Thomas Dakota Taylor; not a MARSOC Marine

| April 23, 2018 | 129 Comments

Someone sent us their work on this fellow Thomas Dakota Taylor who claims to be a MARSOC Marine. Well he lets his tattoos talk for him;

Local LEOs should know that he’s a felon and shouldn’t have firearms;

He was charged with arson, I guess that’s why he started a GoFundMe tincup to buy stuff to be a fireman;

The VA won’t be there to help him because he has an Other Than Honorable discharge. He spent less than three years in the Marine Corps as a mortarman, and he spent 4 months in Afghanistan, but I don’t see a Combat Action Ribbon, I don’t see any training for MARSOC and no Basic Airborne Course.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Wilted Willy says:

    Another lying cocksucker that is full of excrement! I hope a platoon of real Marines find him and beat his ass to a pulp! Enjoy your Google fame there bucko! Enjoy your felony lifestyle as well!

  2. Wilted Willy says:

    Is there a way to post this link in his tincup page? I think it would add a nice touch??

  3. Combat Historian says:

    Just another felonious lying shitbag…

    I’m curious though; he enlisted in 2009. How does he rate both the Afghanistan Campaign Medal AND the GWOT Expeditionary Medal. I though the GWOT Expeditionary Medal was phased out in 2005 when the separate Afghanistan and Iraq Campaign Medals were authorized. Is this a DD-214 mistake or am I missing something here?

  4. Mason says:

    He has the faux-hawk and MOLLE obsession of a total douche. Just looking at his pictures I want to slap him.

  5. IDC SARC says:

    I know what I see in my memories when I occasionally glance at my Jack tattoo (I forget I have it most days)but I gotta wonder what these fucking posers think when they see theirs…” Live the lie, live the lie, don’t fuck up the story, shit, did I just get caught?!?….fuuuuuuuuck”

    Cocksucker

  6. Sgt Fon says:

    how did he get a bronze star on his afghan service medal?

    • MSGT_RET says:

      A bronze star is worn for participation in each campaign. One campaign = ribbon w/bronze star.

      • Sgt Fon says:

        i know, if he only had 4 months in-country, how did he get the star?

        • Claw says:

          There’s no requirement to have served during a whole campaign period to rate a Bronze Service Star.

          Hell, even people who only saw the countryside from an airplane window or viewed the shoreline through a pair of binoculars are authorized a BSS.

          Same goes for people who were on active duty before August 1974 and then spent just one day on active duty after August 1990 are authorized a BSS for the NDSM and the only view they ever had of both Vietnam or Kuwait/Iraq was on CBS or CNN./smile

    • QMC says:

      I know it seems confusing, but the new ADMIN that was posted a few years back stated that a bronze star is to be worn with participation in any campaign (Iraq or Afghhanistan). So while at first glance, you would be led to believe that a bronze star would mean an additional deployment there in country, it does not.

      MSG_RET said it best. One campaign = ribbon w/bronze star.

      • Sgt Fon says:

        ok, i went to Iraq 5 times, the last tour was less than the 6 months required cause i was medevaced. my 214 says Iraq service with 3 stars…. what’s wrong with this picture

        • MGuns says:

          A star represents a campaign which is determined by a start and end date. A person could have two deployments but if both are within one campaign date period then 1 BSS is rated. You may have 5 tours but due to dates may only rate the 3 BSS. Do the research, you may rate more but may not.

        • FatCircles0311 says:

          There were numerous campaign date ranges which means you redeployed during the same campaign date and only rated 1 star for that campaign. Military awards are like that which is why I only have 1 star on my sea service deployment ribbon although I deployed 3 times because one of those deployments was before the cooldown period was complete to rate another sea service ribbon.

        • MSGT_RET says:

          There are currently 6 campaign phases for operations in Afghanistan:

          1. Liberation of Afghanistan (11 SEP 01 – 30 NOV 01)
          2. Consolidation I (01 DEC 01 – 30 SEP 06)
          3. Consolidation II (01 OCT 06 – 30 NOV 09)
          4. Consolidation III (01 DEC 09 – 30 JUN 11)
          5. Transition I (01 JUL 11 – 31 DEC 14)
          6. Transition II (01 JAN 15 – TBD)

  7. Chip says:

    I might be the only veteran who does not have a tattoo.

  8. sj says:

    Strange but the FB link says the page is not avail. That didn’t take long.

    • Chip says:

      I found a old roommate who was sporting a Desert Storm tattoo. The problem being he arrived at our unit AFTER Desert Storm. So I messaged him on facebook and he blocked me. Sad.

  9. AW1Ed says:

    Refreshing to start the work week off with a phony Other Than SEAL.

  10. RCAF-CHAIRBORNE says:

    I think he wants help becoming a fireman because his pants are constantly combusting.

  11. USAF RET says:

    WTF is with that “shorts over jeans” picture?????Why the hell would he post that?
    Thomas Dakota Taylor you are a retard.
    Thomas Dakota Taylor you are Google famous.
    Thomas Dakota Taylor you are an arsonist and a liar.

  12. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    All else aside, he’s a POS just for having a I’m-no-getting-a-job-when-I-can-beg page (a/k/a GoFundMe.) No pride. No shame. BTW, is he a dwarf?

    • Jonn Lilyea says:

      He had another GFM tin cup for everyone to buy him a van so he could live the “Van Life” whatever that is.

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        It could be that he broke up with his Boyfriend from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear) and needs something to live in down by the river. It sounds to me like Thomas Dakota Taylor is a turdbucket queef who does as little as he can to skate by while living om a stack of lies.

  13. 26Limabeans says:

    Puffed up chest and a wide stance.
    Hope he wears a cup standing like that.

  14. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    The sentence on the felony charge was deferred, probably contingent upon his successfully completing 4 years probation. That should have ended last year so, at this point, we don’t know his legal status or what the final disposition on the charge was.

  15. Claw says:

    And he’s a dependa looking for Tricare and Commissary privileges.

    Before his Fakebook disappeared, he claimed to be engaged to a little chickie that just graduated from high school last year and must have some sort of a Reserve or National Guard job because she claimed to be a Light Wheeled Vehicle Mechanic and still living in Tennessee.

    So, Yeah, he’s a moocher big time.

  16. Lmn0351 says:

    Thomas Dakota Taylor,you suck

  17. Ex-PH2 says:

    Why does he look like his pants are about to slide off his butt in that wide-open stance photo?

  18. OldManchu says:

    Why he gotta go and make the mortar maggots look bad?

  19. Mick says:

    Being a Mortarman in 3/8 in 2D MARDIV is just like being in MARSOC, especially if you have a MARSOC tattoo.

    Everyone knows that.

    Totally legit.

  20. FatCircles0311 says:

    Oh, boy. A winner from my old battalion. Couldn’t hack being a mortarman in 3/8, really? Either super pussy or a druggy. He looks like he uses synthol in his biceps. No actual muscle definition what so ever.

    Fuck you, pussy. You’re a disgrace to 3/8, the Corps, and the gym.

  21. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Thomas Dakota Taylor received an OTH Discharge, marking him as a dirtbag.
    Thomas Dakota Taylor CLAIMED to have been a MARSOC Marine which has been publicly disproven.
    Thomas Dakota Taylor has been convicted of a Felony.
    Thomas Dakota Taylor continues to shake a proverbial tin cup to leech money off of others for a van “to live the van life”, I assume he wants a windowless one for hanging out around porn shops?
    Thomas Dakota Taylor is one extreme dumbass turdbucket if he thought he was not going to get exposed.
    Thomas Dakota Taylor tries to bask in fake sunshine by standing in the blood, guts and deeds of those greater than him, those who accomplished things in life.
    Thomas Dakota Taylor now has newfound Internet fame to bask in. Enjoy it Thomas Dakota Taylor, THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

    • Roh-Dog says:

      Thomas Dakota Taylor was not a MARSOC Marine.
      Thomas Dakota Taylor disgraced himself and the Corps.
      Thomas Dakota Taylor received a OTH discharge.
      Thomas Dakota Taylor was arrested and convicted of a felony.
      Thomas Dakota Taylor was a Mortarman with the USMC but for some f**cking reason Thomas Dakota Taylor has the Army’s Warrior Ethos tattooed on his arm.
      Thomas Dakota Taylor may need help but Go Fund Me-ing ain’t going to force him to grow up.

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        Hey Roh-Dog, let me see if I heard that right:

        Thomas Dakota Taylor was not a MARSOC Marine.
        Thomas Dakota Taylor disgraced himself and the Corps.
        Thomas Dakota Taylor received a OTH discharge.
        Thomas Dakota Taylor was arrested and convicted of a felony.
        Thomas Dakota Taylor was a Mortarman with the USMC but for some f**cking reason Thomas Dakota Taylor has the Army’s Warrior Ethos tattooed on his arm.
        Thomas Dakota Taylor may need help but Go Fund Me-ing ain’t going to force him to grow up.

        Yeah Roger, copy five by five,

        ((((OVER))))

        • Roh-Dog says:

          Nailed it, API.
          I do want to add an opinion here, I know it’s breaking form and slightly improper but I have to get it out.
          I don’t like Thomas Dakota Taylor‘s face.
          Better.

  22. Cameron Kingsley says:

    What makes this worse is that whatever it was that he had set on fire, he potentially ended up injuring someone in the process judging from that bodily injury charge.

  23. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    Well Another fine start for this Monday morning.

  24. NR Pax says:

    Dakota, just because stupid comes in pints doesn’t mean you should order it.

  25. 13B/92S/42R says:

    The Marine Corps might be the only ones putting the date the person gets the boot in the reserve obligation termination date block everyone else just leaves that blank or X Out which is the standard…. with it being blank though it really opens up the opportunity for the posers to fake the funk.

  26. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Thomas Dakota Taylor is shaking a proverbial tin cup to bum money for a van, I assume he’s after a windowless version for prowling highway rest areas and porn shops? Thomas Dakota Taylor has obviously spent his money on Synthol so he tries to bum what he can off of anyone he can sucker.

  27. A Proud Infidel says:

    Keep on looking at all the feedback.

  28. RCAF-CHAIRBORNE says:

    BTW….I found a copy of Frank Dux ‘The Secret Man’ at a used book store at the outlandish price of $1.75.
    It is the only book you will ever need a shovel, just to get through 😂
    It is such outrageous bullshit!
    Good laugh though

  29. Just An Old Dog says:

    I’m wondering how he got an OTH and got out as an E-3 L/Cpl.

  30. W2 says:

    Dude reminds me of the wrinkle neck scupper trouts that regularly floated down the side when we were moored in Karachi, Pakistan.

    A few important points:

    It’s more than ironic that you have a felony conviction for arson, yet you want to be a firefighter / first responder.

    The silky picture is just plain ghey.

    What happened to your other Apple wireless ear bud? You’ve got one in your ear in that sooper bad ass operator photo. Guess that’s how MARSOC communicates, through secrit squirrel wireless bluetooth devices, huh? Dumbass.

  31. Cornholio says:

    What’s he wearing in that third pic, Underoos?

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