Dana Michell Dafau; phony Woman Marine

| January 12, 2015

Dana Michell Dafau (2)

Scotty sends us his work on this Dana Dafau lady who claims that she was a 0311 intelligence Marine. Of course, 0311 is an infantryman, not intel, so that was her first mistake.

And then she posted a picture of herself when she was a Marine, but in the picture is a real woman Marine who was in this video of the first female commander of Parris Island Marine Corps Recruit Detachment, so strike, two.

Then she started pissing off Scotty;

Dana Michell Dafau (1)

Dana Michell Dafau (1)

Dana Michell Dafau (2)

Dana Michell Dafau (4)

Strike Three!

And, then as if she needed another strike, the National Personnel Records Center says “Who?”

Dana Michell Dafau FOIA

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. ChipNASA says:

    More like “Dafuq”?
    Oh and $1 bet she’s not in hospice dying of cancer either.

    Sympathy Whore.

    • FasterThanFastjack says:

      I can’t help but imagine rolling her around a hospital while all assorted items start sticking to her, all while humming the theme to Katamari Damacy.

    • Flagwaver says:

      Makes you wonder if the brain cancer thing is just a ploy for sympathy or deflection. All five people I know who have had (or currently have, bless them) cancer call it by its actual name or just say cancer. They don’t go around referring to it as a soap opera metaphor.

    • teddy996 says:

      Maybe she’s faking cancer at the hospice to get chemo? That way she can shed some pounds and that atrocious hairdo.

  2. Combat Historian says:

    Hehehe, nuttier than a squarrel cake, this one…

  3. Toasty Coastie says:

    Turd Pickle…

  4. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Aaahh, this one claims to have cancer, have we had that on many previous posers? I see she went “cussaholic” as soon as she was questioned about the authenticity of her claim, I wonder if she’ll “Bernath ” on us with lawsuit threats? Another precious little Smurf-hugging glitter-farting tinsel mouse of a lobotomized buck-toothed fungus-mouthed rented Swamp Donkey with an ass that would make the Sta-Puf Marshmallow Man’s look anorexic!! She would take third place in a beauty pageant right below a roadkill possum and a dead armadillo !!

  5. Andy11M says:

    Claims of the PTSD in 3..2…

  6. Green Thumb says:

    What’s up w/ the USMC today?

  7. OIF '06-'07-'08 says:

    Damn, we need to hook her up with a certain blobfish whom has resorted to a CL add to try and find himself wife number #8, or #9, oh hell, I can’t keep up with him.

  8. JacktheJarhead says:

    If you are going to lie, make sure you have it right. One way to trap a phony, ask what their MOS was. 90% of the time you get a Deer in the Headlights look. The other 10% will say, SEAL, Special Forces, Scout-Sniper, Recon.

    Brain Cancer!!! Love that one!

  9. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    “Harpoons aweigh, portside aft!”

    “She’s a big one skipper …”

    “Prepare the boats … belay my last … wait … prepare the cannons!”

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      I heard that her scars are from her last visit to the beach, as soon as she got there, some Greenpeace hippies dragged her so far out in the water she got harpooned by a boatload of Japanese tourists as soon as they left her alone!!

  10. CWO5USMC says:

    Just for a little clarity, that picture is not of BGen Reynolds, it’s a Marine named Capt Newman who gave part of the interview aired on CNN. I had the good fortune of serving with then Col Reynolds in Afghanistan from ’10 to ’11 and you will be hard pressed to find a better officer anywhere in the Corps.

  11. Pinto Nag says:

    While delusion and aggression are two possible manifestations of terminal brain cancer, with her lying about her service, I’d make an effort to prove the cancer before I felt sorry for her.

    Other than that…nah.

  12. ChipNASA says:

    This farking pig pisses me off SO much I’d love to drop a few messages on her FB page.

    Sevierville, Tennessee can’t be that big. According to wiki it’s got about 16,000 folks living there.
    Much like dildo Derick Church, there’s got to be someone in that town who knows this Cunning Underrated National Treasure.

    • Bulletbrother says:

      It isn’t big at all. I’ve been through there several times. You blink and you will miss it.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      She’s probably getting legal advice from “Forging” Frank Visconti on how to fabricate a Marine Corps SRB…

  13. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    She looks something I have seen before. It will come to me…

    • RazorbackStrong says:

      “Stanky Jo” Klayla? The phony tranny SEAL?

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      I heard that Plastic Surgeons run away from her in fear!!

    • Redacted1775 says:

      I’m with you there. It bears a striking resemblance to something I saw awhile back–a giant, ghastly creature circling high above Charlotte Motor Speedway one afternoon. That and the word “Goodyear” comes to mind. Eh, could just be my overactive imagination.

  14. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    I’m still working on this. Did Uncle Fester have a sister?

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      One look at her and I was beginning to think that Uncle Fester had started cross dressing!

    • teddy996 says:

      That smile is 100% Bernath. The rest of her dumb face kind of reminds me of Jared Loughner.

  15. Powerpoint Ranger says:

    Stolen Valor and fake cancer? Sounds like TAH found Denny Fromage’s soulmate.

  16. B Woodman says:

    From my quick observation, she looks as if she ATE the Marines. Whole.

    A newbie SV contestant. And a “female” to boot. Those come few and far between, so they are soooooo “special” (ya know, like Short Bus Window Lickin’ special).
    I wonder how far “she’ll” make it in this year’s SV Tourney? The year is still young, and she has yet to prove her stamina, staying power, and BerNasty Douchness (that’s what SHE said).

  17. Stacy0311 says:

    This is a twatwaffle in need of a falcon punch

  18. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    She told those who doubt her to kiss her ass. That’s a WMD threat that even the DOJ will find difficult to ignore, although, arguably, her ass is probably more of a massive weapon than it is one of mass destruction.

  19. Dave Hardin says:

    o311 is Intel, now that is priceless. First time I have ever seen an 0311 demanding to be called a POG or a REMF.

  20. Powerpoint Ranger says:

    It looks like the screencap she stole isn’t that of BG Reynolds, but of a Capt. Bernadette Newman who is probably a PAO from the unit in question. I bet she’d be thrilled to know that a phony is using her image.

  21. medic09 says:

    Jonn, you are too charitable. After all that, she is no ‘lady’.

  22. Ex-PH2 says:

    This beached whale isn’t even trying.

    Isn’t her name spelled DaFuckup?

  23. Marine_7002 says:

    Hey, Dana-bitch. The infantry field is 0300. The intelligence field is 0200.

    ‘Nuff said. You’re a lying, low-life, scum-sucking turd. You must really be lacking in self-esteem to feel you have to make up such transparent, ridiculous lies.

    Your denials are right out of the Stolen Valor playbook. Can’t you come up with something more creative than that? We know you’re stupid, but you could try to be a bit more entertaining.

  24. C. Long says:

    Doesn’t the fact that she posted a photo of someone claiming its her make this an actual identity theft case? I know stolen valor isn’t a crime any more but identity theft still is.

    • 2/17 Air Cav says:

      Although she strongly favors Uncle Fester, there’s something–not someone–that she resembles. It’s not a blimp, a whale, a cow. or a tall pile of shit. I think it’s from a sci-fi movie but, for the life of me, I can’t ID it.

  25. MSGRetired says:

    Wham Bam hit the Fuckin Road Ma’am !

    I think should would do better posing as a Marine Mammal like a Whale !

  26. Nicki says:

    Twunt. As the mother of a REAL Marine, who is training to be intel, I would like to offer a throat punch to this fetid sack of garbage.

    • Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

      Congrats on the Marine, my daughter did an 8 year stint in the AF’s intel shop…nothing like the Marines, but still honorable work.

      Made her old 11B dad pretty happy, plus she used her benefits to pay for education and picked up a couple of degrees in the process..

      • Nicki says:

        Thank you for your service and your daughter for hers. I LOVE hearing about a tradition of service in families. My daughter will be graduating DLI in June and heading to Goodfellow for crypto training. My son wants to do Army ROTC after he graduates. I hope they encourage their kids when they have them to continue this tradition in our family!

    • Casey says:

      Twunt. I like it.

  27. H1 says:

    I must have missed the intel core classes at ITS Pendleton. Probably when humping Mt. M’fer.
    Glad I was PI after that. Sand sucked but going down that hill was way worse.
    Then again the 0321 Amphib Recon school did a have a little sneak and peek in it.

  28. Big Steve says:

    A big ugly creature with a potty mouth to boot. A real charmer.
    My request to you, Dana: Please don’t reproduce.

  29. Old Trooper says:

    Yeah, the red flags of phonydom start flying fast and hard when Scotty asks her what unit she was in and she immediately replies with, and I’m paraphrasing, “fuck you, you big poopyhead”!

    Nice try, sweetie, but you stepped in a huge, steaming pile.

  30. MrBill says:

    She’s got Facebook posts back to 2012 talking about cancer. In 2013 she declared that she was terminal. So, true or false? Dunno. She’s been consistent about the cancer for a good while, and seems to have supportive friends and relatives. But, since she’s clearly lying about her military service (even trying to pass off someone else’s image as her own), she’s got to be capable of lying about other things, too. So, military fakery? Definitely. Munchausen’s syndrome, or real illness? Who knows?

    • CLAW131 says:

      It seems pretty clear to me that her military fakery claim is due to the brain tumor found during her most recent colonoscopy.

    • Fallen Angel USMC says:

      We outed her many months ago, I’m thinking Sept of last year time frame(can’t remember without digging the screen shots out) Scotty was made aware to assist with obtaining the FOIA document. The supportive “family” mentioned actually helps perpetrate the scam, I have had personal conversation with the ” father “, it’s still happening. Hopefully this will get the authorities in Tennessee to stop the thievery, fellow Marines fell for her scam before our group nailed her to the wall. As I stated this is a family business of lying and deception, wonder how many others are still being scammed? Her other FB page is still active too.

  31. Ex-PH2 says:

    Dana Dafuquup,you need to be a LOT more careful when you steal AND date someone else’s photo. That which you stole was online in 2011 and the REAL MARINE’s nametag is on her uniform blouse, you incredible moron.

    Like I said, your whining lying pissant road apple cow, you aren’t even trying. I have used postage stamps that are smarter than you are.

  32. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    If she were a whale, it would be a sperm whale!

    Something she has never had … Hopefully speaking of course!

    Just sayin’!

  33. FatCircles0311 says:

    This is what happens when your brain is on twinkies.

    Just sayin’

    • MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

      Can I use that?

      Most certainly can apply to several folks I know!

    • CLAW131 says:

      Hmm, so what you’re saying is that if her head were to be squeezed that white stuff oozing from open orifices would be vanilla cream filling and not the accumulated results of an all weekend bender at the “House of Glory Holes”? Fascinating, he says with one raised eyebrow.

  34. RazorbackStrong says:

    Googled terminal brain cancer. She’d be dead by now if she stopped chemo in late 12-early13.
    Her entire life has probably been a lie.
    I have a nephew everyone calls “Izzy”. Because you never know “Izzy” lying or not? Same thing w this hero.

  35. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    One thought I had at my first glance of her was “SHOOT IT BEFORE IT MATES AND LAYS EGGS!!”

  36. NHSparky says:

    She couldn’t get laid in a prison if she were carrying a fistful of pardons and a carton of smokes.

  37. Guard Bum says:

    Took a little visit to her FB page for a little recon…got derailed looking at the pictures on her friend Alix the strippers page…explains why I was never recon…

  38. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    A Proud Infidel mentioned (1:36 1/12) possum. I think he’s on to something. She does resemble an opossum (Why the first o? Because English is a screwy language.)

  39. SJ says:

    With that potty mouth, she needs to hook up with the Rev from the recent tournament.

  40. MaeWestWoodie says:

    After so many years of looking, thanks to you guys she has been found.


    She would have made Frank sooooo happy.