Andrew Gaboury; phony wounded soldier

| March 2, 2018 | 49 Comments

One of our ninjas found this article about Andrew Gaboury, a history teacher at Coyle Cassidy High School in Taunton, Massachusetts. Gaboury claimed to school personnel and to students that he was a wounded war hero of the War Against Terror – an Intelligence Analyst with a Bronze Star Medal and two Purple Heart Medals – medals that he bought on the internet.

It was a big deal at the school and he was featured in the student newspaper in an article headlined “Gaboury goes from military to history classroom.”

“I’m so pleased to have a man like Mr. Gaboury to be on our staff. He had a lot of experiences and was well educated. He even served for our country’s military,” Principal Kathleen St. Laurent said in that article.

Yeah, well, someone tipped off the local news that he wasn’t telling the truth, so they asked the National Personnel Records Center about Gaboury;

Reporter Ted Daniel contacted the U.S. National Archives and Records Administration in St. Louis by phone and was told no record for him could be found.

A more thorough search was initiated, but while awaiting the results Gaboury came clean in an email.

“I made up time in the Army. Over the intervening years I added details as people asked. I am deeply sorrowful for this and did not see a way out,” he wrote.

Well, one way out would have been to keep that BS off of his application for employment, but he didn’t, so the school canned his lying ass.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. IDC SARC says:

    Better check this cocksukker’s academic credentials too.

    • HT3 '83-'87 says:

      When you check out many of these fakers FB accounts, they often claim to have graduated from a college or university. Since FB doesn’t require any proof (transcripts or diplomas) its easy as pie to add this lie as well. Usually they go Tier 1 schools since if you’re faking SEAL/Ranger/SF/Marine Sniper you might as well claim top academic credentials as well. I like seeing a guy claiming he’s a Mechanical Engineer from Ga. Tech while he works as assistant manager at Jiffy Lube.

  2. Mick says:

    ‘so the school canned his lying ass’

    KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

  3. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    “I am deeply sorrowful for this and did not see a way out.” Yeah, I suppose the way out was not to walk into the room for liars, cheats, and scoundrels. You don’t have to find a way out if you don’t go in there is the first place. And it takes a lot of balls to put down in writing on one’s job app that one is a Veteran when one is not. That’s not some bullshit served up to a bunch of kids to inflate one’s image by creating a false one. That’s just fraud. Congrats Andy, Burger King is hiring, all shifts.

  4. Graybeard says:

    Dear Andrew Gaboury: thank you for your service – as a good example of what not to do, say, or be.

    From now on the good folks at Coyle Cassidy High School can say: “Don’t be Andrew Gaboury.”

    Really, Andrew Gaboury, it is pretty low to be a phony hero to a bunch of high-school students, to lie to young men and women who trust you. Now, for the rest of your life, you have to look in the mirror and realize that you are a liar who deceived children. You, Andrew Gaboury, are a scumbag.

    • A Proud InfidelĀ®ā„¢ says:

      I’ve heard accounts from Teachers about their former Students coming up to them ad sayibg something like “Remember me? I’m … I had you for … class and loved learning from you…”. Andrew Gaboury won’t get that. From now on he’ll likely have his former Students who recognize him think, “There HE is.” and just walk right past him. Once home the conversation will be something like “Guess who I came across at the store today? I saw Andrew Gaboury sweeping the floors and stocking shelves, I remember when he got fired from teaching because he lied about serving in the Military”

      • Graybeard says:

        Our favorite Son-in-law visited his students this week and was overwhelmed by the love these 1st-3rd graders showed him – including and especially a couple of his “brats” whom he knows have terrible home lives.

        Andrew Gaboury, on the other hand, will be remembered for the next 60-70 years by his students as a liar, a fraud, and a failure. Rather than appreciation from his former students, Andrew Gaboury has set himself up to be a life-long object of disdain and mocking.

      • E4 Mafia For Life. says:

        My wife has been teaching children of the children she taught. She teaches Kindergarten.
        Wife is 51.
        Many of her former students ask that their children be taught by her.
        She is one of only 3 Republicans in her school. The rest are the usual re-educationlists who don’t like old dead white guys.

  5. Ex-PH2 says:

    Idiot. Idiot. Idiot.

  6. Mason says:

    Andrew Gaboury is a liar.
    Andrew Gaboury never served in the US military.
    Andrew Gaboury was never awarded a bronze star medal.
    Andrew Gaboury was not wounded in combat and never received any purple heart medals.
    Andrew Gaboury should not be responsible for teaching children.
    Andrew Gaboury is, thus, a terrible human being.

    • A Proud InfidelĀ®ā„¢ says:

      I READ:

      Andrew Gaboury is a liar.
      Andrew Gaboury never served in the US military.
      Andrew Gaboury was never awarded a bronze star medal.
      Andrew Gaboury was not wounded in combat and never received any purple heart medals.
      Andrew Gaboury should not be responsible for teaching children.
      Andrew Gaboury is, thus, a terrible human being.

      Copy five by five,

      ((((OVER))))

    • Graybeard says:

      Mason, I read:

      “Andrew Gaboury is a liar.
      Andrew Gaboury never served in the US military.
      Andrew Gaboury was never awarded a bronze star medal.
      Andrew Gaboury was not wounded in combat and never received any purple heart medals.
      Andrew Gaboury should not be responsible for teaching children.
      Andrew Gaboury is, thus, a terrible human being.”

      COPY 5×5
      (((OUT)))

  7. CCO says:

    “Be sure your sins will find you out.”

  8. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Good job, Andy! You’re just DORKED the STOLEN VALOR SQUEAKHOLE!!!! What will you tell us next?

    “Would you like fries with that meal?”

  9. Skyjumper says:

    Looks like he’s been rockin’ the lie for a few years now, this article is dated back to October 2014.

    “Gaboury Goes from Military to History Classroom”

    https://bquillblog.wordpress.com/2014/10/15/gaboury-goes-from-military-to-history-classroom/

    I nominate him for the “Purple Sphincter” award, the disease that goes on for ever
    (thanks to Google).

    https://www.diseasemaps.org/images/stories/personal/lg-04306e08a4e8524.jpg

  10. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    He looks more like a POUNDED WHONY!

    Next please …

  11. MarDet says:

    Is this what fellow dipshit teacher Greg Salcido meant by the lowest of the low?

    Andrew Gaboury welcome to google fame!

  12. A Proud InfidelĀ®ā„¢ says:

    I bet that goober-head with a meat gazer’s grin ain’t grinning like that anymore. Canned as well? BUDDA-BAM!!!

  13. Green Thumb says:

    No worries for this turd.

    He will be teaching “History” very soon at All-Points Logistics.

  14. A Proud InfidelĀ®ā„¢ says:

    Lock him up alone in a windowless room with Gregory Salcido.

  15. CplMajor Mike says:

    He has a lot of experience and he is well educated, he even served in our countrys military! WTF is that supposed to mean?

  16. Sparks says:

    Yep he’s a queef.

    But the Principal, Kathleen St. Laurent, needs remedial English considering her statement, “He even served for our countryā€™s military,ā€

  17. Dustoff says:

    Looks like Uncle Festers High School picture.

  18. Combat Historian says:

    Iā€™ll try to be mr. Sunshine here. Hey Gaboury, prove us wrong here; go get a waiver and haul your 36 year old ass to 11 Bravo OSUT and airborne school at Benning to prove to us how tough you are. Make up for your lies by earning the real thing. We await your positive actions…

  19. Alemaster says:

    Staff potential for Dick Blumenthal. Could specialize in military fabrication issues. regards, Alemaster

  20. Carlton G. Long says:

    He can always get a chef’s hat and work as a stunt double for Pop N Fresh

  21. Dennis - not chevy says:

    May the spirits of those that served in Taunton during the King Philip war and the American Revolution rise up and tell this guy what they think of him.

  22. RCAF-CHAIRBORNE says:

    Heeeey you guys!!!
    Get this POS a Baby Ruth

  23. Frank says:

    With his history of lies is this creature safe around kids?

  24. dusty1 says:

    Those who can, do……those who can’t, teach.

  25. RetiredDevilDoc8404 says:

    I heard they might make a sequel to the Tick, he could very well become a star with all his “combat experience” he’s a dead ringer for the villian The Deadly Bulb. Since teaching’s off the table and he likes to pretend to be things he’s not might as well give acting a try…

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