BOLO-Officer safety; Dennis Howard Chevalier

| August 9, 2014

I was perfectly happy to leave Dennis Chevalier alone if he’d just own up to his lies, but he won’t. He compounds his unrepentant behavior by making up lies about us. Unfortunately for him, we have a long reach and we don’t need lies;

Chevalier has joined forces with Wittgenfeld, Wickre and Bernath in some sort of perverse cabal of stolen valor thieves and brought people into the lawsuit out of revenge – people who have nothing to do with any of this. I’m pretty sure that it’s Chevalier’s shitty research that has “identified” at least three people as commenters here who have never even heard of TAH before they read about it in that joke of a lawsuit.

Editor’s Note: The police departments involved asked us to take down their fliers, and like the good law-abiding citizens that we are, we voluntarily complied to their requests for the safety of their officers.

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  1. Green Thumb says:

    I wonder if Paul (of the Ballsack) has to roll over twice to dismount Chevy after he services him?

    Maybe Whittenturd will know as I am sure he watches the action with Commander Phil Monkress of All-Points Logistics at his side.


  2. O-4E says:

    Turd burgler

  3. Cheese Eater McBlobfish says:

    You guys are too advanced for me, with the words that you use. I will understand you guys better if you guys sent hot stinky air my way.

    Dennis “The Blobfish” Chevalier

  4. Green Thumb says:

    I wonder what these losers say to each other.

    Do they claim real CPO, LTC, Commander, Ranger, etc? Is it everyone else’s fault? There are people spreading rumors and such.

    What a bunch of shitbags. These turds have lied so much they believe themselves.

  5. Mustang1LT says:

    Might as well bump the thread. Although, since according to Heavy Chevy, everyone who questions him is a member of “The Cadre”, without further ado and with apologies to all who remember the commercials from the 70’s:
    I’m a Cadre
    You’re a Cadre
    He’s a Cadre
    She’s a Cadre
    Wouldn’t you like to be a Cadre too?


  6. OIF '06-'07-'08 says:

    What I find coincidental is that blobfish publishes his final say about us just a few days before the BOLO’s were released to Jonn. Wonder if the law enforcement agencies involved gave blobfish a head’s up!

    With these BOLO’s in full circulation, his days of being able to BS his way out of trouble are over. He will in the future, piss off the wrong LEO and he will have to finally face the consequences.

    As for his last wife!!!!! Any woman that buys his bull instead of the truth that is now forever on the internet has no one to blame but themselves.

  7. thebesig says:

    This just in from the grapevine… police investigating Dennis Howard Chevalier. :mrgreen:

    • rgr1480 says:

      SITREP, over??? Anymore detailed G2?

      • thebesig says:

        More from the grapevine:

        Dennis Howard Chevalier contacted the police one too many times because of what has been said here. Now he’s being investigated for mental issues. We had him pegged, the idiot should’ve gotten the help that we advised him to get. :mrgreen:

        • Green Thumb says:


          • thebesig says:

            The BOLO doesn’t bode well for his BSing his way out of cop situations. That investigation doesn’t bode well for his being able to own and operate firearms. 🙄

            We warned him, we advised him, and he didn’t listen like we expected he wouldn’t. :mrgreen:

            It’s like what was already mentioned. One of these days, after he meets MSG Soup Sandwich on the other side, all his paperwork on his credentials are going to end up in the trash, unceremoniously, and the world would go on. 🙄

            • C2Show says:

              Lol Jesus, I wish I saw the BOLO. Any updates on the loser

              • thebesig says:

                Sorry for the late reply, I was at Advance Leader Course (formerly known as BNCOC) when you posted that. :mrgreen: I did query Dora about the investigation on him, she hasn’t heard anything from the investigator.

                • GDContractor says:

                  All the car hops at Kellers Hamburgers have explicit instructions to call me if some fat fuck in a fake police car orders anything with “triple cheese”, but so far I have heard nothing.

  8. Green Thumb says:


  9. Just an Old Dog says:

    In all seriousness Dennis Howard Chevalier needs to be medicated, given mental Health Counseling and have his toys taken away.
    He is a runaway train thats going to end up hurting someone ( probably a female) or himself if he isn’t bought to heel.
    He is a blowhard who will backdown when faced with anyone who can physically stand up to him. However he is the type to go behind closed doors and take it out on whatever female he has conned into cohabiting with him.

  10. Just an Old Dog says:

    The bad thing about being a lying shit stain is that people read about you now and remember the shit you tried to pull on them.
    Denny you were lying for years about that Desert Storm Vet thing. You chickens are stil coming home to roost you fat bastard.

    Dennis Chevy Chevalier
    “I did an electroic countermeasures ship called the EC-130 H model
    my bird was nose-arted as Cow-Town Cathy the bird was a electronic communications disruption ship. The enemy couldn’t communicate when we showed up, nor could they use radar or microwave”

    Turned in from a woman who read this site and remembered you trying to hit on you in 2012.

    • Mustang1LT says:

      Now, now…we all know that he was hacked! You’ve just found another of the dozens of people who have hacked Chevy McBlobfish. We know that due to his diligent efforts in the field of criminal profiling, he has become the target of a highly trained ring of arch – cyber criminals. This is merely another of those incidents.

      /sarc off

  11. ArmyATC says:

    Is blobfish laying low now or has he been taken in for psychiatric evaluation?

    • Just an Old Dog says:

      Wife number seven kicked his sorry ass out, so he probably has no internet access.
      Having the local cops calling him out probably has him lying low also.

      • AverageNCO says:

        Check out last week’s open thread, or Jonn’s Facebook page from last week. I spotted him in Japan and took a photo.

  12. Hack Stone says:

    A musical based on his life is currently in production. The title is “Seven Brides For Seven Pounds Of Cheese”.

  13. OIF '06-'07-'08 says:

    Any update regarding our favorite cheese gobbling blobfish? Maybe the investigations that he is undergoing/underwent have finally shut him up for good.

    He is the first person that I know of whom went running to the police to complain about being butt hurt on an internet forum. Damn!!!!!! it really sucks to be you cheesflake.

  14. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    My people tell me … He is fuctedided! That is Irish for screwed!

    But what do I know!

  15. C2Show says:

    Holy shit, I had no clue about any of this LOL

    • Just an Old Dog says:

      Quick summary so you dont have to dig through it.
      Denny ended up getting himelf on the skyline with the North Richland Hills PD.
      He took a “wanted” poster there ( whether he actually found one or printed one out I dunno) .
      When he was told to go pound sand he got an attitude with the detectives.
      It also appears he got hitched again in March. Wife number 7 called the cops out to a domestic dispute with him. Of course he acted nice when the cops were there but the soon to be ex told thecops he was unstable and had several weapons, some in his car and some in a storage unit.
      Within that ame time frame he was pulled over for a traffic violation in an ex police car he still had markings on. It was noted he still had the ability to mount lights and other equipment in it. He was told to remove the markings. The officers took several pictures of his fat ass and the car and its part of the BOLO.
      They basicaly said he is armed, has a hard time with real authority and coud try to impersonate a cop.

      • Green Thumb says:

        Fucking loser.

        This dude is after Phildo’s heart.

        If only there were some Native American claims….

      • C2Show says:

        Unbelievable, damn I anted to see that BOLO too. I don’t know wtf I was doing on ninth to miss out on this.

        Wife number 7 lol He still managed to con another woman after this…wow. I wonder if h sold the car and uses the bus. Or if he has just gone into hiding. Chances that he is homeless now.

        I’ll be in Dallas in a few months, pray I don’t get to see psycho.

        • OIF '06-'07-'08 says:

          Actually C2, there were two BOLO’s issued against blobfish. The first one was with the North Richland Hills PD. This BOLO was issued because of his domestic issues with wife number 7 and his complaints that he filed against thee butt hurt he suffered here.

          The second BOLO was issued by the Grapevine Texas PD. This BOLO was issued because of him driving around in an ex police cruiser with a big ‘ol POLICE decal on the side. He told the officer’s that pulled him over that he had not gotten an estimate to have the decals removed.

  16. Just An Old Dog says:

    It looks like his supporters have got him several medals he has earned over the years.

    • GDContractor says:

      Nice rack. What’s next? Are his supporter going to replace his lost challenge coins? This is bullshit! 😉

  17. GDcontractor says:

    Latest word, Chevy considering move to Norkland.
    “North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un may be seriously ill from eating too much Emmental cheese: report:”

    They like fatboys, love meat shields, and Asian chicks everywhere. All the cheese you can eat!

  18. SJ says:

    I miss Hollywood. Wonder what he’s up to? Disappointed that he seems to have given up on the Tournament and not mounting any challenge to phony lawyer/pilot/squid.

  19. Just An Old Dog says:

    Just a word to Mr “The final say”.
    You have lost control of everything other than your shit blog.
    No one believes your bullshit and your shits in the wind. All the predictions about you being a wannabee Cop came to pass just like we said it would. The picture of your fat Jowls as the police apprehended you and questioned yu abut your phony cop car is priceless.
    300 pounds? Really. What a pathetic looking piece of shit. Enquiring minds want to know how wife number 7 figured out what a piece of shit you are,
    Im sure you will blame hackers, TAH and everyone else but yourself. Chances are you displated the same busive behavior you did with the others, You stole from her, physically and mentally abused her and tried to run around on her.
    She and her daughter tossed out you, your couch and your computer into the street and called the cops for good measure.
    Have you peeled off those decals yet loser? Have you found another cheap apt to infest? Or are you living on your couch in your storage unit, occasionally washing in the sink at a nearby 7-11?
    You and the other douchebags who have tried to bully real veterans have been soundly bested this year. Birdbath has had his ass handed to him in court, as has Psul ( of the ballsack) and Dullass is just another drunken dickweed who no ne cares about. You are one of the flabby fab four. It’s about all you will ever ammount to.

  20. Doc Savage says:

    Not a peep?

    Dare we hope that the “Cheddarnaught” has been grounded?

    Could it possibly have seeped into that ridiculously thick cranium that his best option is to simply walk away and stop fanning the flames of the pyre he built himself?

    Time will tell methinks…but based on history, he wont be able to stay away long…..

    • C2Show says:

      Nope, he does not have access to the internet anymore. Either he is homeless or in jail finally.

      Dennis, if you happen to log on and see this..I’ll be in Dallas soon on a stop. Love to get autograph on a solid block of pumpernickel, champ!

  21. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    All I can say is that mo matter what has happened, “Blobfish” Chevalier has made himself into someone VERY hard to feel sorry for!!

  22. nbcguy54 says:

    I hoping that this POS hasn’t found his way back into the Texas Guard. My stepdaughter is currently pulling Border duty with the National Guard and Texas Guard personnel are providing support to them. If somehow, someway this cheese eating prick has gotten back into the State Guard, that too could explain his absence. Maybe the cartel will snatch him to use as a cheese-mule.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Maybe he’s gone to the Tex-Mex Border trying to be some civilian Militia Man, and now he’s given himself the duty of guarding he supply of jelly doughnuts? That, or he’s the alleged sleuth hired by the Shmendrick Squad (maybe that’s who someone was referring to that charged $49 to find each of us?) and he’s deep undercover in some roach motel with a box of day-old jelly doughnuts for sustinence?
      I could care less about that critter, like the others, he has put himself where he is now.

      • OWB says:

        He’s doing his “meat shield” thing somewhere. With someone. Or something.

        You’d think that he has at least enough street smarts to keep his oversized target self well hidden. But that monstrous ego craves attention. With him, negative attention is better than being ignored.

  23. SJ says:

    Maybe one of the 6 or 7 ex-wives will chime in?

    I hate seeing the distinguished attorney and aviator walk to the tournament finish line with no competition.

    Since Round Ranger has gone to ground, Chevy is the last hope for an interesting tourney. Well, maybe Frank can spice things up.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Yes indeed, SJ. Unless someone else makes a mess as big or bigger than say, a major volcano eruption, this years’s SV Tourney will be little more than a formality before some wannabe lawer/pilot/CPO (Honorary or otherwise) is named as champion!

  24. Ex-PH2 says:

    Maybe he isn’t on the net any more because his computer finally melted, the cops busted him (as mentioned above).

    And maybe the few internet cafes there are recognize him from his blobfish photos and won’t give him access to anything because he’ll eat everything in the food cases and won’t pay for it, or for his intertubes service, either.

    I can see it now. He comes waddling down the street, leaving cracks in the cement, and someone across the street recognizes him phones the store with a warning, and they put the ‘CLOSED’ sign on the front door, drop the UV blinds, and turn the lock. All the other customers know enough to use the back door.

    300 pounds? Really? How in the blue-eyed world do people do that to themselves?

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      I’ve heard that a number of people bloat themselves up to that weight because once they weigh 300 pounds or more ( It might be 350, I’m not sure right now), they qualify for SSI Disability benefits.

      • Mustang1LT says:

        So that’s a real thing? I thought that was a plot line from a Simpson’s episode where Homer went to see Dr. Nick Riviera to help him gain weight so he could qualify to work from home. Wow. Truth, stranger, fiction.

        • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

          Yes Sir, it’s true. During a layoff from my regular job several years ago I worked a sales job with what turned out to be a fly-by-night outfit (frozen food sales), I had to work with a fleabag who told me just that and bragged about how his “Old Lady” was doing it.

  25. Pineywoods NCO says:

    Just when you thought he would go away…

    Yes, it’s him. I am horrified that it was suggested I friend him there.

    • Mustang1LT says:

      Got ya beat! I found that Gay Jay Kerwin was listed as a 3rd level connection! And so is Ceeseslayer! I don’t want to pry too deeply, but it seems that some “friends of friends” may be caught up in these webs of deceit!

      • Green Thumb says:


        Gay Jay Kerwin is a felon and known loser. Furthermore, he is a “businessman” who makes no sense when you ask him questions about his felonious claims and “work out” business.

        Especially in the morning. Sleepy Jay, he is.


  26. Just an Old Dog says:

    I know your pathetic ass is checking this page from time to time, you just cant stay away.
    You will never fucking learn will you?
    Your lies about your service, experience in the DEA, FBI and other Law enforcement agencies were spun to impress people and to get you into relationships based on false pretenses.
    Even after you were outed you managed to get wife # 7. That shows what a coniving piece of shit you are.
    Here’s the deal Cheese-monger. Since google itself hasn’t been enough, there is now a campaign underway to ensure that your name and history is put on several scam dating alert sites, along with a recommendation that whoever runs into you checks the public records about your marriages and do a FOIA request on your supposed military service.
    You are famous, but not in the way you would like to be.

  27. OIF '06-'07-'08 says:

    With all the attention that a non lawyer in the great PNW and Psul of the balls sack has been garnering here as of late, we just cannot neglect the blobfish. We gotsa send him some love every now and then to let him know that we have not forgot about him.

    So cheeseflake, how has life been treating you lately? How did the investigations by the NRHPD go? You have been very quiet and to be honest cheeseflake I kinda miss your special brand of stupid. Have you posted to your evidence blog lately? Do you think the whole internet world is gonna visit that sorry ass excuse of a blog of yours? How much money has anyone donated to your cause against us TAH terrorist? Still working the slave wage jobs as Paul Blart the mall cop?

    Please, please enlighten us about your current situation, well actually, leave your love life out. Heard that all the dating sites has you pegged for the sorry ass loser you are. Later cheeseflake.

    • Green Thumb says:

      His fat, diseased ass has probably been busy getting divorced by wife number seven or eight or whatever.

      Total Loser and Meatgazer he is.

  28. C2Show says:

    No further information on the Man O war, Chevy? I guess he will not be winning any tourney.

  29. SJ says:

    I understand the need for OPSEC but there are hints here and there that Chevy is still kicking? I can’t believe that the leopard changed his spots and has gone silent for all this time.

  30. thebesig says:

    Boot to the head! The 9 month mensiversary of hammering Dennis Howard Chevalier’s azz! :mrgreen:

    The guy has been silent for this long, as he’s busy flying phony C130s in Pineland in an operation called, “Operation Forest Phony”. Daniel A. Bernath is his fuel chief, Dallas Wittgenfeld is his “mother of all mega bombs,” and Paul K. Wickre is the loudmouth running the radios. :mrgreen:

    They’re making a movie on this too, with the same folks mentioned here being characters. The title of the movie will be, “The Rejects!”

  31. Just an Old Dog says:

    Apparently Denny has been telling people tall tales again.
    He has been telling people over that over Thanksgiving that some freak “tresspassed” on the property he was guarding aand mistaking him for a policeman demanded that he be given a ride to a pay phone. Of course Tellytubby chubbyliar was very nice to him, and even offered to let him use his phone, but the guy demanded to be given a ride.
    So Denny gave him a ride, but surprised him and took him to the police station. Of course in the story the cops are all buddy buddy with chubby and the guy has warrants for domestic abuse and bad checks. ,,, Then he has a picture of a guy in a cruiser that is handcuffed,,,, funny since his story didnt mention he cuffed the guy and he was” surprised.”
    Lying piece of dog shit.

    • Hack Stone says:

      I am just wondering if when he allegedly took a photo the guy in a police car, did he tell him ” Say cheese”?

      • Just an Old Dog says:

        Hack, his story doesnt hold water for a few reasons.
        1. If he supposedly was just giving an unsespecting guy a ride to a payphone he wouldnt have him handcuffed.

        2. If he took a guy into the police station, why would they take him outside and put him in another cop car just to take a photo. It looks like a picture that cheesemuncher pilfered from somewhere.

        • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

          Either ‘ol Blobfish pilfered the photo or it’s some Wino he paid a few bucks to be photographed like that!

        • SJ says:

          Where does one find a “pay phone” these days?

          • Green Thumb says:

            At All-Points Logistics.

            The cost of a simple phone call is being pushed to the employee and consumer. Especially in light of all of those contracts being revoked.

  32. Just an Old Dog says:

    Flash!!! Cheeseslayer is supposedly engaged AGAIN!!!

    • Hack Stone says:

      Well, they do say nine is the charm. Reminds me of that episode of The Simpsons when they were talking about Homer and Marge getting married. The lady at Shotgun Pete’s Wedding Chapel hands him a card and tells him that when you get it stamped ten times, the tenth wedding is free.

      • Doc Savage says:

        I wouldn’t wish that misfortune on any female.

        Not even my ex-wife.

        • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

          I’d laugh my ass of if he and my ex-monster hooked up, they deserve each other!

          • Doc Savage says:

            I wouldn’t gift her to Chevy…..he does not deserve to be rewarded.

            I divorced her because she loved sex ALL the time.

            just not with me……

            • Old Troope says:

              Sorry to hear that, Doc.

              It does remind me of a Rodney Dangerfield joke, though: My wife and I had an agreement that we would only smoke after sex. I’ve had the same pack since 1975 and my wife’s up to 3 packs a day.

            • Ex-PH2 says:

              I’ll send you a copy of ‘Joy of Sex’, Doc.

              If you guys are going to talk about sex this early in the morning, could you post a spew alert?

              I’d appreciate it. Thanks!

            • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

              Mine was a pathological liar/Gold Digger/Con Artist, I’d pair them up right after I made sure I stocked the fridge with plenty of beer!

      • Green Thumb says:

        Engaged to a dude.

        I actually do not blame heavy Chevy. Maybe its time to switch?

        The first six women did not work out very well.

        • Jonn Lilyea says:

          The word on the street is that he’s lined up wife number eight or number nine (I can’t keep count anymore).

          • OIF '06-'07-'08 says:

            After all the exposure that cheesflake has received since last February, any woman that is fooled by him has no one to blame but themselves. I have absolutely no pity for what awaits her/them.

  33. GDContractor says:

    News flash:
    Dear world. A few days a go I incountered a guy that was hier than a EC130-H Compass Call that I used to flie in Iraq, before I got shot down. He thouht I was a reel cop becauz of my “reverse enjineered” patrol car. And my web belt. It was hillaious! Its all good. Livving the dreem! I am ingajed to a woman I hired to work for me! Wat coud go rong with that? As they say in SWEDEN, life is a beech! Yours in crime fiting – Denny

  34. Big Steve says:

    Denny…. you are an amorphous mass of undulating, humanoidal protoplasm.
    Plus, it seems, a user of women and a military phony to boot.

    This is no way to go through life, dude.