Stolen Valor
Some of our more popular phonies since the last tournament;
John P. Boudreau, the 2200-kills sniper
Robert Misskerg; ate his way through PI, I guess
Jonathan Price; just how blind is love?
Kenneth Crocheron of Draper, Utah; the Ronald MacDonald of Stolen Valor
The stolen valor of Sergeant Major Andrew F. Underwood
Michael Douglas Salsa; phony SEAL
Ryan C. Duff, phony SEAL, pulls gun over a parking spot
Bill Brockbrader; whistle-blowing pedophile phony SEAL
SGM James R. Burch; the records
Phony uses phony creds to threaten CA State senator
Gregory John Schaffer indicted for child pr0n
Alejandro Ramirez; another fake Marine
Tony Tuso; Delta Farce operator
James Edward Ferris; Korean War phony
Jeffery “Casanova” Elvington; phony grifter
Armando H. Diaz; phony SEAL at immigration rally in Austin
Phony soldier grifter in Missouri
Jason Conley; the phony Ranger medic
Admiral Timothy Maynard’s booty
Donice Armstrong; Air Force Amy the hooker phony airman
Bradley Calvert; another pretender busted by his mates
Matt Farmer does Tim Poe imitation (Update)
Michael Joseph Gerold; Phony & Grifter
Jimmy Lee Dykes; the crazed Vietnam vet in Alabama
Phillip Mark Thompson; Army SEAL
Ex-Marine liar trading bombs for coke in Colorado
Elton Perry Hawley; Marine Master Sergeant in 18 months
Eugene Pottinger; phony SEAL/POW
Carmine Annunziata; phony soldier clothing sales store
Patrick Gabbard: Phony SEAL fatboy
Freedom Stansbury; phony at Eglin
John A. Kuykendall; Phony Marine/Ghostbuster
Albert Valentine Bustamante; Marine forger
CSM John Collier; Facebook commando
Terry Lee Farmer; another phony Vietnam Vet
Charles Austin Vanderburg; phony hero
Phony Marine/Cop Skyler Whalen sentenced
Patrick Haab; Anti-immigrant phony
Kenneth L. Godwin; that phony obit
James R. Albertson: Lyin’ from the grave
William James Burley; inmate SEAL
Thomas Bruso; Epic beard man not a Vietnam vet
Robert Anthony Nolan; Zombie phony SEAL rises
Todd Michael Hamilton; another phony heading a vet charity
Jeffrey Rodgers, Lonestar Survival, phony SEAL
Sam Samford; another fake SEAL
Chelle Lynne Anderson-Tesla; female pretender pilot
Anthony Poole; infiltrating TAH
Larry E. Sims; another military career measured in weeks
Gary Sanford Raub; the homeless gnome
William Mourvneen Johnson; Delta Farce guy?
Miles Benjamin Whittington; another phony warrior
Leo J. Maloney; Spooky 8?s inspiration
Gary Six; when good ain’t good enough
Richard E. Straub; Recon Marine
Don Shipley confronts Ike Densmore, phony SEAL
Douglas Arthur Buono; Soup Sandwich the Senior
Christopher Tirao; Rolling Blunder
Andre Vergara; another sullied record
Skip Moschetti; if you’re going to lie, lie big
Roy Antigua; phony…well…everything
Jesus Angel Gomez; phony paintball SEAL
Danny Russell Crane; stolen valor criminal
John Giduck; Stolen Valor bully
Tina Kersten; Weebles wobble and they lie about their service
Wayward Bill Chengelis, chairman of US Marijuana Party & lying phony
Some of our all time favorites;
Ken Kornegger, lightweight SEAL
James J. Lee, the Discovery Channel Gunman
Michael “Ballduster McSoulpatch” McManus
Geoff Mallard, IVAW’s DC President
LTC Warryck-Regan Lee “The Lesbian Pirate” Wolf
Herbert Williamson: Cav secret squirrel
Terry Sallada, phony POW in York, PA
Here are the original 96 candidates for last year’s Ballduster McSoulpatch Memorial Stolen Valor Tournament;
Albert “Sensei Dick Munch” John
Alex “Subway Sandwich Shop Commando” Popovic
Andrew “Purple Heart Plates Phony” Bryson
Andrew “7.62 done killed my cap” Santee
Ane “Bikini Special Forces” Loyola
Angel “Snagletoothed Douchasaurus” Ocasio
Anthony “The Saginaw Forrest Gump” Vanderhoof
Asleigh “Shrapnel slit my throat” Martel
Ayush “Major in the Navy SEALs” Arora
Bill “Psychic SEAL” Brockbrader
Bob “Bolivian Field Mouse” Duft
Brandon Lee “Phony Billionaire, shops at $1 store” Price
Brian “Pound me in the ass Prison Bitch” Culp
Brian Leonard “T-Shirts and Tattoos make you a SEAL” Creekmur
Carl John “Hero of Every Pacific Battle of WWII” Pequignot
Christopher “Buffalonian Occutard” Simmance
Dallas “Flying Assclown” Wittgenfeld
Daron “burned my 3 year olds butt” Soard
Darrel “Infidel Sniper” Tracht
David Garcia “Not so Trusty” Diaz Jr
David “Toys and Total asshats” Lebrun
Delroy “The only phony Coast Guard vet in History” Bowe
Derek Kent “X-acto knife Recon” Rose
Derek “Mutant Strain of GWS” Walls
Dominic “Blue Neck Gator” Gallegos
Eliut “Mitigational Fiction” Lopez-Enriquez
Fermijon “Maggots and Rice” Marrero
Gary “The man loves a parade” Spors
Graham “IVAW Ranger Brigade” Crumpner
Gregory John “Trident and trim” Schaffer
Gregory “Slats the Euro-weenie Marine” Leveau
Herbert “Cav Secret Squirrel” Williamson
Jackie Lee “What’s a forged DD214 between friends” Climer
Jacob “read my plates bitch!” Cruze
Jake “I rethunk whether I was in Astan” Dilberto
James “Jumpmaster Noflash” Bryan
Jasper Land “My moustache alone is SF qualified” Holland
Joe T. “the T is for Theft by Deception” Joseph
John “Mayor/Aquatic Secret Squirrel” Spodofora
Jomathan “The Cock Inhaler” Sharkey
Jorge “Columbian Medal of Valor Recipient” Cruz
Joseph “Who wouldn’t go AWOL from Jersey” Coyle
Kasie Michelle “Warr Bunnyy” Benson
Ken “Tri-recycled 18B Wannabe” Aden
Larry “The Round Marine” Gugle
Larry “Cambodian Drummerboy” Marquez
Lehn Joseph “The Long Road to Stolen Valor” Bundrick
Leo “Half my Squadron Died” Webb
Lt. Taylor “Zombie Ballduster” Kent
Marc “Gunshot in Grenada” Restucci
Mark Seymour “Wookin fa nub with a falsified ID card” David
Matthew “The Tattooed Phony” Beck
Melanie Evalena “Meth made me ugly” Gutermuth
Micaiah “Marine Terrorizer of OWS” Dutt
Michael Allen “Gwinnett County Grifter” Bradshaw
Michael “8 tons of frijoles” Frisoli
Mike “The dirty Cohiba sucking Major” Kronos
Mike “Goth Special Forces” Wilson
Nathan “upside down ribbons” Seal
Paul “PTSD Counselor” Schroeder
Paul “Prince Chumming” Tillson
Richard “Senator Dickenthal” Blumenthal
Richard “Gunny Recon Seal Truck driver” Lyons
Robert “Headmaster with a Dishonorable Discharge” McDowell
Robert “72 medals and a dump truck to carry them” Vaughn
Ronnie Glenn “Wheelchair Security Guard” Eddings
Ryan “Door to door phony” Brashears
Shedrick “Homeless SEAL” Burgess
Stephen “I done faked a GED” Chase
Stephen Frank Cio “The Fourth most dangerous NDSM recipient in the world” Burrel
Terry “From a cage to Ice Cream Man” Sallada
Thomas “Colonel, Lawyer, Minister, CEO, Phony” Hughes
Thomas “Rolling Thunder Jackass” Lowry
Thomas “45 is the new 18″ Montgomery
Timothy “Durango + Delta = Douchebag” Oliver
Tony “The Pushup Machine” Trimble
Father Time, now with more bling
Fatty McQuartermillion Pounder
Warren “Vietnam, Missouri” Parker
