Bryan H Austin; sicko phony

| July 7, 2012

Ken sent us a link to POW Network’s post about Bryan H Austin, who was apparently flaunting his phony finery in Milwaukee Mitchell airport, wearing an Army ACUs uniform with Lieutenant Colonel rank, a special forces tab, as well as 82d and 101st unit patches. Apparently someone confronted him for ID and when he couldn’t produce any, he was taken into custody. It looks like he was using the stuff to get discounts and free stuff from well-meaning folks.

POW Network says that he also used his phony stories to move in with women and leach off of them until they toss his ass out. I don’t understand that. I have real stories that never got me laid, how do these phonies do that? But I never wore ACUs in the airport – with LTC rank.

But, apparently, after the authorities arrested him for the fraud attached to the uniform, they searched his computer and found 11 pictures to charge him with “Capture an Image of Nudity“, whatever that means.

I’m sure this will trigger a bunch of “I know that guy” comments when the post hits the search engines.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Anonymous says:

    And by the way to all of you, he never did anything to kids

  2. O-4E says:


    Suck that weirdo cock all you want

  3. Anonymous says:

    If you have such a life why are you on here stalking what people post?

  4. Anonymous says:

    If you have such a life then why are you stalking what people comment?

  5. O-4E says:


    My prerogative. Maybe I just had surgery for a service related injury and I’m at home on convalescent leave recovering…chilling..watching movies…and keep this blog open. Busting your balls.

    But heck..I am felony free and my PO doesn’t have to approve my use of technology or the internet. Unlike your buddy boy.

    Or maybe I’m a weirdo pervert stalker like your butt buddy. Does it really matter?

  6. stumpysdog says:

    stumpy, you got a dog? i bet the little bastard has pink ribbons in his hair…

  7. ExHack says:

    Guy was a peeper. And, derivatively, a peter-pumper.

    Now he’s a peter-PUFFER.


  8. Hack.Stone says:

    Anonymous@549: “You haven’t met him and that website doesn’t tell you the whole story.”

    So, make like Paul Harvey, and tell us the “rest of the fucking story”. Is he a member of The Lucky Sperm Club? Does he have a fleet of Jaguars. Time and time again, someone comes on here to tells us we don’t know the whole story, and when asked for the whole story, they go Harpo Marx on us. I am still waiting for the ROTS regarding Grady Nations.

  9. Anonymous says:

    Holy ballz, Batman!

  10. Anonymous says:

    @exhacker he was any of those things and he definitely wasn’t a fuckin freak.

  11. Green Thumb says:

    Any new updates on this tickle monster?


  12. NHSparky says:

    GT–last I heard, Bubba was banging Bryan’s ass so hard he almost gutted him like a trout the other night.

  13. ByrdMan says:

    I just read that whole thread.

    That’s entertainment!

  14. anyone says:

    I know the victim in this case, and while it did not (thank God) have to do with kids, it had everything to do with violating someone multiple times and in multiple ways and doing so to such an extreme that it resulted in him being charged with ELEVEN (11) felonies. Not to mention the history this guy has in violating and manipulating people, not just women, for his own gain. Those other things may not have been illegal in a court of law, but they were unethical, immoral and WRONG no matter how he tries to convince you otherwise. Everybody makes mistakes, but doing the same horrible things, over and over, to multiple people because you CAN? I don’t think so. And if that isn’t the definition of a “freak,” I don’t know what is.

  15. Green Thumb says:


  16. NavCWORet says:

    Wow, pot/kettle.
    [quote]Fuck all of you. You just have no fuckin life and you need to get one. You haven’t met him and that website doesn’t tell you the whole story. But your (you are or you’re) just to (too) fuckin dumb to relize (realize) that you no life son of a bitch. And #547 I’m none of them. I’m just somebody that knows the whole fuckin story and support him. I’m not some lowlife son of a bitch like all of you.[/quote]

    Wow, three spelling/grammar errors in one sentence and he calls US dumb. By the way, if you’re going to use “fuckin” to make yourself appear redneck, at least have the decency to use the apostrophe (fuckin’) or spell it out (fucking).

  17. Hack.Stone says:

    Anonymous@549, what are you doing, writing War And Peace? You told us on July 11 “I’m just somebody that knows the whole fuckin story and support him. I’m not some lowlife son of a bitch like all of you”. We are just a bunch of low life sons of bitches that don’t know squat, since we get all of our intel from court records, the military and newspapers. So enlighten, Einstein, give us the “whole fuckin story” so one we can aspire to be like you, an internet troll that defends a convicted sex offender.

  18. Green Thumb says:

    549 probably was “LTC” BH Austin’s personal spunk-hole cleaner.

    He is probably upset that he has limited (supervised) access to BH.

    Do correctional facilities grant conjugal visits to gay lovers?

  19. TheCloser says:

    @549- Explain why your friend was in an airport dressed up as an Army Lieutenant Colonel? Because he could?

  20. LowlifeSonofaBitch says:

    @549 – If you wish, explain how the court record could be wrong. If not, kindly leave and go eat a heaping bowl of dicks.

    @566 – You wrote: “Not to mention the history this guy has in violating and manipulating people, not just women, for his own gain. Those other things may not have been illegal in a court of law, but they were unethical, immoral and WRONG no matter how he tries to convince you otherwise.”

    I’m betting they were illegal. He just didn’t get caught/charged.

  21. anyone says:

    @572 – That’s true. I know one of the most recent included destruction of property.

  22. Anonymous says:

    @572 Why the hell should I tell you the story if your just going to twist it around into a fuckin lie because thats all you people do here.

  23. Nik says:


    Why the hell should I tell you the story if your just going to twist it around into a fuckin lie because thats all you people do here.

    If it’s truth, it can’t be twisted to a lie.

    You’ve got nothing except a big mouth and no truth.

  24. Anonymous says:

    @575 that’s such a fuckin lie. Anything can be twisted into a lie. I know people who have done it so yes it can be done

  25. Green Thumb says:

    I wonder how LTC BH Austin is celebrating this fine day?

  26. Green Thumb says:

    BH Austin should be receiving some turkey in his two-hole over the holidays!

  27. Green Thumb says:

    How’s that turkey leg and gravy treating you, maggot?

  28. Hack.Stone says:

    He has plenty of activities to keep him busy. The first day of his latest incarceration, he told friends on the outside that he was on the prison softball team. His cell mate said that Austin will be catching while the cell mate will be pitching.

  29. Green Thumb says:

    I am curious how that rectal re-sizement therapy is going.

  30. james mcnaughton says:

    Mr Green Thumb Why don’t you crawl back into thd hoe u climbed out of

  31. Anonymous says:

    Hey Green Thumb, why don’t you take that green thumb out of your fuckin ass and stop being such a god damn dick.

  32. Brownwolf says:

    Sockpuppets! Where is the spray?

  33. A Proud Infidel says:

    Hmmmm,… Sockpuppeting again, BH Austin? Bubba & Thor will take care of you! Remember that lots of assholes get straightened out in prisons every day!! Now’s the time for you to start rehearsing screaming “*WEEEEEEEEEE!*, *WEEEEEEEEE!*”…

  34. Marine_7002 says:

    @583 Well, well, well. A sockpuppet for Mr. Austin. What’s your major malfunction? You related somehow?

  35. rb325th says:

    Awww GT has a fan club. Only problem with that is they are fucking poser supporting scumbags. Does Bryan toss y’alls salad?

  36. Green Thumb says:

    “LTC” BH Austin:

    Wash yourself in the public toilet before you speak with me.

    You diseased, dirty sack of shit.

  37. Green Thumb says:

    And I forgot:


  38. OWB says:

    Read that and burst out laughing. Such churlish behavior, but funny.

    And, while I don’t usually speak for others, in this instance am confident that GT will being adding those suggestions to his list of things to do. Uh-huh, sure he is. And you’re going to hold your breath until he does, right?

  39. A Proud Infidel says:

    BH Austin, public bathroom “toe-tapper”!!

  40. Green Thumb says:

    We need to get a wanted picture posted for this sack of shit.

    Key phrases and words include: pedophile, keep your pants up within 50 feet, always watch your children around this man, be wary of photographs, etc.

    But wait, is he not still in the clink?

    Tainted meat.

  41. Green Thumb says:

    What’s up there Backdoor Austin?

    Word has it that your getting all you can in the can in the can.

    Better be safe and use protection!

  42. Anonguy says:

    Why the fuck are you guys still fucking stalking this? Seriously? It’s done and over and your just sittin on your ass writing stupid ass comments like this.

    • Jonn Lilyea says:

      Yeah, until you made that comment, no on had commented for two months. Attention whore you are.

    • HS Sophomore says:

      Hi Bryan. No, nobody’s stalking him or paying any attention to him; we just keep the article on the web, same as every other post that’s ever been written here. Well, amend that; we WEREN’T paying attention until you necromanced this thread back to life. Stupid you are; breed you should not.

    • Green Thumb says:

      “LTC” BH Austin must be on work release.

      Making a few extra bucks gargling balls down on Third and Main.

    • MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

      Why … Because this is a Vets/Mil/Stolen Valor Issues Blog … And you have just lit a flare in the mid of the night!

      The subject above is a POS and has NOT paid the piper yet and you are a MORON of any state’s mental institutions.

      Any friggin’ question?

      Did not think so.

      Carry on TAH!

  43. Green Thumb says:

    Shitbag Austin just be working heavy sacks hence his silence.

    Probably digging it too.

    • ChipNASA says:

      I hear that Bryan actually was working as a prep cook…… tossing salads.

      • Green Thumb says:

        And taking pictures of women and young kids.


      • Green Thumb says:

        You are probably closer to the truth than you know.

        I actually wonder what his prison “job” is?

        My best guess is working in the chow line wearing a hair net scooping the daily special onto plates as he gets eyeballed (and eventually cornholed” by fellow convicts wanting to break a piece of meat off in his mushhole.

  44. Green Thumb says:

    I wonder if Cody Stermer is this assclown’s pen pal?

    Looking for a little action upon release, aren’t you BH?

    I bet with his time in the can, taking it in the can, all he can, he will pass along some of his intimate knowledge and techniques to Cody Boy.


    • annoyed says:

      Green Thumb… Why don’t you just let it go. Bryan is in prison. You got what you wanted. No one has posted in over two months but you always have to keep it going. You are the scum.

      • NHSparky says:

        Fame is fleeting.

        Notoriety is forever.

        Deal with it.

      • Green Thumb says:

        Screw you and the pedophile, BH Austin.

        That turd had a chance to at least attempt to rectify the situation, and did not.

        I hope he really enjoys swapping stories with his new roommates about how he likes taking photos of unsuspecting women and little kids.


      • Sparks says:

        annoyed…Our house, our posts, our rules. You have obviously been following this to know it was quiet for two months. So get off your high horse and give Bryan a conjugal visit if you love him so much. In the meanwhile…GFY and then GFY again.

        Don’t come in our house and speak to Green Thumb or anyone else like you own the outfit. Screw you and screw Bryan Austin.

        However, feel free to keep following and posting when you’re butt hurt about him and again, you’ll get what’s coming to you.

      • OIF '06-'07-'08 says:

        Go put a sock in it annoyed. We will do what ever is necessary to keep the Google-Fu strong with Brian H. Austin.

        Now then annoyed, Jonn gives you the privilege to come here and post your senseless logic to try and protect Brian. Well it will not work and the pervert Brian H Austin will get all the attention that he wanted by dressing up and playing soldier boy. It is just not the attention he wanted. So, those of us here at TAH will make damned sure that Brian H. Austin receives more than his alloted 15 minutes of fame.

        Now then annoyed, Go Fuck Yourself.

      • Green Thumb says:

        When you see BH next, ask him how that taint tickling technique is working out.

  45. Green Thumb says:

    And hopefully continue the exposure to protect further potential victims of this pedophile.

  46. Green Thumb says:

    Just checking in on you and your poser supporters, BH.


  47. Green Thumb says:

    How is prison treating you, BH?


  48. Green Thumb says:

    I hope that chow line is treating you right, BH. Or maybe you are part of the line? Who knows?

    And what are you thankful for today? All of that extra gravy your getting, I am sure.

    Pedophile Maggot.

  49. Green Thumb says:

    I wonder how “LTC” BH Austin like all of that holiday stuffing and special sauce?