Idiotic Cabal trying to figure out Stolen Valor Vulture Command Structure

| April 23, 2013

So, despite our not discussing Wittgenfeld around here lately, he’s been a busy little bee. ShOrTbUsPaTrOl 41 is deep behind our lines, ferreting out information that many Bothans died to keep quiet. We don’t know how he got it, he’s just crazy good like that. In Viet Nam he would fire his AK to draw the “gooks” in, and then sky dive down on them in a clown costume and assault them with candy, and presumably they would all die of gun decay or something, but with him so close, we figured it was time to come clean.

Now that he’s teamed up with fellow short bus rider Combat Internet Stalking he’s on a roll, including having stolen what he presumes is our graphic command strructure:

Command Structure

Alas, that is only our phone tree in case we have a snow day.

We can not hide ourselves any longer, and thus I share with you for the first time, our ACTUAL command structure:

Command Structure real

Apparently according to his theory, because I interviewed Ollie, than Ollie must be our #3 guy.  Yeah right.  Like I am going to write monthly counseling statements on that guy.

Everyone should go follow the “Combat Internet Stalking” guy though.  He’s hella-crazy.

(BTW- How did they find out about Sniper?  He was our best agent.)

UPDATE: Confirming he is N-V-T-S nuts, Wittgenfeld responds:

Dallas Wittgenfeld

8:38 AM – Public

This is LoNgE RaNgE PaTrOL 41….. over…! Oh, Yah… I love to visit this shit-hole … Soooo when the news media begins asking “Ol’ Ollie” if he really knows the people I have found on his lists..? This pictured echelon structure hereon.. He will say: “Why, yes. I know all those Marines and the Army Dog-Robbers too”. THEN the real-deal Airborne Ranger LRRP Vietnam War Veteran who used to shoot his AK-47 to signal the enemy to their doom… will be on a roll then.

Don’t try to attach me to your other valor vulture victims… I am NOT THEM… Only me. Focus On me…. THE LRRP 41 COMETH..!

Yeah, dude, focus down. You keep promising media front page coverage of us harrassing you, but all we get are your dopey updates read by like 8 people, 7 of whom are our guys. Do, or do not, there is no try.

UPDATE: Dude just can’t help himself. I wonder if he even realizes when he is lying.
Air show cancelled

Yeah, see that Air Show was cancelled back in February.

So which of you Valor Vultures invited this man to a cancelled air show? Because he couldn’t possibly just make things up to be an implied threat, right?

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  1. LebbenB says:

    @50 – I get what you’re saying. Sorta like Asperger Syndrome.

  2. Ex-PH2 says:

    @51 – That’s it.

  3. Twist says:

    Douglas Collett is winning in the Charlie Sheen sense.

  4. LebbenB says:

    I’m guessing that Collett shares Sheen’s tiger blood and Adonis DNA?

  5. Twist says:

    @54, I was thinking more along the lines of mental train wreck.

  6. rb325th says:

    @51, my son has Aspergers and is absolutely brilliant. Dillwad and the other clown could not come close to the intellegence that kid has. Aspergers is not the same for each afflicted, but it is more about social skills and sensory issues (as in extremely fussy about foods due to textures/taste)

  7. Ex-PH2 says:

    @56 – Meant no insult to your son.

    But Witlessgagger and his new playmate have a certain tunnel vision sort of focus that is so close to the pitbull’s legendary (and true) refusal to let go and move on, it was the best reference I could come up with. It also vaguely resembles some parts of obssessive compulsive behavior, except that neither of them is doing some of the things that OCD people do.

  8. LebbenB says:

    Thanks for the clarification. No offense meant.

  9. Hondo says:

    In their cases (WitlessOne and his new BFF), perhaps “assburner syndrome” is more accurate. I think they just played stupid games and got their asses burned somewhere along the line, are still buttsore about it – and don’t have enough of a clue as to know what to do next, or how to move on with their lives.

  10. rb325th says:

    I know none was meant, none was taken but wanted to just make you aware in a small way of what aspergers is.

  11. Ex-PH2 says:

    @61, yes, I am.

  12. A_Proud_Infidel says:

    Ex-PH2, Hondo, are you sure you didn’t mean ASSBIRD Syndrome? Wiggles-but appears to have it through and through!

  13. KenW says:

    Glad you guys put Jayne in there.

    Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with ’til ya understand who’s in ruttin’ command here.

  14. smoke-check says:

    Not this guy again….

    Why does he counter everything with “look at my parachute”. Does he think any of us care about his goofy civilian skydiving activities?

    Stop exaggerating your MILITARY record looney tunes.

  15. TSO says:

    @64 Ken- That was EXACTLY what I was thinking when I included Jayne.

    So you get a star for following my train of thought exactly.

  16. Robot Wrangler says:

    Looks like TSO aims to misbehave…

  17. ex-Army doc says:

    Thanks, guys, for the great laugh this afternoon. Captains Crunch, Kirk, and Kangaroo. That was great.

  18. C2/2000AF says:

    #53 Collett is about to famous I guess for his looney tune accusations.

  19. NHSparky says:

    Ah, TSO and Ken, it looks like my days of not takin you seriously are definitely coming to a middle…

  20. Mustang2LT says:

    The Captains Three is funny, but wasn’t the actor who played Capt. Kangaroo a Navy Corpsman who saved Lee Marvin’s life on Iwo Jima? However, I really love showing Burt as the head honcho….that’s priceless!

  21. Ex-PH2 says:

    You guys are an inspiration. I’m only disappointed that Dabbles Whipitnflogit didn’t include little old me as part of his paranoid conspiracy crop circles theory construction.

    I have to go fix supper now. Cats are fed. I’m not. And I have words to put on paper, but I will still attend your ongoing battle to Defeat DaFoolish Whipitnflogit.

    And somebody please fill me in on Jayne Cobb. Thanks!!!!!

    I’ll be back.

  22. Mustang2LT says:

    Well I found out that Bob Keeshan didn’t see combat, but he was in the Reserves at the tail end of WWII. Darn urban legends!

  23. FatCircles0311 says:

    What the hell was I just looking at. Being a veteran I am completely lost on what this guy is attempting to say. Are we sure this guy isn’t already committed with access to the web from his padded cell?

  24. A_Proud_Infidel says:

    Doesn’t Whippydildohead have his award citations from the battles of Chieu Hoi and Poon Tang Valley posted for everyone to see? OH, I for got about his missions in Wot da Fuc, stupid moi!

  25. kp32 says:

    Who is #1 in the first set of photos, and who are 5 thru 9?

  26. TSO says:

    5 is Scotty, and 6 is Sniper.
    I have no idea who the others are to be honest. I don’t actually know any of the people that Wittgenfeld alleges I meet with on a regular basis. In fact, I wouldn’t even know Scotty if Wittgenfeld hadn’t of brought us together in a mutual loathing of phony green berets.

    Sniper I know too well. He liked to do nude interpretive dance during platoon meetings.

  27. TSO says:

    I think #1 is Mary from POW Net, but I’ve never seen that picture before, and never actually met her. But she’s usually labelled as the mafia don of our crew.

  28. Just Plain Jason says:

    I went to his google+ site…holy shit he talks to himself. I can’t imagine what he is like in person…fucking looney toons.

  29. Valkyrie says:

    I just spent some time on both of these loons sites. Let me tell ya, that is a special kind of stupid I didn’t think was real outside a Alfred Hitchcock movie.

    You guys should be given awards just for not beating the piss out of these guys every time they took a breath. I don’t think I could handle anyone spreading such sewage about me without my eye twitching and something else. They both seem to have a extra (albeit small) hard-on for Scotty.

    You guys have my respect all over again just for allowing these 2 to continue walking.

  30. The Al says:

    TSO, # 1 isn’t Mary- she’s listed as one of the Three Musketeers.

  31. If anyone wants to know the whole story behind Douglas Collett, I have a HUGE file on his crazy ass….

  32. Ex-PH2 says:

    I just want to know if Collett’s as bouncing-off-the-wall nuts as Dallas Wittgenfeld.

  33. Hondo says:

    Widomaker 502: I’m interested. Can I contact you via e-mail? I believe I have a good e-mail address for you.

  34. Insane says:

    At Ex-PH2 he is even crazier! Check out the webpage someone built about everything he has done so far. http://douglascollett.org/

  35. LoNg RaNgE PaTrOL 41 says:

    @ #45 Andy Kravetz of the Peoria Journal Star…..

    Airborne Andy, This is LoNg RaNgE PaTrOL 41…. over…!

    That was my combat callsign while serving in the highest decorated Infantry Company of the Vietnam War. Co D 151st Airborne Rangers 1969.

    These “Band of Bastards” are failing to tell you the real story… they want you to think I am crazy. But they.. “The Valor Vultures” hereon are the only people who have ever pronounced that. Intersesting isn’t it.

    What they fail to explain to you is my real profile…

    This is me.

    Tagline: combat wounded Vietnam war veteran airborne ranger purple heart parachutist Dallas Wittgenfeld

    Introduction: Decorated for “Valor in Combat” the twice combat wounded Vietnam War Veteran of the elite U.S. Army 151st Infantry & 75th Infantry Airborne Rangers (1969-70) was “a special operator” long range reconnaissance patrol radio code communications operator.

    Volunteered, selected, and trained by U.S. Army Special Forces and Airborne Ranger cadre in South Vietnam jungles with Senior Instructor Ranger Hall of Famer MSG. William Butler and the namesake of the Ft. Benning “Camp Butler Warrior Training Center”.

    Later was promoted and “selected” by the famous Green Beret Colonel Commander Robert Bartelt to be his tier-one “Special Liaison N.C.O.” for the 46th Special Forces trained MAC-V Royal Thailand Army Volunteer Forces (counter-insurgency) mercenary forces funded by the C.I.A.

    Returning to America was “selected” for the 1st Army N.C.O. Academy training Drill Sergeant School while continuing sport parachuting and who have never stopped freefalling in 4 decades.

    Today, qualified with the highest parachute D-Rating, flys Americas largest FLAG PARACHUTE (288 sq. ft. 9 cell) for opening National Anthem acts at airshows, fairs, festivals, speedways, shopping centers, and outdoor Veterans’ affairs across the U.S.A. / Normandy, France and the Caribbean.

    Enjoys flying high-performance-complex and aerobatic airplanes, hot air balloons, and ultralight aircrafts..

    Charter Life Membership in the Military Order of the Purple Heart.

    Awarded the “key to the city” in his home town in Indiana and later awarded the “Patriot of the Year” by the central Florida Military Order of the Purple Heart all combat wounded Veterans organization.

    Ranger Brick on the Ranger Walk of Fame Memorial at Ft. Benning, Ga.

    Winner of the 2010 USA.gov photo contest.

    Bragging rights: Commercial Rated Pilot, airplanes and hot-air-balloons

    Now I am the “stick in their eyes” because they have been impunging a real deal Vietnam Veteran for their cyber/sport fun. Come to my Google Plus …. and see who they all are. Hereon… they are masked…. I have unmasked them and am preparing to fry them in the public media. A pulitzer prize winning story.

    The fellow RB325 whinning to you is really an employee of the Veterans Administration who works from the Boston VA and who chides and stalks combat disabled Veterans from his “Crisis Line” in Boston. I turned him inro my VA who wrote an IG Inspection request on Robert L. Blowers..(real name)

    Another here is working for the National Archives as a Chief Editor hereon…. and another is the National American Legion News media director and director of the Soldier’s Angels impuning me here too. Jonn Lilyea.

    Another is John Cook of the Minnisota National Guard who was cyber/harassing and dishonoring me from the combat zone in Afghanistan on government computers… His Inspecting General and commanding officer pulled his plug for him, too.

    These are military people & Vets (mostly Marines) who enjoy cyber/harassing and dishoning combat disabled Vietnam War
    Veterans of the Elite Airborne Rangers still 40 years after the fact.

    Send me an email and I will continue:
    purpleheartparachutist@gmail.com

  36. Scotty says:

    WTF TSO. You didn’t use the photo of me without my shirt on. You know how that one excites ShOrTbUsPaTrOl41.

  37. rb325th says:

    @86, it may make Witlessone all giddy like a schoolgirl but.. the rest of us can do without.

  38. JP says:

    Good ol’ Dullass. Just like a bad STD, he keeps coming back.

  39. Ex-PH2 says:

    @85 – MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!! Oh, lawsy, tell me I did not see what cannot be unseen!!!!!

    I need bleach! #:0

  40. Dullashell has me at #9, h’mmmm. Must be that he doesn’t like that I have outed him as a liar and a thief.

  41. re:#90:
    I am actually #8 in his list. Must be the delusions induced from reading his loose runny stuff.

  42. TSO says:

    LOL, didn’t know that was you FO.

  43. Hondo says:

    Remember, everybody:

    And WittlessOne is WAY out there!

  44. Ex-PH2 says:

    What? No music?

  45. Hondo says:

    Ex-PH2: As requested

  46. Twist says:

    I had the pleasure of being called a “valor vulture” by Dullass, but I’m just a foot soldier, not in the chain of command.

  47. Ex-PH2 says:

    Thanks, Hondo. That did me good. Brought sanity back into the world.

    Now if I can just find that board I use for crop circle art….

  48. The dude that runs ‘Combat Internet Stalking’ is Douglas Collett, and he’s a bit on the crazy side. He likes to stalk veterans and their families while posing as an FBI Agent/Texas DPS Investigator/Reporter/Lawyer. Google him up and see the shit that’s out there.

  49. Ex-PH2 says:

    @99 – Already have. A bit on the crazy side? How about full-blown bull-goose looney batshit crazy?