Keith “Big Dawg” Keeton; won the Gulf War by himself

| April 28, 2013


Our buddy, Scotty, hunted down this clown, Keith Keeton, who apparently won the Gulf War all by himself. The story he tells is that, as a staff sergeant, he was receiving the surrender of an Iraqi general when he was shot by his Saudi translator’s pistol (the first victim of a green-on-blue attack), earning a Purple Heart, and as an engineer, he killed an Iraqi T-72 tank, despite the fact that Engineers don’t have an anti-armor capability once they leave the cover of the infantry unit to which they’re attached.

Anyway, here’s what the NPRC says about the Purple Heart;

Keeton FOIA

There’s also no mention of that Bronze Star, either.

You’ll notice in the picture that he’s wearing jump wings and a Purple Heart on his little motorcycle jacket. Well, there’s no jump school listed in his training;

Keeton education

And his participation in the Gulf War lasted 11 days a couple of weeks after the war ended;

Keeton FOIA records

Scotty has more on the clown.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Green Thumb says:


    This is the man that should be alerted about Commander Phil Monkress at All Point Logistics.

    It would appear that he lives around the corner.

  2. Ex-PH2 says:

    Isn’t there some kind of Drano that can be used to remove these clankers?

  3. Johnny Conroy says:


  4. Green Thumb says:

    None of the above.

    I would equate the “Big Dawg” to cancer.

  5. Green Thumb says:

    And the “Big Dawg” blames you when you rattle his cage….