I Am Voting Democrat Because…

| August 12, 2008

This is classic, go read it all and feel free to add your thoughts.
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I’m voting Democrat because: I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I’m voting Democrat because: I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I’m voting Democrat because: I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

I’m voting Democrat because: I believe that paying $4.00 a gallon or more is no reason to drill for the mountain of oil we are sitting on in THIS country. We wouldn’t want to have to move a couple of Polar bears now would we?

I’m voting Democrat because: when we pull out of Iraq , I trust that the bad guys will stop what they’re doing because they now think we’re good people

I’m voting Democrat because: I like it when planes fly into buildings full of civilians. I want to see more of that.

I’m voting Democrat because: I don’t want a stimulus check to spend. Let the government spend it for me.

I’m voting Democrat because: freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I’m voting Democrat because: I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’m going to marry my Brother.

I’m voting Democrat because: I don’t want to eat poison food and drink dirty water. We all know Republicans love that stuff. Ever wonder why the most left wing country in the World (China) is polluted?

I’m voting Democrat because: I believe that when the terrorists don’t have to hide from us over there; when they come over here I don’t want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.

I’m voting Democrat because: I believe that churches should only be allowed for political speeches.

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  1. Bill says:

    I am voting Democrat because I do not belive in CHRISTMAS

  2. Bill says:

    I am voting Democrat, because I like the fact that our country is fastly approching an Energy Crisis and my elected officals decided that their personal vaction is more inportant than the lively hoods of the Americans.

    And I think it is more im po tant to keep giving the towel head arab rat bastards our America MONEY

  3. Bill says:

    I am voting democrap because I am a RAT COMMY BASTARD and you SHOULD BE ONE TOO

  4. Jodi says:

    because 4 years of experience in the Senate is enough to be the leader of the free world!!

  5. Rooney says:

    I’m voting Democrat because chicks dig it. Republicans get no action.

    Disclaimer- I’m actually not voting and get no action either.

  6. Steve from Greensboro says:

    I’m voting Democrat for the following reasons:
    1) because the world owes me,
    2) because I should not have to get up in the morning and go to work,
    3)because I should be able to lay in bed all day and eat doughnuts and smoke weed,
    4) because I believe in a national government-subsidized fellatio program,
    5) and finally because I want an affirmative action president, someone who less qualified to be president than me.

  7. screwed citizen says:

    Gee what a choice,Obama or Hillary,a senator from NY who didnt do anything or a politician from Chicago who hasnt done anything either,what a great resume.And they want to lead this country,Oh well if Jimmie Carter did,so can they.

  8. Dean57 says:

    I’m voting Democrap because I would love to be in the middle of a threesome with Barbara Boxer and Nancy Pelosi. And have the event catered and subsidised by the government as Performance Art.

  9. MC says:

    I’m voting Democrat because I dislike Jesse Jackson, and Jesse Jackson hates Obama. (Or were those “the microphone is off” comments just meant for those that dislike Jesse Jackson to think that Obama’s alright JUST ’cause Jesse is dissin him?)

    Oh, hell! If Obama can keep the perpetuators of racial turmoil, Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, quiet while he’s in office, as quiet as they have been during his campaign, he’s got my vote! THAT’S ONE THING THAT McCAIN CAN’T DO!

  10. BT says:

    I’m voting Democrat because we’ve already given America away to illegal immigrants. I don’t care if I can’t feed my children as long as I can feed their children. It doesn’t matter if my kids don’t get an education as long as the illegal immigrants are well taken care of…

  11. monkeynut says:

    I’m voting Democrat because we should all be ashamed to be American.

  12. jan says:

    l am voting democrat cause l want a president that takes more taxes from me and gives it to the poor souls that can’t do anything for themselves except to have more babies and hang in the street corner drinking beer.

  13. Brian says:

    I’m voting democrat because I’m tired of managing my money, family, and health care. It will be soooo much better once we join the ranks of China and Cuba. We are way too stupid to do things for ourselves

  14. R H says:

    If I don’t vote Democrat, the Chicago mob will make sure my dead grandmother does!

  15. Dave in teh ATL says:

    I will vote Democrat because terrorists are people too, and Democrats will be sure to represent them and make sure that their voices are heard. It isn’t fair how everyone hates them! They want the same things that all of us want. 13th century war-lord mentality, religious fervor governing everything, lopping people’s heads off, torturing women for spilling coffee, etc…

  16. Joe says:

    I’m voting Republican because: I believe the government will do a better job of spending our children’s future into debt that they will never be able to pay.

    I’m voting Republican because: I do not value the Constitution of These United States and believe that our founding fathers were jerks to give the people the rights that they did. Thank God for the Republicans who corrected this mistake by destroying the very concepts that this country was built uponn.

    I’m voting Republican because : I believe that the environment is a sham and that the large corporations have every right to poison the air, water and earth an to take what they want at no cost on public lands. That the corporations should have exclusive use of ALL lands both public and private.

    I’m voting Republican because: Then we can violate all laws both domestic and international and attack countries we disagree with to impress the “Republican” values on those who we conquer. If Hilter did it, if the communist can do it so can we as Republicans.

    I’m voting Republican because: As good war mongering Republicans we can send missiles into other countries and kill innocent women, men and children. I want to see more of that such as the 1.2 million innocent people that have been killed in the Republican war of aggression against Iraq.

    I’m voting Republican because: I want higher taxes and free give aways of my wages and taxes to corporations who really don’t need the money to outsource their labor market to other countries where wages are much cheaper. Who really cares about the American laborer ?

    I’m voting Republican because: Republicans have done such a fine job of passing legislation to restrict what an American can say against the Republican government, and have controlled the news media with threats and intimidation.

    I’m voting Republican because: I want to control the justice system thereby controlling which laws I have to follow if any. If I don’t like something then I can get it changed to suit my situation.

    I’m voting Republican because: Republicans will let and condone same sex unions, and support same sex marriages.

    I’m voting Republican because: Republicans have insure that scientific evidence is not valued, have put political appointees in position in the so called environmental protection agency who do not have the qualifications to flush a toilet. That the amount of pollution in streams, air and the earth have increased due to the legislation of our current administration which in turn is a great population control method.

    I’m voting Republican because: There are not enough terrorist in the world and the Republicans do great work in insuring that there are more and more each day by their criminal actions. This promotes prosperity by the increase production of weapons and ammunition of those American companies who have moved their manufacturing facilities outside of the United States borders. So what if Americans are forced to die in un need wars — it is only the middle class and poor that die leaving more wealthy Americans.

    I’m voting Republican because: Only mega-churches such as the 700 club and Dobson who support the Republicans and condone wars of aggression , the assassination of foreign leaders and Americans should be permitted to be political from the pulpit, all others need not apply.

    I’m voting Republican because: I believe that John McCain is being adequately controlled by being restricted in the use of his cell phone, is able to flip flop in the breeze, and really does not know what he is doing. That John McCain is not able to verbalize a rational sentence on the issues without assistance and forgets three minutes later what he said. Really who could not vote to a guy who offers his wife up for a biker beauty contest in Sturgis!

    I’m voting Republican because: I aspire to be in the position of not knowing how many houses I own, not knowing how many buds I have drank and not knowing where I am.

    and finally,

    I’m voting Republican because: Then I can watch war criminals in action and learn how to violate the federal and international laws without fear. I can also buy 100,000 acres of land in Paraguay, equip it with runways, missile batteries, buildings and expensive houses for when I need to flee the United States of America when the law comes after me. Good going Bush.

    COB6 Wrote: What a complete idiot. But i’ll it stand for others to marvel at.

  17. Jordan Hoffman says:

    id rather assholes like you didnt vote…..

  18. Nancy says:

    I’m voting Democrat because I, too, like Joe come from the planet of “Imamoron”.

  19. I noticed that “JOE” #67, troll that he is, typically signed with an unreachable name. No different than his other tinfoil hat wearing, kool-aid drinking anonymous lib friends.
    To You Joe- You and yours are losers of the highest order. You claim that Republicans follow hitler and cuba. With that thinking you should be rushing to join the Republicans. Your kind has been endorsing their ways for a long time now. Loser, loser, loser. Killed any babies in the womb lately? Saved any heinous rapists from death lately?
    nuf sed