Rowdy Anderson, the phony SEAL

| July 26, 2014

Rowdy Anderson

Don Shipley sends us this fellow by the name of Rowdy Anderson who claims that he’s “Former underwaterdimalishion at U.S. Navy” and a SEAL. He even has documentation for all of his little fantasies;



Rowdy Anderson Combat Diver

Rowdy SEAL Cert.

Of course because Don Shipley sent it to us, none of it is true – all that stuff proves is that he has the money to buy phony certificates. His Afghanistan Campaign Medal certificate was issued in 1996 – so he must’ve been on deep recon five years before 9-11-2001.

Rowdy's proof

But Don says he likes this picture best because “It shows his masculine, sexy side many phony SEALs have”.

rowdy j. anderson moobs

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. AW1 Tim says:

    I was hoping to open up my browser and find a nice pic of someone sexy with lots of curves.

    This isn’t what I had in mind. I think that perhaps I ought to go and spike my morning coffee with some Bulleit Bourbon. Maybe pour some onto my eyes to burn away that image.

    Oh yeah, and Rowdy? GFY

  2. Pineywoods NCO says:

    Wow…starting my crazy as is Saturday with a whole new breed of stupid.

    Rowdy…let me say this proudly. Follow these steps carefully.

    1) Take those fake certificates and put them in a pile.

    2) Add some gasoline.

    3) Strike a match and drop it into that pile.

    4) Watch said pile burn into ashes.

    5) Get on here and apologize for being a dumbass.

    6) Never show up on our radar again by staying at home and never getting online.

    And one last thing,


  3. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Here we go again, another sniveling, slovenly,man-boobs-sporting Sparkle Pony Brony wannabe SEAL. How soon will. We see another one going berserk threatening either lawsuits or showing up at our doorsteps like whatshisname or that supposedly-disabled drunken skydiving clown? BTW DullASS, you have once again accused the wrong man of being me!!

  4. Mustang1LT says:

    I got nuthin’…….

  5. Joe Williams says:

    I need guidance,please. Chief Petty Offices, can a sailor be in UDT and SEALS at the same time. Is this Rowdy is cliaming or I did read his fake docs wrong? Thank You Joe

    • MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

      Yes and no.

      Back in the day, the first SEAL Teams were made up of recruited or volunteered UDT frogmen, hence ST 1 West Coast in Coronado and ST 2 East Coast in Little Creek.

      In and around (I believe 1983) UDT and SEALs were all combined.

      The BUD/S has not changed over the years with exception of class #’s and locations. All UDT and SEALs either were trained at Ft. Pierce, Little Creek or Coronado.

      The NSW Trident IS worn by all Navy Combat Demolition Unit men, UDT and SEALs (at least ceremoniously). Few NCDU men are alive today.

      In the NSW community generally speaking, if you are a BUD/S grad, certified UDT and or SEAL in good honorable standing … You wear the Trident!

      That is all.

  6. NHSparky says:

    Nice moobage!

    “I wish I knew how to quit you!”

  7. Scotty says:


    The Hair has to be wrong on this one. R. Anderson is wearing a white cowboy hat. And everyone knows the good guy always wears the white stetson.

  8. MAJMike says:

    Those few real SEALs I’ve known have been quite literate.

    • NHSparky says:

      Yeah, considering that back in the day, having an AFQT > 50 was a bare minimum requirement, and most were well above that, I’m pretty sure a guy that can’t spell simple words or construct a basic sentence isn’t going to get real far in the, “But I’m a real SEAL!” game.

      • MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

        EOD/SEAL in 1985 was 115.

        I scored on my second and last try (only one do over per life) 117 … I believe, can’t remember and don’t care a wee bit!

  9. Chris says:

    I love the fact if you look at his supposed awards, he has been a E-4 for 20 years!,,lmao

    • James says:

      Not only 20 years as an E-4, he did it all without having to leave Texas. You can find all my state side address online and I’ve been retired 16 years. Computers are wonderful.

  10. John "Faker 6" Giduck says:

    I think Rowdy is as legit as I am although he did have more fake days in his fake military career. I’m just glad that Shipley’s hair doesn’t publicize non-SEAL fakes or Spetsnaz anti-SEAL trainers.

    Rowdy: just Google “archangel group Tactical Diving for SWAT” (without quotes) to see my anti-SEAL training courses. Spetsnaz SEALs like me are Shipley-proof!

    I also need a photo like that for my book cover.


    John “Faker 6” Giduck

    • clamsgotlegs says:

      “I also need a photo like that for my book cover.”

      I betcha he’d send you a dick pic if you send him a pic of your shovel. 😉

  11. Sparks says:

    First of the only true and real “Rowdy”, Rowdy Yates, from “Rawhide” would kick your ass over your shoulders Anderson. I think you’re queer as a three dollar bill but just won’t come out of the closet. All real men take shirtless selfies after all. It’s the mark of true men and cowboys everywhere. As for being in “underwaterdimalishion” for the Navy, what a belly laugh. Get a clue, get a dictionary and learn some bone head English you dip shit, ass clown, queef. Then go pound the dictionary up your fairy ass or have your boyfriends do it for you.

    Oh, and I bet money you’re going bald under that cowboy hat. You remind me of the graffiti I saw on an ass gasket dispenser in a public restroom once. It said, “Free Cowboy Hats!”

  12. MrBill says:

    Truly a high-speed SEAL. He’s got certificates dated variously from 1994 to 2014, and he’s an E-4 in all of them.

    And the Purple Heart for combat wound incurred in Afghanistan in 1995? Nice touch! Obviously during classified operations.

  13. Ex-PH2 says:

    OH, now I need mind bleach! Wow! This is beyond belief, in every possible way. My potato salad is smarter than this dilberto.

  14. Jonn Lilyea says:

    I’m thinking that he uses Wittgenfeld’s barber.

  15. ArmyATC says:

    But, he’s “former U.S. Navy underwaterdimalishion.” He’s gotta be legit. What a fucking turd. Not only is his “Afghanistan Campaign Medal” dated 1996, his “Purple Heart” certificate is dated 1995. So he was obviously wounded by the Taliban before he went deep cover in 1996. Anderson, GFY.

    • Hondo says:

      This tool certainly personifies the “dim” in dimalishion.

    • rb325th says:

      No shit on the dates… they absolutely screamed out at me when I began reading them out of morbid curiosity.
      What a freaking moron. He makes Wittlessone look like Einstein.

  16. Hayabusa says:

    Interesting that his “Purple Heart” was awarded for wounds received in Afghanistan in July 1995.

    I’m pretty sure that Bin Laden himself was still in Sudan in 1995, and didn’t enter Afghanistan and start setting up his Al Qaeda base camp operation there until 1996.

    So this Rowdy fellow really was ahead of the power curve in the War on Terror. Frankly, if he was conducting counter-terrorism DA missions in A-Stan back in the mid-90s, I’m surprised he didn’t personally round Bin Laden up and bring him back to CONUS in zip-ties well before 9/11. the USS Cole, the East Africa embassy bombings, etc. Think of how many lives could have been saved. What’s up with that?

  17. MSGRetired says:

    What a bag of Dog Dicks… These ass clowns dont even research how easy it is to out a Phony SEAL. Stupid is as Stupid Does !!

  18. CLAW131 says:

    Yes,folks,here we have the first ever hand picked spermatozoon to ever make it through BUD/S. He says he graduated HS in 1992. Back that off 17/18 years gives you birth year of 1974/1975. Yet the narrative of the SEAL Team 4 Certificate says he served with the Team from 4 July 1966 to 12 Dec 1977. How he was selected from the other 7 or 8 million look-alikes to go to BUD/S is beyond me. Maybe Senior Chief Shipley can give us some insight into rhe selection process.

    • CLAW131 says:

      Correction to my post. It only says he WENT to high school, not graduated. But given his awesome spelling techniques,maybe he should have stuck with “skoolin” a lot longer.

      • CLAW131 says:

        Oops,double correction. Correction to my (post) should read as Correction to my (comment). Brain fart, senior moment,whatever, I have no excuse. Out.

  19. Just an Old Dog says:

    There going to be a video on this sack of shit? I wonder if he is the one who certified Dennis Chevelair to be on Open water rescue diver.
    The thought of those two splashing around in a kiddie pool telling tall tales to each other cracks me up. Second thought the idea of those two sets of man-boobs inclose proximity makes me want to projectile vomit.

  20. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    He looks and acts ten times dumber than a rotten log. He’s so fucked up, he could dive into a swimming pool full of tits and come up with a mouthful of dicks and balls!!

  21. That Medzyk guy says:

    Oh my! I had fun plastering this crap all over my facebook friends!

  22. Azygos says:

    Maybe Geraldo and Rowdy can do a selfie together?

  23. mr. sharkman says:

    I don’t know that I want to mess with this dude. He’s been through NSW-related training that I have never heard of.

    From his FB page:

    ‘Former underwaterdimalishion at U.S. Navy
    January 18, 1993 to January 18, 2003’

    Underwater Demolition is one thing. Underwaterdimalishion? I’d say best no to play games with someone trained in that.

  24. YankeeJim says:

    Hmm granted his PH certificate isn’t recent, but the ones I have seen don’t show the exact reason why they “earned” it.

    • C2Show says:

      I thought he was going into hiding. But I guess the only thing Rowdy changed was his cover for facebook. He is probably denying friend request out of fear.

  25. mr. sharkman says:

    I’m sorry…I can’t get it out of my head so I am going to share the pain.

    After seeing the pictures on the FB page (including the cowboy hat), I keep hearing the strip club owner in Kill Bill 2. “That f*cking hat…”.


  26. ArmyATC says:

    He’s got some woman on the hook, wanting her to send him money. I wonder if she knows he’s a lair and fraud?

    • CLAW131 says:

      ATC, I think it’s the other way around. (She?) says (she’s) in Nigeria and needs his mailing info.

  27. ArmyATC says:

    And he has a second Facebook page. This one has a SEAL trident on full display.

  28. C Peyton says:

    Click on the link and then click on the comments below the photo. Almost feel sorry for this dumbs. We are not dealing with a high sense of mental capacity.

    • CLAW131 says:

      Yep,already did that. It’s a scam bigger than Stuttgart and he already fell for it. He’s a big fresh fish and they’re reeling him in.

    • Still serving(currently in Afghanistan) says:

      Obviously, Blondie is not a Rhodes Scholar….

    • Still serving(currently in Afghanistan) says:

      Obviously, Blondie is not a Rhodes Scholar….

  29. Maddie says:

    Ahhh, my eyes!!!! Dear Lord, hairy and well enough said.

  30. C2Show says:

    Rowdy might be mentally retarded, or “intellectually challenged”….whatever that lame term is…

    Looking at his face and those pictures, no way this guy can be normal.

  31. C2Show says:

    Amazing also, this guy was a E-4 from 1995 to 2014 with those crazy little fake awards.

  32. jonp says:

    I always believe what I am told about someones service. I mean, why would a half naked guy in a cowboy hat who spells it “underwaterdimalishion” be a liar???

  33. Green Thumb says:

    I bet he dates Phildo.

  34. Green Thumb says:

    This shitbag actually reminds me of Sir Offaloaf – Bill Blake.

  35. Just an Old Dog says:

    Apparent he’s quite the ladie’s man… He’d engaged to Shanna…

    And hes professing his love for Sandra, the Nigeria Princess here.

  36. nbcguy54 says:

    Man – how come no one ever wants to be a fake Army NBC NCO?

    • CLAW131 says:

      nbcguy,for the same reason none of them claim to be a 76Y supply weenie like I was: lack of basic hand written math skills. If they don’t have a calculator,eight is about as far as they can add. Anyway,is it true that you CBR guys counted up masks by adding the total number of inlet valves and lens outserts and then dividing by four? I hope you know i’m kidding.

  37. David says:

    Cute. “United States Navy Special Forces”. I can’t be the only one who caught that.

    • C2Show says:

      Oh yeah, shitload wrong with those certificates. This guy has to be mentally retarded. And not even sure what is up with his comment replies. Talking. Like. This…Using a phone to text can’t be that hard.

  38. Combat Historian says:

    This guy’s legit; he’s got all them pretty little awards and certificate thingies tacked to his wall…

  39. DaniB says:

    This asshat lives in the same town as me – woohoo I have a mission now – find him – expose his B.S. and make sure his new fiance knows what a fake he is!

    and as a side note – if I were ever inclined to FAKE being someone – it sure as HELL would not be a navy seal – especially one with a purple heart!! Dude do you know those guys know more ways to make you “disappear” than you have fake certificates!! Holy shit – get off the earth and stop wasting precious air and for cripes sake put your f’in shirt on! acckkkk!!!

  40. Green Thumb says:

    I wonder if he makes Phildo wear the cowboy hat?

  41. Venom says: Heres one wearing a SEAL Trident. He has a bunch of FB pages.

  42. Mayhem says:

    Yah, for some reason I don’t think “shot in the shoulder by a sniper ” is actually ever used in the citation for an award. Isn’t it usually “for wounds sustained while engaged with the enemy” or something to that effect?

    • YankeeJim says:

      Sure is.

    • NHSparky says:

      Not only that, for some fucking reason amateurs think getting shot in the shoulder is not a big deal, when in reality it’s probably one of the worst places not involving a vital organ to get hit.

      • ThommyMac says:

        Well, not to disagree, especially with NHS, but I have a dozen or so comics that say otherwise. Not only was Sgt. Rock shot in EACH shoulder a dozen plus times, he only needed a field dressing to continue the op. Ten of those times the dressings was nothing more than a drive-on rag. Its rumored he turned down all those promotions to stay in the field.

  43. ArmyATC says:

    This cockmole has a ton of Facebook pages. He can be seen wearing a SEAL trident shirt in one pic. “The Hair” needs to take this turd down.

    And he’s going back and scrubbing his pages as fast as he can. I don’t know if these will be up long.

  44. Sparks says:

    I can’t believe it. I looked at his Facebook pages and this turd is from Sulphur Springs, TX. Guess where my wife wants to live when we finally retire? Gooda golly Miss a Molly!

  45. Tankboy says:

    I bet that bottom picture of him in just the hat has graced the walls of more than a couple sleeper cabs of lonely gay interstate truckers.

  46. Green Thumb says:

    I cannot stand gay cowboys, pinky rings and ankle boots.

    Tool Anderson here is checking all three blocks.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

      You mean “rump ridin'” Rowdy Anderson… probably likes wearing assless chaps to the local “white party”

  47. Deborah Adams says:

    I lived in Sulphur Springs Texas at one time, I know people that knew him. They all say the same thing he never was in the military and he is a worthless POS.

  48. Jamey says:

    Turns out you have to put the award date in manually for that one. Didn’t know there was actually business in fake certificates.

    They should make these guys live out every second of pain and suffering they claim to have experienced.

  49. Green thumb says:

    A young Phil Monkress.