John Braddy; phony Navy pilot, phony Vietnam veteran

| April 16, 2018 | 155 Comments

Someone sent us their work on this fellow, John Bonner Braddy, who claims that he was a Navy pilot, that he was shot down over Vietnam, that he was wounded and earned a Navy Cross. He even puts all of that on his résumé;

Of course, there’s no record of him attending the United States Naval Academy, but when confronted, he says that’s because he attended under another name, his name before he was placed in the federal Witness Protection Program. The Witness Protection Program folks messed up, because, he was John Braddy back in high school in North Carolina;

Braddy is quick to stand up in front of audiences and wow them with tales of his exploits in the skies over Vietnam;

According to his records he’s never even seen the skies over Vietnam. He spent a year on active duty in the Army, then he spent two years in the Army Reserves until he joined the Navy Reserves. He never went to Vietnam, he wasn’t a pilot, he was enlisted. His only award is a Good Conduct Medal;

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. sj says:

    I’m a slacker. He says in his resume he made CDR in less than 10 years (’64-74).

  2. USAF RET says:

    What a cock. Can’t even use spell check on his resume. Failure, liar, phony.

  3. USAF RET says:

    John Bonner Braddy, you suck.
    John Bonner Braddy, you are a liar.
    John Bonner Braddy, you are a coward.
    John Bonner Braddy, you are a phony.
    John Bonner Braddy, you are a thief of the valor of others.
    John Bonner Braddy, how long have you been lying?????

    • LiRight says:

      I wish this guy lived near me cause I’d buy him 20 beers at my local K of C and as he got into his car to leave I’d call my buddies at my local PD (9-1-1) and have his ass locked for DWI.

      He deserves nothing less and certainly more.

  4. RetiredDevilDoc8404 says:

    Witness protection program? Uh-uh. With this ass clown more like Witless Protection, crawl back under your rock numbnuts because if you needed to hide from the “bad guys” all the attention you called to yourself isn’t going to be good. Somehow I don’t think he needs to worry…

  5. AW1Ed says:

    John Bonner Braddy is not and has never been a military pilot.
    John Bonner Braddy is a liar and a valor thief.
    John Bonner Braddy is a disgrace.

    Welcome to your new Google fame; the intewebs are forever.

    • Mick says:

      There’s nothing quite like a phony Naval Aviator who’s also falsely claiming a Navy Cross and a Purple Heart from the Viet of the Nam to really brighten up an otherwise dismal Monday morning.

      In a couple of the articles posted above, this shitbird is also claiming to have been an Air Force fighter pilot in the Viet of the Nam. Sounds like our hero here needs to make up his mind.

      Shitbird also brags about having been shot down. You won’t hear real combat aviators talking like that; getting shot down is something that should always be strenuously avoided if at all possible. I know a few guys who have had the misfortune of being shot down in combat, and none of them swagger around bragging about it. Quite the opposite. It’s not ‘bar talk’, and it’s certainly not something to bring up in a casual conversation with strangers.

      I hate this Stolen Valor poser bullshit. I hope that this lying assclown enjoys his new-found ‘heroic’ fame.

      Bring it, Team TAH.

      Cleared hot.

  6. Sapper3307 says:

    Those good conduct medals are nothing to joke about.

  7. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    He was honored as a Purple Heart recipient. What a scumbag.

    Standing in the blood and sacrifice paid by others but claimed by him, we present…John Bonner Braddy. Congratulations, you POS.

    • 11B-Mailclerk says:

      There are ‘retroactive’ awards.

      Can we deploy a retroactive -qualification-? I am getting the impression that -lots- of folks would like to assist with that…..

  8. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    What a guy! He was a jet pilot, except he wasn’t. He was shot down, except he wasn’t. He is a Vietnam Vet, except he isn’t. He received a Purple Heart, except he didn’t. He attended the USNA, except he didn’t. Aside from those things, he is a real stand-up guy.

  9. Club Manager, USA ret. says:

    I am on this lying sonovabitch like stink on a turd. His resume gives enough affiliations that when we finish notifying them he will want to be in the witness protection program.

  10. 19D3OR4-Smitty says:

    Rules for the Witness Protection Program:

    1) Ensure you use your original name. Makes it harder for them to find you as it is too obvious.

    2) Tell everyone you meet that you are in the Witness Protection Program.

    • 2/17 Air Cav says:

      And…Join the Rotary Club. Get featured as a war hero in their newsletter, replete with photo. List yourself on a website for executives. Stay in the same job for years and years. Don’t relocate. Stay where you’ve been for decades. Yep. No question. Witness Protection Member.

      • 26Limabeans says:

        They changed his face.

      • Elaine Andrews says:

        I am the president of the Rotary Club and would like to inform everyone that this was recently brought to our attention and his membership was immediately terminated. In response to checking the validity of the stories, the Rotary application does not for his military nor medal history and he did not offer it at that time. It only came to light after he spoke with other members who were in the military and realized his stories seemed unlikely. When the information was presented to us (almost identical to the items posted above), he was immediately dismissed from the club. Other local groups had the same experience and he was immediately terminated from those groups as well.

        • Jb says:

          You lie thru your teeth. A board member told me about the board meeting. Your article is completely different than you post. You said in your letter that I lied on my application to Rotary. There is no copy of my application, therefore you h have never seen it. Get your story right. What other organizations? I quit the mentor program and ANA./

          • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

            John/”jb”… stop digging. You’ve been outed and on the ‘web.

            Shouldn’t have played the Stolen Valor card, yet you did.

            Play stupid games, win stupid prizes…

  11. Wilted Willy says:

    What a lying cocksucker! I hope you choke on a bag of dicks! May your gonads be infected with the fleas of a thousand camels! You should be hung by your nuts until dead, then take you down and bury you in a mound of fire ants! Eat shit and die you lying cocksucker!

  12. AW1Ed says:

    A quick search around Wilmington NC shows unspecified police interaction. Shocking, I know.

  13. Mason says:

    I say we send him to Annapolis for a plebe year of punishment. See if he can get kicked in the face a few times on the climb up Herndon.

  14. TxRadioguy says:

    Conservative columnist Mike Adams (Town Hall) is a profession of Criminology at UNC Wilmington where this fraud has his resume posted. I passed on the link to the story to him.

    I’ll let y’all know if I hear anything back.

  15. 26Limabeans says:

    I wonder if he knows Senator McCain being a fighter pilot and all. Same theater. Must have crossed paths at some fighter pilot dance somewhere you would think.

  16. 26Limabeans says:

    “MARKSMAN BADGE WITH RIFLE BAR”

    Lousy shot. I’ll bet he claims “because it was a BAR and tough to control”.
    Kinda like the service star bullshit.

  17. Ex-PH2 says:

    There is Da Stupid, Dumb and Dumber, and then there is this braindead glorysucking windbag.

    Take yer pick.

    Ask him for the names of the pilots in his squadron, his aircrew, his CAG.

    I keep wanting to put these windbags in a plane with no flight instructor and tell them to take off. But that’s just me.

  18. TxRadioguy says:

    Just got this reply from Prof. Adams:

    “I would urge you to contact the Dean of the business school, Rob Burris. He is one of us.”

    Working on the email now.

  19. USAFRetired says:

    Methinks he is a bit of a charlatan.

    A simple search here

    https://www.membersbase.com/ncbels/search

    Comes back No matches found for someone who claims to be a PE in NC

  20. m0311 says:

    Are you going to FOIA everyone on the list with this phony in the article?

  21. Atkron says:

    Electronics Technician…RESERVIST.

    The closest this dick ever got to Aviation was MAYBE his Reserve Destroyer conducting screen or Plane Guard for a Carrier.

    Fuck this shoe phony.

  22. USAF RET says:

    John Bonner Braddy, you suck.
    John Bonner Braddy, you are a liar.
    John Bonner Braddy, you are a coward.
    John Bonner Braddy, you are a phony.
    John Bonner Braddy, you are a thief of the valor of others.
    John Bonner Braddy, how long have you been lying?????
    John Bonner Braddy, how do you like Google?

  23. HMC Ret says:

    I’d love to know the backstory on this guy. He’s got some years on him so he’s probably been doing this for decades. He is probably only now surfacing b/c the feds had him under wraps in their witness protection program. He’s got some explaining to do to an awful lot of people and organizations. Must have led an awful shallow life to be pulling this off at his age.

    • HMC Ret says:

      Reference to witness protection was sarc. I just gotta know wtf is it with these people, especially one as old as him. Probably did it for several years and it created a life of its own and he couldn’t get out. Whatever.

  24. TxRadioguy says:

    Got a reply back from the Dean of the Cameron School of Business at UNCW:

    “Thank-you for your email. Mr. Braddy is not currently a mentor in our program.”

    • HT3 '83-'87 says:

      Not surprising…not much in that half-assed, all-over-the-place, and convoluted as hell resume is true.

      No Academy for sure.
      No Naval Aviator for damn sure.
      Plus, Its The Wharton School of Business (not Wharton Business School) and you don’t refer to it being at UPA. Its at Penn, you non-ivy league POSer.

      Looks to me like he floated around in series of careers with not much success because his skill level is lacking in all areas…especially in lying.

    • QMC says:

      It’s an old screenshot. He is not currently associated with the Cameron School of Business at UNCW in anyway.

      I’m thinking Dr. Burrus or someone else on the board got wise to his nonsensical resume and got rid of him some time ago.

  25. rgr769 says:

    John Bonner Braddy you are a lying POS valor thief, who only served on active duty as an Army medic who never left CONUS. The only lying POSers worse than you are those falsely claiming to have been POW’s. But you come close with your lies about being shot down and wounded in Vietnam. Then, to cover your lies you make up the ridiculous story that you had a name change via the witness protection program. You could have volunteered to go to Vietnam, as we needed medics over there, but you were too much of a coward to do so. I carried a rifle and rucksack with an Army medic/aid man for over 6 months in the jungle, and you, sir, are not half the man he was.

  26. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    This guy really pulled a Bonner.

  27. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I motion for John Bonner Braddy to receive The Official TAH Mountain of Insults®™

  28. akpual says:

    It seems to me that there are more Viet Nam vets now than back in 1975. Hell, you’d think there would be fewer now.

    • Claw says:

      Info gathered from the Hair:

      “A Census taken during August 2000, showed the surviving U.S. Vietnam Veteran population estimate to be: 1,002,511. During this Census count, the number of Americans falsely claiming to have served in-country is: 13,853,027. By this Census FOUR OUT OF FIVE WHO CLAIM TO BE Vietnam vets are not.”

      That was 17 years ago. Lots of poser/embellisher water under the bridge since then. They say it’ll get worse before it gets better. Haven’t seen the turning point yet, but hope to live long enough to see it happen./smile

      John Bonner Braddy adds one more to the list of wanna-bees, so the Whiz Wheel says he rates a Purple 4 FOAD* in the amount of 35×8= 280.

      John Bonner Braddy may be 80 years old now, but he has been milking this scam for a good while, but is still deserving of a hearty AMF**.

      * Fuck Off And Die
      ** Adios, Mother Fucker (It’s a Nam Thing)

  29. LiRight says:

    I wouldn’t even let this piece of garbage Kiss My Irish Ass! But kiss it anyhow.

  30. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    So much for the good conduct aspect…as I recall my grade school lessons being a complete fucking liar isn’t considered good conduct and he should return that medal post haste.

  31. Dustoff says:

    This SOB just embarrassed my home state and my MOS (91B Medical Specialist)… asshole.

  32. Lmn0351 says:

    John braddy,you suck

  33. J Wright says:

    All,

    I may have posted this before. The problem is real and widespread. In the waiting room pharmacy at The Jeff Barracks VA St Louis, just by BSng and talking with the guys there, 2 of 7 present were frauds. Almost 30%. One guy claimed he got pulled out of USN Basic to advise the President and the other claimed he was in the SF Berlin Det. Liars, to say the least

    John

  34. AO2(NAC) says:

    “Private Commercial Pilot” piqued my interest, since that’s not how a rated commercial pilot would list it. I searched the FAA airman data base. He holds a private pilot SEL (single engine land)ticket. No commercial, multi engine or instrument.

    • rgr769 says:

      The worthless lying old bastard can’t even tell the truth about his private pilot’s license. Private pilot SEL is the lowest license one can get, other than the Bernath special, private light sport aircraft.

  35. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    When these assholes concoct a false personal history, what they are saying is this: I’m not happy with or proud of what I’ve done with my life, so I’ll just rewrite it, taking the accomplishments and experiences of others and calling them mine.

  36. RCAF-CHAIRBORNE says:

    Im sure the only time he spent in Vietnam was when he visited ‘online friend’ Gary Glitter in Vung Tau.
    This was of course before Glitter was hanged to death on live-air BBC.

  37. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Just ignore it and it will go away, John Braddy. Just kidding. Long after you’re gone, anyone searching your name will find it. Here, have another sucks donut.

  38. ChipNASA says:

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    • ChipNASA says:

      is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, (This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, Massive bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby,
      Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee) NOT a Navy Pilot, NOT a U.S. Naval Academy Graduate, not a Vietnam Veteran, was NOT awarded the Navy Cross, no Purple Heart, NOT in the Witness Protection Program, DID earn a Good Conduct Medal but now that you’ve lied and bullshitted and inflated your service, you’ve totally ruined any good you did and we should be able to rip that Good Conduct Medal from you and jamb it straight up your ass, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, you stupid toilet mint licker, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tappingglory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, Putz, rectal inspector, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian and of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.
      We now include the NEW & IMPROVED
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      FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
      Can I get an AMEN?! (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
      Here endeth the lesson.

  39. Green Thumb says:

    Just another old, gnarly phony.

  40. j braddy says:

    This is all hearsay and is a bunch of shit.

    • Jonn Lilyea says:

      Hearsay? You need to check the definition, Mr Braddy.

    • 26Limabeans says:

      I actually served in Vietnam Mr Braddy.
      My DD-214 clearly indicates that fact.

      You did not serve in Vietnam Mr Braddy.
      Your DD-214 clearly indicates that fact.

      FOAD Mr. Braddy

    • rgr769 says:

      Hey, you lying old SOS POSer, it is based upon true copies of government documents obtained from the National Personnel Records Center that show you were never in the Air Force, never were a military pilot, never went to Vietnam, were never wounded in combat, never left the CONUS (if you know what that is), and only served two years active duty as an Army medical specialist. As far as those of us who actually served in Vietnam are concerned, you should be horsewhipped for your lies. Enjoy your Gooogle fame, John Bonner Braddy, the internet will likely outlive your sorry ass.

    • Claw says:

      Updated Purple 4 FOAD Score (for resurrecting a Zombie Thread) on John Bonner Braddy:

      New score 350, but it could all be hearsay.

      Way to go, Dumb Ass.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      And you’re full of shit JOHN BRADDY, STOLEN VALOR COCKSUCKER

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      You don’t even have a gedunk medal, braddy, you gasbag. That’s something you get for just showing up DURING a period of military warfare.

      You were in the INACTIVE RESERVES, braddyboy, not doin’ nothin’, which is why you don’t have a gedunk medal.

    • NHSparky says:

      Seems the documentation up top is pretty thorough, numbnuts.

      But way to resurrect that zombie thread. I was a bit busy a few weeks ago and missed this thread first time around.

    • SFC D says:

      I hear you say a bunch of shit, John Braddy. The definition for that in D’s dictionary would make you a lying sack of shit. Or in military terms, “SACK, SHIT, LYING SACK OF, 1 EA, SIZE XXL”.

  41. Ret_25X says:

    The jokes write themselves….

    What a maroon John “Boner” Braddy is.

  42. jb says:

    Never seen such misinformation. My dad never served. 4f flat feet. No police involvement except for a wreck. There is a 5 to 10 year gap in the info. A lot can happen in that time. Never meant the info on the Bio to be a complete record. I have quit paying dues to several license and other organization. Saving money Downgraded pilot license due to cost of medical. Sold plane and have not flew for 5 years No medical. Site posting by Richard Butler who hates me for some reasons I do not want to go into.

    • Claw says:

      Welcome this morning to John Bonner Braddy who has come to TAH to defend himself.

      Your comment falls under both N-5 and O-1 on the Stolen Valor Bingo Card.

      I hope you’re ready for the new shit storm and have brought a lunch, cause it could be a long day.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      Well, JOHN BONNER BRADDY… if you had not started running your cakehole about your phony service and awards, you wouldn’t be in this situation, would you?

      Stand by for heavy seas, ASS HAMSTER…

    • Hondo says:

      The information above was provided by the US National Archives’ National Personnel Records Center (NPRC). That activity has the responsibility for records retention and storage for military records for those discharged prior to approximately 2000 (individual military services apparently now maintain those records electronically post-discharge for personnel separating after approximately the year 2000).

      The information above was summarized and/or extracted from your official Army and Navy personnel records on file at NPRC. It appears to cover your entire 6-year total military obligation following your enlistment in 1959, plus some time afterwards.

      NPRC would have ALL of your military records. If they don’t list something for later service, well, that’s a pretty damn good indicator that they don’t have anything on-file indicating any later service. Absent compelling info to the contrary, your official records on-file at NPRC is presumed to be complete and correct.

      If you have docs that purport to show otherwise, send them to the site admin. He’s good at posting corrections on those rare cases when an article contains a significant error or omission. However, I’m not holding my breath.

      And be advised: if you’re thinking about submitting faked or altered docs to the site admin . . . I’d think twice about that. The site admin has access to people who know what “right looks like” concerning military documents from all services – and who can generally spot faked or altered docs quite easily.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      John Braddy who NEVER was a USN Pilot?
      John Braddy who LIED about being shot down and taken POW?
      John Braddy NEVER was awarded a Navy Cross.
      John Braddy WAS NEVER Wounded in Combat.
      John Braddy has resurrected a dormant thread.
      John Braddy is a lying dipshit in many people’s opinions.
      John Braddy looks like the type who stalks highway rest areas in a windowless van seeking a date.
      John Braddy SAID he attended the USNA under a different name before going into the Witness Protection Program, YEAH, and I’m the fuckin’ King of Siam!
      John Braddy STILL looks like a bitter little booger-munching bedwetter.
      The ONLY sympathy I have for John Braddy is what one will find somewhere between “shit” and “syphilis” in a dictionary.
      GOOGLE be with you John Braddy, THE INTERNET IS FOREVER!!!

  43. 3/10/MED/b says:

    What an idiot. To quote Col. Potter to Frank Burns: “Haven’t you had enough for one day?”

  44. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    “Doctor, it hurts when I go like this.”

    “Well, Mr. Braddy, don’t go like that.”

  45. The Stranger says:

    Clearly, this Magnificent Fellow here doesn’t know how to quit when he’s behind!

  46. Jb says:

    Dick Butler Only posted part of my service record. I have the rest of record. I plan to take Him to court. I have hired an attorney. This post has been very traumatic to me and my family. I cannot understand such action. I am very angry about the whole situation. I do not know why I am posting this. It probably will do no good.

    • Jonn Lilyea says:

      All you have to do is show me evidence that I’m wrong.

      • Jb says:

        I will let a judge and jury decide. jb

      • jb says:

        read my comments. I do not have to prove anything to you. Dick Butler has a vendetta against me for some reason. I wish this all to go away. You took Butlers comments for the truth, which is a mistake.

        • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

          OH, so you say you’ve launched a lawer, that’s not gonna do anything other than empty your wallet and bank account. *YAWN*

        • OWB says:

          Who is this Dick Butler person? Does he work at NPRC? If not, why should any of us care what comments he makes about you or anyone else?

          You can take it to the bank that I, and all those I know personally who hang around here, don’t give a flip about any personal disagreement you have with other folks we don’t know. Your business. What we care about is anyone who lies about, embellishes, misrepresents, or otherwise mischaracterizes their military service or lack thereof.

        • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

          What’s your Naval Aviator Number?
          What about your AOCS Class Number?
          What squadron(s) were you assigned to?
          What was your callsign?
          When were you shot down?

          Can you answer them JOHN BONNER BRADDY?

          BTW – the Federal Witness Protection program was stood up in 1970 for those that testified against the Mob – and 95% of those that have been in the program since 1971 are former members of the mob or have testified against them.

        • Frankie Cee says:

          Hey dickbreath John Bonner Braddy, you do NOT have to prove anything to us, nor do we have to stop making comments, mentioning your name, (are you so damned dumb that you do not know that the longer you let this go, the more comments made, will create more entries at Gooooooooooooooooooogle, that will be etched in the anals of time forphucking ever? Phonies like you are on the one hand, boring pieces of shit, and on the other hand, tremendously entertaining, (like a slinky), for those of us who have knowledge of just how those like you work. “Like You”= Someone whose life is so Phucking Pathetic that you have had to invent a new life. No asshole, you do NOT have to prove anything to us, we have see the real you.

    • Claw says:

      “I have the rest of record.”

      And the check/money order to Bob Neener was how much?

      Welcome to another day of having your ass handed to you.

    • OWB says:

      Meanwhile, there are serious things happening right now in real time. You brought this mess upon yourself, and quite frankly, I just don’t give a flip about your bruised ego.

      Quit lying about your military service. It really is just that easy.

    • Mick says:

      What’s your Naval Aviator number?

      If you were ever actually designated as a real Naval Aviator, you will know what I’m talking about.

    • 3E9 says:

      You know what? Fuck you. You are a lying piece of shit. Die or go away soon please.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      The reason that this is “traumatic” for you and your family is that you are the one that has ran with your lies for years, and now it has caught up with you. It’s out on the internet for all to see… all because of you JOHN BONNER BRADDY.

      Discovery is sure going to be a bitch for you… and your lawer is seeing a fat payday courtesy of you and your lies.

  47. AnotherPat says:

    To John Bonner Braddy:

    You commented “This post has been very traumatic to me and my family. I cannot understand such action…”

    Don’t understand YOUR actions, John Bonner Braddy. Why did you tell folks that you were shot down over Vietnam? Who wrote your resume?

    Two questions so simple to answer, John Bonner Braddy. However, have this feeling that those crickets will start chirping.

  48. AnotherPat says:

    Gee Whiz, John Bonner Braddy.

    So here is my Third Question to you that is so simple to answer.

    Can you explain this post about you being a Navy Pilot?

    http://www.mattskellytraining.com/single-post/2016/07/17/Its-Never-too-Late-Spotlight-John-Braddy

  49. AnotherPat says:

    Yep…those crickets are chirping loudly…

    John Bonner Braddy has yet to answer Mick’s question…and my three questions as well.

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