Biden and his “homeboy” to rescue your ‘hood

| November 19, 2012

Well, the one good thing about this last election is that we have Joe Bite-Me to give us some blogging material for another four years. Nothing is more embarrassing than a pale white man who tries to be “down” with the culture and uses, even by popular cultural standards, outdated colloquialisms. And Bite-Me was born to it. Apparently, according to the Weekly Standard, he tried to reassure the victims of Hurricane Sandy that they have a “homeboy” on their side. I thought that particular reference died with the Wayans Brother’s In Living Color show, but apparently not.

Although most people think that Bite-Me is referring to the President, the New York Times is more specific that he’s referring to himself;

“This is a national responsibility,” Mr. Biden said, standing before a heap of discarded wood on the Boardwalk in Seaside Heights, N.J.

He promised, referring to himself, that the state had a “homeboy” in the White House.

I don’t know who he’s referring to, and it really doesn’t matter, it just highlights the fact that Bite-Me is an embarrassment who has no business being anywhere near the national discourse. But he fits right in with the rest of the clowns in the president’s inner circle and it’s frightening to think that Bite-Me actually has input to national policy – especially after his miserable failure in Afghanistan which steadily costs us more American lives.

Category: Barack Obama/Joe Biden

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  1. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    Here in the PRM I witness regularly people voting for the worst kinds of humans to represent them. We just elected a know liar and a fraud to the senate to replace an honorable man. We elected a drunk for almost 40 years who left a woman to die after he drove off a bridge, we elected a man whose boyfriend was gay pimp using the congressman’s DC apartment. We continually elect a gigolo. And we let these people lecture us on our “duty” regarding the “morally” correct choices for the nation. And this is just one tiny state, of little consequence nationally.

    The continued success of j4goffs like Biden doesn’t surprise me at all. I wish it did.

  2. NHSparky says:

    When I see 20-year olds trying to be down with the “homies” I kinda laugh to myself and pop in another reference to The Offspring’s, “Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)” song.

    But 70 years old and trying to be all hep and gangsta? Sad. Just sad.

  3. O-4E says:

    One wonders if the VPOTUS is like the Emperor Claudius…who played the stuttering idiot his whole life as a survival mechanism. Then became a very good Emperor after his rise to power when Caligula was killed.

    You never know…Biden may be a Claudius


  4. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    @3 I think I am detecting a subtle piece of sarcasm in your tone…Biden’s as much of a Claudius as Obama is a centrist reformer.

  5. Nik says:

    The only reason Biden is not a significant embarassment to our nation is simple. Nobody, and I mean nobody, takes him seriously.

  6. Ex-PH2 says:

    Joe’s from Delaware. He seems to be suffering from memory loss. What a pity.

    How about if I give him a dollar and tell him to “go home, boy”?

  7. Twist says:

    If Obama is like Nero fidling while Rome burned then Biden is the guy holding the sheet music.

  8. 2-17 Air Cav says:

    Joey has been a moron, a plagiarist, and a weasel for many decades. And you know what? The people of Delaware kept returning him to office. And there’s the rub. We can all agree that he is a horse’s ass and certainly an imbecile BUT Delaware put him in position to be Veep and obama picked him. So, who’s the real jerks? One day, perhaps, Americans will wake up and see that WE are the reason these knuckleheads are in office.

  9. Devtun says:

    Don’t forget…homeboy is articulate, bright and clean. He also has hardwood…Joe promises you the Preezie has a big stick.

  10. Nik says:


    That’s true…and he knows a “big fucking deal” when he sees one. And isn’t afraid to let you know it. On TV.

  11. Twist says:

    How the heck did a link to buy music get on my post?