Al Qaeda threatens US and France’s allies

| January 31, 2013

The Washington Times’ Inside the Ring reports that a jihadist website published a fresh warning that they’re planning large-scale operations against the US and other allies of France in their war against al Qaeda in Mali;

“The coming strikes by al Qaeda, with God’s Might, will be in the heart of the land of nonbelief, America, and in France, Denmark, other countries in Europe, in the countries that helped and are helping France, and in other places that shall be named by al Qaeda at other times,” the threat states.

The attacks will be “strong, serious, alarming, earth-shattering, shocking and terrifying.”

They’ll probably strike here while mighty terrorist hunter, Joe Bite Me is in Europe trying to insult every other world leader. I mean, al Qaeda is already in it’s death throes, according to Biden, so they sure don’t want to strike here while he’s still in the country, right? He might unleash his zombie-ninja-robots on them.

Category: Terror War

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  1. Chip@NASA says:


  2. PintoNag says:

    This is my surprised look. Really.

  3. G.W.B. says:

    “Bring Em’ On”


  4. Devtun says:

    N.Korea was hogging the spotlight.

  5. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    Some “accidental” drone strikes on the family homes of some of the prominent aq j3rkoffs would be appropriate….we could blame poor intelligence that indicated the aq member would be visiting family….if the strikes take place around prayer time first thing in the morning you can get maximum casualties. If the families of all of these people are aware they are becoming as legitimate a target as Sunday shoppers in France, London, Lisbon, or Barcelona they might consider releasing information on their turd relatives or risk meeting their god much sooner than anticipated.

    If AQ doesn’t mind targeting my family, I have no quarrel targeting their families.

  6. Ex-PH2 says:

    Well, at least we know they’re coming.

  7. Joe says:

    So you guys are scared of a web posting, and blaming your fear on the vice president?

  8. OWB says:

    So, they feel the need to again (for the what, 7 zillionth time) telgraph that they do not like us?


  9. OWB says:

    Off topic: If the tactic now being used by lefties is that by mentioning something it is claiming a fear of that thing, perhaps we should do the same with them? For instance, they must be afraid of health care, women, fuel, heat, the sun, air, rain, cars, Republicans, veterans, education, etc. Hmmm. Could be a new and fun way to interact with lefties.

    Thanks, Joe! (You don’t mind if I put your bad habit to good use, do you?)

  10. Twist says:

    @7, Reading comprehension, please learn it.

  11. Hondo says:

    Joe: no, that’s not it at all, oh clueless elder man-child. Let me spell it out for you in simple terms – terms so simple even a draft-avoiding liberal could understand:

    Jonn make joke.

    Here’s why it’s a joke, in similarly simple terms:

    1. Joe B say al-Qaeda done. Any fool see al-Qaeda not done (maybe that why Joe B not know).
    2. Now al-Qaeda say they try hurt us. They say they try hurt our friends.
    3. They try hurt us before. So maybe they try again. That mean we should watch them – just in case.

    Simple enough for ya, Comrade Joseph, SHRCGGSRD? Or do I need to “dumb it down” some more?

  12. USMCE8Ret says:

    Hondo, you might want to dumb it down quite a bit more for Joe.

    (Remember, he cannot read or comprehend very well, and my best guess is that he suffered a left hemisphere head injury while rock climbing, hence his aversion to or inability to use logic or comprehend sentences.)

  13. Joe says:

    Or it could just be some loser in a mud hut posting scary stuff on the internet. When Al Qaeda has all but been wiped out, they’l still be some guy who can post threats on a website. Threats, often baseless, are what they do. Why get you panties in a wad over a very public web posting, a nebulous and very general threat, and why drag the vice president into it (I know why – you hate him and won’t pass up any opportunity to take a cheap shot).

  14. Robot Wrangler says:

    Well taking a shot at that bungling fool isnt hard to do. I mean why would I think he is anything other than smart when he makes statements like the reason we need new gun laws is because the government doesnt have the money or manpower to enforce the ones we alreay have…

    The guy is a joke, if he had a clue he gave it away long ago, aaand if you think he is out for anyone other than himself then you are a bigger fool than he is Joe.

  15. Jonn Lilyea says:

    You mean like all of the stuff that was blamed on Darth Chaney, Joe?

  16. Old Trooper says:

    @13: You would fit right in with this administration, Joe, since they thought the same thing about the threats in Libya. Oh, wait, I guess they were real threats, after all. Funny how the administration, along with their boot lickers in the media, and sychophants across the country seem to ignore that little tidbit, yet when it was GWB after 9/11, they couldn’t stop blaming him for not seeing the warning signs and threats from that same mud hut.

    I pity you your ignorance.

  17. Devtun says:

    Early feedback on Hagel confirmation hearing from Freebeacon…

    ‘This Hagel hearing is a disaster’

    Liberals take to Twitter to slam Hagel

  18. PintoNag says:

    Joe, it all comes from a mud hut, until someone flies a plane into a building, or takes down an embassy. Then it’s from a highly sophisticated, well coordinated terror group.

    That may have actually sent their warnings from a mud hut…

  19. UpNorth says:

    “When Al Qaeda has all but been wiped out”. Wait, weren’t we told that Baracka had AQ on the run? That they were, in fact, all but wiped out, Joey?
    So, why are you doing the crawfish now? After all, GM is alive and OBL, and by extension, AQ are dead.

  20. Ex-PH2 says:

    I have two very nice hams, two pounds of bacon and some pork sausage in the fridge.

    I also have two jars of excellent quality bacon grease.

    When should I start cooking for our guests?

  21. Ex-PH2 says:

    Hondo, even when you dumb it down to the crocodile Zebo level in “Pearls Before Swine”, Joey the dink will not get it because he:

    a) – is thick as a plank
    b) – doesn’t want to get it
    c) – blows off anything you say to him
    d) – all of the above
    e) – any questions, go back to a)

  22. Devtun says:

    Oh boy, Chuck Hagel’s performance reviews pretty shaky…

    CNN: Senators ‘Shocked’ at How Ill-Prepared Hagel Is

    BY: Washington Free Beacon Staff
    January 31, 2013 4:34 pm

    CNN’s Dana Bash reports there is “disbelief” among senators about the weak performance given by defense secretary nominee Chuck Hagel at his Thursday confirmation hearing.

  23. Ex-PH2 says:

    @22 — Heeheehee….

  24. UpNorth says:

    @22. This is my “shocked” face. :-0