Kenneth Branden Sherley aka Branden Dale; phony Marine

| January 5, 2018 | 60 Comments

Our partners at Military Phonies share their work on this fellow Kenneth Branden Sherley who also goes by Branden Dale. He claims to be a Marine;

The Marine Corps said “Nice haircut, but who are you, again?”

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Another connoisseur of the Cockmeat Sammich… which makes him a COCKSUCKER!!!!!

  2. Combat Historian says:

    COCKSUCKER!!!

  3. Cowpill says:

    Phony marine, but a bonafide DICKHEAD!

  4. Wilted Willy says:

    Holy Shit, why is it always Florida? Do we have something in the water down here or what? I guess bullshit grows well in the heat?

  5. AW1Ed says:

    POS- Poser Other (Than) SEAL.

    The other usage of POS fits, too.

  6. Green Thumb says:

    Dude looks all felonious and shit.

    I did see an error on his Facebook page. Under “Interested In”, it said women. I am not sure that is correct.

    When I look at this loser I think of a possible remake of “Deliverance”.

  7. Claw says:

    Totally Legit!!/s

    How do I know?

    Sherley/Dale (You can’t be serious and don’t call me Shirley) has been a certified bone-e-fide member of the UH-1 Huey Helicopter Group page since 01 Dec 2015 when he was added to the group by non other than Jimmy “Left Low Ball” Walls himself.

    There are 25,329 other members on that page who will vouch for him.

  8. Daisy Cutter says:

    Surely you knew you would be caught.

    Sherley: “Please stop calling me Shirley.”

  9. Frankie Cee says:

    Kenneth Branden Sherley, I am using your name in this comment so that when someone checks you out at Gooooooooooooooogle, they will see that you are a lyin’ assed phony, never a Marine. Your future job searches, your friends, anyone and everyone will know about you.

    • NormanS says:

      Am I to understand that Kenneth Branden Sherley is a phony, and needs to be Google Famous? (Or should that really be Google Infamous?) Way to go, Kenneth Branden Sherley!

  10. wait till his kid discovers his old man has been lying to him since before he could walk, talk, read and comprehend ….that will go over big when he becomes aware his dad is a low IQ village idiot twat waffle loser. Especially if he joins the USMC or any other branch of service.

    • E4 Mafia For Life. says:

      It’s most likely his son will be his nephew as well.
      Even if he divorces his sister.
      There’s a good chance Kenny Jr. will neither walk, speak more than monosyllabic words nor reach a double digit IQ.

  11. Hondo says:

    You’re a Marine? Sherley, you jest!

  12. The Stranger says:

    You guys are so predictable! Already with the Airplane ✈️ jokes.🤣

  13. Ex-PH2 says:

    Just tell why, if it’s so important to say “I was (whatever service)”, they can’t just do the time and shut up about it?

    This guy is a just another squiggle on the long list of squirming squiggles. At least the squirrel knows how to fly.

  14. 26Limabeans says:

    Nothing says camo like a John Deere logo in the center of your melon.

  15. TxRadioguy says:

    So since this phony lives about 20 minted from me and I’m a member of the All about Shepherdsville FB page…anyone have any heartburn with me dropping a link to this on that little group?

  16. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Kenneth Branden Sherley has never been a Member of the USMC.
    Kenneth Branden Sherley has a 1000 yard meat gazer’s stare.
    Kenneth Branden Sherley sure likes to ham it up for attention while PRETENDING to be a USMC Vet.
    Kenneth Branden Sherley looks to me like the type who kicks and stomps on beanie babies pretending to be a badass.
    Kenneth Branden Sherley is a pencilnecked meat gazer.
    Kenneth Branden Sherley has never been part of the USMC.

    • Graybeard says:

      API, API, API,
      I copy
      “Kenneth Branden Sherley has never been a Member of the USMC.
      Kenneth Branden Sherley has a 1000 yard meat gazer’s stare.
      Kenneth Branden Sherley sure likes to ham it up for attention while PRETENDING to be a USMC Vet.
      Kenneth Branden Sherley looks to me like the type who kicks and stomps on beanie babies pretending to be a badass.
      Kenneth Branden Sherley is a pencilnecked meat gazer.
      Kenneth Branden Sherley has never been part of the USMC.”
      Over

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        Correct:

        “I copy
        “Kenneth Branden Sherley has never been a Member of the USMC.
        Kenneth Branden Sherley has a 1000 yard meat gazer’s stare.
        Kenneth Branden Sherley sure likes to ham it up for attention while PRETENDING to be a USMC Vet.
        Kenneth Branden Sherley looks to me like the type who kicks and stomps on beanie babies pretending to be a badass.
        Kenneth Branden Sherley is a pencilnecked meat gazer.
        Kenneth Branden Sherley has never been part of the USMC.”
        Over”

        Copy five by five,

        ((((OVER))))

  17. FuzeVT says:

    The only thing more lame than selfies are mirror selfies. [Note: worse than mirror selfies are bathroom mirror selfies. I think this is one, but it isn’t obvious.]

    What makes that one even lamer than usual is the fact that he looks like he is looking at a roach crawling across the ceiling.

  18. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    He would have been better off being an phony Army poser. Over hill, over DALE as we hit the dusty trail.

  19. ChipNASA says:

    Bunghole tonguer.

  20. FatCircles0311 says:

    Everybody wants to be a Marine until it’s time to go to bootcamp to become a Marine….

  21. Skippy says:

    BHWHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!

  22. E4 Mafia For Life. says:

    Did you notice his FB photo from January 3rd? Or if he’s lurking, it’s December 34th.
    He looks like that classic picture of the inbred twins:
    https://i.imgur.com/prJatDT.png

  23. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    He looks like a Pee Wee Herman after a botched lobotomy.

  24. TxRadioguy says:

    Ok so I posted the article about this poser on the All About Shepherdsville FB page. Not much reaction or response…but there was this guy:

    “This p.o.s. is a complete idiot. He couldn’t have even went into the military till 2002. I went to high school with him. He was like 30 and still living with his parents. Everything that ever came out of his mouth was a lie. So no surprise here”

    FYI I just checked Dale’s FB page again…he’s still got all his USMC stuff including his claim to having been a Marine on there. smh

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