James Parker; phony UDT

| January 10, 2018 | 101 Comments

Someone sent us their research on this James Parker fellow.He claims that the Navy trained him to be a UDT warrior and in amphibious assault. That he battled our nation’s enemies in South America and awards for “operations in Iran” on his “Martial Arts Academy” website;

I can’t find any reference to his award that he claims that the USA Martial Arts Hall of Fame bestowed on him for being a Living Legend, either.

The Navy says that they don’t remember sending him into combat. He spent some time on active duty for training and then off to the Navy Reserves. No record of his National Defense Service Medal or his German Medal of Honor;

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. ChipNASA says:

    Buttfucker, martial arts fake

  2. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Cocksucker.

  3. Dapandico says:

    A schnitzel could kick his arse.

  4. Dennis - not chevy says:

    I once knew a wannabe who claimed the Medal of Honor (US) until I challenged him. I heard him later claim the Medal of Honor (Republic of China). Why do people believe these phonies?

  5. Atkron says:

    A frigging no load Non-Rate

  6. OldManchu says:

    He would be better off impersonating Bruce Springsteen.

  7. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    He looks about as real as my self-awarded Black Belts In Yakimandu, Egg Foo Yung and Chop Suey, he’s all foam and no beer!

  8. Snotcrow says:

    German Medal of Honor… that’s innovative. I mean, the only thing they have is the Bundeswehr Cross of Honour for Valour – and that has never gone to a foreigner.

    • David says:

      Unless he means he was awarded an American one in Germany…. in which case he looks pretty damn good for a 90 year old. Maybe he is lumping Germany in with those numerous other Asian countries? (In which case his geography skills might be less than expert.)

    • cc senor says:

      You misunderstood, he got the Budweiser Cross of Honor for Valour. I think it was for action down on Kaiser Strasse.

    • Reddawg_03 says:

      Not exactly correct. It has also been awarded to a California national Guardsman……

      The 14 Gold Crosses of Honour for valor in combat on April 2, 2010
      Captain Robert McDONOUGH, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

      Chief Warrant Officer 3 Steven HUSTED, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

      Chief Warrant Officer 3 Jason LaCROSSE, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

      Chief Warrant Officer 3 Nelson VISAYA, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

      Chief Warrant Officer 2 Jason BROWN, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

      Chief Warrant Officer 2 Sean JOHNSON, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

      Chief Warrant Officer 2 Eric WELLS, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

      Staff Sergeant Travis BROWN, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

      Sergeant William EBEL, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

      Sergeant Antonio GATTIS, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

      Sergeant Steven SHUMAKER, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

      Sergeant Matthew BAKER, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

      Sergeant Todd MARCHESE, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

      Sergeant Gregory MARTINEZ, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

    • ArmyATC says:

      That’s the one he means. It was created and authorized in 2008 and was awarded to 8 American Soldiers in 2011 for their part in saving the life of a German Corporal. To the best of my knowledge, they are the only foreigners who ever received it. Beyond that, this clown James Parker could never have been so honored because the award came into being long after his short term of service. James Parker is still a lying shitbag.

  9. Perry Gaskill says:

    Parker is being modest. His bio doesn’t mention he is also a 17th degree rainbow belt in Pants-On-Fire Fu…

  10. Combat Historian says:

    James Parker and Frank Dux, the Ultimate Navy-Marine Warrior Combo Twin…KUMITE BABY !!!

  11. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    If stupid was dirt, he’d have enough to cover at least half of Texas.

  12. Dustoff says:

    Doesn’t every 6 year old kid go to China to study martial arts. BTW would his Dad be “Dr.Quest” and does Dad have a sidekick by the name of “Race Bannon”?

    • Bill M says:

      If he was about 18 when he was in the Navy (1980), then at about age 6, it would have been 1968 or so. Somehow, I don’t remember Americans in Mainland China being all that numerous (or welcome). I’m thinking there is a healthy load of BS associated with his claim of studying martial arts in China at age 6.

  13. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    Merely flesh wounds …
    Won many decorations …

    LEGIT!

  14. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    US Army Soldier did recieve this award!

    But not the scmuck above!

  15. RM3(SS) says:

    Who writes this crap?? “Disarming mines and interaction with hostile submarines” Is that like an intervention? “We’re all here for you mr. hostile submarine, we care about you!”

  16. Sapper3307 says:

    Action in Iran that’s a new one.

  17. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    And now for something completely different:

  18. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    UDT was before the Seal Unit started which was in the early 1960’S. He has to be in his 70’S to claim that he was a UDT member. Maybe Parker should have stayed in the fountain pen business with his family. Is he qualified to be in the phony Seal/spec ops races,if he is a phony UDT member, and if so, then “The Race Is On” (George Jones 64 release)Am I using too many commas in the text???

    • NECCSEBEECPO says:

      Not true, UDT last unit was decommissioned in 1983 UDT 11 team members moved over to SEAL team five. UDT’s conducted the space ship recovery operations in 70’s. I joined in 89 they still had UDT signs and symbols all over, and still listed as SEAL/UDT.

      • Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

        All this time I thought UDT was replaced by the Seals. I guess I learn something every day. Thanks for the heads up NECCSEBEECPO.

      • NECCSEBEECPO says:

        Had different mission, they all went through BUD’s, but specialized training after that in the pipe line. UDT maintained the Amphib mission and SEALS did their specialized missions, but all are considered SEALS, because of the BUD’s training.

  19. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    Is he a Floridian?????? Please say no.

  20. Claw says:

    The familial facial resemblance between this turd and Earl Littman is just too much for me.

    I’m out.

  21. Wilted Willy says:

    But does he have the Kung Fo grip? What an asshole! I hope you love your new found internet fame there slick?

  22. Sarge says:

    he’s also got a certificate referring to him as Doctor…doctor of meatgazing?

  23. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    The Force of Dumbshit is strong in him.

  24. Joanna says:

    You people haha… so, this is how you spend your afternoon..

  25. Patrick Heavey says:

    Presentation of the Hall of Fame Living Legend Award to James Parker. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMN71ChanlI&list=PLLQcMoPcxPNIh6z0MvFKqSs1FJgSmCyDs

    • Sparks says:

      Living Legend of Bad Hair Dye Job Award.

      • Patrick Heavey says:

        Great reply. Proof offered, and that’s what you come up with?

        • The Stranger says:

          We’re more focused on his phony SEAL/UDT claims. We really don’t give a shit about his “mad martial arts skills” except that it provides additional hilarity, especially considering the sheer volume of military phonies exposed on this site who also feel the need to include martial arts expertise as part of their persona. But hey, you do you.

          • Joseph Williams says:

            The Martial Arts Hall of Fame is where you send 200 to 400 dollars for whatever high rank Black Belt in whatever style you name. To test this some guys had their DOG awarded a Black Belt. Joe

        • The Stranger says:

          Oh, by the way, based on his dates of service in the paperwork above, there really isn’t too much likelihood that he studied in China starting at age 6. This is due to the fact that the US did not recognize the Communist government on the mainland until Nixon. The idea that a little American kid would be running around China in that timeframe is laughable. Also, that video doesn’t address the fact that this jackass lied about being a UDT. Care to a address that?

        • TF-BA says:

          I find the fact that no one in the background of that video gives a rats ass about his “award” to be especially funny.

    • Graybeard says:

      So friggin’ what?
      I can go out and get a “Hall of Fame Living Legend Award” made and presented to myself, too.

      James Parker is not UDT.
      James Parker is a proven liar, looser, and phony.

      And sockpuppets are really fun to mock.

    • mr. sharkman says:

      What a Very Special Video.

      Someone please get a copy of it.

      This phony UDT scumbag needs to be made extra famous, with all of those military service claims combined with the video footage of his pathetic, posing mug.

      Which reunion you going to this year, UDT? East coast or west? Please don’t forget to wear your class hell week shirt.

      What class were you again?

  26. Graybeard says:

    I think Kung Fu Panda could whup him anytime.

    James Parker the phony wanna-be martial artist, never UDT – unless that stands for Ultra-Dense Tird.

  27. Bubblehead706 says:

    This guy wasn’t even in the Navy long enough to strike for a rating (job).

  28. Bom2motiv says:

    Cut this guy a break. All that anal tearing he got during his 6 long months of service were “merely flesh wounds”

  29. The Stranger says:

    You know, that YouTube video up above has an open comments section….just sayin’.

  30. Skyjumper says:

    A UDT in an amphibious assault?

    Maybe he meant to say he was an “IUD” in a golden showers mission.

    Geeez guys, give this man a break.

    Yup, Facebook page now lock up tighter than the girl next door and shes 84. 😉

    Ane he is Master of “Flung Poo”….er, Kung Fu fighting?

    You know this had to be coming—–>

  31. Yourstupid says:

    Why yes.. laughing at this stuff bahahaha

  32. Keyboard warriors suck dick says:

    You all are dumb as duck trolling someone who didn’t even bother you … All y’all should have been swallowed by your mother’s 😂😂

    • The Stranger says:

      You mean “dumb as fuck”, right? You really are a fucking idiot, Parker. Try harder next time.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Eat shit and howl at the moon while you go guck yourself sideways qith rusty tangled barbed wire wrapped in asbestos soaked in diarrhea and nuclear waste you walking bucked of moldy ratshit!

      ATTENTION KMART SHOPPERS, SOCKPUPPET CLEANUP IN AISLE 13!

    • ArmyATC says:

      ‘…dumb as duck trolling…”

      How does one troll a duck? Do you run to the shoreline and quack maniacally at them? I agree that it is pretty damned dumb. Almost as dumb as James Parker’s phony bio.

    • The Stranger says:

      You know, I remember when Sockpuppets were more interesting. Hell, this new iteration doesn’t even stick around long enough for the Ladies to show up and give them what for. Heck, I remember Ex, Toasty, and Valkyrie tag teaming some dumb shit who thought he or she could hang. And don’t get me started on that Hondo fella. It’s just not the same…we need a better class of Sockpuppet.
      😔

  33. Tallywhagger says:

    Were it not for Parker’s obscene misappropriation of actual military legitimacy, he does appear to have considerable ability in martial arts.

    That boy needs to ‘fes up and apologize for claiming to be what he is not. If the youtube videos are legitimate, he did not need to embellish his skill set.

  34. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Dude looks like he’s been ate up like a chocolate dildo at a ghey bar during Valentine’s Day… probably is into Cream of Sum Yung Guy Soup when he’s not into practicing his anal assault techniques.

    Fucking assclown…

  35. Berliner says:

    Me thinks the only hostile submarines he’s been involved with were at Subway with a guy named Jared. Jared is now getting “tucked in” nightly and enjoying a foot long with Bubba and his cell mates.

  36. Green Thumb says:

    I wonder if he trains with Ranger Stephen “Cio” Burrell?

    Dude looks a little off as well.

    I would watch him around kids.

  37. Carlton G. Long says:

    When Larry Zbysko (sp?) would refer to himself as “The Living Legend” it was great “heat” … but this fellow is just beyond delusional … “Martial Arts Living Legend” oh, brother

  38. mad dog ben richards says:

    Just looked at the man’s website, he is now promoting a seminar about how to survive an active shooter scenario. Best part is, he claims the seminar is being taught by a “former Navy Seal.”

    https://www.parkersmartialarts.com/active-shooter

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