Anthony Spositi; phony Marine

| September 16, 2017 | 56 Comments

Our partners at Military Phonies send us thier work on this Anthony Spositi fellow who thinks that it’s perfectly legitimate to wear his MARPATs to his wedding. Well as if you can’t guess, the Marine Corps responds to a FOIA request with “Who?”

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  1. 91A1P says:

    I see no insignia or badges.
    I don’t see any statement from him about service.
    Can’t these be bought anywhere?
    You know .. like a 82nd hat?

  2. A Proud Infidel®™ says:


  3. Doc Savage says:

    As if any real Marine wouldn’t be in Blues at his/her own wedding if they were going to wear a uniform.

  4. Hack Stone says:

    Between this asshat and the anorexic Ace Hardware mannequin in the ill fitting Dress Blues, you would think that at least one person at these weddings would stand up and shout “What the fuck is this bullshit!!!?” The father of the bride, the preacher, a second cousin or the church janitor would know in a second that “something doesn’t seem right” with this situation. I know that most girls grow up fantasizing about their wedding day, and I can’t imagine the bride spending a few grand on a wedding dress standing next to an idiot in what is essentially the military version of a t-shirt and jeans. “Gee, Anthony, I really love, but this is my special day, so how about bringing out the Dress Blues so that our wedding announcement in the local Pennysaver will not subject me to the ridicule and scorn of the town?”

  5. Mick says:

    Two phony Marines already today. Not bad.

    There have been way too many phony SEALs around here lately, so it’s nice to see that the phony Marines are upping their game and getting back into the competition.

  6. AnotherPat says:


    This is him.

    He was arrested in Florida in 2014 for Grand Theft:

    He is also pictured in his Twitter account wearing a T-Shirt that has “U.S. Marine Corps, Combatant Diver School, Panama City, Florida.”

    He was initially a registerd voter in Florida (now inactive) with a mailing address of Mullica Hill NJ.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      I’m sure it’s only a matter of time until he once again becomes the “property” of Bubba & Thor before becoming “Mr.Tiny”‘s prison bride.

    • IDC SARC says:

      “He is also pictured in his Twitter account wearing a T-Shirt that has “U.S. Marine Corps, Combatant Diver School, Panama City, Florida.”

      It’s also notable that it is not a class shirt from the Combatant Diver Course. Each class typically has shirts done up with a custom design, class number and motto.

      He’s wearing a generic MCD shirt that can be bought any number of places.

      • Mick says:

        In that charming wedding photo posted above, it also looks like he’s either sporting a shitty-looking goatee, or he’s acquired some facial tats on his chin. Can’t really tell which, due to the lack of clarity in the photo.

        In any case, a shitty-looking goatee and/or facial tats while playing dress-up in a Marine Corps uniform just screams legitimacy.

        He’s good to go!

  7. 1610desig says:

    Maybe he fast roped down just in time for the wedding from a specially chartered Osprey after killing Baghdadi (again)…the gut, vagabond felon facial hair, hand tats that charitably reflect “artistic licence” and practiced surly slouch clearly demonstrate him to be one of those rarely observed “off the books” killers…after a quick ceremony and 30 second marriage consummation in full view of a grateful audience, he fast roped back into his Osprey (he’s that good) for more derring do

  8. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Lying-assed walking bucket of Chihuahua shit.

  9. Ex-PH2 says:

    Wow. She met him and he saw her desperation. It was a match made in her garage….

    Seriously, getting married in jeans and a t-shirt with ‘I’m with Stupid’ would have more dignity.

  10. Charlie says:

    He is a piece if shit!!! No need to say more

  11. Charlie says:

    He also have abandoned several children.

  12. OldManchu says:

    Why did you cover Chelsea’s face in the picture?

  13. my, my, my says:

    Given the Picture, I would assume he is used to cocking hie head to take some cock.


  14. CWORet says:

    I want that uniform removed.

    with fire.

    Taint tickler too. Same method.

  15. bombstopr says:

    He sent me this reply to a message I sent him calling him out on it:
    There’s a few documents I can show that don’t give away personal info but trust me there is a lawsuit going on for this the document wasn’t even official it wasn’t signed by anyone and anyone can go online and pull that document up edit it and post it.
    My family is livid and we are in the progress of filing lawsuits because I’m no phony.
    It’s very disrespectful towards me and my family.
    And besides the point whoever posted it came up with some bizzar ass shit iv never even said it’s pretty much trying to fuck me

    He also sent pics of what appears to be partials of his enlistment papers. I don’t know how to upload them though.

  16. Just another person says:

    I have the pictures of his paperwork saying he couldn’t get in

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