Johnny Joseph Wesley Smith; M2 Bradley Special Forces

| January 27, 2015

Johnny Joseph Wesley Smith

Scotty sends us his work on this Johnny Joseph Wesley Smith, who was quite a badass is his day, Here, let him tell you about it;

Johnny Joseph Wesley Smith 4

Johnny Joseph Wesley Smith 1

I’m askeered, ainchu? He must be legit, I mean, look, he wears Under Armor T-shirts and a ruck.

Johnny Joseph Wesley Smith 2

But, his FOIA says that he was a Bradley infantryman and his only assignment overseas was a trip to Korea;

Johnny Joseph Wesley Smith FOIA

There’s no Ranger tab, I can’t find any assignment to the 3rd Ranger Battalion for him and his claim that he was an “operator” for the UN is just ridiculous. The UN doesn’t have operators, they don’t even have non-operators. The UN depends on member countries to supply the armed forces for their operations.

I guess his Joint Service Achievement Medal wasn’t enough for him.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Must be one of them “sekrit naked rangers” of “Task Force Rat Brain”

  2. Green Thumb says:

    Dude is felcher.

    “Retired out of NATO” to be with James.


  3. Martinjmpr says:

    “Retired out of the UN to be with Jennifer.”

    Aniston, I presume?

    And BTW, Jonn, the UN does have “operators.” Who do you think picks up the phone when you call the UN and ask to speak to the French UN ambassador Jacques Strapp?

  4. Martinjmpr says:

    Also, regarding the first picture, sure was nice of him to give us two free tickets to the gun show.

  5. MGySgtRet. says:

    Retired out of NATO? I hope their disability payments are better than the VA’s cause this idiot is going to need long term care for teh stupid….

    • uh1av8r says:

      The badge is one worn up by the DMZ. Its just a glorified ID badge that says hey Im not a North Korean. I have one and never set foot in Korea. What a turd!

  6. propsguy says:

    The Army has an advanced sniper school? I thought they just had regular sniper school and you had to train like a mutha just to keep your rating, I could be wrong though, except for once a year quals, all of the weapons I fired said “crew served” 😉

    • seans says:

      There is the standard course that Benning runs, then there is the Special Operations Course at Bragg.

      • Lars Taylor says:

        I have not discussed the Bragg course in conversation since the 90s so I have no idea what it includes or is called now.

        Back in the 90s it was something like “Strategic Target Interdiction” or something. Anyway, as a young soldier I thought that was an awesome name for a course like that.

  7. David says:

    UN Operator – is that like U.N.C.L.E.?

    (sorry, that may be beyond you kids)

  8. Tequila says:

    That is a JSA Joint Security Area badge from the unit which is stationed in the DMZ in Korea. There is a number at the bottom 130 but so far I have been unable to track down who that badge belongs to. Highly doubt it is his but rather a picture of one he found on the internet. BTW the US turned over the JSA to the S Koreans in the 90’s. I have one of them, unnumbered, given to me by a friend of mine who was stationed there. I have made several trips to the JSA in the 80’s.

    • ByrdMan says:

      If you look at the picture, it’s from a shadow box.

      There is a plaque below the badge that says “Presented to SPC Smith, Johnny J.W.”

      It’s probably an End of Tour “Thanks For Serving” shadow box the guys in his unit got him when he left Korea.

      • Andy11M says:

        Most likely this. End of my year in 5/20 I got a little plack from the award shop in the main PX on camp Casey.

    • RunPatRun says:

      I had a thought perhaps he spent time at JSA. Thanks for confirming we turned those responsibilities over when we left the Western Corridor. Guess if he did spend time in Panmunjom it was a part of a tour group.:)

      • ByrdMan says:

        But he did spend time at JSA. If you look on Scotty’s page he has a Joint Service Commendation Medal while supporting the United Nations Command in the Joint Security Area.

        That’s where the badge comes from. He was there in a support role, not as a “U.N. Operator” but as part of the shrinking U.N. security detachment.

        Is the JSCM citation bogus?

    • rgr1480 says:

      Badge #140. I enlarged the photo and got a clearer look. Check your files for #140.

    • Frank da Tank says:

      No, the JSA has not been “turned over” to anyone; it was also a JOINT Security Area, between the US, S. Korea, and other nations; Camp Bonifas and the DMZ/JSA is very much still joint. I was there literally a few days ago.
      Anyone can buy a UN badge just like our hero here in the Bonifas gift shop. I have one, a refrigerator magnet that looks just like his in the picture.

  9. TankBoy says:

    It sucks! You had one tour, peacetime, you want to be an internet tough guy to win an argument, or hook up with a girl on, and one or two teensie weensie untruths come out, and there are guys like Scotty, being the internet police, ruining your vibe! Next thing you know, you’re in a tournament and people are hitting you up for autographs, you see a wanted picture of yourself about town, and it just gets worse from there! What’s a young fellow to do?

    • TankBoy says:

      I’ve always wished we could have fly on the wall video footage from the first time they realize they screwed up, and are now internet famous. I’ve always assumed kind of like the deer in the headlights look I would get from a Marine when I would call them in and ask them questions about something they thought nobody knew about.

  10. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:


    1. Over sized tatted arms.
    2. Retired out of NATO.


    Note: I have heard the NATO retirement is pretty damn good. You get all the chesse, wine and patte’ you can consume (duty free) and lifetime subscription to NETFLIX foreign language films with French sub-titles.

    The only downside is the retirement orders are written in French and and you have to pick up your retirement check in person every two weeks in ‘ole gay Paris.

  11. 3/17 Air Cav says:

    I never realized there were so many snipers out there. The AO’s must have been really crowded! “That’s my target, no it’s mine you need to find your own” smile.

  12. MSGRetired says:

    Retarded UN , I can .. Oh Wait Retired UN hahahahahahahahaha

  13. Beretverde says:

    Another effing tabless-cunt leg poser. Damn…just go to the schools…4187 yourself to Regiment…they are, and were hiring.

  14. RunPatRun says:

    Steroids, anyone?

    • Green Thumb says:


      And I like the fact he is calling out someone for being a fake Marine.

      • Grimmy says:

        I didn’t read that as him calling out someone for fake Marine. I read it as him calling out someone for being proud of actually being a Marine.

        It’s the “It’s sad that’s all you ever did” part that gave me that impression.

        • Green Thumb says:


          I re-read it and you appear to be right.

          But that actually makes it worse.

          I was Army, but love my brothers and sisters in the USMC, minus one or two of course.

  15. GDContractor says:

    Dear Wes Smith,
    Before you call Jonn with your threats and incoherent bullshit, please take my advice and wrap your phone in Saran Wrap.

    Spittle happens, particularly among you mouth breathers.
    Just ask Korflage and Colyer.

    • nbcguy54 says:

      Dear Wes Smith,
      Disregard that last order and wrap the Saran Wrap around your head. Much more effective…

      Sorry for butting in GDC (smile)

  16. MGySgtRet. says:

    I have been praying all day that he would come on here and make some tough guy threats….oh well, tomorrow is another day….

    • TankBoy says:

      Maybe he’s out doing some secret squirrel shit in a third world hot spot where there’s no internet? Covered in mud, shirtless, getting ready to take the compound bow shot with the HE warheads with more explosive power than a 155 HE round?

      • JimW says:

        No sense fucking around on super duper missions when your a one man bad ass sniper with a UN badge. Rambo #007. He’s highly respected amongst shit heads, and scum sucking posers.

    • anonymous says:

      I personally know him and that would make me laugh more than I currently am…

      • Sally says:

        Me, too! He’s been a pathological liar all of his life. If none of this were true why did he immediately delete his FB page? Fake, phony, disgusting human being.

  17. Green Thumb says:

    No EIB either.

    Speaks volumes.

  18. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Where are the wrap-around sunglasses? Must be in another pic of him somewhere. And what sort of UN operator was he? Telephone? Backhoe? What? As a rule, any other type of operators are proficient in their native language. He clearly isn’t.

    • streetsweeper says:

      not knowing much about being a Bradley crewman, I’mma guess he was a “hand operator” specialized in jerking his gerkin…

  19. Mustang1LT says:

    Yeah, he’s a shitbag. But I have a serious question here. Am I the only person who had the tune to “John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt” running through their head when they saw this dude’s name?

  20. fatcircles0311 says:

    You Marines watch out and look under your beds. Johnny 1 pump do nothing chump is coming for you online with a fake badge and bad grammar.

  21. C. Long says:

    A record to be proud off and he has to add to it. Makes no sense.

  22. Dcm says:

    What a chode

  23. Green Thumb says:

    Just another two-hole Ranger, indeed…..

  24. 3E9 says:


  25. Ex-PH2 says:

    Okay, let me straighten this out for you guys, since you can’t read ‘come hither’ stuff.

    It’s all about getting laid. A lot. Jennifer is a generic name for ‘any girl will do’.

    He’s got all the stuff, so here’s the shopping list:

    Big hard muscles – check
    Abdominal six-pac – check
    Name brand tees and jeans – check
    Funky baseball cap – check
    a) worn like he thinks snipers wear them – check
    b) probably has a special insignia – check
    Serious hard stare – check
    Storyline for inflated ego trip – check
    Tattoos – check
    Tight pants flaunting package – check

    I can’t really tell, but probably trims his pit hair, too.

    See? You gotta look for those things. I’ll bet he wears a lot of Chapstick. Gotta keep those lips soft, y’know.

  26. rgr1480 says:

    Hey all!! Jonn and TAH are mentioned i the National Enquirer, 12 Jan 2015 on p.8.

    Not that I read this stuff …

    Main mention goes to Guardians of Valor and SSG Anthony Anderson. Oh, and of course they misspell Jonn’s name as John.

    “…John Lilyea, who runs “This Ain’t Hell,” which has identified about 1&0 dirtbags. “These people are the lowest form of juman life,” he said.

    Thank goodness for secreraries or I wouldn’t’ve seen this issue.

    …honest, fellers!

  27. A POS says:

    The whole UN thing he took from the movie World War Z where Brad Pitt said he was an operator for the UN. I also assume that’s the whole Jennifer Anniston angle as well.

  28. Doc Bretz says:

    What is it with these guys and their Bear Grylls gear. Take a look at the machete strapped to his “ruck” on the FB photo.

    • 3/17 Air Cav says:

      Anyone who ever had to pack a machete, never wants to see another one. Let alone pack one. Lots of fun breaking trail thru six foot elephant grass. I guess it must be part of the. Phony tool kit!

      • Beretverde says:

        Machetes are great in arctic conditions. Made great sleeping holes cutting in the snow in Winter Warfare School.

      • Pinto Nag says:

        I always had my machete handy on our family farm. That, and the ax.

        I’m not sure I could swing either one now, but I could back then!

    • ByrdMan says:

      My sister was upset when I busted my brother-in-laws chops for carrying a Bear Grylls knife.

      She had bought it for him as a present! LOL

      • nbcguy54ACTUAL says:

        I reckon it would come in handy if you ever had an occasion to grill a bear…

  29. Jordan Rott says:

    Everybody knows the first thing NATO gives you when you’re a NATOO is a NATO Badge. C’mon now.

  30. PavePusher says:

    Apparently, this wonder-fuck is also a rocket surgeon and a brain scientist.

    But he seems to not be able to do actual math.

    Odd, eh?

  31. Mark says:

    This is a disgrace to Chris Kyle and his family! A sniper lol I know this bum he can’t even take care of his kids! His daughter 13 is the one who found him out and posted this! She said this is carmaker for all the abuse her and her mom went throgh living with him! He begged for a medical because he couldn’t pick a weapon up with order to go to desert storm! But now he can go to the range and shoot his little gun and tell everyone he is a war hero and shot in combat! Where is his Purple Heart !!

  32. Green Thumb says:


    • JW says:

      Looks like he got a Engineering degree from UH while he was in Korea too!

    • Sally says:

      What are you trying to prove with your comment – that you lied on your LinkedIn profile as well? Surprise! You have been a disgrace to our town since high school (should we even discuss the reason you moved schools your Junior year?) I hope everyone that sees this page shares it and exposes you for the FRAUD that you are.

  33. Mark says:

    How can he be sf or a ranger without airborne training!

  34. ChipNASA says:


    /sorry, that gives douchebags a bad name. At least THEY’RE useful for something.

  35. Green Thumb says:

    This guy is such a pussy that if you popped him in his jaw, he would queef.

  36. Mark says:

    I want to know what happen in hs

    • Green Thumb says:

      My best bet is that his mom came home early caught him working himself with her dildo.

      By the looks of him in that picture, I doubt I am that far off base.

  37. Green Thumb says:

    Maybe he could have a guest appearance on Teti’s show.