Edward Clayton “Andy” Reeves; phony Marine

| January 11, 2018 | 74 Comments

Someone sent us their work on this fellow, Edward Clayton Reeves who goes by the name Andy Reeves these days. He was in a conversation with a youngster who was headed to boot camp and told him how he had been a Marine and earned a Navy Cross for capturing Manuel Noriega;

The Navy said “Who?” and the Army said, “Oh, that guy”. He spent four months in the Army Air Defense Artillery and got kicked to the curb as a Private nine years before anyone took custody of Manuel Noriega. The Department of Defense says that no Marines were awarded the Navy Cross for Operation Just Cause.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Time says:

    The dead give away is always that all true warriors wear their dogtags not only with but outside of their civilian clothes……Shhhhh!

  2. MSGT_RET says:

    Cool. Everyone knows that the Navy Cross is a unit award.

  3. TankBoy says:

    I love how the Charlie shirt looks like a wrinkle bomb. That’s how I remember all of the Generals I ever met in the Corps. They don’t call them fluff and buff flag officers for nothing! And the shoulder rank insignia instead of the collar rank insignia. So everyone can see the star from further away. Dead giveaway of the true warrior.

  4. Graybeard says:

    Edward Clayton “Andy” Reeves is a wash out, a failure, and a phony.
    Edward Clayton “Andy” Reeves was so desperate for some self-affirmation that he had to try to make himself look cool to a kid.
    Edward Clayton “Andy” Reeves may now revel in his Google fame as a fake and a fraud.

    • Marine 0331 says:

      Hey!!! Easy does it guys!!! Andy here is helping phony Marines catch up to the phony SEALs!!! We need him!! But, I gotta admit, for a “Gennul” he sure is a piss-poor writer. I bet he’s as dumb advice he looks!!!

  5. SgtM says:

    I got my Navy Cross on mess duty. Peeled so many potatoes that the chief messman awarded it to me in front of the whole chow hall. Then he made me clean the garbage cans.

  6. FuzeVT says:

    Wow! That guy is awesome! He did lots of stuff! Of course every Army dischargee gets general’s stars! and a huge rack of ribbons that miraculously have not one star on any of the ribbons!! Wow!! Exclamation points! Galore!

    The thing that pisses me most of all is that nasty dirt bag is impersonating a reservist with his SMCR Service ribbon. I EARNED MINE THE HARD WAY, ASSHOLE!!

    Actually what REALLY pisses me off is that this poor kids is being sucked in by this charlatan.

  7. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Another no-load pus-nuts pisspants washout of a meat-gazing scrotum-sniffer that should have stayed a jackoff cum stain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer on dollar pr0n night at a run down drive in theater.

  8. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    Ah, this guy is no CPO McFaul, Navy Cross, Panama.

  9. Combat Historian says:

    From reading his chit, the douchebag apparently flunked out of ADA OSUT, got reclassed into another MOS, was sent to AIT at Jackson, then got totally kicked to the curb and was chaptered out within the month after arriving at Jackson; a militarily totally useless non-entity…

  10. Jay says:

    I’m going to start claiming a silver star….and neglect to mention its on my GCM…..

  11. AF VET says:

    This guy hasn’t lost his marbles. He never had them in the first place. I just wished that once, JUST ONCE, some guy would say they worked directly with Casey Ryback.

  12. OldManchu says:

    Wtf? Put Noriega in a cage and sent him to Guantanamo? Lmao!!!

  13. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I make a motion for Edward Clayton “Andy” Reeves to receive The Official TAH Wall of Insults®™️.

  14. ChipNASA says:

    Well conflicting Seconds.
    1. A agree with Claw that this 120 wonder is not really worth it however
    2. Playing up to young men who are military recruits is just creepy and almost sets off my Pedo alarm.

    So he gets a nominal cut and paste with not much effort to nail him on all the details.

    Wall of Insults®™
    (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
    MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
    TAKE COVER!!!!!
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You’re funnier than a sock full of frogs and tougher than a jar of marshmallow crème, Sharmouta, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping fecal wart, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, petrified shit biscuit, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, You’re the reason God created Irritable Bowel Syndrome, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, lickspittle, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, wait of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON?? Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as anSBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, prodigious jenkem huffer, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) , Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, Fair suck of the sav, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, baby cave, analconda, chodeyodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Assistant Jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, schlong juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee) NOT a SEAL, NOT a Marine, NO Navy Cross, , E-1 120 day washout Ball Basting Boy Wondor, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Rumpleforeskin, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tappingglory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, Putz, rectal inspector, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Gerbal Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian and of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.
    Can I get an AMEN?!
    (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
    Here endeth the lesson.


    AA gunner= Cloud Killer 😉

  16. lmn0351 says:


  17. Stephen McCartney says:

    Sadly this peckerhead likely has reproduced and his kids may have to watch their douche bag dad get hammered. BUT..likely they have seen it before so it may just roll off their backs. CAPT Bones USN (ret)

  18. Hack Stone says:

    It seems only fair that if one Marine is awarded a Navy Cross, everyone in that unit should receive one. Maybe the command not only believed in collective punishment, but collective reward. We would not want any jealousy issues impacting unit cohesion.

  19. Cris says:

    I have noticed that these dirtbags always seem to throw in some illegal act perpetrated by either the unit he belonged to or the government. I’m referencing his comment about ‘suits’ and disappearing drugs. They must all be watching the same movies. But what pisses me off is that people believe what he’s saying and then continue to repeat this garbage. Just like the stories that every Vietnam war vet is a drugged out psycho baby killer or, now, every OIF/OEF vet has PTSD and went around killing civilians for fun. Then the looney left grabs a hold of these *ssholes and puts a microphone in front of them…

  20. Cris says:

    I hated wearing my dog tags in garrison, even in the field. (I did wear them for actual deployments, though.)

    • rgr769 says:

      Anyone wearing effing dog tags when not on AD or at that two weeks of summer training in the reserve components has some kind of fetish. I stopped wearing mine over 40 years ago, except for the 4 years in reserve components and then only at summer camp when riding in military aircraft. If your body is not going to need identifying in wreckage, what’s the point?

    • Green Thumb says:

      I just looped them off of my belt loop and tucked them in the pocket.

  21. Mark Lauer says:

    Yep. All us “hard chargin’ Marines” have our Navy Crosses. Got mine around here someplace. Keep losing the damn thing, and never know where it’ll turn up. Might have to borrow one from another Marine.

    There were TWO Navy Crosses awarded during Operation Just Cause. Both went to Navy SEALs. One was given posthumously.
    The way this guy talks about the NC makes the CPOs sacrifice sound cheap.
    This fucktard needs to have his ass reamed with a lit blow torch.

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