Ike Catcher; phony Green Beret

| October 30, 2017 | 86 Comments

Our partners at Guardians of the Green Beret send us their work on this fellow Ike Catcher who was spotted by someone who trolls the internet. When confronted, Ike said some crap about the Austrian Royal Guard, but the Austrian Royal Guard doesn’t wear a 5th SF Group flash on their beret;

His Instagram account was replete with pictures of him wearing the beret as if he had earned it;

Finally, someone explained to him that what he was doing was wrong and he fessed up;

Musclehead.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Claw says:

    He’s a little too old (and it’s too early yet) to be playing dress up for Halloween.

    Watch out, kids. He’s after your candy!!

    Dumbass.

  2. Combat Historian says:

    I bet this little twerp would have been kicked to the curb if he had actually tried to enlist in the Austrian Bundesheer. How do you say SHITBAG in Austrian German?

  3. jim h says:

    ya know…..I might be getting soft. I actually believe this guy didn’t intend to steal that honor. it looks more like he was trying to either do a homoerotic calendar shoot or maybe star in one of those late 90s rap videos, more than anything else. think master p or something.

    though I didn’t like the extra long winded apology/justification bit. just admit you were wrong, ask forgiveness, and move on with life.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      He parades himself like a wannabe gay bar pole dancer and I’m sure he’s only sorry he got caught. IMHO he’s NOT even worthy of a motion for The Official TAH Wall of Insults®™, he’s small fry.

    • Slick Goodlin says:

      I sort of agree. This particular situation reminds me of years ago when Basketball’s Dennis Rodman was photographed wearing an Army Dress Green uniform coat with a Combat Infantryman Badge on it. He thought it was just purdy bling with no clue as to it’s significance.

      No use in getting into a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

  4. Jonn Lilyea says:

    I’m just wondering where Ike Pitcher is.

  5. Claw says:

    Tall SOB. His FB About Section lists him at 6’9″.

    Exceeds maximum height for enlistment purposes?

    But if he was to go in, I’m sure he would fit right into that new Combat Advisor Brigade as a cunning linguist.

  6. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    OKAY, now after looking at the links I see he’s some juiced-up weightlifter who always HAS to flex and make himself the center of attention. He obviously felt like he wasn’t the center of enough people’s attention so he had to go running his cockflap like a wannabe top star gay bar pole dancer and now he makes a half-assed apology after having his ass handed to him by Real Vets. I see he’s not to keen when it comes to expressing himself in an intelligent manner, did he even finish high school, or did he “graduate” from a publicly-funded HS diploma mill?

    • Mark Lauer says:

      I think he graduated from 5th grade, then went right into Modeling School, where he graduated last in his class.
      Hard to do when you look at the IQs of most of his classmates.

  7. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    ANALYSIS:

    After-market cammo t-shirt: CHECK

    Dog tags: CHECK

    Perfectly executed hand salute: CHECK

    LEGIT!

  8. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    I noticed in his apology that he asked people to join him at Muscle Beach for a “workout” and a “protein shake”…

    Enough said…

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      I’ve been around fellow honest hardworking blue collar types most of my adult life who really were good and tough, will work like there’s no tomorrow for an honest paycheck and they’re tough as all get-out but none have the “pretty body’ this boy does. I bet if you left him alone in some Country Bar somewhere in Red America he’d get his ass kicked to the moon in no time, put him to work in a tough job like I’ve worked in the past and he likely wouldn’t last five minutes before he ran off for a protein shake and a pity session. Yeah, he can pick the weights up, put the weights down and flex, but has that pretty boy ever done a real day’s hard work for a paycheck? I bet he wouldn’t last five minutes in a garage for fear of him getting dirt on himself or chipping one of his manicured fingernails!

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      Protein shake?

      Yeah, if I want my protein shaken, I certainly won’t go to him.

  9. Chip says:

    Stars and Stripes with a star in the middle. LOL.

  10. Chip says:

    Have you guys looked at his facebook page. He truly loves himself.

  11. 26Limabeans says:

    Is that photo for real?
    Large biceps, tiny head.

  12. Cornholio says:

    “Ike Catcher”

    I don’t know, sounds kinda like Jack Reacher (shrugs).

  13. Dan says:

    So……how many mouth dams does an M4 mag pouch hold? ……..anyone?

  14. Ex-PH2 says:

    What a strange person.

    Really, really bad taste in clothing.

    And why is he wearing purple pants with a green/tan/black camo shirt? Is he blind to how bad that combo looks?

  15. Graybeard says:

    Ike Catcher? EEEWWWWWWWW

  16. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    What’s that glowing on his left titty in the pic of him giving the limp-wristed salute, is that his Special Deputy Doofy badge?

  17. Jay says:

    Share a protein shake? No fag, I don’t want to meet you at Muscle beach and share a protein shake.

  18. ChipNASA says:

    This has to be the GAYEST posts I’ve seen on TAH in, well, let’s say this week ,but hey, it’s only Monday.
    I also agree this guy doesn’t come close to rate the Wall of Insults®™.
    IMHO he’d just have one of his boyfriends read it to him while they furiously masturbate to it, thinking we’re complimenting them.

  19. Yef says:

    Aids Catcher is 6’9″?

    I suspect not.

  20. Perry Gaskill says:

    So… here comes Ike Catcher who evidently follows actor social media and dresses up in Austrian Commando camo when he’s not pumping iron at Muscle Beach– where he might find a Hollywood agent. It seems fairly obvious where this is going:

    Catcher wants to be Governor of California…

  21. bg2 says:

    “Ike” Catcher more likely a fake name, just a tad away from “Eye Catcher.” To any “fella” who catches his eye and gets the drift. Homo, 100 percent, most likely.

  22. OldManchu says:

    Always the victim when they get caught. They didn’t intend to claim valor. ……

    Fuck I want to smash these pukes.

  23. rgr769 says:

    It is starting out to be a winning week for fake SEALs over fake Green Berets, by two to one. Any odds on which group of POSers take the pennant this week? I’m rooting for the fish eaters over the snake eaters.

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