Road to the Fecal Four: Wilson v. Diliberto

| August 8, 2012

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Who will be the third of our Fecal Four?

As an aside:  This one exemplifies the differences in voting, and I sort of expect some heated exchanges in the comments, so I wanted to put in a brief statement if you will allow me.  This isn’t to alter how anyone votes, because I honestly don’t care.  We have here two guys from the different fields of Stolen Valor.  I’ve in the past considered advising principles on how to vote, and immediately abandoned it, because this is in essence a personal decision.  Wilson and Diliberto are both wretched people for different reasons.  Some will find Wilson the more worthy recipient because he’s just so jacked up.  Others will vote Diliberto on the theory he does more damage to actual veterans.  Vote however you wish, but bear in mind that the idea here is two-fold: to have some fun, and expose how widespread a problem this actually is.  Let’s not get too heated about folks who vote under either theory, remember, the “winner” doesn’t actually get anything.

8 Mike “Goth Special Forces” Wilson v.
2 Jake “I rethunk whether I was in Astan” Diliberto


Tale of the Stolen Valor Tape: 2LT wearing the electric strawberry patch but who was also secretely SF:  “Classified · 2006 to 2012 · Needles, California- I can’t talk about my job discription. All I can say is that I was special forces.”

Actual: UNKNOWN, but apparently simultaneous to the military service, he was also “Goth To The MAX!” per his photo album of the same name.

Intangibles: Wilson nods to his ancient ancestors through his use of eyeliner.  Although it subjects him to the constant approbation of his peers who reject him as a “Nancy boy who looks utterly douchetastic” and “You look like the midget version of the bad guy in that movie 300” and “Dude, you look like a total phag” I think clearly he was paying homage to his Egyptian ancestors.

According to a history of eyeliner:

A prominent characteristic of the Egyptian façade for both men and women was the heavily lined eye. Ancient Egyptians used kohl eyeliners produced with a variety of materials including lead, copper ore and antimony, a toxic metallic element. The elements were ground into a paste and applied with rounded sticks of wood, bronze, or glass created for the purpose. Kohl pots were common and used to crush and serve as cosmetic containers for the eye makeup.

Wilson is also a Goth.  While Got chicks can be hot (c.f. chick from NCIS and Rose McGowan in a chain mail bikini) the paradox is that Goth dudes have no shot with them, because they are losers.

As Baudelaire noted in his preface to Flowers of Evil:

It is Boredom! — an eye brimming with an involuntary tear,
He dreams of the gallows while smoking his water-pipe.
You know him, reader, this fragile monster,
Hypocrite reader,—my twin,—my brother!

I would posit he is fragile from compulsive masturbation, and the realization that he’s a disappointment to his parents and his twin, who probably whipped his ass repeatedly when they were kids.

Regardless, if this dude is SF, then Jonn is actually Gabby Douglas.


Tale of the Stolen Valor Tape: US Marine with service in Iraq and Afghanistan.  A political scientist and Christian Theologian, Diliberto is also the cofounder of Veterans for Rethinking Afghanistan.

Actual: Proverbs 19:9, “A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall perish.”

Yeah, not so much on his claims.  Christian Theologian Diliberto never made it into either Iraq or Afghanistan. 

The unit deployed immediately after 9-11 by ship. his leaders put him on duty in the kitchen of the ship where he intentionally lanced his hand to get out of working there. When they got to Pakistan prior to their deployment into Afghanistan, Diliberto locked and loaded his weapon and threatened his corporal which resulted in the unit giving him another NJP action and included a bust to Private. His unit went on to Afghanistan while Diliberto went back to working in the ship’s kitchen.

Intangibles: Nothing pisses me off like a turd like Diliberto claiming refuge in the Christian faith.  Seriously.  Granted a cornerstone is redemption, grace etc, but Diliberto would first have to actually atone for his mistakes, not just compound and obfuscate them.  Take for example this comment left by someone from his unit.  Now, granted it is hearsay.  But assume that this was about you, and that you were a divinity student, wouldn’t you come out and address it?

in reference to the altercation he was involved in inside the barracks, he was bullying a smaller older marine, and when someone his size came calling, it got ugly. He got his ass whooped like the punk he his. he’s a liar, i was actually decent to him, more so than he ever deserved, because i thought i could turn him into a decent marine. His ego and his bs are too much. he can’t be helped. it’s a real tragedy that a news station would put this moron on alongside people who create and change military strategy. he isn’t a combat vet. If larry king ever does a special on midnight firewatch, or njp, that would be the only good time to have this idiot on.

Does that strike you as the kind of person you would want representing either a religious persuasion or a movement?

Revelation 21:8, “…and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone:”

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up, I think I’m cracking up
Am I just paranoid?  Now I’ll go vote.

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  1. Adirondack Patriot says:

    “Diliberto” is now officially a verb.

    It means to lie to such an absurd point, others merely marvel at the spectacle of the liar trying to convince even himself of the veracity of the lie.

    Example: After coming home at 3 a.m. wreaking of skanky stripper perfume and Jack Daniels, Joe diliberto-ed his wife with a story about working late at the brokerage house when a bourbon truck suddenly collided with a stationwagon full of nuns from Our Lady of the Brass Pole named Hunter, Misty and Dakota, all of whom sell perfume to help orphans in Nigeria.

  2. MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) says:

    Eyeliner, Special Forces, LT bars pointing in the wrong direction, a salute straight out of … a salute manual … and a life style based on the well respected and socially accepted GOTH practices …. MY MAN WILSON IS GOING ALL THE WAY!

    Diliberto is just a dick who see himself as a pretty boy and clearly has some deep seated childhood issues that most people would have easily overcome.

    See ya ‘all lader!

  3. Former3c0 says:

    I think Diliberto gets my vote on this one. His intent was more malicious than that poor misguided goth dude. Throw in the supposed bullying, the lying, the self inflicted wound to get out of something, it’s frosting on the shit cake for Diliberto.

  4. Jonn Lilyea says:

    There have been only two of our posers who went on national TV and pronounced their lies, Tim Poe and Jake Diliberto. We’ve been verbally sparring with Diliberto for years when some of his fellow Marines came to us to help shut him up. I give Wilson points for tenacity in that he’s still clinging to the shreds of his lies, but Diliberto will always have a place in my heart. Besides, Diliberto is also buddies with Adam Kokesh and a Paulian.

  5. Mrs. TSO says:

    1. Does this mean you are going to start borrowing my eyeliner?
    2. I could totally see Jonn being the flying squirrel.

  6. Bobo says:

    Dildoberto, just because the damage that he can inflict is far greater than anything that a meth junkie in Needles can do.

  7. Hondo says:

    Have to disagree, MCPO. Goth-boy Mikey is a wannabe who never was. Dildo-man (AKA Jake the Tool) was a f-up who couldn’t hang, but later claimed to be a decorated war vet and made a career based on that lie. Dildo-man in this one.

    FWIW: calling Jake the Tool “Dildo-man” is IMO particularly apropos. He’s such a phoney I can’t in good conscience call him a prick.

  8. Kilo says:

    I rarely hate someone. However, Diliberto is a sleazy POS and I hate him.

  9. PintoNag says:

    Goth-boy is nothing compared to Dilberto; it’s Dilberto all the way on this one.

  10. MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) says:

    Wait … wait … you guys have ME all wrong. This is MY little generous pay back to his life long work. Goth Boy is singularly brilliant, a top notch representative of ALL things gone wrong in society, and quite frankly a historic train wreck that has yet to happen (I am putting my money on a needle or gun accident).

    Now we all KNOW who will win this battle … I just wanted to recognize Goth Bucket for his accomplishemnts.

  11. B Woodman says:

    Dildoberto – what #6 said.

  12. Twist says:

    I forsee Dilberto going all the way!!!!!!!

  13. Old Tanker says:

    I love the chutzpah of Goth/EMO nancy boy boy but Diliberto is just a shitstain assmunch…this one was easy…

    #1 Adirondack….I’m still laughing, nuns selling perfume to help Nigerian orphans…thank goodness I was done with my coffee!

  14. Alberich says:

    Let’s not get too heated about folks who vote under either theory, remember, the “winner” doesn’t actually get anything.

    But…but…campaigning for and against these losers is half the fun! Okay, maybe a third of the fun – with a big chunk left for Sniper’s photoshops and your summaries.

  15. Green Thumb says:

    This was a tough one but had to go with Diliberto.

    Bullshitting the American public takes gall, especially when you have no relevant experience.

  16. NHSparky says:

    As much as I want to see someone from OC take it all, got to go with Dildoberto in this matchup.

    Besides, if TSO is going to use Greenday lyrics, he knows it’s better than even odds that Wilson and Billie Joe Armstrong are long lost brothers…I mean the resemblance…uncanny, I tell ya.

  17. Steadfast&Loyal says:

    Diliberto hands down. Wilson had easy matchups in previous rounds but Dilly has him beat. Not only in depth of the lie BUt there is an element of truth. we all know a good lie needs a bit of truth. Like Jonn said he is also national, but he has also made a living on it.

    Wilson….well…wilson is just a sad sack of shit. Good for him for making it this far.

    we should create a wall and give them all awards our own awards database so to speak…at least they can say they were awarded something.

  18. J11B says:

    people like dilberto are the lowest of the low. lying about their service to forward some political agenda. eyeliner is probably just trying to pick up chicks or get into his call of duty profile a little to seriously.

  19. Steadfast&Loyal says:

    reading TSO’s update to the post I want to add that I hope you can read my sarcasm in my posts. Giving mock sports caster type analysis to the evaluatoin of our lovely posers.

  20. BK says:

    I tried to reach out to the Wilson kid. He’s almost pitiable. He comes from a broken home and has been bullied, to the point where he was arrested after stabbing one of the kids that came to his house to bully him directly. What he’s brought on himself out of all this is a moot point, I guess. The goth-tard thing and burying himself in outlandish fiction kind of point to personality disorders that leave the door open to being rightly and roundly picked on.

    And the sad thing is, *real* service could have been the antidote for his feelings of inadequacy and helplessness. I can’t vote for pathetic, as a guy like Wilson is in a mostly harmless position where next to no one can take him seriously.

    The other dude, though, is precisely the kind of shit that slips by a supine media. If a Republican candidate said, “I had oatmeal for breakfast,” our media can be counted on to look for Wilfred Brimley to back up that account. A vet steps forward who might play into their narrative, on the other hand, and then “what’s fact checking?”

  21. NR Pax says:

    Had to vote for the goth kid. Not many people can rock the eyeliner while in a uniform. Crying shame that he’s not one of those people which makes him all the more hilarious.

  22. Elric says:

    Dilberto has and continues to simultaneously hurt our military and promote himself for money and a fame (infamy). Wilson is just a fucked up kid…granted, he is totally in the wrong but doesn’t compare with Dildo.

    BTW, any chance that we can get this year’s winner (assuming he is still alive) onto “Stars for Stripes? I think they should set aside 2 slots for our finalists (sort like the NCAA Tourney). They certainly wouldn’t feel out of place with the rest of the voyeurs and dilettantes.

  23. SJ says:

    Did I miss/forget who won rounds 1 and 2? Or is that info compartmented? I can’t sleep for wondering if Inhaler and Fatty won their rounds.

  24. TSO says:

    SJ – Friday at EXACTLY noon.

  25. OldSoldier54 says:

    The next round will be tough. Dildo for sure in this one. Goth-boy is just sad …

  26. Ex-PH2 says:

    If either of these clowndogs was anything other than a potato peeler or garbage can scrubber, then I’m a graduate of Marine Recon school.

    However, while I was torn between the two of them, I wasn’t all that torn, so I decided on Doofus Dildoberto.

  27. 679Prig says:

    Damn, the suspense.

    *sigh* without the boobage, I am a sad panda. I will keep calm and carry on, however…

  28. lebbenb says:

    Dilbert-o’s faggotry far and away exceeds that of goth-bottom. Hat’s off to those others that refused to turn their backs on a leadership challenge and tried to square Qberto away.

  29. malclave says:

    BTW, any chance that we can get this year’s winner (assuming he is still alive) onto “Stars for Stripes?

    As contestants or targets?

    I guess it’s too late to see Laila Ali go to town on them this season.

  30. Elric says:

    @29- For entertainment’s sake contestants. I’m thinking more of a Joseph Conrad man hunting type of contest.