Alejandro Ramirez; another fake Marine

| March 6, 2013


Our buddy, Taco Bell, sends us the screen shots he took of Alejandro Ramirez’ Facebook page in which he claims he was a Marine until he “caught the PTSD” as we say around here, and the Corps forced him out. The only problem is that Taco, a Marine officer, couldn’t find a record of him anywhere;



Here he proves his service with the heading from a letter from the American Legion;


Totally legit.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. 68W58 says:

    Of course-everyone I know who is entitled to a Silver Star wears it 4th in precedence behind a bunch of other random ribbons.

  2. Ex-PH2 says:

    Do something about that damned shirt, fake Marine!

  3. Twist says:

    I may be wrong, but I don’t think that there are that many E-5 Marines with 5 rows of ribbons with the Corps being stingy and all.

  4. ComancheDoc says:

    holy crap! can he be my squad leader?? that many ribbons as an e5 in the Corps! daaaamn that’s high speed right here!

  5. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Body type alone quashes the claim. I know the “lean Marine” but this guy looks to have 9″ upper arms and a concave chest.

  6. MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) says:

    OK … this is the deal.

    This fine USMC SGT “caught the PSDT” in Aphganastin.

    He live in a trailer as evidenced by the photos.

    In fact everyone in Clint, TX lives in trailers as evidence by drone (I mean google maps app) photos.

    He is the real deal as evidenced by his properly fitted cover, blouse, and arms of steel.

    This guy is TOTALLY LEGIT. LOOK IT UP!

    More about Clint (ain’t sh*t there), Texas from Wiki:

    Clint is a town in El Paso County, Texas, United States. The population was 926 at the 2010 census. It is part of the El Paso Metropolitan Statistical Area.

  7. ChopIT says:

    Anyone out at Ft. Bliss want to knock on his door and have him do some motivational PT? His address is in the AL picture…

  8. MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) says:

    Alejandro Ramirez was born in 1986. Alejandro currently lives in Wichita, Kansas. Before that, he lived in Glendale, CA from 2010 to 2012. Before that, he lived in Clint, TX in 2010.

  9. Don Everson says:

    Wonder if he caught the gonorrhea same time he caught the ptsd. Nightmares of walking up screaming holding his penis.
    A true Rambo and secret agent in his own mind. Wish they would stop selling old uniforms at goodwill………..

  10. 68W58 says:

    Google even has street view of the, yes, single wide with a dirt front yard.

  11. Mustang says:

    Navy Marine Corps Medal, Good Conduct Medal and Combat Action Ribbon all above the Silver Star? Yeah, no use in even wasting my time looking at the rest of the ribbons.

  12. SJ says:

    On his FB page for work he says: “Marines Corps”. Maybe the PTSD caused that.

  13. Reaperman says:

    At least this one seems to have seen pictures of a uniform before. I’m not terribly familiar with finer points of where everything goes on USMC uniforms, but he’s got the ‘at a glance’ test down. Would it kill them to look up ribbons too? Did try looking him up, and it’s a somewhat common name but no match (assuming 1986 dob) where I’m looking.

  14. EdUSMCleg says:


    Twist, you would be surprised at how many SGTs have 5 rows these days. Usually, they are infantryman. I have 4 rows and I only made it to Cpl before being retired. On average, it takes roughly 6 years or more to make SGT in the USMC infantry, and in that time you would most likely do 4 deployments. With 4 deployments, you are pretty much guaranteed a PH eventually, and at least a NAM as long as you did your job.

    Now, I got out back in 2010 so it might be different now that Iraq has died out and all. Either way, this kid is an idiot.

  15. EX-PH2 says:

    Would it kill him to tuck in that shirt, for pete’s sake?

  16. Just an Old Dog says:

    Whats that trinket he has where the pistol badge should be?

  17. Mustang says:

    @16 It’s one of the Pistol Competition badges if I’m not mistaken.

  18. Mustang says:

    Anyone else notice his belt buckle?

  19. EX-PH2 says:

    @18, Just his belt and his getup, hanging on him like a sack of potatoes.

    Oh, let’s do take his little self over to the nearest USMC recruiter’s office. I’m sure there’s a master gunny somewhere who would love to work over this kid’s liver and give him hives.

  20. Nicki says:

    Looks like he borrowed his dad’s shirt or something..

    @9 – you’re assuming he HAS a penis!

  21. MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) says:

    @ 12 … whens you gets da PSDT … everytings gets muggled up in da mind.

  22. HMCS(FMF) Ret says:


    Dude is jacked up worse than a freaking soup sandwich… and “catching the PTSD”… is that like catching for Bubba Jay in the local pound me in the ass lockup?

  23. FatCircles0311 says:

    Generic Marines are always BAMF’s!

    I saw it on the internet, so it must be true.

  24. NHSparky says:

    Mustang–just did. Nice catch.

  25. NHSparky says:

    FatCircles–bonjour, bitches!!!

  26. grunt66 says:

    knew an E-4 in 68 that had three rows but he was most definitely “Old Corps”, Korea and Vietnam. Toughest sob I ever met in my beloved Corps.

  27. USMCE8Ret says:

    Is he missing a Sgt’s chevron on the right sleeve?

    Nice belt buckle.

  28. NHSparky says:

    Sure as shit looks like it, Master Sergeant. Maybe he got Marine and Navy uniform regs confused, poor dumb fucker.

  29. Flagwaver says:

    You know, I’m former Army and even I can spot this douchenozzel at a glance. How screwed up is that?

  30. Green Thumb says:

    Heavily decorated E-5.


    Shirts about 5 sizes to large.


  31. kp32 says:

    @27- Master Sergeant; Navy belt buckle, rank insignia on left side only…

    He’s transferring to the Navy!

  32. Redacted1775 says:

    Must be borrowing shit from that fat turd skyler whalen, and I’m pretty sure stealing mail is a felony.

  33. MGySgtRet. says:

    No, this kid is legit!! He has to be!! He is so freaking bad ass, his Silver Star is on the second row of his ribbon stack. He obviously is reserving space for his Navy Cross. This little oxygen thieving sack of shit deserves 10 minutes in a small room with a couple of my buddies who were awarded actual Silver Stars. Goddammit this pisses me off!!!

  34. USMCE8Ret says:

    Just once…. OOOOOHHHH just once I wish one of these clowns would go out in town one time and cross the path of a servicemember and get their fuggin’ asses stomped into the pavement for wearing ANY uniform they don’t rate to have.

    Just leave ’em as a smoking hold in the ground, with shredded uniform parts strewn all over the place.

  35. Hack Stone says:

    He says that he is currently a prison guard. I am sure that a few of the fellow guards must be impressed by this 0321 Recon Marine.

  36. LostOnThemInterwebs says:

    He didn’t hear correctly he got a STD no the PTSD *facepalm*

  37. EX-PH2 says:

    Geezo pete, if he wants to wear a Marine Corps uniform so baldy, then sign him up and put him through boot twice. He’ll change his mind in a hurry.

  38. Taco says:

    Figured Jonn needed something to do since he has all that snow there…
    Thanks brother!!

  39. Redacted1775 says:

    I’m pretty sure that’s a WWII era pistol shooting badge, like this one without the extra suspension bar:

    Distinguished shooter badges are usually gold in color, and I have yet to see someone not sporting all three, vice one for pistol and a regular rifle expert badge, like this:

    This guy is a turd.

  40. Dirty says:

    @ScalpelShepherd: If you think firefighter=Marine then you are an arrogant firefighter. Yes I love firefighters, they save lives; but they don’t meet the same physical fitness levels nor do they assume the same risk Marines do. Trust me, I have visited relatives in an innercity fireman breakroom. Video-game systems are CLUTCH! Firefighters won much popularity after a single event in 2001 (including special attention from pornstarts). Other than that September event, firefighters have gone back to the status-quo.

    @all: This isn’t a grammar lesson. Many real Marines I have served with do not master the English language to the standard you are holding Alejandro to during his apology.

    @Ale-Alejandro: You have skills. Channel them. You have yet to find your calling in life and seek to be loved by the world; your child is one of your callings, and your decisions affect her, too. You seem to have a calling with the public; grab a microphone on open-mic comedy night at a club and tell us something entertaining. I know it was your dream to be a Marine, but sometimes people just get screened out for bureaucratic reasons; nasty paperwork, et al. You are an honest, nice guy; people will like you if you simply present yourself to them ‘as is’… as you are…

    And take my advice, Ale-Alejandro: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS NEGATIVE-PUBLICITY! This topic has been researched by media-conglomerates since an attack on a mine-worker uprising by the government [and the company] in the early 1900’s. Tell your story, make some fun out of it. Tell the world you got busted, and spill your heart; then make some jokes. The only difference between ‘acting’ on stage and ‘acting’ a Marine is the level of pain and inconvenience people and families endured. You have a higher calling; your skills are justified. Leave the Marines alone; the audience wants you to present yourself- and audiences love it when people spill their hearts to overcome inner-demons. Man, I almost want to bring you to Hollywood!

  41. Anonymous says:

    @USMCE8 so I’ve gotta ask since this is my first time actually checkin this site out, E-8 are you a Msgt or a 1st? Just wanna clarify so i do give the proper title.

    As per this kid guys like this make me sick, I’m relatively new by veteran standards only took part in OEF2012 as an infantry rifleman/ IDD handler but i still EARNED every award i wear, every cert. i carry and hang on my walls are legit (all the way to my 2 PFC citations for reason i wish to leave burried in the past) and WHY do all these fakers instantly grab Sgt or higher ranks? And awards that MOST marines arent awarded? To be brutally honest ive only been part of 2 SS award ceremonies one i heard the REAL story of what happened and not just what was on his citation, but the second was awarded POST-HUMOUSLY. To put it simply they give their LIVES to get the awards these bags of bootscum just reach for off the shelves. And i know ive seen some young lookin sgts but never have i seen one with a 5 stack that looked THAT young! I wish i could run into someone like this just once in public. And if i ever do i swear ill hand my wife a video camera as i channel the spirit of my old kill hat and go on a public IT hazefest, dont worry guys ill make sure i send it to you guys before i post it to youtube…

  42. StackzOMagz says:

    1st thing I noticed about this shit head was his missing chevron. They are sold two to a pack for good reason. This poser couldn’t even get his uni regs right…

  43. Bluefalcon says:

    From head to toe he is fucked , sliver star doesn’t rate for this salty dog, doesn’t have to wear uniform to regulation, doesn’t seem to give a fuck or have the intelligence to understand what the fuck is even going on. Let the 2nd Mar Div run a train on him. Choo choo motherfucker