David Dwight Adams; phony SEAL

| January 4, 2018 | 78 Comments

Our partners at Military Phonies bust the first phony SEAL of 2018, this fellow David Dwight Adams. His claims were found on social media;

The National Personnel Records Center says “Nope”;

It’s Frogman Thursday, cum bubble.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Cocksucker.

  2. 3/17 Air Cav says:

    The 1st. Phony Seal of 2018! Nice going dumb ass! I get the feeling it’s going to be a long, memorable year for you. Just not in the way you thought!

  3. Wilted Willy says:

    Welcome to the internet you fuck stick!

  4. Hayabusa says:

    It took a whole four days into the new year for the first phony SEAL to arrive. These people must be slacking off.

  5. HMC Ret says:

    Obviously bogus:
    No doorag
    No Harley
    No dog
    No leather vest.
    No thousand yard stare
    No POW patch
    No ponytail

    Soooo much wrong. Well, feel free to embrace Google as your new friend for life. Every time someone Googles your name, first thing they see is you make claims that aren’t true. Explain that to your kids and grandchildren, toad.

    We do expect certain things from you, though. Feel free to tell us your records were destroyed in the fire, are under direct control of POTUS or SCOTUS, you have xxx confirmed kills, you can’t get the thoughts of holding your comrads as they died, etc. We have certain expectations of you if you are to be an entertaining poser.

    Thanks for your service, ‘Frogman’.

  6. chooee lee says:

    The first SOD {Seal of the day).

  7. OWB says:

    Being to a beach does not make you a SEAL.

  8. USMCMSgt(Ret) says:

    He claims to be a “Frog” man?

    Maybe he’s French.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      If he were a “Frog” man, he’d be called a “crapeaud”.

      Wellington’s troops referred to les Francais militaire as Johnny Crapeauds.

    • jonp says:

      Most likely just liked to eat frog legs.

      • HMC Ret says:

        Grandma made great frog legs. She made great turtle soup, also. They were very poor. Grew most of what they ate, or caught it. The meal usually consisted of whatever was in season or grandpa or my uncles had caught: snake (yes, snake), turtle, fish, frogs, wild pig, deer, etc. Extremely self sufficient. Raised chickens and hogs, so having eggs three meals a day was common. Was a carpenter and sharecropper. Built his own house with help from his sons. He was infantry WW1 and his sons enlisted for WW2. Tremendous respect for folks such as that. Oh, BTW, could barely read or write. Never met people for whom I had greater respect.

  9. Doc Savage says:

    You man meat munching, spunk bubble blowing, slack jawed, banjo eyed, single strand DNA refugee from a blow job…..Are you so completely detached from the real world that you think you wouldn’t get caught?

    You tool…you forgot about the interwebz?
    Well, the interwebz will not forget about you.

    Get off your knees, wipe the lipstick off your taint, and go get a life that does not depend on you telling “there I was” stories that were actually lived by men and women far better than you can hope to become.

  10. Claw says:

    Along with this Fuckstick, I’m betting his FB Friend who calls him “brother” and goes by the nickname of (Shadow) will also show up later as being busted.

    (Shadow) is the one with a dog, hat, etc and all kinds of SF stuff posted in the pictures on his FB page.

    Turds. Both of them.

  11. Frankie Cee says:

    David Dwight Adams, poser, phony, never a SEAL, enjoy having your name up in lights at the Altar of St. Goooooooooooooooooooogle. Every time someone comments here, using your name, you will become just a little bit more famous.

  12. Dick Weed says:

    Everyone in NSW knows that real SEALs always use the proper acronym … Seal and constantly refer to themselves as a warrior.

    LEGIT.

  13. Graybeard says:

    David Dwight Adams is not a SEAL.
    David Dwight Adams is not a veteran.

    David Dwight Adams is a Double Dumb Adz.

    David Dwight Adams is looking for fame. Guess what, David Dwight Adams, you found fame.

    Sux to be you, David Dwight Adams.

  14. HMC Ret says:

    Hey, toad, aren’t you going to threaten us or something? We’ve grown accustomed to being threated with legal action for libel. We’re also expecting a sockpuppet to trot out shortly, singing your praises. You know, “I was there during the intense firefight. I personally saw (fill in name of poser) singlehandedly take out three machine guns, blah, blah, blah.” Please don’t disappoint, David Dwight Adams.

  15. OldManchu says:

    Warriors don’t die on their knees, this is true.

    But David Dwight Adams is not a warrior, although he does get on his knees often.

  16. Combat Historian says:

    My SV Haiku composed in “honor” of David Dwight Adams:

    “He never joined up

    Yet he felt the need to lie

    Now he is busted…”

  17. Mick says:

    ‘Frogman Friday!! Wind, rain & whitecaps!!!’

    — sigh —

    Yeah. Sure thing, ‘Frogman’.

  18. just some feller says:

    Well he MUST be a warrior … that’s the translation of his tattoo.
    http://ishufa.net/shufa/x/36579.gif

    Japanese: take/bu/mu [put an accent mark over the e and pronounce it as “takay”]

    Chinese: wu

    Meaning: Military/martial/warrior/chivalry/arms

    Composition: The Chinese character [that’s what “kanji” means] comprises two separate characters: stop/spear

    JSF

  19. AW1Ed says:

    Wow, congrats, David Dwight Adams, on being the first fake SEAL of 2018. What were you thinking? Or did you just get a visit from the Ghost of Christmas
    Dumbass?

    Loser.

  20. Guard Bum says:

    Looks like he just got engaged, wonder what other lies he has told. What a way to start a life together.

  21. Green Thumb says:

    More like “Felcher Friday”.

  22. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    David Dwight Adams only experience as a warrior has been at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the rear) as a fluffer for the patrons. And his seal expereience is just him bragging about how loves to susck off the patrons.

    You’re a fucking dumbass, David Dwight Adams! Enjoy your newly found GOOGLE fame, bytch…

  23. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    WOW, this news is like a sore pecker-You can’t beat it. Stick to brewing beer Adams. 2018, phony Seals are again in the lead out of the TAH starting gate. Signing off now. It’s 10AM (1500Z) and like 42 deg.F. in West Delray Beach and I’m freezing my butt off

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      WRONG Adams, David Dwight Adams can’t even brew up a warm bubble bath and that’s why he’s still an Assistant Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bathhouse (Entrance in Rear).

  24. Claw says:

    Last fake SEAL for 2017 named Adams.

    First fake SEAL for 2018 named Adams.

    Nick, Don and Edie are spinning in their graves right now.

  25. Atkron says:

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue…it only took four days into the New Year to whack a fake SEAL.

    Such a banner day we have two with the dick in Utah.

  26. Non Cedo Ferio says:

    I’m gonna start going back to Mass. I’m rapidly losing my faith in humanity. These Phonies SMH. My best friend is retired Special Operations. Leads a quiet life much the same as I do. These fakes always crowing about how big and bad they are. Doesn’t make sense

  27. AZtoVA says:

    I don’t see a White Tiger Martial Arts in California, only Rockville, MD.

    Or am I internetting wrong (again)?

  28. Ex-PH2 says:

    Hey, listen up! All of you!

    First of all, guys, it’s Thursday, not Friday.

    Second, this methane bubble sniffer is sucha a crapweasel that I think he deserves the WOI, if ChipNASA can be persuaded, so I move for a heavy drop of the WOI on this whackadoodle Johnny “Frogeater” Crapeaud.

    Long may he be completely embarrassed about his fictitious career.

    I’m just trying to decide if he’s a harbor seal or one of those obnoxious bay area seals that bother the REAL candidates going through BUD/S in those cold, cold waters.

  29. RCAF-CHAIRBORNE says:

    He was celebrating ‘Frogman Friday’ because he was extremely busy the day previous on ‘Man-Love Thursday’

  30. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    This fucker wasn’t even a POGman, never mind a frogman…

  31. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Back door bathhouse cum dumpster.

  32. jonp says:

    But…But…he is standing in front of the ocean and has the shades on and everything.

  33. Sarge says:

    Fake Frogman Friday?

    Maybe these should all be saved and posted each week on Friday…

    <– Not a SEAL, just a retired AF puke

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