Matthew Beck; tattoo phoniness

| June 22, 2012

Several of you folks sent us this guy’s Facebook page, Matthew Beck. Of course Mary at POW Network was already on him and we’re already waiting on his FOIA, but he’s already sent out some of his “documentation” to folks who’ve been questioning him on his Facebook page. AKO says that he was in 2/3 Infantry at JBLM, but it seems strange to me that someone with all of those tabs would want to go slumming with a bunch of legs.

For example, despite that impressive row of tabs, here’s a picture of him while he was still in the Army in his uniform and there’s no stack of tabs;

He explains that his supervisor, “Daigle”, didn’t like tabs and made everyone take their tabs off their uniforms. Yeah, that would happen. He also claims that this “Daigle” devil made him take off his jump wings, too, but I blew up the picture a bit and the jump wings are there.

Over at the POW Network link, “Daigle” shows up and calls Beck all kinds of liar on Facebook. Ooops. having an open FB page does that to you sometimes.

Anyway, here’s a portion of his DD214 that he sent to someone;

Funny how it cuts off right before the “Block 18” where we’d get to see all of schools and accoutrements. But, hey, HazMat driver instructor course is just as grueling as Ranger School, right? Since his MOS (11B20) covers his whole period of service and there’s no mention of 18 series or a Victor identifier, it doesn’t look like he was either in Ranger or Special Forces units even without the “Block 18”.

And here’s proof of his secret squirrel creds;

He looks just like a Haji, don’t he? I’m sure no one knew he was a secret squirrel hairless, pale white boy in the clean right-out-of-the-package man-jammies.

And his ERB;

OK, so he was an infantryman, he earned a CIB, a Purple Heart and a Valorous Unit Citation (which is like giving everyone in the unit a Silver Star). Why can’t that be enough?

I wonder if there’ll be a line of folks to volunteer to help him remove those tattoos before that art causes him a serious ass-stomping.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Crimean War Protestor aka A Proud Infidel says:

    Mr. Fire is being nice to you, I’ve seen much more coherent grammar from fourth graders!

  2. Hack.Stone says:

    Boy, that really hurt to read. My AFQT dropped ten points reading it. Just like the advice we consistently give to Psaul, you need to heed it. Spellcheck is your friend! After reading that classic piece of literature, my High School English teacher would be required to commit ritual suicide.

  3. Gramary says:

    Seriously dude I have seen people get shit on everywhere they go. Do you know what the common factor in all of that was? They were fucking shit bags. Your entire erb reeks of complete bullshit. You spell like you got dropped on your head from a skyscraper and you were an NCO? Get the fuck out of here.

  4. Green Thumb says:

    Seems this clown was busted down a lot. For fighting.

    Think he won any?

  5. NHSparky says:

    @99–I could have eaten a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out something more readable that what you just put up.

  6. the Al says:

    @Sparky- I think that’s how he “wrote” that………. whatever the fuck that mess was

  7. Green Thumb says:

    Turd boy here is claiming “Classified Ranger” and a Silver Star.

    Knocks all inquiries as being from loser from the 80’s that “have not done enough killing”.

    Claims he assists Vets but unable to give any real specifics; just abstract generalities.

    Also, this clown does not come across as intelligent.

  8. Green Thumb says:

    Turd boy has some new threats but it seems that more and more folks in the Idaho Veterans community are becoming aware of his shitbaggery.

    I wonder why?

  9. Green Thumb says:

    This piece of shit is still rockin’ the lie.

  10. Green Thumb says:

    This stain is amassing supporters.

    But they are also being provided with the truth.


  11. Green Thumb says:

    Word has it that Turd Boy Beck is getting called out by more and more folks.

  12. I just had an extended conversation with one Matt Beck, reached at the number that he offered in comment #99 Above. I asked him basic questions that any Ranger School attendee, graduate or not, could answer. As To his Ranger Tab, he is a “no go at this station. He does not know the name of the Ranger Camp that a student goes to on leaving the Benning/Camp Darby phase, nor the name of the town nearby. He said that he was pulled from school after Darby and deployed to Afghanistan. He does not know the name of the Camp in Florida, nor does he know where Weaver’s Creek is located, nor does he know the length of Ranger School in number of days. He pulled 142 days out of the air. He said that he was sent to Panama City Florida for additional Ranger training. And, the ringer; He does not know his Ranger School Class number. He claims that he was 5th Group Special Forces. He is a turd, and when offered the chance to unphuck himself, he just kept on rambling, saying that his class number was “insignificant”, and that he could consult his Ranger Handbook and the notes therein for particular information.
    Just another phony piece of shit loser.

  13. Green Thumb says:


    It gets better.

    Claims “Classified Ranger, a Silver Star and then says that you, the caller, just has not killed enough. (See above comments). He actually avoids many questions and turns them around.

    Then puts his fiancé on the phone who lays into you about being a shitbag and knowing “what it is about”. And boy, she can cuss. She could challenge an old SGM or such. Then just screams and speaks over you. I pointed out several facts that he was claiming were BS, but I was the one lying and so forth. She is a loser as well in my book. She snagged her a good one, I hope she is proud!

    Phony Piece of shit loser is an understatement.

  14. His Facebook albums show several photos of his bare left shoulder where he is rocking a US Flag tattoo, facing backwards. I thought it might be a photo reversal, but the CIB below it is correct. Also has Jump wings and Air assault badge tattooed there as well.
    See him here:

  15. Sparks says:

    Paid all that money for a tat of the flag on his left arm and damned…he has it retreating! Dumb ass!!!

  16. Green Thumb says:


    Just checked and it is down (Facebook).

    I guess taint boy is monitoring the blog.

    If that is the case, Beck, you are a sad, fat sack of shit.

  17. @#116: I just opened it alright. Perhaps he has blocked you. He is still there.

  18. Looking at the lack of quality in the tattoos, they were probably done by some “weedwhacker” who pounds ink with an old needle, and charges a joint or two for the work. If he paid real money, (any amount), he got screwed.
    Matt Beck, aka Matthew Beck We’re putting your name in the granite that is the altar of St. Goooooogle, you phony asshole. I gave you a chance to unphuck yourself while on the phone with you, and you just kept stuttering and stumbling.
    To the readers, he has offered to ‘splain all this if we just call him, so how about it, let’s see how many different stories he can concoct. Hit him up at: 253-468-4655

    • Green Thumber says:

      He changed the number.

      • Green Thumb says:

        I made a mistake but maybe that is a good thing.

        I am Green Thumb, but can become “Green Thumber” when I am sticking it to poser and their supporters.

  19. NHSparky says:

    @113–typical poseur. Feel a little heat, have your woman do your heavy lifting for you.

  20. rb325th says:

    This fucking douche is still rocking the lies about being a Ranger on his facebook. Why in the fucking hell this guy found it neccessary to frigging embellish what on paper looks like an outstanding enlistment! As an E-5 he is placed in a PSG slot… and he is tattooing Tabs on his arm he never earned to make himself feel better??
    Matt, I think your head got unscrewed and you really should try and get that fixed. Seriously, the guy is nucking futs.

  21. Hondo says:

    Well, if you’ve got every record, Beck – just send a PII-redacted copy of your orders awarding you your Ranger Tab, SF Tab, and Silver Star to the address listed in the “contact me” button near the top of the main page.

    And spare us the “those are classified” BS. By design, orders awarding badges/tabs/decorations are never classified. All they say is “Joe was awarded the [badge/tab/decoration in question] effective [date]”. The same is true for the award certificates themselves (the short narrative on those must be written so they’re unclas).

    And if there are no orders – well, then it didn’t happen, fella. Orders are published by the appropriate HQ for award of all badges/tabs/personal decorations.

  22. Green Thumb says:

    Taint boy here is going to go on the road (starting at Ft. Benning) and “whoop” everyone’s collective ass who doubts his claims of shitbaggery.

    I assume he will be taking his poser supporter fiancé as well.

    Be careful, my friends.

  23. Green Thumb says:

    Contact his asspluginess and ask to borrow one of his medals.


  24. Green Thumb says:

    And he will be forever known as “Taint Boy” (or Paint Boy) Slim.

  25. Green Thumb says:

    “Taint Boy” here is still faking the funk.


    And the irony is in the fact that certain doors are closing.

    This clown is just a fucking complete and ignorant dumbass.

  26. Green Thumb says:

    “Taint Boy” can only be happy that the poser quota has picked up a bit.

    Probably thinks that he has “drifted” off…..

    Not so much, Taint Boy.

    And the “Painted Taint Boy” (Paid Rent Boy) looks on……

  27. Green Thumb says:

    I was watching the Olympics and someone mentioned Rigby, ID.

    I thought of this maggot.

  28. Green Thumb says:

    How is that credit problem, Taint Boy?

    Should have just been honest.

    Or wait, hmmm, just remove your shirt and flex your flaccidity!

  29. Green Thumb says:

    Taint Boy gets pissed when you call him and ask him for another story.

    Not the original, just a rendition of such as you need to be entertained.


  30. Green Thumb says:

    Taint Boy is rocking some new threats.


  31. Green Thumb says:

    Taint Boy has changed his number. Instead of stepping up in public like a man and addressing the issues at hand, he continues to gargle balls in private.

    I guess he could not handle the truth, much like his fiancé.

    I wonder how that is working out? What a class act she found.

    Losers. Both of them.

    • rb325th says:

      What a douchenozzle and he leaves his Platoon Sgts numbers up there as “references” as well as a relative…
      From the above link.


      6 purple hearts, 2 bronze stars, 1 silver star, cib , airborne , airassalult, pathfinder, sniper quilfied, ranger quilfied, special forces quilfield

      July 2001

      spent 9 yrs in iraq and the stans south america africa and the middle east, worked for a canadian oil company for 4 yrs as a supervisor

      • Green Thumb says:

        That link is old but it pretty much sums up not only the level of intelligence, but the level of dicksuckery of this fat maggoty loser.

        And I call BS on just about everything on that link w/ the exception of the numbers.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:


  32. LebbenB says:

    Since he’s got all “his” awards and tabs tattooed on himself, he should have a tape measure tattooed around his waist because I’m certain he’s a member of that exclusive military fraternity, The Army Weight Control Program.

    • Green Thumb says:

      I wonder if Taint Boy here gets oak leafs clusters tattooed on his medals every time he “decides” he has “earned” another one?


  33. Green Thumb says:

    Taint boy here has “reconnected” his phone.

    He gets pissed when questioned.

    Give him a buzz and let him know what you think.

  34. CLAW131 says:

    I’m waiting for this “individual” to show up at the barbershop in Rigby at the same time I am there for my once a month haircut. I live only six miles south of Rigby, but so far have not laid eyes on him.

    • CLAW131 says:

      But if he does show up, I will be more than happy to pass on Green Thumb’s verbal identifier for people like him.

  35. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Piss-poor tats to boot, did he have his cellmate do them while he was in jail?

  36. Valkyrie says:

    I’ve always found it helpful, when looking for a job, that you at least be able to spell something correct besides your name.

    I guess I missed this guy the first time around. I was busy “cutting my teeth” on our favorite chew toy back then. Anywho! It’s my one year anniversary of finding TAH! Yay me, and you lucky people. Haha!

    • Hack Stone says:

      Congratulations on your one year anniversary. Another two years, and you’ll rate a GCM. Speaking of anniveries, we are approaching the one year commemoration of the debut of the Wickre man. Seem’s like only yesterday that he wasn’t totally batshit and terminally unemployed.

  37. NavCWORet says:

    Apparently, his “fiance” rolled out on him. His April 16 FB post:
    “What a fkn day, been up since 6am running my dad around paying his bills all day, and I come home to my ex girlfriend Moving out saying I’ve been fkn a bunch of chicks to include Shannon searle, Brittany Weeks, and more to follow, this was a Huge fkn shocker to me, sorry if I talk to friends and vent about stuff, I guess being a fkd up disabled vet, that’s taking care of his dad after his hip just got replaced, and you and your two teenage sons for the last yr. I’m no longer able to have friends, or talk to people. I don’t drink or go out because of my ptsd, and the only vices I have are I like to fish, hunt, camping, shooting guns, boating, and would like to have more friends come over for family bbqs, but instead off saying any thing to me, your dad called me I thought it was about, fishing, but more of an ass chewing and saying he’s moving you out this weekend?? Ok wtf? I guess it’s what ever., but I pull into the drive way with my dad after running errands all day and your emptying out the garage and your stuff ok. What an awesome day, anyone elsE want to kick me while I’m down here’s your chance.”

    • Marine_7002 says:

      “sorry if I talk to friends and vent about stuff, I guess being a fkd up disabled vet, that’s taking care of his dad after his hip just got replaced, and you and your two teenage sons for the last yr. I’m no longer able to have friends, or talk to people.”

      Well, he got one out of three right. He is indeed “fkd up.”

      And it’s no wonder he can’t have friends. Lying asswipe poser shitbags usually don’t know many people who will lower their standards enough to admit even knowing said shitbags, much less be friends with said shitbags.

      Congratulations, Beckwipe. Karma delayed, but karma not denied.

    • NHSparky says:

      Wish I had seen that a few days ago. I would have been more than happy to oblige him when he wanted other people to kick him while he was down.

      And again with the PTSD card? Bitch, please. Get help if you need it, but most folks I’ve encountered with it simply don’t go around spouting off about it on FB.

  38. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Beck in the Habibbi man-dress? Must know all about “the joy of being the fat bottomed boy”!

  39. Green Thumb says:

    Glad the fiancé split. Good move on her part.

    Taint Boy Slim here is still rocking the lies.

    • lg says:

      I couldn’t get out of there soon enough!! This guy hdd more stories than anyone I’ve ever met. Including the lies about taking care of me and my sons. He is full of Crap. I took care of him, his dad, his daughter, and even his niece while having a full time job. I got nothing in return but lies!!

  40. Green Thumb says:

    Taint Boy here has some new threats.

    But alas, they are as weak as he is.


  41. Karol M. says:

    It’s dirtbags like this I wish I would encounter when I’m off my meds. What a piece of shit fuck. Someone kill him before he reproduces.

    • Green Thumb says:

      I do not think he got the chance to reproduce.

      It seems that his fiancé learned he was a meatgazing dirtbag and split.

  42. Green Thumb says:

    I wonder if this loser has stocked up on any more tattoos?

  43. ArmyATC says:

    Matthew Beck still got all the lies up on his resume page.

  44. Green Thumb says:

    Taint Boy here says that because he has multiple Afghanistan tours no one has the right to challenge him.

    No shit.

    And he gets really pissy when you ask him about it.

    My best guess is this maggot is still up to his bullshit.