Robert Looney; phony SEAL

| February 17, 2018 | 76 Comments

Someone sends us their work on this fellow Robert Looney who tries to convince this woman on the phone that he’s a Navy SEAL and that Don Shipley is just trying to destroy him for no reason; Language warning!!!

He left the Navy as an E-6 after 23 years, but no SEAL training or assignments;

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Bom2motiv says:

    No idea why he couldn’t be happy just being a brown water guy. Only a small percentage of sailors actually get to be part of that. Way to shit all over a good career.

  2. Combat Historian says:

    Robert LOONEY; the jokes will write itself…talk about an easy lay-up…

  3. Ex-PH2 says:

    Idiot! Verbal smacking probably won’t work on him. At least she was smart enough to make inquiries about him.

  4. 1610desig says:

    Dude in top photo has that Sid Haig look….a real lady killer

  5. AW1Ed says:

    OK, this guy pisses me off. Fuck you, Robert Looney

  6. Mason says:

    I’m sure all the SEALs have to take a remedial swim course.

  7. The Stranger says:

    I just feel sorry for the dog. Good looking little canine. Too bad his owner is a POS.

  8. Green Thumb says:

    23-year E-6?

    Yeah. Uh. No.

    How did he not get squeezed out?

    Someone should rescue that dog.

  9. Skidmark says:

    This guy is more full of shit than DB’s bunghole!

  10. HT3 '83-'87 says:

    Phony SEALs are coming out of the wood working…can’t keep these phonies like Robert Looney down for long.

    Fine, fine career he had. Something to be proud of when most people would never think of serving, and then he takes steaming dookie on all of it. Only 3 GCM’s explains the reason for not making CPO I’d bet.

    Enjoy the Google fame non-SEAL Robert Looney.

  11. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    Gadzooks, 2 phony seals this Sat. morning at the TAH starting gate. Bring back the $100.00 windows. I got a spot for you next to Elmer Fudd on LOONEY Toons, LOONEY circa 2018.

  12. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    26 years in the Navy? He knows better than most what it takes to earn the Trident, so there is absolutely no forgiving this SOB, no matter if he comes to his senses, finally develops a sense of decency and integrity, and falls on his rubber sword. He has taken that which he has not earned and, by merely asserting that he is a SEAL, he allows others to think he is representative of that elite group. What a piss-poor representative. And I’ll throw in that he needs to ease back on the cannoli and Boston cream consumption.

  13. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    ROBERT LOONEY = SQUEAKHOLE DORKER
    ROBERT LOONEY = BALLSACK JUGGLER

  14. Wilted Willy says:

    Please folks, doesn’t anyone want to be a phony supply clerk? At least have some badass cooks or something other than all of these phony Tupperware SEAL’s Looney doesn’t even begin to cover this asshat! You took a perfectly good career and took a giant shit all over it! I think someone has been dorking your giant Squeakhole! Enjoy your internet fame there asshole! You deserve it!!

  15. Skippy says:

    This is so looney 😅😅😅
    Why 💩 all over a awesome TIS ???

  16. Sbk99 says:

    The cooks in my old unit were more badass than this dipshit.

  17. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Atomic Cocksucker.

  18. Deplorable B Woodman says:

    He ATE the SEAL.

  19. Dan Johnson says:

    This guy was featured on Don’s website in July of 2017 with more of the same recording. Does anyone know why he came back on the radar? Don never made a visit to his home. What isn’t revealed here is that, according to statements the woman provided back then, he swindled her father out of $30K. He won’t come on here to answer for anything (I asked), and wants my phone number for some reason.

    Again, how is he back on the public radar?

  20. Frankie Cee says:

    I am in a conversation with him on his page:
    Frankie Cee
    Frankie Cee This Ain’t Hell Blog has a post on this phony, not a SEAL dope.
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    Robert Looney
    Robert Looney I dont know where all this came from here
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    Robert Looney
    Robert Looney I have never ever said i was a seal. I pre commed the navy mobile security squadron 2 det 2 with naval expeditionary combat command. And pre commed naval riverine squadron 3 det three and did 3 tours in iraq doing over 250 river amd convoy missions
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    Frankie Cee
    Frankie Cee Don Shipley wouldn’t have talked to you if you hadn’t told someone, somewhere that you were a SEAL.
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    Robert Looney
    Robert Looney I have worked with seals a d was the poic at the eod school but never said it
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    Frankie Cee
    Frankie Cee Robert, EOD school? In what slot? When? I have some knowledge of EOD School.
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    Robert Looney
    Robert Looney I retired from the eod school i was the poic of the cecurity dept in 2013
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    Frankie Cee
    Frankie Cee Robert which school location?
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    Robert Looney
    Robert Looney At eglin afb
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    Robert Looney
    Robert Looney Niceville fl
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    Frankie Cee
    Frankie Cee “poic”? Is that Petty Offficer in Charge? Or something else? And what is cecurity?
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    Frankie Cee
    Frankie Cee EOD school doesn’t use “Eglin Security” as its security provider?
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    Robert Looney
    Robert Looney Petty officer in charge of the security depy
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    Frankie Cee
    Frankie Cee Covering the gate on Range Road?

    I will update below as it continues.

    • Frankie Cee says:

      Frankie Cee Covering the gate on Range Road?
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      Robert Looney
      Robert Looney No the school provides a master at arms that oversee the from and back gate and barracks inspections and urinalisis of student
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      Robert Looney
      Robert Looney The out of class students stood watch on yhose gate when i was there for almost three years
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      Frankie Cee
      Frankie Cee When Don Shipley talked to you, he would have told you that you had claimed SEAL. What did you tell him at that time?

  21. Frankie Cee says:

    Frankie Cee When Don Shipley talked to you, he would have told you that you had claimed SEAL. What did you tell him at that time?
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    Robert Looney
    Robert Looney I said that to her to get her to admit that she had done it. The somple fact is that i broke up with her and she didnt like it and told me that she would destroy me. And this is all being brought back up bevause she tried to press criminal theft charges and the DA refused to bring charges in me after looking at the evidence
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    Frankie Cee
    Frankie Cee Robert Looney so, you did tell someone that you were a SEAL.
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      Frankie Cee
      Frankie Cee Robert Looney so, you did tell someone that you were a SEAL.
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      Robert Looney
      Robert Looney No i was tring to get her to say she had said i did
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      Robert Looney
      Robert Looney Now i know this is a set up
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      Frankie Cee
      Frankie Cee You told me that you told her:
      When Don Shipley talked to you, he would have told you that you had claimed SEAL. What did you tell him at that time?
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      Robert Looney
      Robert Looney I said that to her to get her to admit that she had done it.
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      Frankie Cee
      Frankie Cee If you hadn’t told someone that you were a SEAL, you would never have heard from Don Shipley.
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      Robert Looney
      Robert Looney Don shipley never took the time to atempt to contact me after these aligations were made
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      Frankie Cee
      Frankie Cee Robert Looney I heard you say, in a video, that Don Shipley contacted you twice.
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      Frankie Cee
      Frankie Cee If Don Shipley contacted you not once, but twice, he damned sure had been told that you had claimed SEAL to someone.
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      • Frankie Cee says:

        Frankie Cee If Don Shipley contacted you not once, but twice, he damned sure had been told that you had claimed SEAL to someone.
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        Robert Looney
        Robert Looney Why dont you call me this texting is for children
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        Frankie Cee
        Frankie Cee Robert Looney Why don’t you answer the simple question? You said above that you told her that you were, then you said you didn’t. You said Don Shipley didn’t contact you after allegations, but in the video you said he contacted you twice? Is everything out of your mouth a lie?
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      • Dan Johnson says:

        He’s lying about not telling anyone he was a SEAL. The woman in the recording sent 5 affidavits from people he said that to.

      • Dan Johnson says:

        He’s lying about not telling anyone he was a SEAL. The woman in the recording sent 5 affidavits from people he said that to.

        The longer recording on Dan’s site states as much.

    • Frankie Cee says:

      Frankie Cee Robert Looney Why don’t you answer the simple question? You said above that you told her that you were, then you said you didn’t. You said Don Shipley didn’t contact you after allegations, but in the video you said he contacted you twice? Is everything out of your mouth a lie?
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      Robert Looney
      Robert Looney Call me so that everything is in context
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      Frankie Cee
      Frankie Cee It is in good context right here.
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      Robert Looney
      Robert Looney No actually its not
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      Frankie Cee
      Frankie Cee You said you told her that, then you said you didn’t. I asked why Don Shipley contacted you, and you haven’t answered that. You claim that Don Shipley was at your door twice. Would he agree to that?
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      • Dan Johnson says:

        This guy can’t tell the truth. In the longer video, 5 people stated that he told him he was a SEAL, I doubt Don ever spoke to him but am sure he never visited him personally as he states (twice, actually), and he admits that he can’t come up with the 30K he stole from her dad (which was from her grand-dad for her education).
        And in my 12 months in Iraq, I never saw a Navy boat on either the Tigris or Euphrates rivers, but I was up north. And finally, why would a SWCC guy be transporting SEALs on the ground? Or did I mis something about the 250 missions he was on?

        • NECCSEBEECPO says:

          No REVERINE Three was there two times and they patrolled the Dame and did Combat Support missions for some SOF elements.
          He was not SWCC and never claimed to be from what I can tell. Most of the story as for his RIVRON missions and Security Missions add up. He probably miss lead her and sounds like family that he did SEAL type missions or had some SOF type training and they did do a little very little.

          I know one of his Chiefs and reason he was a Retired E-6 with 23 Years is he had broken service, he was one of those Rambo want to be types. He was not Sailor of the year type, so that is another reason for not making Chief.

        • MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

          He ain’t no SWCC. SWCC’s are quiet professionals.

    • Frankie Cee says:

      Frankie Cee You said you told her that, then you said you didn’t. I asked why Don Shipley contacted you, and you haven’t answered that. You claim that Don Shipley was at your door twice. Would he agree to that?
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      Robert Looney
      Robert Looney Again text is impersonal and quite frankly cowardly what i said was i told her shipley contacted me to get her to admit she was the one that started this whole mess
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      Frankie Cee
      Frankie Cee Robert Looney How many times was Don Shipley at your home?
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      Frankie Cee
      Frankie Cee Text is not cowardly, when it can be recorded. and saved. What would be cowardly would be to drop out and block me.
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      Robert Looney
      Robert Looney Not once has he comtacted me about any of this
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      Frankie Cee
      Frankie Cee Robert Looney I heard you tell her that he was at your door twice. The first time you turned him away, the second time you had him in the house and showed him 500 pages of your records. Which is it?
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    • Frankie Cee says:

      Frankie Cee Robert Looney I heard you tell her that he was at your door twice. The first time you turned him away, the second time you had him in the house and showed him 500 pages of your records. Which is it?
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      Robert Looney
      Robert Looney You dont get it do you what you herd on that video was an attempt to get her to admit she started this nothing more a d nothing less
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      Robert Looney
      Robert Looney What the whole story is is that she intended on marrying me i broke things off and on not less than 4 times she told me she would destroy my good name and my family and any career u might try to achieve i had yo leave my home and family because of her to start a new life.
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      Robert Looney
      Robert Looney Now thats what you people are facilitating
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      Frankie Cee
      Frankie Cee Robert Looney So, I heard you tell her multiple lies,accusing Don Shipley of fucking up your life, of you saying that you met with Don Shipley twice, once inside your home. With that pack of lies, in that tape, I am quite sure that you told people that you were a SEAL. You have been lying to me, you lied in the video. All the while, your name is getting put in Goooogle, with every comment that people make regarding your claims.
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      Robert Looney
      Robert Looney But you dont really give a shit about that do you its all about what don shipley posted in a video after i had already moved to my new home
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      Frankie Cee
      Frankie Cee Robert Looney What he posted? That video of you, in your own words?
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      • Dan Johnson says:

        Touché Frankie Cee! I sent Don an email to see if he may know why this guy resurfaced. I could ask for the email string with the people who originally outed him, but I doubt it would make any difference.

    • Frankie Cee says:

      Frankie Cee Robert Looney What he posted? That video of you, in your own words?
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      Robert Looney
      Robert Looney Trying to get her out of my life man you just dont get it
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      Frankie Cee
      Frankie Cee The only video I heard was the 9 minute 35 second video of you discussing how Don Shipley was at your door twice, and other back and forth.
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      Frankie Cee
      Frankie Cee Do you handle everything in life with a pack of lies?
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      Frankie Cee
      Frankie Cee In summary, you did tell her that you were a SEAL then? Or some of her friends?
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      Robert Looney
      Robert Looney No
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      Robert Looney No
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      Jerry Harris
      Jerry Harris You’re making this harder on yourself. It’s painfully obvious your not telling the truth about something.
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      Robert Looney
      Robert Looney And for about the 4th time ive never talked to don shipley i tried to contact him via phone and email but i recieved no answer but again that doesny matter to you people its all about the video with only her telling the story that i am some horrible man.
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      Jerry Harris
      Jerry Harris I’ve been around conflicting stories enough to know that the truth lies between the two sides. Regardless of what your ex has said, your story is full of holes.
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      Frankie Cee
      Frankie Cee Robert Looney NO! I heard you say that Don Shipley was at your house twice. The first time you ran him off, and the second time you had him in your living room showing him 500 pages of your military records. Was I hearing things? That did not sound like her voice.
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      Jerry Harris
      Jerry Harris And you said you shot someone in the hand from 800 feet? She said feet, but I’m guessing you used yards.
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      Robert Looney
      Robert Looney And it does matter guys like you onle want to hear an admission of guilt. I did my time on patrol with my fellow boat crew i served my time honorably and an a father and now a husband and would like to live my life but you people just wont let that happen
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      Jerry Harris
      Jerry Harris Answer the questions honestly Robert and I’ll be the first to stand up for you. But you’re not doing that.
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      Frankie Cee
      Frankie Cee Robert Looney you won’t answer the questions. YOu dance around, and stumble over your words. Did you say in a video that Don Shipley was at your place twice? A simple yes or no will do.
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    • Frankie Cee says:

      Frankie Cee Robert Looney you won’t answer the questions. YOu dance around, and stumble over your words. Did you say in a video that Don Shipley was at your place twice? A simple yes or no will do.
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      Robert Looney
      Robert Looney Yes i said that to get her to admit she started this whole friggin thing
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      Robert Looney
      Robert Looney And ive said that several times
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      Frankie Cee
      Frankie Cee I am done with your ass. You have tried to discredit the name of a friend of mine to cover your fuckups. You wouldn’t know the truth if it bit you on the ass. All of our conversation is in comments at the post at “This Ain’t Hell”. You can let it lie, and your name will grow in Gooogle, you can go to the post and continue your lies, and your name will continue to grow in gooogle, or you can go to the post and make a sincere attempt to unfuck yourself. And, if you should choose that route, a sincere apology to Chief Don Shipley for needlessly using his name in your lies would go a long ways.
      See ya, I wouldn’t want to be ya.
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  22. JACK SHIT says:

    Robert Looney does not know me.

  23. 26Limabeans says:

    Guy is dancing pretty good.
    Keeps going back to the “she started it” line.
    He needs another false line for an added exit when Frankie gets close.
    This is epic.

  24. RCAF-CHAIRBORNE says:

    My (doublewide) Kingdom for a Coast Guard phony…….

    Anyone? Hello?

  25. Dan Johnson says:

    Here is the ESE video, of which a part of the recording is on here. I subscribe to Don’s website, so I don’t know if all of it can be seen:

    https://videos.extremesealexperience.com/movie_Phony-Navy-Seal-Of-The-Week-The-Looney-Seal

    Maybe if he paid back the $30K he admitted to not having, this all would stop?

  26. atkron says:

    One look and all that comes to mind is the GI JOE cartoon theme song.

  27. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    Mr. Loon,

    You got something totally wrong. Don is the Retired Senior Chief SEAL who is in the business of telling the truth and outing frauds and POSERS like you.

    I am the Retired Master Chief who can destroy you … in your own words.

    Get you facts straights, and for God’s sake stay off the phone!

    MCPO

  28. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Stick a light bulb in his mouth and call him Uncle Fester.

  29. It would’ve sucked serving with this “phucken loon”
    He missed his calling in life “ambulance chasing liar for hire”

  30. Jim G says:

    NECC and SWCC are not the same. SWCC are Naval Special Warfare Boat Guys. NECC boat guys are not NSW, nor do they do direct action missions. They provide security on the water. Oh, they are also famous for having their heads up their asses, surrendering their boats and crew to Iranians, crying on tv, and being propaganda mouthpieces for Iran.

  31. E4 Mafia For Life. says:

    We lost a Bradley in the marshes south-east of the Tigris-Euphrates rivers.
    If only we had a brown-water boat patrolling the wet sand to tug the Bradley out, we would not have had to empty it and melt it down with thermite.
    I may be wrong – although I never am but sometimes known to ‘mis-speak’ or tell untruths – but I would swear I saw air-boats make it thru the marshes.
    That’s the true meaning of brown water Navy; boats that float on sand.
    George Lucas got the idea for the Sandcrawler ship that bagged C-3PO (the robot was a Petty Officer in the brown water Navy) and R2D2 (Rowman 2nd Class Diver’s Mate Mark II).
    Maybe MCPO NYC USN Ret. or one of the other Navy guys can verify this or make up a better story.
    Also, I can confirm the there was no mistake and Looney Toons was not in the Army SEALS roster either. Just in case it was left out of his DD214.

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