Casey Shook; phony Ranger, SF, accused tickle monster

| August 9, 2014


Jeff Hinton at Professional Soldiers sends us his work on former Buckeye, Arizona Policeman, Casey Shook who was arrested for sexual activities with children. The Arizona Republic’s website AZCentral started their story about the accused tickle monster like this;

Shook, a former Army Ranger and special forces member, started working for the Buckeye Police Department in September 2007, police records show. He had previously worked as a police officer in Washington state.

Jeff says that he’s been in contact with the Buckeye Police Chief who is also wondering where they got the Ranger/Special Forces thing. he says that the journalists didn’t get it from his department. But here is Casey’s FOIA;

Casey Shook Assignments

Casey Shook FOIA

He was a parachuting chemical specialist in the 21st Chemical Company at Fort Bragg and an NBC specialist in an Air Defense Battery at Fort Lewis Washington.

Jeff has written to the “journalists” at the Republic to ask where they got that stuff and got the sound of crickets in return. So, be my guest; & . they’re going to need to correct that article.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. John "Faker 6" Giduck says:

    I think that I saw him on the pilot of the TV show, “Touched By An Uncle”. That show wasn’t renewed.

    As for his military claims, Casey Shook doesn’t seem to have the girth required to be a phony SF/Ranger. We are a rare breed….and donuts tend to be rare around us.

    Tickling is a spetsnaz trained skill. Casey has a bright future with Archangel Group assuming he could pass a one week military style adventure camp at a secret base in Russia. It’s tough training. He’ll be tickled nightly.


    John “Faker 6” Giduck

    • Cheese Eater McBlobfish says:

      Remind him to bring his own cheese, they didn’t have blocks of cheese when I was there. That was a horrible 24 hours for me. Good thing that I washed out the next day, going another 6 days without cheese would’ve been a nightmare.

      Dennis “The Blobfish” Chevalier

    • JarHead Pat says:

      BAHAHAHAHAHAH,I FUCKING LOVE THIS PAGE, Dennis Chevalier is a NAMBLA lifetime member hahahahaha.

  2. HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

    Looks like he may be going away for a very, very long time – sentencing is this Thursday:

    He faces a MINIMUM of 111 years in the hole… and as a child molester, that isn’t good for him.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Allow his prison’s Personnel to “accidentally” leave him alone among the lifers, and his sentence will quickly become one of painful death!!

    • jonp says:

      You forgot that he is a SF/Ranger Death Machine. I bet he is running the place inside of 6 Months

  3. The Other Whitey says:

    A child molester who used to be a cop? Awww shit, they are gonna have a ball with his ass!

    • ArmyATC says:


    • charles w says:

      He will never be in anything other than protective custody. Even then he is not safe.

    • jonp says:

      There are going to be balls near his ass. You have that part right.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Damn, I forgot he’s an ex-Cop. They’ll have fun making his life a living hell!!

      • Green Thumb says:

        I do believe that a warm cup of soup and a hearty handshake are warranted in this situation.

        This man is in for a life of pain and isolation.

        Fuck him.

        • Green Thumb says:

          I just lost IQ points.

          But to your point, I imagine he is getting fucked a lot these days.

        • ArmyATC says:

          Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck.

        • Flagwaver says:

          The “F-word” that you are too immature to use, has only recently been made to infer sexual intercourse.

          It comes from the early German word ‘fuk’ which means “to strike,” which is in itself a Grimmian evolution of the word ‘pugno’ which means “I fight” or ‘pugnus’ which means “fist.”

          The common use of the word is more of an intensifier or negative descriptor.

          Please educate yourself before trying to seem all high and mighty, otherwise you look foolish.

        • Pinto Nag says:

          Hmmm. Fuck. Or more accurately, FUCK.

          An acronym, found in early legal documents.

          F – For (the)
          U – Use (of)
          C – Carnal
          K – Knowledge

          It was the charge commonly applied to Prostitutes.

  4. PeteOldABH says:

    After reading the news article on him, and being a former corrections officer, I can say that this person is going to have a very difficult future ahead of him. It really is pitiful to say the least, but as was said earlier, he will probably spend most of his time in protective custody.

  5. E says:

    >>He was a parachuting chemical specialist in the 21st Chemical Company at Fort Bragg and an NBC specialist in an Air Defense Battery at Fort Lewis Washington.<<

    I still have no idea why people lie about this sort of shit. What's with the false glory grab amongst people that don't even know any better in the first place, especially when it wasn't necessary?

    Which sounds impressive to the average know-nothing-about-the-military civilian: I was an Ranger, OR, I was a paratrooper specializing in nuclear/biological/chemical warfare?

    If you're just trying to impress civilians either one works fine, and you don't have to lie about the NBC thing if that's what you really did.

    So who is he REALLY trying to impress? Himself?

  6. Green Thumb says:


    I love it!

    Chicken hawk.

  7. Green Thumb says:

    I wonder when this man will go to prison?

    I would like to be there to watch him get on the bus.

  8. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    You can see it your way, and you’re entitled to your opinion. As for me, I’ve worked with abused kids, and I have ZEEO SYMPATHY for that walking waste of flesh and oxygen, I hope the rest of his life in prison will be a living he’ll for him, and satan has a place waiting for him afterward.

  9. Juror says:

    He molested and raped his step daughter. I was a juror and he is guilty, no doubt it.

    • luckey73 says:

      Juror, could you please contact me directly? I knew him personally, as well as a few other victims of his, and could use some closure.

  10. Big Steve says:

    Some people really have a knack for effing their life up. This lamer is a shining example of that phenomenon.

  11. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Are you trying as hard as you can to sound like a rambling moron, or does it come to you naturally?

  12. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    Except in many gay bashing cases the only “crime” committed by the gay individual was being gay, which last time I checked the constitution wasn’t a crime.

    You are suggesting there are mitigating circumstances for violent assault, that’s the entire problem with our justice system. We don’t actually offer justice, we just dispose of cases using some legalese to move the case into disposition with a guilty plea, usually plea bargained down from the actual serious crime.

    The kinds of people who engage in victimizing members of the LGBT are also the kinds of people who routinely lie about the acts you mention in your rambling, almost incoherent wall of text.

    Your idiotic ramblings attempt to justify beating or murdering a member of the LGBT community for an act such as indecent exposure, conveniently avoiding the reality that in many of these crimes the “indecent” exposure was a public display of affection between two gay men.

    It’s for assholes like you that the Pink Pistols were started, gay bashers won’t get away with beating those members of the LGBT community who arm themselves according to their second amendment rights. I would encourage anyone who is LGBT to join the nearest chapter and learn how to operate a firearm. Nothing says you aren’t going to victimize me like a loaded firearm in the hands of someone who knows how to use it.

    • Flagwaver says:

      You seem to believe that all homosexuals are sexual predators, when there are far more heterosexual sexual predators per capita than homosexual. That means that it is more likely for a person to be sexually assaulted by a heterosexual than homosexual, regardless of the population levels of either.

      You are obviously anti-gay. We got that. However, there are people who are open-minded and see people as being people, not as being gay or straight.

      Throughout my life, I have had friends who are gay. My best friend is a bisexual Marine who is a month away from having her first child with her husband. Another friend just had a baby with her wife not too long ago. Guess what, neither are criminals or predators.

      You seem to be under the impression that anything other than heterosexuality is a sexual deviancy. You are free to hold that thought. However, be aware that putting it into the public forum will cause ridicule from those of us with other views.

      Oh, and speaking of sexual deviancy, there are some members that comment on this blog that are part of the Scene. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, then you don’t even know what “sexual deviancy” is.

    • GDContractor says:

      9 out of ten people that are Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs prefer Fruit Loops…. just sayin. What’s you’re favorite color Abner?

    • Flagwaver says:

      I know for a fact that all of my LGBT friends believe that any sexual assaults, whether against children or adults, are wrong. However, I am interested to know which members of the LGBT community you have spoken to regarding their feelings of sexual molestation against children. If you haven’t spoken to any, then perhaps you should try before you post that kind of inane dribble. It kind of makes you look like a homophobic idiot.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Abner, here you go once again:

  13. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    My man!

  14. Flagwaver says:

    Are you for real? Please say that you are just joking with all of these posts regarding these homophobic rants. There is no way that a partially educated human being can hold these views.

    • Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

      I think our boy was approached by a gay man and enjoyed the attention. Consequently his self loathing over his questionable sexuality has created this need to express his self loathing through vitriol projected at the gay community. He’s seeking to explain why he enjoys being gay when it’s a taboo for him to be gay, therefore he runs through an entire laundry list of falsehood and innuendo.

      Abner, it’s okay that you’re gay there’s no need to continue spewing your hatred. Accept your reality and move on with your life.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Here’s another one for youtoad snot-for-brains. You make your living in a college because the real world would eat you alive.

  15. ChipNASA says:

    I used this in another thread but after seeing the mountain of worthless Bernath-like shit Abner has posted, I believe this is apropos…




    Oh and case you didn’t get it, let me let my good buddy R. Lee Ermey clarify that for you.

    /spew alert.

  16. nbcguy54ACTUAL says:

    Looks like somebody had an extra helping of Bernathian Jello again.
    Abner, that stuff is bad for you…

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Here’s another one for you, Abner the toad snot-headed taint-luster:

  17. OWB says:

    Had to go back to the top of the page as a reminder of the topic. What any of the posted drivel has to do with it is beyond me.

    For the record, most pedophiles are otherwise heterosexual. That they are all antisocial at minimum and more likely flat out crazy just doesn’t explain the crazy postings of our current nut against a small percentage of pedophiles says more about the poster than about pedophiles.

    Sorry, bubba, but any adult who diddles a child is a sick bastard. It seriously doesn’t matter whether the gender of the victim is the same or different from the abuser. It’s not unlike any other rape, where it’s more about control than sex. It’s all disgusting, criminal, and inexcusable.

  18. ChipNASA says:

    Abner, Abner, Abner…….
    You’re never going to win an Oscar.

  19. Ex-PH2 says:

    Apparently, abner the ass-dumb doesn’t know or understand the connection between pederasty and pedophilia.

    He also doesn’t know or understand the connection between psychobabble and his particular brand of dribbling drivel. Msybe he went to or taught at Crookham Court.

    Whatever, he needs to learn to stop being a boring, commonplace attention whore.

  20. ChipNASA says:

    But Abner,
    Since you are so experienced and educated in all things, please to be explaining about goats or donkeys that are so popular is certain areas of the world of which you may or may not be familiar.
    /hey, just askin’ is all.

    • ChipNASA says:

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        ChipNASA, did I ever tell you that my high school English teacher (Old Chromedome) was a twin for Captain Picard?

        They were separated at birth by about 30 years, but anything is possible with science, isn’t it?

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        And to think that the fate of this entire universe is in the hands of those… those… ossifers!!!!

  21. OAE CPO USN Ret says:


    You know that scene in 2001 A Space Odyssey where the colors blur on by?

    That’s how I feel after trying to read all of this.

  22. Green Thumb says:

    You should seek employment at All-Points Logistics.

    The False Commander and current CEO Phony Phil Monkress is going to love you.

    Take your argument to one of his many blogs.

    Sky is the limit.

  23. nbcguy54ACTUAL says:

    Another barrel of bandwidth lost forever.

    My guess is that Little Orphan Abner is a keyboard tester at some computer company and all of this is part of the “how much silly shit can you type before the keyboard implodes” test. I reckon he’s on his third one of the day …

  24. C2Show says:

    Click on comments and this thing turned into a weird Abner self-hating, gay witch hunt.

  25. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Anny-boy, your screen name is remarkably similar to that of third world goat-humpers, and I’m sure you’re on starving for whatever attention it can get.

    • GDContractor says:

      He claims he is American but he doesn’t know Count Chocula.

      Case closed.

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        Well, I as promised, I clicked on the ‘REPORT’ button, so whether or not abner the anklebiting moron knows about Count Chocula or not is immaterial, irrelevant and has no place in the meaning of Life, just like abner the dimwitted epoxyclown.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Hey Annie-boy, from me to you:

  26. Ex-PH2 says:

    Hey, look, everybody!! abner the amazing asshole is back with more psychobabble twaddle!

    Nobody gives a shit, you imbecile. Stop dumping your self-hatred AND your phony research on this website and find a new hobby.

    If you want to be internet famous for being a confirmed dimwit, you’ve already got that prize, you moron, so knock it off and find a new place to annoy people.

    • OAE CPO USN Ret says:




      • ChipNASA says:

        Here OAE CPO USN Ret
        Let’s have Penn Jillette give you a little hand educating Good Ole Abner here.

      • Pinto Nag says:

        Abner, you have a serious mental problem, and you desperately need therapy. Instead of ‘jacking a blog, why don’t you go find a doctor to help you? You’re not going to get any help here — it’s time for you to go away now.

        • Pinto Nag says:

          Abner, this blog is for discussion of military subjects, particularly stolen valor. It is not a forum for discussion of homosexuality. There are other places on the internet that I’m sure your views would be welcome. Just not here.

        • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

          THIS might be easier for you to understand:

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        Abner Buttscratch-and-sniff, here’s another one for you…

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        Abner Buttsniff, here’s to you:

  27. OAE CPO USN Ret says:

    Is there a jockey in the house?

    Oh, there is?

    Could you saddle up this jackass and ride him out of here?

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      Abner the attention whore wants your attention.

      He hasn’t had an original idea since he got stuck in his mother’s Fallopian tubes, which is why he copies the words of OTHER PEOPLE and leaves them here.

      You’re so obssessed with other people’s sex lives that you are rapidly displaying the Peeping Tom mentality and nothing else.

      All the psychobabble crap in the world is NOT going to hide your obsession. You become more and more obvious and downright creepazoidal with every comment.

      Now shut up and leave.

  28. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    Is this guy writing a thesis on Internet Trolling as part of his course work?

    I mean this is some serious dedication to being a jagoff at work here. He must be studying the reactions to bigoted trolls as unwanted commenters on sites not pertaining to his topics of choice.

    He is working overtime to fill ten thousand words worth of tripe in a single thread he resurrected for this purpose. If nothing else he’s dedicated and on point with respect to his task.

  29. nbcguy54ACTUAL says:

    I’m sure Jonn will eventually get fed up and just block this goofy SOB. Nobody is reading his crap anyway…

    • Pinto Nag says:

      Abner, I’m going to try one more time to be nice to you. Then it’s going to get really ugly.

      Other people’s sexuality, as long as it is between consenting adults, is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. All forms of sexual activity with children are crimes, and will be treated as such. Period.

      We don’t give a tinker’s damn what you think or how you feel about this subject. We are not your therapists, and we have no intention of being your captive audience. NOW GET LOST JACK, BEFORE WE LOSE OUR COLLECTIVE TEMPERS AND DOGPILE YOUR SORRY ASS.

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        I have clicked a large number of this parasite’s comments because he is not only boring me to tears, he is also doing this just to see how much crap he can troll with and get away with it.

        People, click the ‘report’ button on his comments. He won’t go away unless you do. Freedom of speech is one thing. What he does is what a friend of mine has termed the ‘dark web’ – that part of the internet that we all know exists but never enter, because it would have most of us looking for another planet to live on.

      • Pinto Nag says:

        You keep trying to drag us into your sad little world. Ain’t gonna work. Get lost.

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        Abner buttscratch-and-sniff, here’s another one for you, ya fart booger-eater!

        • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

          NOW I see you as “Projecting like Daniel A. Bernath does in his crap.

          Go somewhere else with your trolling, you overeducated juvenile snotnosed booger-eating candyass. have you ever made a living anywhere else other than on a college campus?

        • Pinto Nag says:

          I always try to give a warning, because nobody likes me when I get angry. You’re about to find out why.

          You have very deliberately linked a military blog with anti-gay propaganda.
          I don’t know who you are, and I don’t care. I know why you’re on here: you’re making a very focused attempt to discredit the military and veterans, and quite possibly, an attempt to personally attack Jonn Lilyea. That is not something any of the regulars on here are going to stand for.

          Did you know that hate is now considered a crime? How would you like to end up in a file somewhere? I’m sure some alphabet agent, frustrated by low pay and long hours would love to vent their frustrations on you. Did you know that your cell phone is a fine tracking device? You can be followed anywhere you go. Ditto your car. Do you realize that even the money you handle can be used to trace you? It’s true, sugar. You can’t make a move that somebody can’t find and identify you. If they want you bad enough, they’ll know when you take a shit, what kind of paper you use to wipe your ass, and what kind of soap you use to wash your hands afterwards. Do you read me?

          Don’t make the mistake of continuing your bullshit on here. I know what you are. I can prove that, if you would like.

        • Ex-PH2 says:

          Okay, that is it.

          Every time you post a comment, ABNER YOU MORDANT DIMWITTED ASSHOLE, I will click ‘REPORT COMMENT’.

          Your only purpose in posting on this blog is to be an attention whoring troll. Unfortunately for you, it’s the wrong place to do that.

    • Jonn Lilyea says:

      Fifteen cut and paste comments is spam. Those comments have been deleted. if you have something to say, say it once and use your own words.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Abner Buttscratch-and-sniff, STFU.

  30. OWB says:

    Gotta admire such a dedicated troll. Well, admire may not be the best choice of words, but a convoluted respect? No, that’s not it either. Hmmm. Maybe there is nothing akin to even mild amusement in there.

    How’s about it’s being paid by someone to load this place up with garage as “evidence?”

  31. Pinto Nag says:

    Okay folks. This lunacy is what the ‘report button’ is for. Start clicking.

    • OWB says:

      Well, you are right about that, PN. However, I’d feel compelled to READ the tripe prior to reporting it, on general principles. Yuck. That’s a thoroughly disgusting thought! 😉

      • Pinto Nag says:

        As many comments as I just reported on this turkey, Jonn’s likely to moderate ME!

        • OWB says:

          OK, so as a show of solidarity, I reported a couple, too. It’s a real shame that anyone’s time must be so wasted, but this is not the bunch to expect to back down from unpleasantries.

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        I quit reading his tripe after the first paragraph, and I swear it probably made my IQ drop five points!

        • OWB says:

          Looked a lot like the drek someone with a similar “name” posted a couple of months ago. Didn’t read it either. Seems like that mess occurred just before some hearing or another, or maybe it was some other court decision. These clowns are nothing if not predictable. And that’s about all they have going for them.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      I have clicked several report buttons, as is my duty. If everyone does that, perhaps abner the agonist lamprey eel will find himself no longer welcome!

      • ChipNASA says:

        Click,click,click, *breathe*, click,click,click,click,click,click,click,click,*jebus christ*, click,click,click,click,click,click, *fuck me running* click,click,click,*this is worse than PT*, click,click,click…
        /you get the point.

  32. Silentium Est Aureum says:

    Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ.

    I didn’t even try to read his shit and I got a headache.

    Dude, to quote a phrase from a time when it was a matter of concern, “Quit jacking the bandwidth, fag.”

  33. Ex-PH2 says:

    I don’t think you guys posted nearly enough videos here. And where’s Moerk in all this?

    • ChipNASA says:

      She’s over monitoring the Lance Corporal Monifa Sterling thread.

      😀 😀 😀


  34. Ex-PH2 says:

    I warned you, abner, you poor excuse for a wetload of turtlesnot. You have been clicked and classified.


  35. Ex-PH2 says:

    Geez, abner the dimbulb does NOT know when to shut up, does it?

    abner the mordant dipstick, those comments of yours? I clicked ‘REPORT COMMENT’ on all of them because we’ve already had too many attention whores here for words. You are only one of many. Now piss off!

    • Jonn Lilyea says:

      Who is this guy and why do I have to delete about thirty comments from him in the last few hours?

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        Best guess is that he’s a troll looking for attention and has issues with other peoples’ sex lives. He also likes to repeate himself ad nauseum.

        No idea where his material is coming from but he’s copying it from something and pasting it here.

        And he’s pissing off just about everyone. Especially me. And Mikey.

        • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

          Remember my comments about another critter well-known to TAH psychologically “Projecting”? I say the same thing about “Abner”.

        • Ex-PH2 says:

          You could be right, Proud.

          Remember that chunky boy on MySpace who trolled from Thailand for bernitwit early in 2014?

          Same thing: same tune, different verse.

      • OWB says:

        Oh, it started a day or two ago, then quieted down some. Am thinking that this happened with an oddly similar “name” in the not too distant past near a significant court date/ruling.

      • Green Thumb says:

        Just push him to APL.

      • Pinto Nag says:

        An outbreak of internet herpes, Jonn.

        He’s now sneaking back through the thread, tacking comments under others made earlier.

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        I’d say block him, but it isn’t my blog.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      I myself went up and down this thread hitting the “report” button on each of that mildew-headed over-educated moldy monkeyshit’s rants!

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        Ditto. He kept sneaking in new comments, so I kept going back to click on them.

        He appears to be gone for now. He’d better stay gone or learn to behave himself.

  36. Ex-PH2 says:

    I see that abner the dabbler gets up early to try to seize the thread before he’s tossed.

    I say WE TOSS HIM!!!! Anyone with me!

  37. OWB says:

    Meanwhile, does anyone have any current info on this Casey Shook person? Ya know, ’cause, like that was the alleged topic here and all.

  38. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    It just dawned on me a few minutes ago (I don’t know why it didn’t earlier.), Daniel A. Bernath was calling TAH a pedophilia website in his facebook comments last weekend, maybe Abner the snotnosed is trolling for him or The Dutch Rudder Gang in general in order to cook up some shit-for-brained halfassed excuse for evidence to prop him up on his baseless claim? Daniel A. Bernath accuses other TAH regulars of homosexuality and pedophilia in his rants, and what have Abner’s rants been all about? Yeah, I see plenty of Psychological Projection through them as well, and Abner, here’s from me to you once more,…

    • Pinto Nag says:

      Jonn might end up pulling this thread completely, ’cause it’s growing a serious case of slime mold. It’s a shame, really, because there is some classic commentary here otherwise.

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        I wouldn’t blame Jonn one bit if he shut off the comments on this thread just because of Abner, I can see that happening.

  39. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Here, Abner:

  40. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Here you go again, troll boy:

  41. nbcguy54ACTUAL says:

    Perhaps the discussion should focus on more relevant information, to wit:
    The flight characteristics and payload capacity of the European Swallow vs. the African Swallow.