Floyd R. May; kidnapper charged

| October 17, 2017 | 27 Comments

The other day, we mentioned Floyd R. May of Moline, Illinois in our feel good stories when he kidnapped a woman and she ended up shooting him at her first opportunity. According to Quad-Cities Online he’s been charged;

Floyd R. May, 61 , Moline, has been charged with aggravated kidnapping and aggravated battery with a weapon in relation to that case, according to Rock Island County court records.

Two other charges — unlawful use of a weapon by a felon and aggravated assault — were related to separate incident in which Mr. May allegedly threatened a man with a knife.

I’m only mentioning the story because the dude should have been locked up a long time ago, just for looking felonious. I’ll bet there are some bodies buried in his basement, too.

Category: Crime

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  1. The Stranger says:

    To quote Green Thumb:
    This dude looks all felonious and shit!

  2. ChipNASA says:

    Seriously.
    I’m glad the photo will no embiggen.
    That’s one looking fucker.
    I bet small animals run away from him.

    Oh and I’ll just leave this here…..

    https://imgur.com/ARaYXKF

  3. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I’m happy to see that she successfully defended herself from that fleabag of a goblin, pity she didn’t score a lethal shot, that would have saved taxpayers the cost of feeding, clothing and housing him as well as court expenses.

  4. Ex-PH2 says:

    She coulda done the world a favor and shot him in the nethers. But at least, she shot him. That’s something.

    What a creepy guy.

  5. cc senor says:

    “I’m only mentioning the story is because the dude should have been locked up a long time ago, just for looking felonious.”

    From what I remember of Moline the folks there would have looked right at home along the Dixie Highway in Michigan.

  6. OWB says:

    Is it just me or does he bear a striking resemblance, or maybe it is just a similar gleam in the eye, to a currently guest of the VA correctional system awaiting further mental eval?

  7. Daniel Bernath’s Bunghole says:

    Talk about a visual laxative…I thought I was attached to ugly, but this dude…

  8. Forest Green says:

    looks like a rough night in lock-up and it’s only going to get worse for him.

  9. RM3(SS) says:

    Looks like the kind of guy that’s building a woman suit in his basement.

  10. Graybeard says:

    Ugly is on him like white on rice.

    Really, I can see why she’d run after scoring a hit on him and not make sure he was DRT. But I wish she’d got him in the cerebellum with an expanding round. I think his frontal lobes are already damaged.

  11. 26Limabeans says:

    Dude looks like Stephen King.
    Another shitbag.

  12. Tallywhagger says:

    I wonder if that ugly SOB was ever a lawyer. Hehe, nah, probably not. He might pass for one of those pedo-priests we’ve heard so much about

  13. Thunderstixx says:

    He’s a escapee from time travel experiments. His face is truly ugly enough to stop a clock.
    No woman would ever have anything to do with the ugly fuck so he had to kidnap one.

  14. 26Limabeans says:

    Upon further examination I see a remarkable resemblence to Barney Frank.

  15. Guard Bum says:

    Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler!

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