Ventura/Janos not done?

| July 31, 2014

Jesse Ventura's big fucking mouth

I was perfectly happy to let the Janos v. Kyle story die, but according to the Washington Times, little Jimmy Janos might not be done suing people;

When asked about his next moves, Mr. Ventura suggested more legal action could be on the way. He said his upcoming plans are to “visit HarperCollins” for publishing a book absent conducting proper “due diligence” on Mr. Kyle’s story, which never actually referenced the former wrestler by name, The Blaze reported.

As soon as he left the courtroom, Jimmy went straight to Russia Today studios for his first interview. During that interview, he told the audience that they shouldn’t be mad at him, they should be mad at the jury for finding in his favor and awarding him $1.8 million. Of course, he could have dropped the law suit when Chris Ky;e was murdered. He does some more whining;

“Like I said, I didn’t have an insurance company paying the freight for me. I had to pay my own,” The Blaze reported. Previously, he had said that Mrs. Kyle “had all her attorney fees paid by insurance.”

“I’m already damaged,” Mr. Ventura said, The Blaze reported. “I can’t go to a SEAL reunion anymore. That was the one place where I always felt safe. I can’t go there anymore without looking over my shoulder now wondering who is going to come after me next.”

Next? There would have to be a first time in order for there to be a next time. Was that an admission that Kyle did cold-cock his fat ass?

Since the verdict, I’ve heard stories on both sides – people did see the hit, people didn’t see the hit. So, I’m taking the safe position, since I wasn’t there; we can all agree that Jimmy Janos-Ventura is a jerk.

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  1. Old Trooper says:

    “Like I said, I didn’t have an insurance company paying the freight for me”

    Listen, butt nugget; the only thing insurance is covering is $500k, the other $1.3 million comes from the estate. So kiss my fat hairy pimply ass, mother fucker!

    I have tried to hold my tongue on this deal, but since the award, he has been showing his ass, once again, to any media that is dumb enough to put him on. Fuck you, Janos. Your 15 minutes have been up for years.

  2. SFC Von says:

    Hey Jimmy- have you ever thought that maybe you were persona non grata at the reunions to begin with!!?? That fact is that you went from a moderately annoying tin foil hat wearing washed up never has-been conspiracy theorist to a complete douche bag and people are calling you out.

  3. Andy says:

    I doubt he would be welcome again at another SEAL reunion after beating up a SEALs widow in court.

  4. Sparks says:

    Janos put himself on the outs with the SEAL community and now he blames everyone else. Classic. Sounds like his old opening rants in the wrestling world days about the butt hurt the Blue Cyclone put on him and the revenge he’s gonna get.

  5. ohio says:

    Maybe all of those steroids will take effect sooner rather than later.

  6. Pinto Nag says:

    People who sue other people for a living end up with a distinct smell, like a skunk. Others will start avoiding him the same way, too. No matter how much money he has, he won’t have enough to encourage people to be around him willingly.

    Janos is working hard on making himself a pariah.

  7. Ex-pH2 says:

    He’s an asshole. ‘Nuff said.

  8. Dave Hardin says:

    Does anyone know what his comment ‘That was a separate incident 6 years before in another bar’ meant? Maybe its the blood thinners causing all this.

  9. Stacy0311 says:

    by all means, go after Harper-Collins. They can afford a plethora of lawyers that can keeo this tied up for years, maybe until Janos dies. And then they can go after his estate. And hopefully they’ll counter sue his ass in a “loser pays” state

  10. Former 11B says:

    I believe Ventura and Kyle got into some kind of argument over the war, but I doubt Ventura said the thing about the SEALs deserving to lose a few. I also doubt that he got punched in the face. After reading some stuff on Kyle, I’ve come away with the impression that he wasn’t above telling tall tales about himself from time to time. Of course, none of that subtracts anything from all the good he did. If he had hit Ventura, Jesse would have ran to the police, he’s too much of a loud mouth bitch not to.

    All that said, Ventura is a major shitheel who should’ve dropped the suit once the man was murdered.

    He’s not going to have much of a case against the publisher unless he can prove that they KNEW the story to be false and instructed him to perpetuate that story during media appearances to sell books.

  11. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Janos: “I can’t go there anymore without looking over my shoulder now wondering who is going to come after me next.”

    Come after him next? You mean like when Kyle hit you? Your afreaid someone else might hit you too? In any event, I am comforted in the hopes that he is, indeed, worried constantly. There is solace in that.

  12. NHSparky says:

    Oh Jesse, how can we miss you when you won’t go away?

  13. nbcguy54 says:

    Paranoia. What a perfect gift for the asshole who has everything (except friends, respect, a job, sense, … well you know what I mean).

  14. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    “I’m already damaged,” Mr. Ventura said

    Long before this event Mr. Ventura, long before this event indeed.

    Damaged is an understatement, how a professional clown was able to get elected governor is more a statement on the intellect of the electorate than yourself as pitchman for the steroid enhanced freak show you called home for years…

    All you ever had to do was say to Mr. Kyle, “Cool story Bro” and that would have been over with a laugh instead of this nonsense.

    Of course the flip side is simple as well, this story added nothing to the book and never should have gotten past a decent editor.

    There was no value add in this tale to the overall picture of Mr. Kyle. It doesn’t make Kyle appear to be a better human for fighting in a bar over a perceived insult at age 32…that’s a point where bar fights should be long in your past unless you like spending time defending yourself against assault charges.

    In the end there are no winners in this story, only losers….Ventura is by far the bigger loser in my opinion but to many people who still like or believe Ventura, Mr. Kyle’s word will now be suspect as well and that’s a real tragedy.

    • CommonSense says:

      Bar fights were a constant theme throughout the book, so in that context, the argument with Janos fit right in.

      The only problem I see is that Chris should have never admitted to who ScruffFace was.

      • Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

        You are correct he should not have said it was Ventura, nothing to gain from it.

        Now Kyle’s lawyer made it so Kyle is a liar and Ventura a victim…in a case that was supposedly a slam dunk for Kyle’s side of the aisle.

  15. Bobo says:

    I’m guessing that, if, after it was disclosed that “Scruff Face” was Janos, Janos came forward and said that he was being a drunk ass and he caught one in the chin for it vice suing Kyle and his wife, he wouldn’t have a problem at the reunions.

    • Old Trooper says:

      As someone that has lived in Minnesota pretty much all my life; I can tell you that Ventura has very thin skin. He loves to go after someone and criticize them, but when someone asks questions of him, or criticizes him, he gets real mean, real fast.

      To be fair; he did have his moments of decency, such as the time he walked out of the Paul Wellstone Memorial turned democrat campaign rouser and he called them out for it to the media. However, much of his good was tarnished by his constant whining and victim mentality, that he brought upon himself.

  16. He was the same dick when he was my Gov.
    Talked a good game,got elected,couldn’t govern,blamed the Press,the Dems and Republicans,anyone who would listen.
    Not many people listening after about six minutes.
    His wife is a nice lady by most accounts,though.

  17. navydevil6110 says:

    For someone who is so anti-gov’t and anti-system, he sure seems to have no problem suing people and placing his trust in courts (one vs the WWE, one vs the TSA, and now this nonsense)…

    But of course this is the same douchenozzle who “lives off the grid” yet is all over twitter and youtube…

  18. Delilah T. says:

    ‘I can’t go there anymore without looking over my shoulder now wondering who is going to come after me next.’

    and this one… ‘I’m already damaged.’

    OH, my goodness me. Does anyone besides me think he’s afraid of the rustling in the bushes outside his door? Is he sitting on the edge of his sofa, rocking back and forth and drooling? Does this sound like someone else we ALL know who just loves filing frivolous claims? Are they, perhaps, clones?

  19. Pinto Nag says:

    On a serious note. Janos mentioned he’s on blood-thinners. It sounds to me like he’s looking for revenue to take care of medical expenses. You take blood-thinners for cardiovascular diseases, particularly anything that causes clots. They have some nasty side effects, particularly with long term use.

    Janos is staring his mortality in the face, and I think he’s afraid.

  20. Duncan McDonut says:

    I’m already damaged,” Mr. Ventura said

    Yes, strutting around in the ring wearing tights, a pink feather boa and Elton john sunglasses while pumped full of ‘roids does that to a man.

  21. FatCircles0311 says:

    This is what 9/11 truthers do.

    Be obnoxious asshole for attention.

    Jesse is their king.

  22. Tough666 says:

    The SEAL’s are conspicuously quiet on this. Bad press might hurt their chances to be in a movie I guess.

    • nbcguy54 says:

      I see that vwp’s little brother is in the house…

    • Enigma4you says:

      Having considered several possible replies I think I will go with if you cant say anything constructive then keep your mouth shut.

      Now I will expand, you are entitled to your own opinion, I welcome it. I have no problem with a good debate where points of view differ however your comment has nothing to do with the topic. You insult the honor of an entire sect of the special warfare community by the horrid ignorance you spew.

      We can all point at the numerous mission that the SEALs have completed, We can even look at Marcus Lutrell as an example of success when everything went wrong. But what we cannot do is insult the Honor of those men who have time and again proven with action that they really are a cut above.

      In the days before the word Troll became popular we called someone who only tried to stir up trouble a DICK.

      You Sir, are a Dick.

    • Pinto Nag says:

      T6, you’ve been making snide comments for the last couple of days. I’m with E4U — say something constructive, or go away.

      And he’s more Hussar’s little brother, than VWP’s.

  23. Sapper3307 says:

    I bet turd Boy would be more than welcome at a Seal event if he raffled of the chance to throat punch his has been aZZ.

  24. Sparks says:

    Jesse Janos-Ventura…I always thought he was a closet fag, insecure about his masculinity. A clown then and a clown now.

  25. Just an Old Dog says:

    “I’m already damaged,” Mr. Ventura said, The Blaze reported. “I can’t go to a SEAL reunion anymore. That was the one place where I always felt safe. I can’t go there anymore without looking over my shoulder now wondering who is going to come after me next.”

    Jesse, you damage yourself everytime you open your cockholster.
    I think I’ve already posted on several threads about “meeting” Ventura in Person at a fllet week party/ball.
    It was kinda a huge let down for me, because I sort of thought the guy was going to be all right. He was a Vietnam Vet SEAL ( thats the belief EVERYONE had at the time) a former pro wrestler and had been in one of my favorite movies (Predator) as a bad ass operator.
    Yes I admit I was starstuck. I was also spoiled by having a lot a great experiences at these type of functions. The guest of honor/ speakers there were usually bonafide heros and solid men.
    I was looking forward to metting the guy, shaking his hand and maybe getting a picture with him.
    When it came time for his speech he came off as a drunken asshole. A LOT of his “speech” was barbs directed at Marines and other services. Needless to say the head table looked pretty uncomfrtable after he made an ass of himself.
    Strangely enough very few people wanted to rub elbows with him afterwards.

  26. clamsgotlegs says:

    He has officially jumped the shark. IMO, he’s confused famous with infamous.

    in·fa·mous [in-fuh-muhs]
    1. having an extremely bad reputation: an infamous city.

    2. deserving of or causing an evil reputation; shamefully malign; detestable: an infamous deed.

    Can be confused: famous, infamous, notorious (see synonym study at famous).

    1. disreputable, ill-famed, notorious. 2. disgraceful, scandalous; nefarious, odious, wicked, shocking, vile, base, heinous, villainous.

    And then there is:

    per·so·na non gra·ta adjective \pər-ˈsō-nə-ˌnän-ˈgra-tə, -ˈgrä-\

    Definition of PERSONA NON GRATA

    : personally unacceptable or unwelcome

    New Latin, unacceptable person

    I see a Harvard Business School/crisis communication study on this case on HOW NOT to step on your dick. He could have made it all go away with dropping the case after Chris was murdered. If he had a PR firm, I doubt that he listened to them. Epic fail on the PR front.

    and finally, IMHO:

  27. Dave Hardin says:

    Watching this mans life has been like seeing a hurricane turn into a tropical depression and now…just a fart in the wind.

  28. The Other Whitey says:

    Fuck James Janos.

    His use of the word “next” clearly implies a previous incident, lending further credence to the notion that Chief Kyle did indeed knock him on his fat ass.

    He claims to be damaged somehow by this whole fiasco. He is damaged, by his shameless attempt to victimize a fallen hero’s widow, by his truther bullshit, by generally being a dick. Cry me a fucking river, asshole.

    He’s a proven liar. He never served as a SEAL and never came within 500 miles of Vietnam. Yet he went out of his way to convince people otherwise. His truther shit holds about as much water. As somebody whose job revolves around the effects of fire on man-made structures, I can easily disprove his theories without even dipping into the really technical stuff.

    Oh yeah, one last thing: he will never, ever, EVER be in any “Expendables” movie.

    Fuck James Janos. May that lard-ass, lying, worthless, heartless, brainless, dickless sack of rodent shit be sodomized in Hell. Fuck him.

  29. CLAW131 says:

    A small glimmer of good came from this. For all you millions of people out there who suffer from low self esteem and feel as though you can’t make it through another day here’s my advice: Whenever you’re down on yourself just remember you’ll never be as big of a worthless piece of shit as Jesse Ventura.