Douche bag being douchie

| November 19, 2012

Meet Lindsey Stone, a self-proclaimed douchebag. See that picture? She thinks it’s hilarious because she’s being her douche bag self. Of course, she’s at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldiers, and she thinks that doing what she’s doing is like smoking under a “No Smoking” sign.

This is just us, being the douchebags that we are, challenging authority in general

Whose authority, Lindsey? The folks enforcing the “Silence & Respect” are soldiers. The Tomb is property of the Army, more accurately, the soldiers who are interred there. Of course, the sign is just supposed to remind you of your own proper conduct, the proper conduct you were not taught by your parents, apparently. There is no authority to challenge, really, well, except your upbringing, which by the looks of things is lacking.

Of course, the reason that you think this is funny is because popular culture tells you that the more outrageous you are, the more popular you’ll be. I believe your generation calls it “pushing the envelope” or something. Congratulations, Lindsey, you found the outer edge of the envelope, outside the limits of what we as a civilized society will accept.

Of course, Lindsey’s friends told her that she was wrong, but she left the picture up on her Facebook thingie – right through Veterans’ Day, so she wasn’t chastised quite enough to make her feel any measure of shame for her behavior.

Thanks to JP for the link.

Edit by NSOM:

Pending a follow up from Jonn, do not post home contact information for anyone you think may be Stone. It may not actually be her, innocent third parties may live there and just because YOU’RE mentally stable doesn’t mean the next person to read her home address is too. Her workplace and work number are fine, home addresses are not.

Category: Shitbags

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  1. Hack Stone says:

    Thank God for Facebook, otherwise we wouldn’t know how many assholes are actually out there. KMaybe someone can go up to Plymouth Massachusetts and drop a duece on her grandparents grave, and just laugh it off as being a douchebag.

  2. Spade says:

    Somebody needs a taco punch.

  3. SGT T says:

    F@#$ that fat douche

  4. Hack Stone says:

    And to think there is at least one more asshole out there, the shithead that took the photograph.

  5. Justin says:

    I live in massachusetts.. they call them Mass-holes. Liberal fuck-tard douchebag state… pretty much the 99% of them.

  6. USNUSMC Mom says:

    I am a long time reader at this site and have seen many things over the years that annoy or irritate me. Usually I just chalk it up to people stupidly using the right to freedom of speech (which I wore the AF uniform for 30 years protecting), freedom of expression, whatever. I am also not a violent person. Having said that, I would love to find her and stomp a huge mudhole in her ass and and continue until she sees the error of her ways. I’d probably have to pack a lunch and bring a flashlight

  7. Hondo says:

    Gee, Linsdey – seeing as you like to “push the envelope”, if you predecease me I guess you won’t mind what I plan to do in that case.

    Should you predecease me, I plan to find out where you’re buried and piss on your grave. Just chalk it up to me being an ass and “pushing the envelope” in my own way.

    You can consider that act a message from my father, both of his brothers, three uncles by marriage (one of whom I never met because he didn’t come home from World War II), and a great uncle. All but one of them, unfortunately, are now dead. And yes – they were all veterans.

    So am I. But I’m still here, and can deliver the message for them.

  8. Green Thumb says:

    I apologize in advance.

    Fuck that bitch.

  9. Green Thumb says:

    Maybe she should enlist in the MC.

    I believe it would be good for her education.

  10. Redacted1775 says:

    She’s pushing the envelope of whatever scale she steps on in the morning, that’s for sure. There’s no shortage of ignorant fucking people on this planet, fatass there is living proof of that.

  11. PtolemyInEgypt says:

    From the looks of her, before and after the photo was taken, she was hitting the nearest Wawa to clean them out of Twinkies and Ho-Hos…joke’s on her, because it looks like Twinkie the Kid rides again, but yeesh. Hello, nasty.

    Douchie Douchebag indeed.

  12. Cobalt-Blue says:

    The real shame is that she has no shame.

  13. Nik says:

    “Obviously we meant NO disrespect to people who serve or have served our country”?

    Really? So…screaming at someone’s gravesite is how you show respect? STFU you ugly pig-bitch. I think Hondo’s suggestion (@7) was good, but it doesn’t quite go far enough for me.

    If she dies first…dig the bitch up and move her.

    To a pig-farm.

  14. Frank says:

    Some people are alive simply because it’s against the law to remove them from the gene pool – this is one of them.

  15. The Sniper says:

    I’m thinking of a word that rhymes with “runt”…

  16. Green Thumb says:

    I am middle-aged and am somwhet techinically savy and proficient. Sort of. But it is beyound my scope of comprehension why these fools post this gargabe on facebook, my space, etc.

    They never undersatnd that for every ignorant (stupid) action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

    And hey, I was a History major.

  17. 2-17 Air Cav says:

    Her FB page is now down. I wonder why. Were some people showing her disrespect? That’s odd because she gets her jollies showing others disrespect, especially those of our Fallen who are known, wherever their final resting place, by God alone. There aren’t very many Lindsey Stones in Mass. It shouldn’t be too tough to locate this particular one. I mean it’s all just fun and games, right? It’s a laugh a minute for this chick. She ought to enjoy the onslaught. Her parents probably will too.

  18. Old Trooper says:

    I haven’t commented because I really don’t have anything to say about her and the person who took the picture. It’s indicative of the society we currently live in where people think it’s all about them. They don’t give a shit about anyone else or what affect their actions have on others. It’s all about the “look at me” attitude they have grown up with and their twisted sense of what is respect. They need guidance that they aren’t getting from anyone and I think the thing that we can do is to give them such guidance……………..ok, I know that those who know me are a little shocked by my calm demeanor on this, considering some of my profanity laced rants, but it just isn’t worth me getting all whipped up about. She’s but one douche in a society full of them, like the fat fuck who did several youtube videos bragging about going to Applebees to get a free meal pretending to be a Veteran on Veterans Day.

  19. WkAvngr211 says:

    @15 Calling her that would give her useful purpose in life. Not that I even consider giving her the usefulness.

  20. MAJ Mike says:

    What goes around comes around. Karma is for real and its a real bitch. Get used to it Lindsey.

  21. Jonn Lilyea says:

    Her Facebook page is still up and running.

  22. 2-17 Air Cav says:

    @21. I hit the link and the notice said the page was unavailable. I thought that meant it was down. I’m not FB savvy.

  23. Twist says:

    My parants taught me to never lay a hand on a woman. This female is making me rethink that. I want to throat punch her.

  24. Nik says:

    “They don’t give a shit about anyone else or what affect their actions have on others. It’s all about the “look at me” attitude they have grown up with and their twisted sense of what is respect.”

    The only good thing I see about the direction our society is taking is this; Their “look at me” attitude nicely showcases their shitbag actions. Makes it easier to spot the wastes of human flesh.

  25. OWB says:

    Makes you kinda proud that we allow our insane to walk freely amongst us, doesn’t it? OK, she may not yet be insane, but she might be one day when she finally understands that not everyone finds humor is such behavior. And one day, under some circumstance, it will make a differance to her that this pic will keep her from having something she wants.


  26. Nik says:


    “And one day, under some circumstance, it will make a differance to her that this pic will keep her from having something she wants.”

    Hopefully a job.

    Or better, hopefully she falls for some guy, or girl…hey…it’s the times we live in, who was a Vet or is related to one. Then, when they Google her (cause people do that nowadays), they can find out what kinda doucherella she is and how she shows respect.

  27. Doc Bailey says:

    Some kids obviously didn’t get enough of an ass whooping when they needed it!

  28. LebbenB says:

    What she obviously doesn’t understand is that repect is a two way street. In order to get respect, one first has to show respect.

  29. HellaBacon says:

    What a cunt.

  30. Hinton says:

    Obviously, she can’t understand normal thinking.

  31. LaDonna says:

    Idiots, her weight is fine. Stop being awful and petty. It’s what she’s doing that sucks the big one. I’m with the veteran who wants to pee on her grave.

  32. Anonymous says:

    she works at LIFE — here is a number/email:
    Telephone: (208) 888-

  33. 2-17 Air Cav says:

    @32. Yeah, well, that may or may not be her contact info. Her name is L. Pearce? You know her?

  34. 2-17 Air Cav says:

    “Stop being awful and petty.” Oh, okay. Her weight is fine. Her appearance, however, in that photo is repugnant. She is a self-proclaimed douchebag. She has a perverse sense of humor. She is now afraid and will no doubt seek to consult the authority she claims to despise and no doubt want to attack this blog in some fashion for the free expression she prizes in extending her migddle finger to our nation’s unknown Fallen. The fact that some of us merely lash out with a few well or ill chosen words for her is to their credit. In another place, very bad things would happen to her.

  35. BigRed says:

    Come to find out she took this pic on a WORK trip!! She was on the trip with those she cares for when this was taken! She is nothing but a waste in my opinion!

  36. MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) says:

    “Obviously she meant no disrespect.”

    The problem with douchebags … they were raised by douchebag parents, schooled at douchebag institutions of lower education, and most of their friends are douchebags. Their close relatives are all douchebags, most of the holiday cards and greetings they recieve throughout the year are from fellow douchebags. No doubt their siblings are all douchebags too. They support and vote for douchebags and shop at stores owned by douchebags. When douchebags go to hell, as they all do, they will be in good company … with every other douchebag that had gone before them … kinda like an eternal douchebag association.

  37. Hack Stone says:

    I have been sending this link to a lot of her facebook friends, one even being a Soldier. I am sure that he will have a problem with her envelope pushing.

  38. 2-17 Air Cav says:

    Idaho? Massachusetts? I’m confused. Where does this thing live?

  39. Mr. Blue says:

    This is what Zinn and others have wrought. Of course she has no respect for the honoured dead because all she has ever been taught is “black armband history”. That these men fought for racism, imperialism and Western cultural hegemony… the usual pc bullshit. These aren’t real people to her, much less real heroes.

    Makes me sick.

  40. Anonymous says:

    @32: I’m pretty certain your information is incorrect. She appears to be from the Plymouth, MA, area, and additional (unconfirmed but likely) information on her employer and phone number can also be found online, but it seems overkill at this point. She’s in a world of hurt right now, and deservedly so.

  41. Anonymous says:

    I stand corrected – it appears Anonymous #32 had the right number, though the e-mail address that should have gone with it is:

    Another blog also has information on who apparently took the picture, an employee of the same place. Here’s the management team:

  42. Green Thumb says:


    Right on.

    That is what I have been screaming.

  43. paratruper says:

    This is the type of idiot my husband gave his life for? What an asshat. Stop by Section 60 Lindsey and try this. I’m in a “giving” mood this year.

  44. Military and proud! says:

    She works with handicap adults in Hyannis, Ma. What a freaking MASShole! This twit needs her head checked and her boss needs to see what they have working for them.. Oh, wait the people from Overly sensitive military wives have made sure of her employer being made aware of her shitty disrespectful ways! I have to say I am so angry as I have friends who are buried there in Arlington and my BFF dad and so many more who the hell does this C-Bag think she is going to a grave yard and disrespecting it an then act like the poor little rebel when she is busted! I am shocked that she is just so freaking foolish!!

  45. Sherlock Holmes says:

    Stone, Lindsey – Case/Money Manager at Hyannis……508-418-5668

  46. Mr. Blue says:

    I wonder if she would think burning a cross in front of the White House a hit, transgressive way to be “challenging authority in general”? Or wearing a KKK robe to the MLK museum?

  47. Anonymous says:

    Stone, Lindsey – Case/Money Manager at Hyannis……508-418-5668

  48. Randwels says:

    Bet she wouldn’t yell at a McDonald’s sign like that.

  49. Sherlock Holmes says:

    I have spent the last several hours in my luboratory analyzing and performing experiments with respects to one Lindsey Stone. All results are conclusive and leaves me to conclude with absolute certainty that Linsey Stone is in fact a douchebag.

  50. Hack Stone says:

    She is listed as an employee on this link: Any bets by tomorrow she will be wiped from their directory, ala Larry Sims?