Jared K. Stern; The Wickres’ private detective

| September 23, 2014


A few months ago we heard whispers that some company called Prudential Associates was looking into our backgrounds at the behest of Mr. Palmer Paul Wickre and his wife, Karen Williams, so we decided to look into Prudential ourselves. Their CEO is one Jared K. Stern and here’s his bio;

Jared K Stern Bio

After serving in the United States Marine Corps and subsequently conducting intelligence operations overseas, Mr. Stern possesses extensive investigative experience and risk-mitigation expertise. He specializes in threat assessment, counter-measures development, and crisis response. Mr. Stern has a thorough knowledge of U.S. and foreign-intelligence operations, counter terrorism, and assault tactics. He has experience in jungle warfare and specialized military operations in high-risk environments, and has recently provided client security and force protection in Iraq and other Middle-East countries.

I guess if any of you are going to hire Mr. Stern to do your work, you should know that he did, indeed serve in the Marine Corps from November 1985 until August 1988 – about 120 days short of the 36 month mark (a regular enlistment period) – and he left as an E-1. And, oh, yeah, that “conducting intelligence operations overseas” was as an 0311 infantryman. I doubt that he did any intelligence operations that didn’t include a titty bar as it’s main objective.

Jared K Stern Assignments

Jared K. Stern FOIA

There are a lot of black blocks at the end of the list of his assignments, and I really don’t want to speculate as to what that means, but I’m guessing that it’s fairly derogatory or it would have been public information. Well, that added to the early termination of his enlistment and the pay grade of E-1 as his crowning achievement.

The status for 1987/08/03 it looks like it says “DROP” and I know what that means – especially with the date 1987/07/03 right before it – 30 days previous. I also noticed that from 1988/03/17 to 1988/05/09 it says “INCAIHCA” for his status. I can only think of one phrase for which that could be an abbreviation for a duty status.

Here’s the part I’m talking about:

Jared K Stern Assignments 1

It looks to me like he went AWOL July 3, 1987, DROPped from the rolls on August 3, 1987 30 days later (that’s when you stop being AWOL and start being a deserter), then they caught his ass on March 17, 1988 and INCArcerated he was In the Hands of Civilian Authorities (IHCA) until they turned him over to the USMC until about May 18, 1988, there’s probably a court martial in there somewhere, too. Then they let him hang around for few months and put him on the street August 8, 1988. Notice there’s no reserve commitment – just unceremoniously discharged. Well, that’s how I read it, anyway.

By the way, his investigation of us would have turned up something if there was anything and you probably would have heard about it by now from one of the ass monkeys whose latest way to pass time is spent posting lies about us because they can’t find anything with teeth. I know they have my FOIA, I wonder why they haven’t published it?

We’ve been sitting on Mr. Stern’s records since January. I hadn’t even planned on publishing them until we started getting the recent torrent of harassment. I guess the lesson here is to leave sleeping dogs lie. It should make people wonder how much other stuff I’m sitting on, shouldn’t it?

Who is surprised that a former employee of phony SEAL Phil Monkress hired an embellishing Marine private detective? Not me.

Here’s one of Mr. Wickre’s constant empty threats last year. Notice the email addresses that he CCs; Ms. Karen Williams’ email address at her job as an aide to Congressman Steve Southerland (Florida 2d Congressional District) and Mr Stern, along with Mr. Monkress, Mr Wittgenfeld and his lawyer, Mr. Riffkin.

Jared K Stern Email

Here’s the rest of that email, if you’re interested;

You will have my legal teams response tomorrow morning, as to your criminality, and a summons to the Legion to appear on Capitol Hill.

If you have any chance at mitigation, you will drop and cancel those
posts aspersions and threats against me, my family and my career over
the weekend and pray we don’t prosecute you all.

Take down all posts from TAH and blackfive overnight or you will see
the case we have across all jurisdictions, the States Attorneys, the
MIneral County prosecutor, DC and all the rest Pls advise your little buddy he is being served in Ft. Ashby, by numerous parties and instruct him to accept service.

The combined complaint will be to your cohorts in defamation and
criminal behavior in Chicago and Madison WI, you in Indianapolis, and
we may include john wagner in Thornton CO.

AS blog administrators and mangers, you take down all the links to my
name, Paul Wickre, and I will send you all the common and special
complaints tomorrow. Regardless, Lilyea is going down, Monday in the
4th Circuit of MD, and Thursday from his locals.

If not, you will see all the prosecution laid out tomorrow, and each
case will be funded and followed up on.

Paul Wickre
The Wickre Family Trust

Needless to say there was no summons, but you’ll notice that the summons was supposed to be in Congress – using Karen Williams’ job as an aide for a Congressman (Steve Southerland, Florida 2d Congressional District) to try to coerce us. In my country, that’s illegal and immoral. Wickre is toxic and he poisons everyone and everything he touches. Everything about him is corrupt, and if folks want to be safe, they need to get away from him and his cronies.

Yesterday Wickre responded to us via a comment which he tried to disguise himself as someone else. Once we’re done correcting the grammar (i.e. tomorrow morning) we’ll post it up for you, and show you just how rich ole Psul was in 2007.

UPDATED: Brown Neck Gator sends us a video of “Corporal” Stern and his mind-droppings as a “special operations expert” on Fox News a few years back; (Fox News pulled the video when they heard from someone that they’d been duped)

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  1. Jonn Lilyea says:

    For the record, Mr. Stern now says that he wasn’t hired by the Wickres or Monkress to investigate us. That initially, yes, there was talk about it, but that it never came to fruition. Whatever. He was included in nearly every email that the Wickres sent to us during that period.

    • Green Thumb says:

      I think I would wash my hands after I shook this man’s hand.

      He just has that “look”.

      • OldSargeUSAR says:

        I should hope you would, GT, because he surely doesn’t wash his after changing his urine soaked sheets.

        Shitstain bedwetter.

    • MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

      Of course … Jonn when he calls again ask him what professional certifications and required licenses he has from all orgainzations and in all states!

    • ArmyATC says:

      I would say that Wickre has gone full retard, but that happened long ago. The turd is a full on imbecile. No wonder Stern wanted nothing to do with Wickre. He looked into the exposure of Wickre and his zoo and decided he wanted nothing to do with them, being a poser asshole himself. To find a nest of posers, fakes, frauds, and liars, it seems all you have to do is look at Wickre’s associates.

    • NHSparky says:

      Little late for that excuse, isn’t it?

    • Nicki says:

      Maybe dumbshit is using him as a threatening technique. When I had to go after a tenant for skipping out on rent and causing damage to my house, I consulted with an attorney, but didn’t put one on retainer. I CC’d him on communications, so he could gauge whether I had a case. The dickhead tenant nearly shat himself when he saw that a lawyer was included on the CC line. Maybe this is the case here?

      • NHSparky says:

        But the difference is, there aren’t any skeletons in the closets of the people Psulie-boi was “investigating.”

        As I stated earlier, you could do an SBI on me and be bored shitless when you went to read it. I would imagine it would be much the same for many of the people here.

        • Nicki says:

          Oh, I’m not saying there is derog out there on any one of you guys. I’m saying maybe he used this dude and cc’d him on the emails as an intimidation technique. Who knows?

        • Nicki says:

          And yes, any investigation on me would probably be dull as crap. I’ve never even picked up a joint in my entire life. That always gives the investigators a laugh when it’s time for my periodic update.

    • Bobo says:

      It is amazing that everything that Wickre touches automatically goes to $h1t. He just happened to engage Stern, who apparently had some level of professional reputation based on his Fox appearance, and started to cc him on correspondence to the TAH gang. This resulted in a little TAH investigation, revealing, at best, someone who was disciplined and removed from service with a significant reduction in rate was using his military experience to entice customers. Before Wickre was involved, I can only assume that Stern would have been able to at least maintain his profitability. Now, I’m guessing that the big red flag that is his service record will haunt him. All because Psul got pulled into his life.

      Wickre, are you starting to see the pattern here? The folks who you enlist to serve you drop like flies, but all of us at TAH remain unscathed. I have a feeling I know the next person in the group who will be getting the pink slip, and they aren’t regular commentators here.

      Try the TAH karma. It’s delicious.

      • Jonn Lilyea says:

        Unfortunately, this cabal of morons is punishing people who have nothing to do with TAH. Their lead investigator is Wittgenfeld, so you know, what do you expect? But Bernath was ordered to pay the legal expenses of one fellow who had never even heard of TAH before he was served. Bernath owes $25k to Yelp! for their legal expenses that he’ll never pay, so what chance do us little guys have? There are a few more listed in court documents who I don’t recognize. These assholes are f’n terrorists.

  2. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:


    Virtually no one in the professional security industry, intel and or law enforcement knows who this non-certified non-security person is!

    Simple AlGore.net search shows zero nexus to respected industry orgainzations.


  3. SJ says:

    “Holy Name of SpongeBob”

    That is awesome.

  4. Bernath's Fuel Gauge says:

    Holy shiznit, this just keeps getting better by the day.

  5. Guard Bum says:

    I am not sure this line from the Prudential web site is a ringing endorsement for this company –

    “Former FBI Special Agents with hands-on experience involving kidnapping, illegal detention, malicious product tam-pering and extortion, as well as violent crime, organized crime, and counter-terrorism.”

    Rogue agents? LOL

  6. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    With these guys it would appear that every time you turn a corner there’s another fellow with what could be best described as “less than stellar” credentials….it’s an endless line of people with accuracy issues regarding their personal lives.

    I’ve no real quarrel with people having problems in their past and trying to move forward into a better life but I am truly amazed at how much spin some of these people use in a resume to alter reality.

  7. Sparks says:

    Well an 0311 Rifleman in the Marines in pretty darned close to “intelligence operations overseas”, so who knows. Of course that means maybe you actually went overseas and not to jail. You know it never fails to amaze me that these ass hats like Stern and Wickre think pounding out some legal “sounding” “as to”, type legal nothingness scares people into abject immobility to think. The only ones not thinking much at all are Wickre, Monkress and of course the clown posing as a high speed, private dick Stern they hire.

    I know I got all shaky inside reading that legal threat of being called before everyone from Florida to Congress.

    It amazes me just as much that these guys have the whole “breath in-breath out on a regular basis” business down pat. Thank goodness for the autonomic nervous system I guess.

    I wouldn’t trust Stern to check my oil much less investigate anything, including if I have mail in my mail box. Monkress is an order of magnitude dumber than him and Wickre, well, how much farther down the intelligence, common sense and coherent thinking scale can you really go?

    But they are sort of amusing in their own little “special ed” kind of way, if they weren’t such persistent pests about it.

    • Dusty says:

      Actually 0311s are not part of the intelligence field nor do they conduct “intelligence operations.” 02s are intelligence Marines and even those guys don’t really know anything about investigations (except maybe the CI/HUMINT guys, but they’re generally busy running and recruiting sources, not investigating things). If the guy was a former MP or CID agent, I might buy it. But intel and law enforcement are actually two different fields with some overlapping responsibilities.

  8. MrBill says:

    In fairness to Stern, his bio can be read as stating that his experience in overseas intel operations came after his military service. Still, one must ask: after receiving what is most likely something other than an Honorable Discharge from the USMC, what opportunities would there have been for him in the intel field? Clearances could have been a problem, you know?

    Screw-ups can rehabilitate themselves, though, so if Stern was able to overcome his less-than-stellar military career and make something of himself, good on him.

    One lesson that could be drawn from this episode is that if you have any dealings with Wickre, you run the risk of getting some of his slime on you.

    • Mustang1LT says:

      Still, he does use his claims of military service as an “in” so I say, to quote one of my more colorful NCOIC’s from back in the day:
      “Kick ‘im in the dick!”

    • Poetrooper says:

      Regardless of rehabilitation, is there any branch of government that would grant a security clearance to anyone who has a bad discharge in his jacket”

  9. JAGC says:

    The video of “corporal” Stern reminds me of another crapbag Marine lance corporal I’ve met on a few occasions who went on TV holding himself out as an expert on all things Afghanistan while taking quite a few…ahem… liberties with the facts. That guy was Jake DiLiberto, a championship player in the Stolen Valor tournament.

    • Green Thumb says:

      I forgot about that loser.

      I wonder if Rachel Maddow is still swinging off of his nutsack?

    • ArmyATC says:

      The turd is till living the lie. here he’s putting himself out as a veteran of OIF on Sep 10.

      • JAGC says:

        (sigh)… That guy once told me he was sniper in Afghanistan and crossed the border into Pakistan. My BS detector went way off, but I shrugged it off at the time.

        • streetsweeper says:

          And what exactly did he snipe? Goats?

        • Twist says:

          I was a “sniper” for a couple months. By that I mean I held a sniper slot in an Infantry Scout Platoon when we went to MFO. I never even touched a sniper rifle the whole time I held that slot and never went to the sniper school. I didn’t have a single confirmed kill as a “sniper” even when I had a blank adapter on my M16 when they let me carry

        • Flagwaver says:

          I used to fire sniper rifles after I serviced them, does that make me a sniper?

          • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

            I loved to climb and play on an old steam locomotive in a nearby park when I was a little yard ape, does that qualify me as a Railroad Engineer? *CHOOOO, CHOOOO!!*….

      • streetsweeper says:

        Lookie! Its Adam Kokeshes sin twisters…YO, Jake! Get a hair cut and rent a goat! Dumbass!

  10. LanceCooley says:

    If I read “as to” one more fuggin’ time, I’m going to have an aneurysm. READ A FUGGIN’ BOOK, TURD!

  11. NHSparky says:

    I watched that video.

    It hurt. My brain, oh God. Why did you post that?

    Can someone pass the brain bleach and cheese grater?

  12. Steadfast&Loyal says:

    It’s like a network of poser all supporting each other to lend credibility?

    Is there a secret lair they met at it?

    If so…does this make TAH the Justice League?

  13. streetsweeper says:

    I can see now, I should have stretched the crap out of my lawn grooming experiences for the 1st sergeant and been like this guy or is it that guy, instead of taking the path I did and actually learning the who, what, when, where, how and why.

    Who needs their yellow lines painted? 1st sergeant made sure everybody got to experience that, too. Oh…I feel an urge to go play curb ball. B-)

  14. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    A wee bit more on the intel and CT guy with shitzy goatee.

    No one in IC ever heard of him.

    No one in CTC ever heard of him.

    Does not show anywhere!

    So you guys do the math.

    • streetsweeper says:

      Must be why Fox News hasn’t him back since the first time…heh.

      • GDContractor says:

        Except they did:

        • MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

          Fact: You are no where to be found in ASIS International database!

          Fact: You are a self promoting fraud.

          Fact: More to come.

      • GDContractor says:

        And CNN had some hard hitting questions for him too:

        • MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

          The air was sucked out of his head with the question and evidenced by his response and dancing analogy!

          You go Jared ….

        • mr. sharkman says:

          I’m assuming from the video they’re referring to a certain brawl in the White Mountains in late 2001.

          If he had clue, source, or relevant skill #1 he would have been able to give an actual answer.

          And there was a very specific technique developed to collapse the cave entrances. Real Cool Guy Commando Demolition Sh!t.

          It was entertaining (from an interrogation/facial response standpoint) watching his brain seize when he heard the term ‘thermobaric’.

          My money is on him never having seen a Daisy Cutter go off nor has he witnessed FAE detonation in person.

    • Mustang1LT says:

      OK, so he is on the same level as Chevy! How do these guys find each other? It’s almost like there’s a “Poser Symbol” kind of like the Bat Symbol that calls all of these clowns together!

    • 2/17 Air Cav says:

      Then he is, indeed, a super sleuth, the covert operative nonpareil, the private dick par excellence. (Jeez. I think I’m turning French.)

      • CLAW131 says:

        NO,NO,Buddy,please don’t go there. They tried to do that to me 50 years ago in high school. I transferred classes over from French to Vocational Agriculture. No way they were going to turn me into a French speaking farm boy from the corn fields of Indiana.

      • streetsweeper says:

        Better stick to flying helicopters, bro. I’m having a tough time imagining you being French anything. lol.

      • SJ says:

        2/17: you’re not in Key West by chance? Vehicle here with 2/17 plate on front. If it’s you give me a ringy dingy…Jonn has my email.

  15. Poetrooper says:

    It would seem that there is a downside to exposing all these phonies and that is we are providing them a focal point which they then use to link together. It is hard to imagine the potential for disaster in such a group where each member is an outted phony, knows that he/she is a phony, as well as knowing that every other member who has also been outted is equally illegitimate. The mental picture that comes to mind is the tiny circus car from which an amazing number of clowns continue to emerge.

    I suspect that among those exposed here at TAH are some who are actually mentally ill, those being the ones that fiercely defend their obviously and easily disproved fraudulent claims. The normal ones, who quietly take down their Facebook pages and try to fade into anonymity, are probably mentally normal in most respects. They just sought a little extra glory and when caught they are shamed into contrition.

    However, some of these flaming frauds that link together and fight back with laughable threats of legal action are, to my way of thinking, seriously deranged and possibly dangerous. In spite of knowing that you have the goods on them they still insist on denying reality and attacking those who have exposed them.

    It would be interesting to hear what a mental health professional has to say about their behavior. Do we have someone who reads here at TAH that qualifies?

    • clamsgotlegs says:



    • OWB says:

      Yes, Poetrooper, there are several who occasionally post who have self-identified as being in the mental health professions. There are several others who seem to know quite a few mental health care professionals.

      Kinda have the feeling that a few more monitor this site. And got the same feeling that several folks around here know some folks, and others know folks who know folks.


    • Proud Daughter says:

      This behavior exhibited is classic narcissistic psychopathic behavior. No matter how much evidence piles up against them. They will never admit to wrong doing. They expect other folk’s to follow society rules. They look at themselves as if they are above the rules. Because they believe they are more superior then the people they are conning and so those same rules do not apply to them. It’s comical to watch people like this. They truly can not help their-selves. Once someone detects their fraudulent claims they become so obnoxious that they end up cooking their own goose. Without even realizing it at first. Mouth overloads ass syndrome is what it boils down too. They will even begin adding famous or big names into their tail to make it look like what they are saying is legitimate. Okay, I think you all get it. 🙂

  16. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Oh, and FTR, Daniel A. Bernath is still accusing the wrong man of being me!

  17. Roger in Republic says:

    I was a radio repairman with the Army security Agency in Japan. Since the ASA is part of the MI branch and our work involved eavesdropping on enemy communications, I feel confidant that a claim of “Overseas counterintelligence operations” is justified. I see a whole new career path opening.

  18. anonymous says:

    A minor note that may have been pointed out above, but I believe it is IHCA not INCA. It has been my experience that IHCA is commonly used for “In Hands of Civilian Authorities” when a Marine gets arrested out in town.

    • Hack Stone says:

      I haven’t had the opportunity to check all of the comments since earlier today, so if this has already been addressed, please forgive me. As a former 8411 in the late 1980’s, the Marine Corps did not offer a three year enlistment option for any MOS, and I am almost positive that they did not at any time in the 1980’s. Maybe one of the other Marines that pulled a tour or two of recruiting duty that time could confirm that.

      • Just An Old Dog says:

        If you take away the “bad time” he got for being UA,IHCA and confined he only had about 23 months “good service”. Well short of what would be needed for any contract.
        The Corps would have added on those 10 “bad” months to his EAS if he was allowed to stay in

        • Hack Stone says:

          Ah, yes. Bad time, the only thing I retained from the NCO MCI course. I got to dust that chestnut off back in 1987 when one of the resident 2nd ELMACO idiots got a TAD assignment to the Onslow County Jail, and he could not figure out why he he did not earn his 2.5 days of leave.

  19. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Poetrooper. I suppose it would be nice to have some erudite and heavily degreed mind messer give us the low down on the lowdowns. But, whatever one of them has to say can’t top grandma’s ‘misery loves company’ or ‘birds of a feather flock together.’

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Some SHITBIRDS of a certain feather are definitely flocking together these days, aren’t they?

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        As far as the names of bird groups go, here are a few examples:
        A covey of Quail
        A wedge of Swans
        A murder of Crows
        A committee of Vultures
        A quarrel of Sparrows
        A charm of Finches
        A chime of Wrens
        A gaggle of Geese

        Now maybe we’re watching a GOOGLE of Shitbirds and laughing at their antics???

        • Hondo says:

          A committee of Vultures

          Now, PI – you really shouldn’t talk about the POTUS and his advisors that way . . . .

          • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

            PARTY POOPER!!
            How ’bout this, “A flamboyance of Flamingos”, sounds like Psulmer cruising in his old Jag clad in spandex blasting Boy George on the cassette player!

        • Green Thumb says:

          I will go with a pile of shit.

  20. RPeasy says:

    How do these types gravitate towards television? It seems like its now an instructed course in career management: Step 1, get booted from the Marines; Step 2, Embellish your skills and career; Step 3, Get on television and make a fool of yourself.

  21. Hack Stone says:

    A guy does an abbreviated enlistment as an 0311 with some TAD to the brig and the local hoosegow, and that is all that is needed to be a network consultant on the downfall of Al Qaida. So what does a retired 2800 GySgt get to offer his views on? Maybe I can comment on global warming.

  22. OWB says:

    A couple of observations on this one. Given that it is a liar who is making the claims, who knows if any contact was actually made, if there was any arrangement made, much less any contractual agreement made between this new guy and the clown posse. Even if there was contact, an arrangement and/or a contract, the report would be very interesting. Also, the method of payment could be quite revealing.

    And another thing. How come this guy is not named in any law suits? We all know that nothing significant was found in any legitimate investigation of the backgrounds of those so named. Had he reported the truth, it must have infuriated the clowns. Had he declined to work for them, would they simply let him move on down the road? Maybe, but we all know that none of them react well when told, “No.”


  23. AtDrum, now AtRETIREMENT says:

    Oh gods above and below.

    He hired a phoney to work for him! Oh gods… My sides are aching. This is too much. How does he function in society? The lies he has to tell himself when he wakes up and looks in the mirror every morning!


  24. GDContractor says:

    In his defense, maybe it says IHCIA. It happened to Spooky 6, Leo Maloney and J. Max Taylor aka Ice Man, the CIA scooped them right up. IHCIA would explain a lot. The guy knows way more than an E1 would know… that’s clear from the FOX and CNN videos.

  25. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    I suspect some of you saw my post last night regarding Plamre hiring the Phony CPO as his lawyer and adding the Mother Superior analogy.

    Well hiring this guy as your private investigator is akin to appointing Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau as the Director of the FBI.


  26. Ex-PH2 says:

    I think I have this figured out now.

    Pickwickre peckerwood, aka psulie-o the uncoolie-o, tries to hire a private dick, who decides after investigating peckerwood that he wants nothing to do with peckerwood because he’s (maybe) trying to build a decent reputation for himself, even though he himeself is embellishing his own track record to get money.

    However, peckerwood ignores the fact that his demands for service by the private dick have been refused and continues to cc: him on everything.

    Meantime, the private dick goes on TV and makes profound statements about what’s up in the Middle East, to get money, of course, while peckerwood continues to include the private dick as one of his members.

    Yeah, you really can’t make this sh–t up.

  27. NHSparky says:

    TAH–what is best in life?

    Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!

  28. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    OH, BTW, they STILL accuse the wrong man of being me!!

  29. thebesig says:

    Paul K. Wickre is a couple of meat balls shy of a spaghetti and meatball dinner. 🙄 He’s an example of what one would call, “rock with lips.” :mrgreen:

  30. JohnE says:

    So someone help me out here…Wickre has never made any claims regarding rank, service, MOS or awards that he did not earn, right? He just went off on TAH, making all kinds of threats and stupid claims regarding how cool he is and his alledged education etc, stepping on his own dick in the process and infuriating the blogosphere, right?

    Not to mention retaining lawyers who claim to be war heroes and such of course…

    • Virtual Insanity says:

      That, and by his own admission being paid by a poser (Monkress) to disrupt, distract, threaten,and generally annoy the denizens of TAH to attempt to get Monkress’s perfidy washed from the interwebz.

      Then joining up in a cabal of losers to expand his craptastic assault with the nation’s worst pilot, a cheese-loving fake USAF officer, and a parachuting clown.

      • JohnE says:

        Thanks, thats what I figured. Lots of info out there on this clown…too much for one humble guy to sort through. Plus, doing same somewhat validates this moron, kind of indicates that I care about him…he is not worth any of my quality time.

        • Virtual Insanity says:

          I’ve been on TAH for awhile…watched this nutjob from the start.

          It’s like watching a train wreck. You just can’t turn away.

          • JohnE says:

            Going to develop a Venn diagram soon to show relationships between all these idiots…when they all start linking to each other it gets even more interesting. Maybe like an old Barrel of Monkeys game…

        • rb325th says:

          I was reminded once some time ago by Jonn when I made a similar statement, that Psul actually did claim bogus Military Service when he first appeared here. I canno remember what the claims were, but they were as F’d up as a soup sandwich like everything else that comes out of his mouth.

    • Bobo says:

      I think that, if you go through the volumes of posts about Psul, there was one point where he claimed to be a Navy veteran. I recall Jonn posting something about it. I’m sure that Jonn can pull it off the top of his head, but I only have vague recollections.

  31. Just An Old Dog says:

    Ok folks, here is my edumacated guess on Fuckstick’s service.

    He spent a bit of time on delayed entry.
    On 851107 he went to boot at Parris Island probably graduating about the End of January in 1986.
    After about 10 days of leave he reported to the School of Infantry at Camp Lejuene, N.C on 860223 graduating on 860417, He went straight across base and was assigned as an 0311 rifleman on practically the same day with Alpha Company 1st Battalion 8th Marines.
    He has a Temporary Additional Duty recorded from 860701 to 870109. The entry is blurry but I’m guessing from the 6 month time period and his Sea Service Deployment Ribbon that it was a mass entry for all members of the Battalion when they became part of Battalion Landing team 1/8 and deployed to the Mediteranean.
    About six months after his return on 870703 he went UA. After 30 days (870803) he was declared a deserter and dropped from the rolls. The primary reason behind this is that the Battalion can’t get a replacement for soeone that is UA, since they May come back. At the 30 day mark its assumed they have no intention of returning on their own, so they are dropped from the rolls and a replacement can come in.
    After 10 months out fucking the dog dumbass probably got pulled over for speeding, or got into some situation where he was detained by the police. A quick background check would reveal he was a military deserter. Thats where the IHCA ( In Hands Civil Authorities ) on 880317 comes from.
    A “chaser” ( someone who brings deserters back to their command) bought him back to Camp Lejuene on 880330, where he was promptly tossed into the Brig on Pre-trail confinement, which is Standard Operating Proceedures for deserters, who are considered flight risk.
    No doubt he recieved a Special Court Martial which reduced him, fined him and gave him a Bad Conduct Discharge. The brig time given was probably 3 months or time served.
    He was released from the Brig on 880518, and upon the review and approval of his Court Martial he was booted in August of 1988.

  32. GDContractor says:

    By his own admission, Stern likes to leave vague threats on women’s message machines. Remember Kathleen Willey? http://www.readthehook.com/81808/cover-kathleens-crusade. The Wickre Family Trust hired a real sleazeball IMHO.

    He’s also a co-director at homelandintel.us apparently.
    After a distinguished career in the United States Marine Corps, and subsequently conducting intelligence operations overseas, Mr. Stern has gained extensive investigative experience and risk mitigation expertise. He has specialized in threat assessment, strategic planning, surveillance techniques, and crisis response. He has a thorough knowledge of foreign intelligence operations, counter-terrorism, and assault tactics. Mr. Stern has significant experience in jungle warfare training and specialized military operations in high-risk environments.

    Mr. Stern’s expertise in strategic planning and business development has contributed to Prudential Associates becoming a pre-eminent security company with experience in risk management, intelligence gathering, vulnerability assessments, and high-risk security related solutions. As an accomplished martial artist and self-defense specialist, he has developed a unique reputation for close protection management and advanced training services in close quarter combat, tactical weapons, and critical incident management.

    Mr. Stern has provided the leadership and supervision to his highly trained, experienced team of intelligence operatives and special operations personnel who have successfully provided crisis management and specialized security solutions. Mr. Stern routinely appears on local and national television and radio programs, providing expert commentary concerning special warfare tactics and intelligence operations. He is a recognized expert on terrorism countermeasures, technical surveillance, and risk management.”. http://homelandintel.us/ISAflashweb/import/content3.txt

    • Bobo says:

      Well, the readthehook.com link is interesting.

      I’m wondering if Mr. Stern is known by certain folks in the DC area for his willingness to threaten. That might explain how Wickre, with Phildo’s money, knew who to hire for this little adventure.

      • GDContractor says:

        I find it highly ironic that the Current Congressman from Florida’s 2nd district Steve Southerland has someone on his staff, who’s husband hired or consulted the same PI that Bill and Hillary Clinton at one time employed (by proxy).

        I would not think that a sitting Republican member of Congress, engaged in a re-election campaign, could benefit from any tie-in to the Clintons at all.

        But I am just a broke, unemployed, has-been with no sisters to borrow take steal money from

    • ArmyATC says:

      Christ on a crutch!! If going UA and being booted from the military is considered “distinguished,” then my own ten year service must be classified as stellar. Why do turds like Stern think they can get away with shit like this in the days of the interwebz?

  33. NHSparky says:

    IOW, his “overseas intelligence operations” consisted of finding every female impersonator in “The Gut” over in Toulon.

    • streetsweeper says:

      What is that? A cross dressing heaven or a den of degradation thats known only to sailors and Marines?

      • NHSparky says:

        As a west coast sailor, I kind of chuckled to myself when I heard what kind of liberty ports the poor bastards on the east coast boats got stuck with.

        Buy Toulon, well, that wasn’t for the faint of heart, if the stories are to be believed.

        But it’s still tame compared to PI, Thailand, Australia, etc.

  34. streetsweeper says:

    Okay. Does anyone else get the feeling this is going to get really f’ng interesting, or it just me?

    • Mustang1LT says:

      Yep, it’s going to get crazy up in here. There’s tons of microwave popcorn up in the TOC, but no microwave. And thanks to General Order 1A, no adult liquid refreshment either. Guys, eat some popcorn and drink a couple of beers (Veterans Lager for you in Illinois and Indiana) for me while this plays out. This gon’ be good!

  35. GyCz says:

    Correction: That is not INCA. It is IHCA “In Hands of Civil Authorities”. It looks like he went UA, Declared Deserter, desertion was ended with an arrest. He was then returned to military control. The 2nd entry for 880330 is probably at To CNFT with 880513 being the from CNFT.

  36. JustaBystander says:

    I just did a cursory search. IMHO, if this guy lives in FL, or where ever, I think he most likely got kicked out of MD. and is hated by the cops there (Bethesda I think). Given my opinion that resisting arrest, eluding, destruction of prop, assault, etc etc etc, I would also think that he may know what it feels like to feel the receiving end of a taser. My opinion is that most people he comes in contact with hate him, typical bully. Alas, my opinion, but what do I know I am just a washed up, broke, no pussy getting ex-11B loser.

  37. Jonn Lilyea says:

    Earlier, I mentioned that Jared Stern told me that I was mistaken about his relationship with Wickre, that he hadn’t conducted any background investigation on me. Last night, Mr. Wickre was kind enough to email us all the proof that Stern had lied to me.

    • SJ says:

      Mr. Wickre is a real stand up guy. You saving the expose til Monday?

      • Hack Stone says:

        The last time that Paul Wickre was referred to as a “standup guy” was when the Bethesda Police Department detective told him to get his ass back in the witness line up.

    • NHSparky says:

      Gotta love it when these guys are racing to see who can throw their “buddy” under the bus faster.

      Blue Falcon Brigade, indeed.

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        I bet right now that once the heat is on, they’ll buckle, break and rat each other out like street punks or drug dealers when they get hauled in. I’m positive that ALL of the things that every one of them post or email are sent with the intent to upset people and make them mad, and they enjoy doing it, I offer today’s posts that Daniel A. Bernath put up slandering the Shipleys and their business as well as Dallas Wittgenfeld’s post saying that he enjoyed knowing about Jonn having ALS and every other drop of their imbecilic drivel as evidence. Instead of getting mad, just glance and realize the depths that Daniel A. Bernath and company are stooping to in order to upset, anger, agitate, and provoke anyone they can into a spur-of-the-moment angry comment, that’s what Daniel A. Bernath wants to get in order to file another tsunami of effluvia in some other courtroom!

    • Hondo says:

      Earlier, I mentioned that Jared Stern told me that I was mistaken about his relationship with Wickre, . . . . Wickre was kind enough to email us all the proof that Stern had lied to me.

      Gee. I am shocked, shocked to find out Stern was lying.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      What!?!?! He LIED to you?????

      Well, I never!!! Oh, that’s just terrible,isn’t it? How could he DO that?!?!?

      So what’s next?

    • streetsweeper says:

      No surprises there, lol.

  38. NHSparky says:

    Yo, Jared! Need a lawyer? I hear there’s this guy in Oregon who is smashingly good.

    At crashing airplanes, and that’s about it.

  39. streetsweeper says:

    Yo, Mustang! Looks like we’re gonna need that popcorn, bro. I’ll try to find something legal to drink for you beings yer stuk where ya are, too….

  40. Bernath's Fuel Gauge says:

    I just have to wonder how many people are going to have to suffer the consequences of the Monkress, Wickre, Bernath, Chevalier, and Wittgenfeld cabal.

    It is like anyone that becomes involved with the above individuals and their collective IQ of around 70 are just as retarded as they are. Is it because anyone that is reputable would have nothing to do with this group of short bus riders.

    I could just see Dullass or Psul of the ball sack going to an actual reputable private investigator or lawyer with their complaints against this blog.

  41. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:


    BLUF: No one has ever heard of this guy, he IS NOT affiliated with any of the reputable professional associations relating to security and or private investagations industries.

    I am attending as a full member here (in Atlanta), double checked all the available databases, big fat ZERO.

    So just to make sure I covered all databases, I asked another attendee (nationally respected in the private investigations market) to search the name and company in the big three private investigators organizations … again ZERO.

    So it only stands to reason he is very busy on nation security, counter terrorism and or intelligence matters and he does not have the time to be associated with highly reputable professional organizations.

    Then again, he could be one big self promoting fraud who is too busy chasing cheating spouses because that line of business is more exciting.

    But what do I know!

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      MCPO, is it possible that Magnum Creampuff has lied about his experience and credentials as well? /sarc

      • MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

        You think?

        I know an entire industry that says he IS NOT what he says he is!

        • Hack Stone says:

          It’s a shame that with all of those private detective resources available to Jared Stern, he did not discover that associating with Paul K. Wickre is detrimental to your personal and professional reputation.

  42. Green Thumb says:

    I am sure this maggot is digging all of the attention given to him by Palmer (of the Ballsack) Wickre.

    • Jonn Lilyea says:

      Paul was pretty butt-hurt when we busted his boyfriend here. That’s when he started calling my wife’s friends with his death threats to teach me to leave his manholes alone.

      • Green Thumb says:

        Sorry to hear that.

        Its sad when all a man like Palmer (of the Ballsack)has got is threatening phone calls to women.

        What a loser.

  43. Jonn Lilyea says:

    It looks like Fox News pulled their video.

  44. Green Thumb says:

    This dude is still a dildo of the first order.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      That’s putting it VERY mildly.

      • Jonn Lilyea says:

        Palmer actually whined in court that he lost this friend of ten years because we were mean to him.

        • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

          Talk about someone it’s impossible to feel sorry for!

        • Hack Stone says:

          I find it hard to believe that Paul would have a genuine relationship with a Jim Rockford wannabe twenty years his junior. Of course, I find it hard to believe that Paul has any friends. His FaceBook page only shows two friends, neither which happens to be his wife. Which just shows that on occasion, his wife shows good judgment.

          • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

            A sound deduction Hack Stone! How’s life dodging those highly motivated assassins these days?

        • clamsgotlegs says:

          So I get this free scratch off lottery ticket that spells words. One of the words was WICKER. It was a loser. How appropriate. It made me giggle.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      If I didn’t say it before, this idiot is both cross-eyed and pig-eyed. That goatee makes him look like a gay pron extra.

      And I’m guessing that because we haven’t heard anything from pickwicker peckerwood lately, his mailbox still has no door.

      Does anyone actually live at that ticky-tacky house?

      • Hack Stone says:

        I don’t live in the neighborhood, but when I leave my safe house in the North Philly housing project, I make it a point to drive by FirsTech Solutions corporate headquarters. I am not impressed. The place actually looks pretty run down. The house next door to him is undergoing a major renovation, so maybe that would help bring up the property values.

        • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

          i wonder if those who live near FirsTech Solutions Corporate HQ are perturbed about the allegedly dilapidated condition of that abode/place of business??

  45. Green Thumb says:

    Just another example of someone who was associated with Paul-mer (of the Ballsack)and by extension, Commander Phil Monkress of All-Points Logistics, who’s life turned to shit by association.

    “Phildo” is a disease that continues to spread….