Anthony Vanderplow; phony SEAL

| February 22, 2018 | 42 Comments

Our partners at Military Phonies share their work on this fellow, Anthony Vanderplow who claims that he was a “Naval SEAL” and claims that he served in Iraq;

Yeah, well he was in the Navy for less than nine months and left the service as an E-1 Seaman Recruit and he trained as an Electronic Equipment Repairman. No SEAL training, naval or navel or otherwise. He was out of the Navy before anyone set fire to any oil wells in Kuwait (not Iraq, why would Hussein set fire to his own oil wells?)

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Dapandico says:

    The trailer park manager will downgrade him to a single wide.

  2. AW1Ed says:

    Decorations and Awards: NA

    • NHSparky says:

      Maybe he’ll try to claim a “Wintered Over” ribbon.

      It WAS Great Lakes, after all. Had to suffer through all that shitty 3.2 beer at the Helm Club until he turned 21 and could hit North Chicago.

      • Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

        NHSparky; The 3.2 beer they had in the bars on Granby street in Shit City (Norfolk,Va) was just as bad since I was only 18. If you knew the barmaid, you could get the, I think was 6 or 7 percent and all you had to do was scratch off part of the bottle label. The inspectors were always in and out of the bars.

      • OAE CPO USN Ret says:

        There was always Georges and Circus Pub right out the back gate. They never checked ID’s. At least that’s what I heard. I never frequented such establishments on account that I was under 21 at the time and would never drink alcohol until I was of legal age.

      • MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

        I arrived GLAKES in Oct 1979 … just after the riots and discontent on base during summer of 1979 … soon there after the hostages were taken … everyone squared away quickly thereafter!

  3. The Stranger says:

    Vanderplow? There’s gotta be a joke in there somewhere. I’ll leave it to one of you fine, enterprising folks.

  4. QMC says:

    What is a naval seal? Is that something that you put on your belly button?

  5. thebesig says:

    Anthony Vanderplow, phony Navy SEAL, only did eight months and 28 days in the Navy. Whatever “seal” he may have had during his short stint, but it wasn’t as a U.S. Navy SEAL.

  6. Wilted Willy says:

    Cmon phony Rangers, let’s kick up the pace here! You don’t want these Tupperware Seals get the best of you? I know you’re out there, so let’s step up to the plate! We need a Ranger movie or something to get the phony pony count up for the Rangers! Maybe I should claim to be a Ranger? After all, I was in the Army, doesn’t that make me one?

    • SSG Kane says:

      Here’s the thing about Army phonies, they go big and score high in quality points. Just take a look at Scott Beauchamp, Jesse Macbeth, Daniel Marshall, and Tracy Marrow, they all went big.

      So look at it as quality over quanity.

    • Martinjmpr says:

      I visited a National Park once so that pretty much makes me a Ranger. 😀

      • SSG Kane says:

        Park Ranger
        Park Ranger
        Where have you been?

        I’ve been to Yosemite
        And back again!

        Park Ranger
        Park Ranger
        How did you go?

        In a Ford Ranger
        Riding low!

        Park Ranger
        Park Ranger
        What did you see?

        A million Yogi’s
        Staring at me!

        Park Ranger
        Park Ranger
        What did you do?

        I killed the Yogi’s
        And their Boo-boo’s too!

  7. 26Limabeans says:

    I love it when guys wear the ball cap backwards in the bright sun and get the tan lines they deserve.

    • Sparks says:

      Yep. If they want to look like they’re from ‘da hood’ that’s the way to do it. Except the hood boys don’t get tan lines.

    • Carlton G. Long says:

      As far as I’m concerned, the only person who should wear a ball cap backward is a catcher on a baseball team, when the catcher is in full protective gear including his helmet and mask.

      Everyone else should be throat-punched for it.

  8. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    To get to you, they have to go through him. What a guy! It’s him, my hero.

  9. OAE CPO USN Ret says:

    Assplow

  10. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    Looks like Seals lead the way. Ok, belay that last comment. Rangers are supposed to lead the way. I’m wearing out the “what State is this phony from” that I’m always saying, so I won’t ask if he is From Florida. Hold it, I just did it again.

  11. Combat Historain says:

    “…I’ve seen my friends burn in Iraq, have killed people, watched people die…”

    FFS, this is standard poser boilerplate; can’t these fuckers at least TRY to talk like normal combat veterans?? Geez Louize…

  12. Mick says:

    And yes, as expected, there are a couple of motorcycles involved in this hot mess (photo over at the Military Phonies page linked above).

    — sigh —

  13. Graybeard says:

    Based on the neck roll in the picture, and one of the pictures at Military Phonies (pass the eye bleach, please) Anthony Vanderplow is being placed into the category of overweight phony SEALS.

  14. Graybeard says:

    Anthony Vanderplow is not a Navy SEAL, although he may be a navel seal.
    Anthony Vanderplow probably, but not confirmed, does not know the difference between the white wire and the black wire in the fuse box.
    The only “friends” Anthony Vanderplow ever saw burned anywhere was the cheap hotdogs on the grill.
    Anthony Vanderplow has a neck-roll reminiscent of an elephant seal, but is not nearly as intelligent.
    As a matter of fact, Anthony Vanderplow is not nearly as good looking as an elephant seal.
    Anthony Vanderplow could not break ground in sandy loam soil.
    Anthony Vanderplow is a pathetic wanna-be, and probably needs some professional counseling.

    • A Proud Infidel®­ says:

      GB, I read:

      Anthony Vanderplow is not a Navy SEAL, although he may be a navel seal.
      Anthony Vanderplow probably, but not confirmed, does not know the difference between the white wire and the black wire in the fuse box.
      The only “friends” Anthony Vanderplow ever saw burned anywhere was the cheap hotdogs on the grill.
      Anthony Vanderplow has a neck-roll reminiscent of an elephant seal, but is not nearly as intelligent.
      As a matter of fact, Anthony Vanderplow is not nearly as good looking as an elephant seal.
      Anthony Vanderplow could not break ground in sandy loam soil.
      Anthony Vanderplow is a pathetic wanna-be, and probably needs some professional counseling.

      COPY FIVE BY FIVE,

      ((((OVER))))

  15. Frankie Cee says:

    I left some love for Anthony Vanderplow in a Facebook message:
    “You fucking shitstain. You lying piece of shit, poser, standing in the blood of better men than you, claiming valor that you didn’t earn. You want fame, bitch? You got it. Every time someone uses your name in a comment at the link below, it will create a google hit that will live forever. Now that you have read this, you can take the usual poser route and be a coward and block me on face book, but that will only keep you from reading what I write about your poser ass. You would be better off to go to the link and try to unfuck yourself, explaining your written claims to be a SEAL, <<Always spelled out with capitol letters, dummy.
    See your actual record, and your name up in lights here: http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=77866 "

  16. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    Proper terminology + naval seal = LEGIT!

    Did not even get past GLAKES!

  17. A Proud Infidel®­ says:

    COcksucker.

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