Leonard Martinez, Air Force Ranger

| October 13, 2013

Leonard Martinez

A few weeks ago we talked about Leornard Martinez, a joint phony-busting operation by Scotty and Guardian of Valor. It turns out the fellow was Air Force;

Leonard Martinez FOIA

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Smitty says:

    this guy might have eaten a Ranger or 3, he kept their chins as souvenirs

    i hate fake Rangers more then any of the other posers we have the privilege of mocking here

    • Grimmy says:

      Marine posers are the worst.

      With the big services of Army, Navy and Air Force constantly kicking us in our budget, we can’t afford to give up any valor. It’s all we got left.

  2. Scotty says:

    Claimed Ranger & a SF Soldier from the 5th SFG. He actually went on a Special Forces FaceBook Group & tried to bullshit the real deal long Tabber’s. It didn’t take long before he was exposed as a phony.

  3. AW1 Tim says:


    This guy looks more like a Ford Ranger.

  4. Ex-PH2 says:

    The only thing he ever ranged was the dessert cart at the local Hungry Heifer on all-you-can-eat night.

  5. BobZornes says:

    Be sure to visit him if you’re ever around Espanola, NM. He hangs out at the local bars there.

    Tell him “hi” for me.

  6. Green Thumb says:


  7. OIF '06-'07-'08 says:

    Oh wow, a Chair Force Ranger. Who wouda’ thunk it.

  8. Flagwaver says:

    Have you seen Rangers? They’re nothing but gristle. I think it is more likely this guy was a McRanger.

  9. NavCWORet says:

    I’m sure he meant “Rangler” as in “Turd Rangler”.

  10. O-4E says:

    Reminds me of this Cheech and Chong song

  11. Anonymous says:

    @5 Hangs out in bars, too? The circle is complete!

    “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”


  12. AW1Ed says:

    @5 Hangs out in bars, too? The circle is complete.

    “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”


  13. Nicki says:

    Smitty – as soon as I saw that photo, I had the EXACT same thought! He probably ate a couple of Rangers! LMAO!!

    Great minds think alike!

  14. Combat Historian says:

    Jesus, this lardass looks like he ate a Harley as well as the Ranger riding it…

  15. A Proud Infidel says:

    HERE he is talking about his “Ranger time”, and from his better end!!

  16. OWB says:

    I’m not claiming him, OK?

    On the other hand, I really don’t care whether anyone cares or not – I’M NOT CLAIMING HIM FOR MY USAF!

    I sat chatting for a few minutes with a very big former USAF pilot who was having great difficulty getting around the Memorials this morning. He I am claiming. He was there in spite of his size, which was clearly from the almost impossible to move condition that he had. He was there anyway, resting at about every other park bench, but he was there.

  17. B Woodman says:

    With that wide load he’s carrying, he’d NEVER be able to lift off the ground. Therefore, he ain’t AF.
    (See what I did there for you flyboys? Army’s got yer backs. Otherwise we’d have to walk home)

  18. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Dude looks like a ranger alright… a rump riding ranger

  19. OWB says:

    Thank you, B Woodman. We do try, even when the name calling starts. In return, I try not to remind some people that the odds are greater of us being called to support an Army mission that vice versa. 😉

    There seem to be plenty of jobs for all of us, though. I kinda like it that way.

  20. NHSparky says:

    I mean yeah, it’s tough to make rank in the Chair Force, but couldn’t manage any higher than E-3 after 6 years? Seriously?

  21. Beretverde says:

    What…no tattoo? He is a phony of a phony.

  22. If this guy were fer real, he’d be awarded a presidential unit citation. You know, because he’s the size of multiple rangers, so he’s eligible, hahaha.

  23. Hondo says:

    B Woodman: c’mon – a C17 could get him off the ground.

    ‘Course, looking at him it might need every bit of a 9,000’ runway to get off the ground . . . .

  24. tm says:

    Dumb civilian question: Is there an MOS for being the balancing weight in the back of cargo aircraft to make sure the weight distribution was even? That’s gotta be an important job, right, and this guy is worth a few tanks in weight at least, no?

  25. MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) says:

    My sources have confirmed that he was in the USAF and he was deployed as an emergency fuel bladder onboard a C-130.

  26. Hondo says:

    Hey – wasn’t the Round Marine from (or spotted in) New Mexico, too? Ya think they might be related?

  27. MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) says:

    Hondo: I did not want to bring that up, however since you went there, this is a No Shitter (NSFW or anything else).

    The Round Marine got hammered at a joint called El Pepe’s and he met the part time one legged glass eyed Mexican bar maid who worked the late shift Monday nights. On an early Tuesday morning, over war and sea stories and Mexican fire water, he did the dirty deed (thinking that it was ONLY a BJ) and the result was Leonard Martinez … AKA Air Force Ranger.

    • Mustang0302 says:

      Chief I am now getting yelled at by my better half due to the scrambled eggs and bacon that flew all over our waitress from my nose and mouth as I read your comment. At this very moment every patron at the beach resort hotel we are at in the dining room is looking at me like a lunatic knuckle dragger. Wait, they aren’t judging….they are right.

  28. MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) says:

    I am selling bleach for 10 bucks a gallon if anyone needs it.

  29. Ex-PH2 says:

    Master Chief, do you take coupons?

    I believe this ranger’s load mass would require a rocket-assisted takeoff for a Herc C-130. I have pictures of one at NAS Glenview from a while back.

    Remember, there are rangers and then there are Rangers. There is the Lone Ranger. The Texas Rangers. Aragorn was a Ranger of the North.

    Perhaps his designation was misspelled and it was actually trencher, as in trencherman.

  30. MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) says:

    C-130 rocket assist is one of the coolest things I have seen and heard on that bird. Miramar Air Show 1986 the Blue Angels support bird demo’d.

    All my other C-130 experience was unit mob ex’s, preparing soft ducks and pushing wet sticks.

    Yeah … Rocket Assisted Take Off for sure for Leonard Martinez the fat ass!

  31. tm says:

    @30 It would take a Saturn V to lift Martinez.

  32. Green Thumb says:


  33. OldSargeUSAR says:


  34. YN1/DEPUTY says:

    Any of u Navy brothers serve in the IKE in the 80’s? I was aboard (ships company) from March 83 til Sep 85. Worked in Ops and then for the CO.

  35. the real leonard martinez says:

    You faggit fcks I know who hacked my account, scottie lets play womens department of the navy

    • Scotty says:

      Is that anything like Security Guard for the Air National Guard ?

      The difference between You and I are that I’m proud of my Service & I don’t have to embellish it.

      You brought this on yourself Lenny the Special Forces Poser . You have no honor.

      No one hacked your account. You made these claims for over two years before you was busted. And then you acted like to wanted to meet up with a SF Soldier and prove yourself legit. How did that work out for you ? Oh that’s right. you were a no show.

      If you talk with anyone, It should be with a Dr. on why you act so childish. Little kids play make believe baby face Lenny.

      • LebbenB says:

        I’ll bet his call sign was “Heavy Drop.” Instead of using a T-10, he had to use a G-11.

    • Mustang0302 says:

      Go get a happy meal Grimace.

    • Green Thumb says:


  36. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    So, months pass and few of us, if any, give this guy a thought and he does what? Right. He resurrects what was a dormant issue, at least at TAH. I guess this means he’s hungry (pun intended) for negative attention. Based on his comment, I’m guessing that something bad and embarrassing happened to him recently. I see that his writing has improved. I got through it using only one decoder ring, not two.

  37. Mustang0302 says:

    How did the Air Force let Grimace join? Bad idea all around. Would love to have seen this clown at jump school at that weight.

    • 2/17 Air Cav says:

      Yeah, if that’s not bad enough, he then makes a disparaging remark about the Navy (a right reserved for soldiers)and pretends to have been in the Army.

  38. NHSparky says:

    Nobody could be stupid enough to bring back a thread that’s been dead for months, would they?

    Wait–Monkress, Wound Willie, Stermer, and on, and on…nevermind.

    Yeah, I guess he would be that stupid.

  39. ChipNASA says:

    Leonard you fat assed, pussy phony…

    Listen. Closely.

    *Suck* My* *Dick*.

    Stop embarrassing yourself and my United States Air Force.

    Go Fuck Yourself and that’s SENIOR MASTER SERGEANT to you, Airman First Class LOSER!!

    USAF/USAFR- 1984-2007

  40. Allen Elks says:


    Leonard talking shit again I see.

    Let’s get the story straight. Leanord’s page was NEVER hacked. In typical poser fashion that’s his excuse but it never happened. He’s even up to his old ways AGAIN. Yes Leonard we still know what you’ve been up to.

    He proclaimed he was SF and even threatened to kick my ass when he saw me because I called him out on it.

    He was suppose to meet up to prove he was SF but never showed. Of course he was messaging everyone telling them he was going to kick my ass.

    Problem is the PUSSY Can talk a lot of shit but never showed up to meet face to face.

    Leanord Martinez is a LYING PIECE OF SHIT POSER.

    MANY SF guys know the story that surrounds Leonard so there is no question he’s lying.

    He eve later tried to back peddle stating that SF is for “Security Forces” and he worked along side of SF soldiers. Again typical poser fashion of trying to come up with an excuse of why he said he was SF/Special Forces.

    Just a sorry piece of shit that I wouldn’t piss on if he was on fire.

  41. Green Thumb says:

    Just a generally, fat, repulsive, slimy and extra-oozy dude.

  42. A Proud Infidel® says:

    To hell with that fatassed, slovenly , smelly bucket of piss and snot, we have new chew toys that are MUCH more fun to laugh at. Hey lard-tard,you’re a has-been here at TAH as well!

  43. Toasty Coastie says:

    Chins, chins, chins!!

    Everywhere I look its freaking chins, chins and more chins!!!

    Gaahhhhhhh….NO MORE CHINS!!