Jonathan Lee Wheeler; phony EOD

| January 12, 2018 | 58 Comments

Our partners at Military Phonies share their work with us on this Jonathan Lee Wheeler fellow. He claims that he was an EOD specialist in the Navy;

He uses stock images to reinforce his experience like this one that he claims that he snapped;

I found the exact same image at

And this one of him receiving “land fire” is from DVIDS;

Yeah, well, here’s a summary of his service from Military Phonies;

Based off of Jonathan Lee Wheeler’s DD-214 it shows he was NOT NAVY EOD. He was a Seaman Recruit and got out as an E-1. Jonathon did NOT earn the EOD Crab, he only served on Active Duty for 5 months and 16 day’s. Jonathan’s history of assignment shows him at MEPS; then NAVCRUITRACOM Great Lakes, not sure what the deal is there but you most likely can figure that out.

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  1. chooee lee says:

    What a “Pant Load”.

  2. NHSparky says:

    15th Division, aka the “Blind, Crippled, Crazy” of Great Mistakes.

    • NECCSEBEECPO says:

      I can’t remember what we called it in Orlando (Disney World Boot camp).They told us stay away from the crazies, they had guys and woman that were there over five months, like this jack ass.

      • HMC Ret says:

        I Went to Orlando boot in 68, first year the facility was open. I believe it was a converted Air Force base although most of the barracks seemed to be new at the time. So I was there just a few months after it opened, not time for us to have any holdovers. We did scrap a few guys who were sent down for a do over. Had a lot of fun. Physically it was easy peasey. My only difficulty was being rousted from sleep before sunrise.

  3. Combat Historian says:

    You know that when the Gunga Dan Line is brought up in connection with people like JONATHAN LEE WHEELER, that the results are not gonna be good.

    Besides, stealing stock shots and footage is so gauche; at least do some photoshopping to make pretend you have some originality there, JONATHAN LEE WHEELER !

  4. Wilted Willy says:

    What’s with the rash of phony EOD’s lately? Did they think we only go after phony SEAL’s?? This fucker isn’t even trying, at least get the phony vest full of poser bling for Christ’s sake!!

  5. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Says he attended Fether River College and studied Veterinary Medicine. Odd that he should spell veterinary medicine correctly and misspell the name of the two-year college. It’s also odd that veterinary medicine is not offered at Feather College. However, equine studies is offered. Perhaps that’s where he learned how to be a horse’s ass.

  6. 1610desig says:

    He claims to be the CEO of “Stay-at-home-parent” since 2006…not sure I need to add further to that

    • thebesig says:

      Jonathan Lee Wheeler, phony Navy EOD with only 5 months and 16 days in the Navy, is a loser in life, mainly because of a series of poor judgement calls that he made and carried out. In order to make up for that, he constructs this phony persona to attempt to “even out” the playing field with his peers.

      I wouldn’t be surprised if his short stay in the Navy is related to his being unable to hold a career… and that whatever attempts he made at a career resulted in a series of short job attempts. A common theme? Poor judgement decisions in life driven partly by gunning for what he wants rather than for what he’s supposed to do.

      Jonathan Lee Wheeler, phony Navy EOD with only 5 months and 16 days in the Navy, lists himself as both, “in the Navy” and as a “stay at home parent”. Quick to act without thinking in order to go for what “he wants”. Doesn’t think his actions through, and doesn’t think about how others would see his actions.

      This guy reveals volumes about his character, profile, and possible history, without the need to be direct about it. 🙄

  7. Dave Hardin says:

    The Wounded Warrior hat…they always seem to have the Wounded Warrior hat.

    Potential Oath Keeper?

    Commander of a VFW?

    American Legion Officer?

    The Puppy…WTF did he do with his puppy? I know he got one in a service dog outfit hidden somewhere.

    I bet he still gets a free dinner on Veterans day and a discount at Lowes.

    Ahhh, what the hell it all in the name…his name is Jon so all I can do is say,

    Thank you for your service Jon, I hope your fucking legs grow together.

  8. Atkron says:

    I think your first clue here is that the idiot used images of Marine Corps type aircraft instead of Navy. I just checked the interwebs to verify that the USMC has their own EOD peoples.

    Someone call the Handler to have this guy sent to the bow for a No-Load shot off Cat 1.

  9. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    Real wheeler and dealer.

  10. Frankie Cee says:

    I left Jonathan Wheeler, aka “LittleRuningWolf” some love in a comment at his Facebook page: “Geezus, yer as dumb as a stump! You can’t spell for shit, “LittleRuningWolf”. Didn’t you mean Little “Running” Wolf? And what the fuck posessed you to claim EOD? I have checked the USNAVSCHEOD, (That’s Navy EOD School to you), and they have no listing for any name anywhere near yours. You should rename yourself “LittleLyingPieceOfShit”, ya turd. You want to be famous? We are helping you at a couple of different blogs, Naming you, showing your true Navy records, and getting you listed forever at Gooooogle, asshole. Standing in the blood of better men than you is no way to go through life. Stealing stock photos and claiming them as yours is just as dumb, Jonathan Wheeler. Stop by this site to see what REAL Veterans think of your dumb ass:

  11. My, My, My says:

    A perfectly honorable 5 month, 16 day Navy MEPS Career and he had to go out and crap all over it.

    Why couldn’t he just have been proud of his accomplishment. 🙂

    wow, just, wow.

  12. says:

    FYI, all 4 services have their own EOD. Same school, Naval School Explosive Ordnance Disposal, Eglin AFB, Fl. Staffed by instructors from all 4 services. Navy candidates also attend dive school in Panama City, FL, then follow on schools like jump school etc afterwards. No Mobile Units in locations that can’t touch salt water. This douche should have googled another step past the emblem.

  13. Ex-PH2 says:

    This guy’s a slacker. The personification of a slacker. Vet school, my Fat Aunt Bertha Da Bombardier!!!

    Don’t let him near anything, including your stuffed toys!

  14. NHSparky says:

    Phony vet with a phony charity hat.

    I’m sensing a connection here.

  15. 26Limabeans says:

    Ask him about the C-4 cache from a few days ago. Conversation starter. Next thing you know he will be rubbing you thigh.

  16. ChipNASA says:

    Jonn, I believe you have the headline here wrong. Let me edit it for you.

    Jonathan Lee Wheeler; phony EABOD

    /there, fixed it.

  17. Berliner says:

    Unemployable since 16 July 1996. Give this man a piece of cardboard, a marker, and drop him off at a street corner. He’s already got the hat and the fake story.

  18. Cris says:

    From Tucson, huh? I’ll let my EOD friends know what we have walking around here. He’s bound to show up at some veteran/military event.

    Not to worry, we’re a peaceful bunch…

  19. Bill Moore "Detn8r" says:

    John, If someone gets the chance, ask this Shit Bag what a “Hotel Sierra Mike Mike is, with PI/BD/GS fuse is! 😉
    EOD my “Crab Ass”, hell the only reason we wanted the job was to get drunk and blow shit up! Turned out to be the best damn job I ever had!

  20. Skyjumper says:


    More like an External Orifice Dilator?

    Probably defused many of his ass bombs by sticking his finger up his butt.

    Freekin’ hat wearing, EOD poser, CEO of Stay-at-home parent, never saw a meal I didn’t eat, fuckwit.

  21. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Just over five and a half months before getting booted, sounds like an dickstepper that couldn’t even sling a mop in a chow hall without setting off a fire alarm, I hope he bursts into flames the next time he takes a shit! all nice and tubby too, he has the body of a khighly experienced Golden Corral Assault Commando that could clean a doughnut shop out of its day old inventory in minutes as soon as it goes for half price!

  22. HMC Ret says:

    Hey, toad, enjoy the love. You will be forever famous on Google. Your family must be sooo proud. BTW, where is your Harley, tats, doorag, 1000 yard stare, mutt, vest with lots of bling, etc.? I’m asking for a friend.

  23. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Jonathan Lee Wheeler, phony Navy EOD with only 5 months and 16 days in the Navy, is know as “Gerbil Felching Johnny” at the local truck stop…

  24. Daisy Cutter says:

    He didn’t go to EOD school but he saw “The Hurt Locker” twice, doesn’t that qualify?

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