David Meier; lying politician

| October 18, 2017 | 97 Comments

David Meier is a candidate for mayor of Flint, Michigan. He decided that his resume needed some pizzazz, so he added the claim of earning a Medal of Honor, probably not knowing that’s the easiest medal to check on in the age of Al Gore’s internet, seein’s how the Congressional Medal of Honor Society maintains a searchable list that goes all the way back to the Civil War.

But that didn’t deter Mr Meier, according to the East Village Magazine;

Meier claimed that he received his Medal of Honor from President Richard Nixon in 1973 for actions at An Loc, Vietnam, in May of 1969. In fact, that is the story of Medal of Honor recipient Army Master Sergeant James Leroy Bondsteel of Jackson, MI. Bondsteel had been a Marine in Korea and then joined the Army, serving from 1965 to 1985. Bondsteel died in a freak traffic accident in Alaska in 1987. His Medal of Honor citation is available on numerous online sites.

So, it was time for Mr Meier to double down and go secret squirrel with his tale;

In a response to questions from East Village Magazine about his claims, Meier wrote that he had been a “CIA soldier” covertly embedded in Vietnam between 1965 and 1975, starting when he was 15 years old. He said his commanding officer would come into his home in Linden in the middle of the night, “stick a needle in my arm and when I woke up I would be in Vietnam.” He further stated, “I usually wasn’t gone very long at the beginning and my parents hardly missed me and didn’t care. Many times when I came home the CIA would make me submit to electromagnetic convulsive shock therapy so I couldn’t remember anything.”

Asked about the parallels between the Bondsteel story and his own as offered to East Village Magazine, Meier sent the following explanation: “SGT Bondsteel was the platoon leader of the unit that I was assigned to. I was a CIA soldier sent to assist in finding a lost platoon along with Bondsteel’s platoon. Bondsteel was told where to go to link up with that platoon and sent off. After surveying the area I requested permission to recon an old overgrown trench-line because I was fearful that it was an ambush. Sure enough it was an L shaped ambush and when I entered it I encountered encountered the enemy and the rest of the story is written up in SGT Bondsteel’s citation.

“If you replace SGT Bondsteel name with David Meier you will have the truth,” Meier wrote.

Here is Staff Sergeant James Leroy Bondsteel’s citation.

You would think Meier was finished, but, no he continues;

“I have faithfully and loyally served my country in Vietnam and every war that America has been in since then. I am a CIA soldier and advisor. President Nixon awarded me the Medal of Honor in 1973 for my actions in An Loc, Vietnam May 24 1969. I have also attained the rank of brigadier general.”

In case you’re wondering, he doesn’t appear on DoD’s flag officer roster.

Yeah, if this fellow isn’t mentally deficient, they need to take him to court and charge him with violations of the stolen valor act since, obviously, he intends to profit from his lies.

Category: Dumbass Bullshit, Phony soldiers

Comments (97)

Trackback URL | Comments RSS Feed

Sites That Link to this Post

  1. In The Mailbox: 10.18.17 : The Other McCain | October 19, 2017
  1. 26Limabeans says:

    “Flint, Michigan”

  2. Reddawg_03 says:

    Mayor….candidate for Mayor….is this for real?


  3. Carlton G. Long says:

    Is this fellow a main line candidate, or is he one of those fringe candidates who runs for every office, every year?

  4. HT3 '83-'87 says:

    “The stupid is strong with this one. Lose he will. Ridicule we must”

  5. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Full turbo-cocksucker.

  6. Ex-PH2 says:

    Putting ‘politician’ and ‘lying’ together in the same space is a surefire way to make the Universe implode.

    I’ll be he’s a closet-something or other.

  7. Dapandico says:

    He left out the anal probing by the CIA.

  8. Joseph Williams says:

    The water made him DOOD it. Joe

  9. Combat Historian says:

    Is this schmuck an actual veteran? Did he even serve a single day in the military? My bet is this guy was a draft-dodger who either stayed in college and majored in basket-weaving for the duration or was a poo-flinger at his induction physical and was classified as crazy…

  10. Combat Historian says:

    I think Camp Bondsteel in Kosovo was named after SSG Bondsteel. This pig deserves to be slowly water-poisoned for stealing SSG Bondsteel’s valor…

  11. Brown Neck Gaitor says:

    Remember when Michael Moore was the craziest person to come from Flint?

    Those were good times…

    • UpNorth says:

      I just wasted 5 minutes I’ll never get back reading over the 17 candidates for mayor of Flint. Aside from this asshat, one of them claims to be the national commander of the Grand Army of the Republic, and filed a federal lawsuit, demanding that the feds name Trump an enemy of the state and immediately arrest him, and another guy who’s signature achievement is wearing a cowboy hat everywhere in Flint.

      • Bill M says:

        Considering who one of Flint’s one time resident’s is, I think it’s safe to speculate that it is something in the water. Michael Moore, this turd, and “the commander of the Grand Army of the Republic” all hailing from there makes me wonder what the H*ll is wrong with that burg.

  12. OWB says:

    Yeah, well, I, and several others here, were super duper secretly assigned to the lunar missions as special security peoples with extra top secret devices which even now could cause us great harm should we discuss them. Which explains why we never, ever claim our extra special service and we can never, ever admit participation in under threat of severe consequences to everyone else because it’s all their fault that we now have the PT & SD from all those extraterrestrial space flights that can never, ever be made public.

    Except with the media. And reality shows. Maybe Dancing with the Stars, because, ya know, it celestial.

  13. Nicki says:

    Holy squirrel shit crazy, Batman!

  14. Perry Gaskill says:

    Just to put some perspective on things, the real story here is not about Meier’s pants-on-fire claim of being an MOH ninja. According to another piece in the East Village Magazine, there’s currently some sort of bizarre political situation going on which has meant the entire city council is up for re-election, and there are currently 18 candidates for mayor.

    Which raises the question: How is it possible 18 people are crazy enough to want to be mayor of Flint, Michigan?

    • David says:

      Apparently the incumbent was caught up in a corruption scandal and 17 people are running against her in a recall election. This clown is so insignificant he is listed in the last group of non-entities labeled as “also running are”. All he had to do to get on the ballot was pay a $100 filing fee. He also claims to have been beaten/shot by cops so he wants to weed out bad cops. I suspect from that last he is a Democrat, as being a lying sack of shit is kind of party-agnostic.

    • Ex-Garbage Gun Shooter says:

      Their unemployment benefits ran out?

  15. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    Wow. This guy is good.

  16. Graybeard says:

    David Meier: please drink the water straight out of the river. Stay hydrated, drink a gallon an hour until symptoms of stupidity go away.

  17. just some feller says:

    I met SFC Bondsteel when he was running the post gym at Benning. I was a “Drill-Corporal” waiting for OCS and I got sent over for the day. This big guy was bragging how he was a Medal of Honor recipient and said, “…most Medal recipients say they don’t remember what they did; well, I do…” then he went on to give me some huge “war story” how he knocked out 10 bunkers … in minute detail, etc. I thought, “sheesh, what a lair.” When I got back to the company the senior drill asked me about my day. I told him about some sad lying sack-of-shit claiming the MoH.

    Then I found out Bondsteel was telling the truth!

    Holy Cow! That makes 3 MoHs I’ve met in my life: COL Lewis Millet, SFC Bondsteel, (and later) MAJ Robert L. Howard.


    • Doc Savage says:

      I met Col Millet when I was stationed in Hawaii, and again when he flew out to see us in Egypt while on an MFO tour…..interesting man indeed.
      I also had the honor of meeting SP5 Clarence Sasser, and MSG Roy Benevidez…..all amazing men.

    • rgr769 says:

      I have only met one, Maj. Charles Q. Williams. He was a captain and company commander in 2nd Bn/509th Inf, 8th ID. His troops affectionately referred to him as “Captain Smoke,” because he knew how to smoke anyone in the unit. I spent four days with him on a planning mission to Holland for a memorial re-enactment of the Allied Airborne Invasion of Holland. He never uttered a word about his service in Viet Nam. He still has the longest citation of any MOH recipient I have ever read.

    • Cris says:

      SgtMaj Kellogg was 3rd Marines SgtMaj when I arrived at K-Bay in ’86. Those stories for another time….

  18. Michael Yates says:

    Sounds like the perfect candidate for Flint. Could not be any worse than what they’ve had in the past.

  19. OldManchu says:

    “Many times when I came home the CIA would make me submit to electromagnetic convulsive shock therapy so I couldn’t remember anything.”

    They were doing it wrong. You should have some electric high voltage probes shoved up your bunghole and get jolted in a way you will never forget. What a complete dumbass.

  20. chooee lee says:

    Holy shit. Please tell me this pogue is running as a Democrat.

  21. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Holeeeeee Fuck! Damn, the stupid is strong with DAVID MEIER! “CIA Soldier”?

    No stories about Lon Duc Dong (GONG) and the missions in the SHIT (Pun Tang Province) surviving on Cream of Sum Yung Guy soup and Ben Wa balls?

    If the people of Flint vote for this assclown, they definitely deserve his ass… and the crazee associated with it!

  22. The Other Whitey says:

    Fucking cocksucking douchebag shitweasel.

  23. FuzeVT says:

    I was with the Green Berets,
    Special Unit Battalions…
    Commando Airborne Tactics…
    Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion.
    Yeah, it was real hush hush.
    I was Agent Orange,
    Special Agent Orange, that was me.

  24. Bobo says:

    Obviously he’s been drinking the Kool-Aid made with local water.

  25. Snotcrow says:

    I HATE when they show up in your parents house and drug you, just to wake up in another country.

  26. Cris says:

    This guy looks no older than me (if it’s a current photo) and I was only 4 in ’65.

    • Cris says:

      And I was the leading CIA secret squirrel during that time….during the mission he talks about, he didn’t even participate. Claimed he had a bad case of hang nail and skipped out.

  27. Martinjmpr says:

    Safe to assume this clown is not backed by any major party? I’m guessing he’s just an attention whore who threw his hat in the ring as a way of getting himself some publicity.

    Next we’ll be hearing about his exploits in the Poon Tang Valley near the village of Phuc Hu.

  28. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    Very interesting and I wonder if he did any research on WW2 pinup model Candy Jones who was possibly involved with FBI and CIA spook stuff during WW2 and the cold war era. As is heard, Long John Nebel hypnotized her and the story came out. Years ago, I worked nights and used to listen to Nebel and Candy on the car radio and this story came out. This can also be googled on the internet.

  29. Thunderstixx says:

    An MOH?
    Talk about stupid, this guy gives PFC Manning a run for the money on this claim !!!

  30. EODJay says:

    Just wow! We’ve gotten our share of way out there stories here but this has to be up towards the top of the steaming pile.

  31. Andy11M says:

    Well, if this asshole wants to steal SSG Bondsteels life story, I know how it ends. We just need to find a logging truck and have it dump it’s logs on him.

    My last unit in the Army before I got out was 2/2 Inf when they were still in Germany. Our BN HQ building was named Bondsteel Hall and just inside near the Staff Duty desk was a copy of his citation.

  32. Nastyleg says:

    There must be something in the water………….that are turning the frogs freaking gay!!!!!(Alex Jones reference). Come to Flint come for the crazy stay for the murders…..sarc.

  33. mattinnc says:

    Wow. That is all I can say.

  34. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Nobody else has yet so fuck it, I hereby make an official motion for David Meier to receive the Official TAH Wall of Insults®™.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:


      • ChipNASA says:

        We have a “Second”
        Do we have an “AYE” vote?

          • ChipNASA says:

            And Ladies and Gentlemen, there it is….
            Per TAH Robert’s Rules, only one AYE vote is needed.

            You may want to stand back because when you nuke a disgusting psychotic wannabe politician, there can be a certain type of fallout…

            Wall of Insults®™
            (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)

            FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
            DANGER CLOSE!!!!
            MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
            TAKE COVER!!!!!

            David “Mierda” Meier , is a truly psychotic wannabe politician, Stolen Valor fuckbucket, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Cambodian cunt sauce, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, Soup Sandwich, Poster-child for abortion, Swallowing Spooge Sampler, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, tit, Sharmouta, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, needle dick bug fucker, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, Mayor Grundle of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, snowball, giggling beerflecked canker blossom , ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, Hand in your badge, Adolf, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, prodigious jenkem huffer, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, Fair suck of the sav, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, baby cave, pole smoker, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, ax wound drippings, when I saw this sperm receptacle, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, used toilet paper-sniffing meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, dick pickle, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, Piss Whistle, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Assistant Jizz mopper in training, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, douche & enema nozzle, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, schlong juice, cum-guzzling gutter butt-slut sphincter goblin, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby, donkey raping shit-eater, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee), has NOT EVER in ANY Shape or Form, been associated with the Congressional Medal of Honor, was not in the Military, was NOT in Vietnam, RIPPED OFF the story of a true American HERO, Army Master Sergeant James Leroy Bondsteel, ALSO NOT a CIA anything, SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF HIMSELF but is so BATSHIT CRAZY, he apparently has no logical critical thinking skills and, therefore has NO SHAME, Rumpleforeskin, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed Swamp Donkey, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, Putz, rectal inspector, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Gerbal Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, sack of Siberian and stack of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.

            FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
            Here endith the lesson.


    • Eden says:

      I’m just shocked the thread got this far before someone suggested it.

  35. gitarcarver says:

    While the actions of this man are totally despicable and indefensible, the odd thing is that only the cited East Village Magazine is picking up on this story.

    mlive! has nothing on it. No other broadcast or print mediums have anything on it.

    To me, it is light on cockroaches that expose them for what they are.

    The press is supposed to be part of that light and the idea that they are not doing their job and talking about people running for the Mayor of Flint (who is going to be facing incredible challenges) says a great deal about the fourth estate.

  36. jonp says:

    Being embedded at 15 is really undercover shit. No wonder there are no records of this. What a stud

  37. Rosalee says:

    Hmmmmmmmm…brings to mind CT Senator Blumenthal who likes to enhance his resume also. At least when I served, which was throughout Vietnam war + I could tell the difference between in country and during Vietnam war. He seems unable to tell the difference.

  38. Medic09 says:

    I dunno, sounds like stuff we hear all the time out of Roswell. Just substitute “alien abduction” for “CIA”.

  39. Green Thumb says:

    The next Public Relations / Media Director for All-Points Logistics.

  40. Eden says:

    Maybe this guy can run for Prez in 2020, along with that Congressional candidate from Florida who was abducted by aliens when she was 7.

  41. Mark Lauer says:

    I was gonna say that the cheese done slipped off his cracker, but I don’t think his cracker had cheese to begin with…..or that this cracker had a fucking cracker in the first place.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *