Gilbert Rainault aka Tim Gibson; phony Green Beret

| February 25, 2018 | 46 Comments

Our partners at Guardians of the Green Beret share their work on this fellow Gilbert Rainault, who also goes by the name Tim Gibson. He pretended to a special forces soldier and weaseled some big money out of an investor, when she confronted him, he took the money and ran….for ten days before he was arrested in a motel parking lot by authorities in Colorado;

The only thing special about Rainault is the number of arrests and his criminal history, the details of which are at the Guardians’ link above. He has not one minute of military service;

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. The Stranger says:

    Phony Green Beret in the house! Welcome to the party, pal!

  2. 26Limabeans says:

    WTF is that around his neck group?
    Goiter?

  3. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Atomic Cocksucker.

  4. OWB says:

    Ya gotta be very special to get multiple names, right? Oh. Maybe not THAT kinda special…

  5. Green Thumb says:

    I am surprised he ran to a hotel room in Colorado and not Florida.

    Maybe All-Points Logistics has opened a new facility there?

  6. Ex-PH2 says:

    He claimed a TBI, too. That must explain why his head looks somewhat lopsided.

  7. Combat Historian says:

    Phony SF version of KYLE BARWAN; the two should go into partnership together…

  8. 11B-Mailclerk says:

    Faking assholes, like this guy,
    The fat slobs, who always lie.
    Men who failed in every way,
    Try to steal the Green Beret.

    Unearned bling on pudgy chests,
    Doo-rag and dog, check out the vest!
    One hundred times, they’ll boast today
    “Believe me man, I’m a Green Beret!”

  9. Sparks says:

    Phony Green Beret. Legit queef.

  10. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    What, no Seal posers today.

  11. Atkron says:

    Army on the Board again finally. Been a scoring drought.

    I think iodized salt might help that f#cking golf ball on your neck.

  12. W2 says:

    Hey Homdo, check out that cop’s piss yellow service weapon. John Browning never made a piss yellow 1911. Just sayin’.

    • rgr769 says:

      That is his taser piece. That is why it is on his left side. It is yellow so as not to get is confused with his service weapon (on his right), which has happened on occasion, resulting in a bad shoot.

    • Hondo says:

      John M. Browning was an excellent engineer. Modern synthetic materials didn’t exist during his lifetime.

      Had modern synthetic materials existed during his lifetime, it’s a safe bet that Browning would have investigated using them to see if he could make a better weapon by including them in his designs. And if in his opinion it resulted in a better design, he’d have used them. Period.

  13. W2 says:

    Thanks for the schooling rgr769. I don’t live in a place where cops carry both a service weapon AND a taser. Wow.

    I wish it was one of them plastic guns though. That would have been funny.

  14. lily says:

    Does he have throat cancer or something? Look at that lump on the right side of his neck.

  15. 11 Bravo says:

    Ass Hamster 1st class.
    Shit 4 brains.
    Face looks like what my dog leaves behind every morning.

  16. Uh1av8r says:

    I work one day a week in a gun store and we get at least one of these types in a day. Everyone is SF or SEAL, tunnel rat, CIA…. I have never heard of so many classified DD 214s and “my records are so classified that even the President can see them” BS stories. It makes their stories even better when they are denied on their purchase. There seems to be more of these a@@holes everyday. I don’t get it. Everyday I’m there 2 or 3 of these sh2tbirds come in.
    I could film a reality show on all of these taint ticklers.

  17. ken says:

    Wow, I grew up in the same neighborhood with this guy here in Florida. Was always in trouble when he was younger, what a disgrace to the military and all that have served. Good riddance

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