Diomonte Demetrius Jean; phony PJ, Marine

| September 16, 2017 | 62 Comments

Some folks in the Air Force PJ community ran into this guy, Diomonte Demetrius Jean, when he tried to join their social media group.

When they called him out, he presented them with this letter, supposedly from his commander;

He also claims that he was a Marine;

Yeah, but no. He was in Air Force Junior ROTC once;

The Air Force and the Marine Corps never heard of him;

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. A Proud Infidel®™ says:


  2. Mark Lauer says:

    That letter of recommendation certainly convinced me. He’s just a notch below Jesus Christ on the amazing scale.
    That his training procedures could save the lives of future veterans is nothing short of miraculous. Plus; that task requires the “precise coordination material assets”, is monumental in it’s scope.
    And that he was able to improve the internal processes of his occupation? Well, we all know how hard that can be. I mean, the internal processes are just so much harder than the external ones, I think we could all agree.
    Oh, Demetrius; you write just as well as you pose.

  3. Dave Hardin says:

    I wouldn’t love this guy in any caliber. I never had any Commanding Officer say they loved me. Looked over all my Fitness Reports, nope…not one person ever said they loved me.

    I tried to follow the Jack Lambert code, never cared if they loved me…I just made sure they respected me.

    A Marine in PJ’s should probably be left alone. I had a Marine that wore giant carrot slippers every morning. Everyone knew he was crazy, but when the shit hit the fan he was the first to step up, slippers and all.

    His name was Dan Brozovich and he finished his military service on October 18, 2006 in Ashraf, Iraq. He was KIA. Since Dan is unable to directly speak about the caliber of Mr. Jean, I will speak for him.

    Choke on a bag of dicks Jeanie, you could never fill a set of carrot slippers…loser.

  4. USAFRetired says:

    One of those tell tale signs of a bad forgery. The fake letterhead that shows the 18th Wing and 31st Rescues Sqdn being an Air Combat Command (ACC) vice PACAF unit.

    I also doubt a Capt is the commander of a flying squadron in todays Air Force unless things have changed since I retired.

  5. Claw says:

    Hmmm, I wonder if Captain Vince was a Mustang since he claims 17 years service, but is only an O-3.

    Can anybody say “Passed over eight times, but still on active duty as a Squadron Commander”?

    But at least Captain Vince loves having men based on their “caliber”.

    • NavyEODguy says:

      1989; Med cruise; attached to ship as OIC of 6 man team; out in the middle of the Mediterranean leaning on the side rail.

      A youngster, 3rd year USNA student assigned to ship for 6 weeks. Starts a conversation with me. Asks me how old I am,”33″, I responded. When did you join the Navy, “1972”, I responded. You could tell he was doing the math. You’ve been an Ensign since 1972 he exclaims. I just pointed at the tattoos on my arms and told him, “Don’t ever get any of these.” Then I turned and walked off.

      The look on his face was classic. Wish I had a hidden camera. Never did tell him I had gotten a direct commission in 1987, and was putting on my silver bar in less than a week.

      I still get a good chuckle from that memory.

  6. Guard Bum says:

    AF Jr ROTC is some baddass shit. I don’t even want to think of the things he has seen.

  7. USAFRetired says:

    I’ll have to check the Global for the good Captain and the Airman on Monday and see what that shows.

    I have had a couple mustang sqdn commanders, in fact two of the better ones had started out a Marines before seeing the light and coming over to the Air Force. As my father the 26 year Marine said, if you want to fly airplanes then go in the Air Force it is their primary job.

  8. Mick says:

    Diomonte Demetrius

    — sigh —

    And he claims to be a Marine.

    Oh. Hell. No.

  9. AnotherPat says:

    Well, Diomonte wants to be famous, so here are his 2 Mugshots records…he was recently arrested on 25 May 2017:



    Also, there IS a Capt Vince Koziol who was the 31st Rescue Squadron flight commander in 2015.


    • USAFRetired says:

      In flying units its a big difference between being the flight commander and the squadron commander.

      Some of us were flight commanders after being passed over for promotion, but I don’t recall a sqdn commander on G series orders retaining command.

  10. OldManchu says:


    Are you sure he doesn’t belong in the feel good stories section of the blog?

    • Mick says:

      Hopefully Claw will come up on the net here this morning and give us a total score for ‘Diomonte Demetrius’ from the official TAH Name Scrabble (Home Version) game.

      • 1610desig says:

        “Dynomite Demolitionus” (as JJ on Good Times would say it) which accurately captures what has happened to whatever shred of respect anyone had for him…and for that mugshot photo, another one for the illustrated edition of The Bell Curve

  11. A Proud Infidel®™ says:


  12. ChipNASA says:

    SMSgt says WTF?!?!?

    FIRST, a SrA is not and NEVER has been a Non-Commissioned Officer. Sgt used to be E-4 and then in the 1990s the deleted it and made SrA E-4 BUT ib this era, until you hit E-5 SSGt, you are NOT and NCO you fucking douche gargler.

    Second, as the USAF Retired has pointed out, Unless this fucktard was stationed at Kadena AB, Okinawa Japan, as was I from 1984-86, you aren’t part of the 18th Wing, as I was in 18th Trans.
    The 31st Rescue Sq IS at Kadena and is part of 5th AF and PACAF.

    You don’t BOLD shit in a official document and then change fonts (Yeah, I’ve had to type shit like this)

    A SrA would never be leading “Hundreds of people and coordinating numerous government agencies” not to mention, this fucking diatribe was written about 8 weeks ago?


    Diomonte, If I were your NCO, I’d Cunt Punt you all the way back to the US of A and personally squeeze your narrow ass between the bars of Leavenworth, however since you were never in the military, this is a non sequitur.

  13. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I hereby make a motion for Diamonte Demetrius Jean to receive The Official TAH Wall of Insults®™.

      • ChipNASA says:

        Well dickweeds, because I’m online and on TAH on this weekend, MOTHERFUCKER GETS IT.

        TAH Robert’s Rules enacted and preemptively launched (Thanks to you guys)

        You better realize you got me on a day that I WOKE UP ON THE FUCKING WRONG SIDE OF THE BED YOU CUM STAIN VAGINAL SLUG.
        If it were up to me, I’d bend you over so hard I’d stuff your head so far up your ass, you’d see daylight through your BELLY BUTTON.
        Don’t. YOU. *EVER* Disrespect. MY. PJ’s. Or. MY. United. States. AIR. FORCE. *EVER* **AGAIN**!!!

        Wall of Insults®™
        FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
        DANGER CLOSE!!!!
        MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
        TAKE COVER!!!!!

        Diamonte Demetrius Jean, is NOT an Air Force PJ, (more like he gives BJs! ) (Jr ROTC Doesn’t count, BITCH!!), NOT a Marine, NEVER SERVED, SMSgt, Chip Should Bury His Foot, side 11 BOOT, Up Your Ass Up To My KNEE!!!!, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken fucker, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Cambodian cunt sauce, ball working asshole, Poster-child for abortion, Swallowing Spoo Sampler, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, tit, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, lying, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, Mayor Grundle of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, prickwrinkler, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, snowball, giggling beerflecked canker blossom , maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting fruitcake, putrid, rotting, Santorum Stained Molting Muscrat, whoreson whale’s carcass, overzealous polyp burglar, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, toadstool slime-inhaling dickdrizzling sludge, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, moron, Prevaricating Sphincter, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, terminal crotch infection, asshat, dick pickle, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, poofter, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Assistant Jizz mopper in training, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, douche & enema nozzle, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, schlong juice, cum-guzzling gutter butt-slut sphincter goblin, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, Milksop, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, donkey raping shit-eater, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck you own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee) is a LIAR, a FAKE, a FRAUD, A FORGER, He’s a fucking CUNT PUNT all the Leavenworth if he ACTUALLY served, he is NOT EVEN WORTHY OF EVER LICKING A *REAL* MARINE’S NUTSACK, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, taint cookie, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, walking shart shooter, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twat, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, bucked tooth, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, Putz, rectal inspector, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Gerbal Felcher, dingleberry, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, sack of siberian sheep shit, mangina micropeen, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with Bernath’s used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.

        Here endith the lesson.

        ┌∩┐(ಠ ▂ ಠ)┌∩┐

        /enjoy the Google Fame. I want to see you CRY

  14. Green Thumb says:

    Diomonte in my ass.


  15. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    That’s not the same Diomonte who sang with the Bronx, NY Belmonts singing group!!!!

  16. thebesig says:

    In addition to being a natural leader, Diomonte has an uncanny knack for viewing problems from a number of original angles, researching alternatives, and recommending a course of action that meets or exceeds desired objectives.

    Apparently, Diomonte Demetrius Jean, phony Airman/Marine, didn’t live up to that description. If Diomonte Demetrius Jean had the knack for looking at problems from multiple angles, and coming up with courses of actions that’d allow him to meet or exceed his objectives, he wouldn’t have any bad involvement with the law… unless bad involvement with the law was his objective. 🙄

  17. ChipNASA says:

    I sent him a gentle IM

    “If I were you, I’d take down your USAF crap before you regret it. Also, I’d suggest you apologize for claiming something you’re not.
    You are NOW internet FAMOUS.

    LOL Let’s see what happens.

    I don’t think this doorknob is smart enough to understand the shit storm he’s unleashed.

    Someone Else also bombed his FB page with the TAH link. LOL

  18. Skyjumper says:

    With all of these phonies exposed in the past two days, this song just popped into my head…..

    (with apologies to Joe Egan,Gerry Rafferty and their band Stealers Wheel)

  19. Silentium Est Aureum says:

    At some point these bags of anal leakage will figure out they’re not the smartest people in the room, even if they’re alone.

    Until then, weapons free!

  20. Combat Historian says:

    I was in Army JROTC before I enlisted. JROTC was so bad-ass it should’ve been made the ONE and ONLY branch of the U.S. Armed Forces. I’m talking serious bad-ass here…///

    • ChipNASA says:

      I was ROTC at U of MD until someone forgot to tell me YOU STILL NEEDED 3 YEARS OF COLLEGE LEFT TO GRADUATE TO BE ELIGIBLE. (Stupid fucking counselors)
      Funny thing, was I was a SSgt in the AF Reserve with 10 years in and my FIRST SERGEANT’S son was in my class. LOL
      Complete accident.
      These kids were so ate up and every once and a while I had the opportunity to tell them what it is really like (Post DS/DS) Talk to REAL NCO LMFAO Good times, good times. (I had to tell my 1st Shirt’s son not to blow my cover too much!)

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