Kanye West, Kim Kardashian are “terrorists”

| June 29, 2012

Yeah, I love my neighbors here in West Virginia. They think I reverse-engineer alien technology and work with aliens in rubber masks. And then there are guys like Jonathan Lee Riches, also known as Gino Romano, who has filed a lawsuit which claims that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are “terrorists”, and he knows that because he caught them training in an al Qaeda training camp in West Virginia, sez the West Virginia Record;

“On 6/17/2012 I was in West Virginia, deep in the hills, and I stumbled upon the defendants who were at an Al-Qaeda secret training camp, where Kris Jenner organized this operation and senior members of Al-Qaeda were there, including #2 Ayman al-Zawahri, Richard Reid’s cousins, Johnny Walker Lindh’s parents and Al Shabab.

“And on this day Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Kanye West and Bruce Jenner all plead allegiance to Al-Qaeda. They burned the U.S. flag, stomped their feet on Barack’s picture. Then Kanye West performed a concert for all the Al-Qaeda members.”

Riches continues, alleging that all of the Al-Qaeda members drank “Jim Jones juice” and that the defendants got shovels and were “digging coal and fracking at mines in West Virginia to get fuel to make Weapons of Mass Destruction” and that Kris Jenner was “enriching uranium.”

I know it sounds like a TSO post, doesn’t it? But, no, it’s a legal filing. But it couldn’t be TSO because numbskull also names New England Patriots Coach Bill Belichick as one of the terrorists, so TSO is right out.

But you should go read the whole story – it’s chocked full of nutty goodness.

Category: General Whackos

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  1. Hondo says:

    Sounds to me like Riches has been drinking a little bit of that “Jim Jones juice” himself . . . .

  2. Just Plain Jason says:

    I needed a laugh after reading the opinions on the Obamacare decision. A penalty is not a penalty when you really mean it’s a tax but call it a penalty and non participitation is participation because you will need to anyway… At least this kinda makes sense.

  3. Flagwaver says:

    This guy sounds a few crackers short of an MRE…

  4. Old Trooper says:

    “They think I reverse-engineer alien technology and work with aliens in rubber masks.”

    Oh, we know……we know, mister!!

  5. Ex-PH2 says:

    It’s nice to see that Mr. Riches has a hobby that keeps him busy.

  6. Old Trooper says:

    How fast do his lawsuits get thrown out of court? I mean; any judge with 3 working brain cells would toss this into the circular file without even putting down his sammich.

    There has to be something on the books that could get him thrown into the rubber room; isn’t there? Or, at least get him barred from continuing to file frivilous lawsuits?

  7. HM2 FMF-SW Ret says:

    I knew it! There was just something you couldn’t trust about the Kardashians.

  8. RangerX says:

    Well they are partially responsible for the destruction of civilization as we know it…..

  9. Hondo says:

    Uh, Old Trooper . . . the article says he’s in the “Federal Medical Center in Lexington, KY.” While that could be a misprint for “Federal Correctional Center”, it could also mean he’s in the prison’s psyche ward – which would explain much.

  10. ROS says:

    http://www.bop.gov/locations/institutions/lex/index.jsp

    It’s no misprint; that’s the prison’s name.

  11. Hondo says:

    Thanks, ROS. Turns out FMC Lexington is a BOP Administrative facility. It was formerly an inpatient hospital for the treatment of drug addiction and per Wikipedia (caveat lector) still appears to have medical and psyche housing units. It was also a psychiatric hospital until 1998, but most psychiatric patients were moved elsewhere after an incident that year. Perhaps they still treat a few non-violent head cases there.

  12. ROS says:

    No problemo. I’m thinking Mr. Riches-Romano should proooobably go back – forcibly.

  13. Just Plain Jason says:

    I didn’t know that Star Trek aliens were such a treat to our civilization…badoom sha! Gawd I gotta get my meds upped…things are fucking crazy.

  14. Yat Yas 1833 says:

    I bet if Riches’ parents get divorced they’re still brother/sister, niece/uncle, daughter/father & granddaughter/grandfather!? As for the Kardashians, they’re certifiable idiots and purported sluts but terrorists? None of them are smart enough!!!

  15. Squid Wiz says:

    Apparently hes filed over 5000 legal petitions.

  16. Marine_7002 says:

    Give him a bottle of vinegar to spray in the air, and tell him that will keep the terrorists away. That’ll keep him so busy that he won’t have time to file any more frivolous bullshit lawsuits.

    It works for chemtrails, right?