John Chadwick Jaggars; phony paratrooper

| December 3, 2017 | 56 Comments

Someone sent us their work on this fellow John Chadwick Jaggars who wants people to believe that he jumps from airplanes while in flight. He claims that he was stationed with the 101st Airborne Division;

Anyone who has spent a day or two in the Army knows that no one in the 101st Airborne Division jumps from airplanes. The division has been that way since the Vietnam War (with the exception of Division Pathfinders who just became legs in the last few years).

The only active duty that Mr Jaggars performed was for training, the rest was in the National Guard;

No Basic Airborne Course, certainly no jumpmaster training, and no assignment to the 101st Airborne Division. Just another nasty leg wannabe.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Sj says:

    Bike. Check
    Doorag. Check
    Vest. Check
    Dog. Fail
    The PTSD. Fail

    My mama was a leg too. I drew jump pay with the 1/101 (ABN)(Sep) in the Viet of the Nam in ’68. Never saw a chute.

  2. Ex-PH2 says:

    I have a brilliant idea! Let’s get him a free ride in an airplane with some skydivers, rigged up and ready to jump. We can find out how long he stands at the open door, looking down at those hard, dry fields below before he pukes and mewls and pulls back.

    SUCH A JERK!!!!

  3. Combat Historian says:

    Bike, vest, tattoos, doo-rag…I bet his has a service dog tooo…

  4. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Cocksucker.

  5. Claw says:

    No-Go at this station.

    Even the NDSM listed on the FOIA is an incorrect entry.

    But he was a trained 71L PAC/Admin Clerk, so he probably made the entry himself into his 201 File.

    • Claw says:

      He went through Basic Training in 1989, then nine years later in 1998 he tried it again and was shitcanned and sent home after a month from Relaxin Jackson.

      That’s why there is no Gay Pride (Army Service Ribbon) nor Marksmanship Qualification Badge(s) listed on the FOIA.

      • Skippy says:

        I’m maybe a little confused but it shows IRR for nov04//Feb05
        Is that even possible???

        • Claw says:

          Skippy, the way I read that is it’s not even Individual Ready Reserve.

          It’s listed as Inactive National Guard. Maybe he was going to try it once again, but backed out when he saw there was a real shooting war going on.

          The way I read the FOIA and the 2-1 is he was shitcanned twice. Once from Fort Lee in 1989 after only three weeks of whatever AIT (Water Purification Specialist?) he attempted and then nine years later in 1998 from Fort Jackson after only a month of Basic Training.

          So a double timer Substandard Discharge Private who has wormed his way into the Patriot Guard Riders of the American Legion.

          I’m betting be has a 12×12 patch on the back of his vest with an embroidered NDSM and the phrase ” I Spent My Time In Hell.”

        • NormanS says:

          Not IRR, but ING (Inactive National Guard). I was in both. I can’t address ’04/’05, but in August, 1989, Division was way down in strength, and getting transferred to ING was practically impossible. My lame excuse should have been laughed out of the orderly room, but the CO was after my ass, and jumped at the chance to shove me out of his company.

  6. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    This goes on and on and on and on and on and on and it looks like there is no end to it. I see the pic with water in the back ground and I hate to ask this, but is he from you know where. Seems like I’m beating Florida to death every time I post a comment….

  7. Green Thumb says:

    Fucking leg.

    What a shitbag.

    When stationed back in DC back in the day, I used to frequent a local establishment down on the waterfront called Chadwicks. Good beer, good burgers and good times.

    And now this stain has “tainted” that association. The only thinks this dude tries to jump(s) are kids out smoking behind the school.

    Tool.

  8. Young Bud Fox says:

    How entertaining would it be to listing in on a group of drinking biker military posers trying to outdo each other with bullshit? It would be a wild scene because each of them wouldn’t know what they were talking about and would assume the other posers are the real deal, so they would all try to out bullshit each other. Have a couple women hanging around, and the crap gets deeper. Yikes….

  9. Skippy says:

    Look like he was slow speed high drag, he spent his entire time as a
    “nasty girl” as a PVT must have been a expert at stepping on dicks
    Talk about a total shit-bag

  10. OldManchu says:

    Eeewwww. That picture of him laying back on his moped looks like he is waiting on a road blowjob from Bradley Manning.

  11. OldManchu says:

    Anal beads around his neck. Gag.

  12. Slick Goodlin says:

    Re: “Anyone who has spent a day or two in the Army knows that no one in the 101st Airborne Division jumps from airplanes.”

    It would be quite logical for people to assume everyone in the Army’s 101st Airborne Division was a Paratrooper.

    I know I did when I enlisted to be a Paratrooper in the 101st in June of 1972.

    When I finally reported to the Division’s 1/503d Infantry in October 1972, I discovered the confusing and contentious issues regarding who was and who wasn’t a Paratrooper in the 101st Airborne.

    The following historical excerpt might help to understand the situation. I eventually chose to transfer to the 82nd Airborne in 1974.

    An Excerpt from the “History of the 101st (Post-Vietnam)” By Charles S. Bloodworth

    When the 101st Airborne Division returned to Fort Campbell, Kentucky, from Viet Nam in February 1972, about all that returned were the unit colors, and a command group with a few staff officers and senior NCOs. Almost all soldiers, SSG and below, were immediately discharged when they arrived at Oakland, California, or Seattle, Washington. The 101st Airborne, then called the 101st Airborne Division (Airmobile), returned to buildings vacated by the recently inactivated “U.S. Army Training Center, Fort Campbell, Kentucky.” Major General John Cushman was the Commanding General, but he had a headquarters with no hindquarters.

    The 101st was almost exactly 1/3 airborne. That is, the Third Brigade (the former 173rd Airborne Brigade, with the Geronimos of 1-503rd and 2-503rd Infantry, and the Rakkasans of 3-187th Infantry) were on jump status. First Brigade (1-327th and 2-327th Infantry and 2-502nd Infantry) and Second Brigade (1-501st Infantry, 1-502nd Infantry, and 1-506th Infantry) were leg. One third of the division support elements were airborne on status, the other two-thirds were straight leg. So, for example, the 326th Engineer Battalion had one airborne company, but two leg companies. Same for the 501st Signal Battalion, the 311th Military Intelligence Battalion, and so on.

    This organization wasn’t really as bizarre as it sounds. After all, early during WWII the 101st wasn’t 100% parachute. Then it was 1/3 parachute and 2/3 glider forces. Under the theory of “the helicopter is the new glider,” the airborne were to provide a light, fast vertical envelopment/assault capability, while the airmobile elements would follow up with sustained and heavier forces. At one time the Division Museum (Pratt Museum) at Fort Campbell even had a spectacular mural painted the length of one wall. It showed the 3rd Brigade parachuting in and seizing an airfield in the manner of the Rangers at Point Salinas, Grenada. Once the airfield was secured, a fleet of C-130s and C-141s were depicted landing and disgorging the 1st and 2nd Brigades, with UH-1 Huey and AH-1 Cobra helicopters. The airmobile elements then fanned out, linked up, and defeated the enemy. But it couldn’t happen without recruiting a division’s worth of soldiers, one third of them airborne.

    A massive push was underway to recruit soldiers to refill the division. The draft had ended, this was the time of VOLAR (Volunteer Army). Soldiers had to be recruited, with slogans such as “Today’s Army Wants You.” Recruiters were given recruiting incentives, such as “Unit of Choice” (guaranteeing that the recruit would be assigned to a specific unit); “Station of Choice” (guaranteeing that the recruit would be assigned to a specific location); “Airborne Duty Option” (guaranteeing airborne training and a jump slot assignment); there were of course MOS guarantees, and so on.

    Obviously one of our biggest draws was to wear our Class A uniforms, with a garrison cap with glider patch, backgrounds on our wings, and trousers bloused into spit-shined jump boots. And it worked. We recruited hundreds of young men, perhaps thousands, who came into the Army under a much- reduced threat of being sent into combat. There was enhanced pay and GI Bill benefits, and the elimination of many of the irritants to service life that were part of the Army until that point: Saturday morning muster formations, weekend passes, KP duty. These men came into the 101st with a guarantee of Unit or Station of Choice 101st Airborne/Fort Campbell and airborne duty status. Jump pay for enlisted men was $55.00 per month, a considerable bonus for a soldier with $300 – $400 per month in base pay. Hazardous duty pay alone could provide a respectable car payment in 1972.

    By 1973 the mix of airborne and non-airborne soldiers, with the difference in pay and prestige, was causing serious morale problems. Fights were not uncommon. Airborne soldiers not assigned to a jump slot were occasionally jumping, either legally (with permissive no-pay orders) or illegally (sneaking onto aircraft with the connivance of jumpmasters who might be their roommate). In an effort to keep a uniform appearance, even the leg soldiers were permitted to wear the garrison cap with glider patch and bloused boots, but of course they had no wings. That was heresy to the truly Airborne. Then matters reached critical mass when the Department of the Army pulled the entire 101st Division off jump status.

    That was an even greater morale crisis, as jump pay was stopped, but car payments continued. Also, it appeared that the 101st would be forced to revert wearing low quarter shoes and the round service hat (derisively called the “bus driver hat” by Airborne soldiers). The Army doesn’t use the expression “breach of contract.” The correct wording is “unfulfilled enlistments” and suddenly the 101st was facing hundreds, if not thousands of them. Those recruited under the Unit/Station of Choice and Airborne options couldn’t have both. They had three choices:

    – Waive the Unit/Station of Choice and transfer to another unit on jump status. In 1973 this meant the 1st Battalion (Airborne), 509th Infantry in Italy (that’s pretty far from Tennessee/Kentucky); or the arch-rival 82nd Airborne Division, or;

    – Waive the Airborne Duty Option and stay with the 101st at Fort Campbell, but possibly wear the same uniform every other leg in the Army was wearing, or;

    – Demand an immediate Honorable Discharge, with VA benefits if they had been in 180 days. This last option looked pretty good to a lot of soldiers.

    • Claw says:

      Slick, BTDT. Lived through all that. I was assigned to the 101st from July 71 through February 1974. (both Vietnam and return to Campbell)

      Was at the Division Parade Ground for the 20,000th Soldier Dog&Pony Show.

    • Jonn Lilyea says:

      And then there was the royal blue berets of the 101st. That lasted until 1979 when the Army CoS (Richardson?) took away the blue beret, the brown beret of the Alaska Brigade, the black tanker beret, the maroon beret of the various remaining airborne units and the Cav’s Stetsons. The Airborne got their beret back in 1981 when the Army got a new CoS.

    • Martinjmpr says:

      Some time back in the 80’s I recall seeing a 101st trooper in class-A’s in the airport. He was sporting a garrison cap (c-cap) with the glider patch, bloused jump boots and he had air assault wings – with the “airborne background trimming” (what paratroopers call the “oval”) behind his AASLT badge.

      I thought that was bizarre because the purpose of the “oval” is to show that the soldier is actually on jump status, i.e. assigned to an airborne unit and actually jumping.

      So what does the background trimming/oval behind the AASLT badge mean? And does the 101st still do this?

      • Charles S. Bloodworth says:

        Yes, the 101st still does this. It is a matter of heritage, not a mark of qualification or status.

        From that same article by Charles Bloodworth:

        Years before, the 101st had created and run what they called the Recondo School, a kind of mini-Ranger course. After instruction of hand-to-hand combat, patrolling, field craft, and intensive physical challenges the graduates had been awarded a “Recondo Badge.” It was a local wear item, much like the Jungle Expert badge in Panama, or the “Pro-Life Pin” of MG Hank “The Gunfighter” Emerson in Korea. You joined the unit, you attended a short course, you earned it, you wore it while you were in the unit, and when you left you took it off. The 101st dusted off the Recondo School program of instruction and created the Airmobile Badge. That’s right, it was originally called the Airmobile Badge. Locally designed and fabricated, the badge was deliberately crafted to mimic the glider wings of WWII, which hadn’t been issued since the 1950s. The nose of the Huey took the place of the glider body, and the horizontal rotor blade was the spitting image of the glider wing.
        Soldiers could attend a five-day yes, five-day training program and be awarded the Airmobile Badge. “In the tradition of the glider troops,” who, remember, were 2/3 of the WWII 101st Airborne Division, they could bear the badge with the cloth colored background as if they were on jump status. They could wear the garrison cap with glider patch and the coveted bloused boots. From five meters away they were indistinguishable from a real paratrooper. Now everybody in the division could look like an Airborne soldier.

        Ummm … and yes, I am that Charles S. Bloodworth

  13. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    JOHN CHADWICK JAGGARS is a professional taint tickler and punches crusty hobo fartboxes

  14. Former 13D says:

    We had legs in the 82nd, as recently as 2010, until General Casey found out and ended it. These were guys who couldn’t or wouldn’t pass the PT test to go to Airborne School (you had to meet the 17-21 year old standards for the PT test). Those who were NAPs (Non Airborne Personnel) were either transferred out or told to pass the tests to go to Airborne school. I was in the 2/319th AFAR and those who were NAPS were transferred to 3/321 FAR (18th Fires Corps), who were also based at Bragg.

    • Sj says:

      I was a leg at the 82nd Jun-Aug of ’63. In those days, Regular Army Officers reported in right after graduation and then went to branch basic and Airborne in Sept.

      Was fun. I was #1 on every manifest with a line through my name and annotated “Leg”. Troopers would salute and say “All the…er…good morning, sir.” When I walked through the messhall they would say to each other in stage voice: “Hey man, what’s your favorite chicken piece?” The respondent would say “L E E E G”. Loved it.

  15. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I make an official motion for John Chadwick Jaggers to receive The Official TAH Wall of Insults®™

    • Josey Wales says:

      John Chadwick Jaggers – *PTUI*

      Second.

    • Skippy says:

      Third
      Motion passes

    • ChipNASA says:

      And well, good Monday morning to you dickweeds. I see you have everything all wrapped up with a nice bow for me.

      Hey, John CHODEwick Jaggoff Jaggars Where’s your spiffy Facebook page??
      You big pussy. I don’t even thing you have the tiny balls to even come here and scokpuppet for yourself.

      The only thing you’ve ever jumped out of was the 3 men’s room stall at the Flyin’ J truck stop after getting pegged by the local hobos.

      Enjoy cum gargling smeg stain.

      Wall of Insults®™
      (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
      FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
      TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!!
      DANGER CLOSE!!!!
      MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
      TAKE COVER!!!!!
      John Chadwick “Jack Off” Jaggers NOT 101st, not a parachutist, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Cambodian cunt sauce, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, Poster-child for abortion, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection, Klootviool, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, Anus tonguing shitslurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion.Sharmouta, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping fecal wart, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, rectal rapee, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, wait of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON?? Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as anSBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, prodigious jenkem huffer, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy poanther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. 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      FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
      Can I get an AMEN?!
      (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
      Here endith the lesson.

  16. OWB says:

    Hey! Even I have jumped out of a few airplanes.

    Of course, they were sitting on the tarmac at the time. And I don’t pretend otherwise.

  17. TacticalTrunkMonkey says:

    Gentlemen,

    I retire in 2 years from Active Duty USMC. You will never have to fear that I will ever lie about jumping from aircraft…as I sit with a cast on my leg from fast roping out of a UH-1, from 40 feet.

    I don’t see the awe in doing anything from an aircraft in real life, so please forgive me for wondering what the point of lying about it is.

  18. NotaLeg says:

    Dirty nasty leg.

  19. NHSparky says:

    Poor phony. He posts on the FB comments but offers noting but the, “You don’t know!” excuse.

    I got more time on the shitter at test depth than this queef had in, period.

    Even Gunny Driveway is a salty mofo compared to him.

  20. lily says:

    I was in the 101st and I’d say if he wanted to be in the 101st he could have first started by enlisting in the Regular Army. We called them the “nasty guard” back then.

    You think he’s using the laying back on the motor cycle pic for a dating or is it his attempt to make porn? I’m sure he turned on some grandmas.

  21. Frankie Cee says:

    This “Tennessee Turd” Wouldn’t make a pimple on a 101st jumper’s ass. I was 101st AIRBORNE,C/1/506 Inf. jumping C-119, C-123, C-124, C-130, AC-1(Caribou), L-20 Beaver, HU1A, and UH1B aircraft. The only thing he ever jumped was the cheap beer pitcher that he found at the bar.

  22. Jonn Lilyea says:

    Leg Jaggars bravely made a Facebook comment here and then blocked me.

  23. Concerned individual says:

    He is getting veteran benefits for PTSD
    Really like to know how he pulled that off

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