Sings the Craven? “Nevermore!”

| June 27, 2012

Well, at least not on “America’s Got Talent.”  It looks like Timothy “The Craven” Poe has been cut from the show.

“I don’t know that he holds up to other singers on this show at all,” said judge Howie Mandel while evaluating Poe.

I can understand that.  I’d guess it’s hard to sing your best when you’re looking over your shoulder all the time.  Or when you can’t look anyone in the audience in the eye.

Karma can be a bitch sometimes, Timmy-poo – can’t it?

Now, let’s wait and see see what your FOIAs from the NPRC and MN ARNG say when we they come back.  They’re currently in the works.

Category: Dumbass Bullshit, Phony soldiers, Shitbags

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  1. Joe Williams says:

    I still wanted to see Po{S}e{R} booed off the stage in front of a national TV audience.

  2. NHSparky says:

    Nice to see that just because he’s out of the limelight (for now) he’s still not out of the shit.

  3. Ex-PH2 says:

    Yes, karma can truly bite you where it hurts the most.

  4. PintoNag says:

    Old performers never die…they just change venues. Don’t worry folks! He’ll be back.

    Just as soon as he decides on his next scam.

    (Yes, the first part of that was sarcasm.)

  5. ScalpelShepherd says:

    And if he comes back, we’ll be ready to bitch slap him back into the hole he crawled out of.

  6. Marine_CWO says:

    A quote from a recent interview with him:

    “B-b-b-b-ut I d-d-did e-e-e-a-a-r-r-n th-th-th-those m-m-m-ed-ed-ed-als, e-e-e-every one of-of-of th-th-th-themmmmm!”

    [satire, of course]

  7. TPM says:

    Not to start any flames (winks to admins) but having Howie shut you down on national TV has to hurt. Only person whose talent is even more minimal would be Sharon Osbourne’s. Poe, you been served. I wouldn’t want Stern on me back, either.