Scott Spychala; transservice phony

| August 31, 2014

Totally legit Navy Whale

I’m sure you all remember the picture above of “Amy J” J. Kleyla, well, folks have been asking about the two others in that picture and one of our Google-foo masters came up with the Air Force guy’s name; Scott Spychala
. he claims that he is in the Ohio National Guard, so with no Federal time in service, we probably won’t get a good record on him, but he seems to be all over the map;

Here he is as an Army Master Sergeant and some name tag that isn’t his in Desert Storm era DCUs;

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Now he’s an Air Force Senior Master Sergeant in a mess uniform;

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Now, he’s back to an Air Force Staff Sergeant;

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Here he is in Army ACUs with upside-down specialist rank;

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Now he’s a Navy Chief;

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I wasn’t going to post on him, but then I figured that at least one of those uniforms is phony, so he qualifies as a phony. You might remember the quote from Robin Mitchell, another pretend Navy SEAL and transvestite;

In phone calls and a long Facebook exchange, Mitchell considered an interview, then refused, saying it’s her “First Amendment Rights … anyone can act or wear anything they want including but not limited to looking female or looking like a Navy SEAL…not a crime.”

So, see, we’re just silly for expecting people to only wear what they earned – they can dress up anyway they want because it’s “not a crime”. Well, we can make fun of them as much as we want, because it’s not a crime.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. NHSparky says:

    Internet famous, this douchebag will be.


  2. AverageNCO says:

    Army, Navy, & Air Force. No USMC or Coast Guard Costume? C’mon dude, if you’re gonna go full retard….you really need to go FULL RETARD.

    • AverageNCO says:

      So if his Air Force mess dress is correct, we’re to assume he made it to E8 without qualifying a NDSM, or ever graduating a tech school to earn an occupational badge. And I’ll just assume he forgot the jacket button links in the latrine.

    • MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

      “Yo’ neva’ go full retard”, from the true to life action packed Viet Nam movie TROPIC THUNDER.

    • Mr Wolf says:

      USMC uniforms are too expensive. Those things are toooooo butch, too.

      This poser wants the chill uniforms…

  3. GDcontractor says:

    The picture in front of the blue jeep is with Zach Adamson, Indianapolis’s first openly gay city councilor. Behind the jeep is someone in a Marine uniform and someone in a Navy uniform. On the left edge of the photo, it appears to be a homeless veteran walking towards the jeep. All the world is a stage.

  4. Ex-PH2 says:

    Isn’t it a little early for Hallowe’en?

  5. OAE CPO USN Ret says:

    Wow, a three branch poser (well, at least 2 out of the three).

  6. NHSparky says:

    And why should I not be surprised that the whole poser color guard shit went down at a WNBA game?

  7. The Other Whitey says:

    This guy really wants to look like he’s a poster child for the repeal of DADT. Go figure, he’s a poser.

  8. Mustang1LT says:

    What a shitbag. I don’t think there are enough handshakes, warm cups of soup, or ice cream sandwiches for this clown.

    *Walks away shaking head*

    • NHSparky says:

      Yeah, because that fat bitch ate them all already.

      Only difference between “her” and an elephant is about three pounds…and that’s if you force-feed the elephant.

  9. John "Faker 6" Giduck says:

    The only real question to be considered is if Degrata Tactical in South Dakota has vouched for these these three warriors as the real deal?

    If that happens, they are apparently the real deal.


    John “Faker 6” Giduck

  10. MrBill says:

    Is that “Amy” in the last photo?

  11. Sparks says:

    Well here we go, first thing I read this morning and now I’m pissed! This has to be our first phoney sporting all 4 branches. I do think that could be a first. I personally say he’s a turd and a queef. I bet queers hate him.

    You know why he has that funny, musty smell?
    So blind people can hate him too.

    • Sparks says:

      P.S. That’s why I keep a can of the old, Slug-Be-Gone in my trunk. That way if I run into an ass clown, queer like him, I just sprinkle a little in his seat or outside his car door and there you go.

      • Green Thumb says:

        Fruit slad, man, fruit salad.

        I love the politician in the photo above.


        And check out the “Marine” who appears pissed. Probably because he was pushed to second tier considering his rank.


  12. Green Thumb says:

    I wonder if Geoff Millard hangs with this turd?

  13. Mike Kozlowski says:

    ….I would be willing to bet that if I talked to him (which, Gawd alone knows, I REALLY don’t want to)his excuse would be that he is honoring all those who serve who can’t come out.

    I don’t particularly give a rat’s backside who or what he sleeps with. What pisses me off is that he somehow thinks this is right.


  14. HS Junior says:

    Looks like a grown up snake eyes jordan.

  15. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Gayer than Boy George and Elton John pole dancing in pink patent leather chaps, and he runs around posing in every service he can. I assume the gloves in the pic with the beached Beluga Whale are latex, and he’s about to play amateur Proctologist with his “friends” there!

  16. Oldav8r says:

    “I pledge allegiance to the LGBTQ flag…….”

  17. Trent says:

    I guess we should be glad he’s just a sweet “transservice” from Transylvania, huh huh!

  18. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    He’s obviously a serial turd burglar, i wonder if he/it hangs out with Psul?

    • Just an Old Dog says:

      Don’t be disrespectful of Psul,,, you must always refer to him by te title he earned trough months and thousands of posts.
      Its Psul (of the ballsack)

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        I wonder if he still goes through so much Thunderbird, Boone’s Farm & MD20/20 that he gets a Christmas card from whoever makes that stuff?

  19. JarHead Pat says:

    Absolutely pathetic, I love the fagatron in Marine Corps Blues with a Navy cover.Shoot me just fucking shoot me.

  20. C2Show says:

    Someone had to at least talk to him or question him on his phony behavior. Someone had to see him at other parades where ridiculous rank and multitude of uniforms.

    I bet the minute someone called his bitch ass out in public, he quietly slid away from the scene of humiliation.

  21. Blaster says:

    Soul patch in every picture – very legit.

    I was never in the USAF, so I could be wrong, but the ” US” insignia is the officer type. The enlisted type is encircled. Correct?

    • C2Show says:

      Rules changed for insignia. Enlisted wear circle insignias. When I first came in about 14 years ago, we use to had just the US insignia (no circle). Pretty sure they announced the change in 2006 but I think around 2007, it became air force wide implemented.

      • Blaster says:


        I hope that he is correct on all of his Army and Navy uniforms too. It sucks for posers to have their costumes wrong.

    • Commissioner Wretched says:

      For a while after McPeak changed the AF uniform in the ’90s, there was no lapel insignia at all. When Gen. Fogelman reversed some of the most egregious changes (i.e., the sleeve rank) he returned the U.S. cutout to the lapels, but only the officer style. In 2006-2007 the circled U.S. cutouts were returned for enlisted personnel.

  22. Just an Old Dog says:

    Is it just me or is anyone else looking at his last name as Sphincter?

  23. Pam says:

    Man, some days there are just no words.

  24. Toasty Coastie says:

    Holy Sparkle Ponies!

    Thanks Jonn, I just popped my port…doc is gonna be pissed until I show her this lol

  25. FatCircles0311 says:

    Anything to further the gay agenda.

    Amazing that we keep finding this high caliber progressive crusaders intertwined with each other.

  26. Doc B says:

    So we now know two of the three. Any lead on the Army SFC standing in between? I’m betting on the trifecta.

  27. This makes me want to burn things says:

    I think that is E7 homeslice walking next to him in the fourth photo.
    Can’t make out the patch, USA Retired possibly?

  28. Bobo says:

    A gay guy in uniform living in Indy. I’m guessing that TSO has run into him at that English Ivy bar.

  29. Green Thumb says:

    So is this dude working at All-Points Logistics yet?

  30. Green Thumb says:

    I wonder if Phildo has promoted this turd yet?

  31. Big Steve says:

    You flaming fake. Aren’t you even smart enough to choose a single branch of the service, or a single rank. When you make the scene in all these different costumes, you just bring on more questions and skepticism. At least among normal people.
    But I guess that’s a moot point, since you don’t appear to hang out with normal people. :-0

  32. Big Steve says:

    Gerbil stuffer