Rivera faces court martial

| April 29, 2013


I first wrote about Kimberly Rivera back on New Year’s Day 2009. She deserted while on mid-tour leave from Iraq. I’m sure her flight to Canada didn’t hinder our mission there, but it’s the idea that she up-and-left while her unit was waiting for her to come back and scrub the porta-potties and supervise the burn pit. But Canada has been trying to eject her baby-factory ass for the last four years. I guess she’s finally left and now she’s facing a court martial according to the Colorado Springs Gazette.

A Fort Carson soldier who became the first woman to flee to Canada to avoid a second tour in Iraq will face a court martial Monday.

Pfc. Kimberly Rivera, who is assigned to the post’s 4th Infantry Brigade Combat Team is charged with desertion.

Rivera went to Canada in February 2007 after saying she could no longer support the mission in Iraq, where she had served a year earlier, The Associated Press reported.

Yeah, it wasn’t the war. Her over-nourished husband got tired of taking care of his progeny while she went to Iraq – by the way, he talked her into joining the Army while they were living on her parents’ basement and squirting out babies while they both worked at WalMart. They took the signing bonus that she got for joining the Army and spent it on a leather couch which they abandoned when they went to Canada where she continued squirting out babies at Canadian taxpayer expense.

According to her interview in Marie Claire, she went to Canada because her plus-sized husband was pouting while he played his video games while she was home on leave, so she decided to abscond. If it was up to me, her husband would be on trial along side her, because he is a huge waste of skin and he’s as much at fault for this as Kimberly.

But they’re both shitbags. I wonder if he’ll pout when he takes the kids to see Mom in the brig.

Thanks to TSO for the link.

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  1. Crotchity Old Bubblehead says:

    As usual there a number of dorksters in her corner in the links comment section.

  2. Dirt Dart says:

    Outstanding- Now hopefully the Panel says “Guilty- Hard Labor” because you could have been shot for your stunts.

  3. Tom says:

    I served on a court-martial panel for a desertion case (at Fort Carson, coincidentially) and I’d say that she will most likely have a pretty tough time at trial. The circumstances of the trial I sat on were a little different in that the accused didn’t try to hide behind politics, but I clearly remember deliberating in a room with other officers all wearing combat patches, with one exception, and hearing absolutely no sympathy for someone who bailed on their deployment. In that case the prosecution asked for two years’ confinement and the panel I was on came back into the courtroom with a three year sentence. That desertion really pissed us off and the more equivocation and justification the accused tried to bring up just made it worse. If she is serious about staying out of prison she needed to go into contrition mode like five years ago.

  4. Combat Historian says:

    I understand the need for military justice, but a part of me kinda wishes these turds just stay in Canada and let the Canucks feed them on their own public dime…

  5. UpNorth says:

    He’ll probably drop the kids off at the nearest welfare office and go to the bar.

  6. Twist says:

    Isn’t she the same dirtbag that said she deserted because she saw war crimes happening on the FOB?

  7. Green Thumb says:


    Typical liberal: What, who me? The rules apply to me differently.

    Shitbags is right.

  8. Adirondack Patriot says:

    They are the ideal Obama voters.

    They’ll come back here to the U.S., get an Obamaphone, collect foodstamps, vote for liberal politicans who support their useless welfare vampire lifestyle, and show up on CNN/Huffington Post/NYT as heroes of the left/victims of the right.

    She’ll be convicted, but Obama will pardon her for the sake of her brood.

  9. Hondo says:

    Would like to see her get at least a year or two, but based on the last few desertion cases I’m guessing she won’t. I’m guessing conviction, a short confinement (1 to 3 mo), and a DD.

    As long as she gets some time and a DD I guess I can live with that.

  10. Dirt Dart says:

    @5 Combat Historian-
    Thier our peices of trash- We would lose face if we didnt take care of our trash. Our oaths, tears, sweat and blood would mean nothing. Am Not ready for that- Accountablity still gives kudo points with other peoples dispite politics and nationality.

  11. ChipNASA says:

    You People Are Missing the POINT.


    //pokes out eyes with my own fingers
    ///brain bleach please.

  12. Combat Historian says:

    #11: I understand your point…although I would argue we’ve been losing face as a country since 20 Jan 2009, but that is another subject for another thread…

  13. ItAllFades says:

    Remember the good old days when people were executed for deserting their comrades in a time of war?

  14. Dirt Dart says:

    @14 ItAllFades-
    Bring Back the good old days- Problem solved, problem staying solved.

  15. Ex-PH2 says:

    Could someone just get those two neutered and spayed? Please! For the sake of the human race!! I beg you!

    ChipNASA: I am SO borrowing what you said. Hope you don’t mind.

  16. Twist says:

    Give her the Private Slovik treatment.

  17. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    @12 Have you seen the husband? These two really are the shallow end of the gene pool….I’m with Ex-PH2 on this one, these two are seriously diluting the genetics of the nation….even though they are not related these two are worse than when first cousins mate….these kids have zero chance at any kind of worthwhile future…

    @14 Indeed….although based on her size the firing squad would need elephant guns to bring her down…

  18. Al T. says:

    “the firing squad would need elephant guns to bring her down”


  19. Ex-PH2 says:

    I have never had a cat that was not neutered or spayed, because as much as I love kittens, especially when they curl up in my lap or snuggle under the covers in the winter, there are enough cats right now that need good homes.

    I completely support the trap/spay-neuter-vaccinate/release programs for feral cats.

    A little snip on the reproductive lines on these two would certainly do no harm. Then we could turn them loose in the wild again.


  20. NR Pax says:

    Part of me thinks that her sentence should be serving the years that she has been out but on isolated bases where she can’t escape. But inflicting her on her fellow soldiers could be a problem.

  21. Reaperman says:

    I bet her parents are thrilled that they’re back… Not only do I think it’s a waste of resources to punish her or attempt to recoup her bonus, I think they should give her *another* $8,000 if she agrees to renounce her citizenship and stay in canada.

  22. OWB says:

    Just another welfare queen. She/he tried a little variation of the typical scam, but it’s all the same – those who contribute positively to society are punished and forced to support those who only take from society.

    Disgusting. Yes, sterilzation should be part of the deal. Get them both out of the gene pool.

  23. Old Trooper says:

    @20: Dammit, woman, you made me spit a little mountain dew on the keyboard!!

    That’s some funny shit right there.

  24. MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) says:

    Just another out of standards POS!

  25. BohicaTwentyTwo says:

    The article from Yahoo on her calls her a “war resister” instead of the more accurate title of deserter. Me? I prefer the title Oath Breaker and would like the Court Martial to go MiddleEarth on her ass and sentence her tortured soul to wander for eternity or until her honor is restored.

  26. Bill R. says:

    Not that this really matters but if I remember correctly, she was not on a second tour of Iraq. She was home on her midtour leave and refused to go back. If true, the newspaper is playing fast and loose with the facts.

  27. Ex-PH2 says:

    Old Trooper, thank you for the compliment!

    Bohica, one cannot restore something to her that she never had.

  28. Mark Dunlap says:

    HE needs to be forcibly snipped…….NOW so he doesn’t reproduce at all!! If she gets time I hope its at Leavenworth making little rocks out of big rocks. She should be force sterilized as well…..they can go spread the love and not worry about having kids that will most likely in the future be socially unacceptable (and I’m being gentle here). After all it all gets evened out if you just “love them through it.”

  29. Hondo says:

    Twist: I agree, amigo. But it ain’t gonna happen, so I’ll settle for a reasonable incarceration followed by a DD.

    Hell, we didn’t even hang Garwood after he came back from Vietnam.

  30. El Marco says:

    Dunlap. I’m at Leavenworth. We’ve got plenty of room for her here.

  31. KenH says:

    Combat Historian, what makes you think we want her miserable ass or the bloated POS that’s her husband here? I’m for firing her and him out of a cannon aimed South of the 49th and dont really give a crap about how many pieces they land in.

  32. brat says:

    CBC is reporting: “… sentenced to 10 months in prison and a bad-conduct discharge….”


  33. Valkyrie says:

    What in the hell are people teaching their kids now a days!?!?
    (She told her kids,kindergarten age and younger,that she either had to “Come home or Die and since she didn’t want to die she came home to her family. She was guarding a gate but now someone else is”) She lied to her own fucking kids!! I too have 3 kids,and I go out of my way to teach them right from wrong and no matter what to tell the truth. Way to set an example there butthorn!

    (on another note after having 3 kids I just learned Kindergarten is with a “T” not a “D” . Yay,for public schools!!! ) Haha!

  34. Combat Historian says:

    #33: Ken, if we have our way, you and I can fire those two turdballs out of a cannon and into the Pacific Ocean, and they can float their way to Red China or something…

  35. Dano says:

    Whore Beast!

  36. Green Thumb says:

    Barracks Ho is my best guess.