Tuesdays With Claymore

| February 12, 2013

Most donated their brains long ago.

Droning on and on.

Rock Lobster…you’ll understand when you read it.

St. Dorner

Manifesto Destiny

If it were a chocolate city, they’d care.

Pink in the stink.

Apparently DU thinks Lindsey Graham is pitching a hissy fit…gays are offended. Or maybe not.

License to kill.


Socialize oil profits….for the chirrin’.

“…first, we kill all the lawyers.”

Was his name Snowball, because that would be pretty ironic.

Gun owners are heartless bastards. And gun nuts. And racists. And want kids to die. Did I mention racists?

News Flash! The world doesn’t revolve around you.

Munchkin Guild leader suggests Teleprompter in Chief shouldn’t mention deficit. No shit?

Ah…light bulb moment perhaps?

Bipartisanship at the point of a knife…in your back.

Wait, he really doesn’t mean it!

First Amendment is a real bitch, ain’t it.

GOP wants sequester so it can kill off the middle class…wait what?

Ron Paul, the anti-globalist, wants the UN to help him take over ronpaul.com. Mind = blown.

Prezbo needs another Peace Prize.

Oh, I get it…THIS president won’t misuse his power like others have. Right.

We The People Amendment…this is why we can’t have nice things.

Drone Chopper!!!

Benedict Dronold.

Tea Time

Worker directed labor…hmm.

So put on a happy face, comrade!

Is individualism too high a price to pay?

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  1. Ex-PH2 says:

    Wait — they don’t like the drones? But those are part of their Dear Leader’s agenda. How could they possibly be wrong?

  2. Claymore says:

    Well, in their defense, they assumed the drones commanded by Captain Teleprompter would redistribute wealth and suck up greenhouse gases, so…

  3. Twist says:

    I’m surprised that they didn’t try to claim that Dorner’s manifesto was some vast right-wing conspiracy like they did with the gay rights activist that shot the security guard.

  4. Just Plain Jason says:

    It is like epic stupid over there today..

    I do like in their socialist utopia everyone would get everything and the world would live on unicorn farts and no one would have to be a ditch digger…

  5. Just Plain Jason says:

    Oh yeah and I am just a little annoyed with FLOTUS, POTUS, SCROTUM, and all the other acronyms they use…

  6. Ex-PH2 says:

    @5, you left out SCRUDUS.