Jace Connors; mega-troll & phony SEAL, Marine, soldier

| February 3, 2015

Someone sent us some links on the Jace Connors fellow who claims that he’s some sort of “internet personality” which means that he’s really a nobody with delusions of grandeur. He alternates between being a retired SEAL, a retired Marine, and a retired soldier. He also really does live in his Mom’s basement, he owns a Desert Eagle airsoft pistol, and he plays with toy replica knives (probably so he doesn’t hurt himself);

Jace Connors

Jace Connors SEAL

Jace Connors Tin Cup

Jace Connors Twitter

Even Daily Kos thinks he’s a crackpot; apparently, he crashed his Mom’s Prius on the way to shoot some gamer chick with his airsoft gun, this last weekend. And he’s accusing her of fiddling with his Mom’s car to cause the crash. yeah, he’s a serious crack pot.

I really don’t think this smoldering turd is worth my time trying to get a FOIA on his dumb ass. There’s more at LOLCow on this ass monkey. Yeah, he’s a joke, but if I don’t post on him, I suspect that my email inbox will fill up shortly.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. ChipNASA says:

    With those glasses he looks like a giant bug.

    Probably one that prefers Turds.

  2. Combat Historian says:

    Retired SEAL, eh? More like he retired to mommy’s basement to play “Call of Duty”…

    • Nicki says:

      “Retired SEAL.” I think he spelled “retarded” wrong.

      From his Twitter profile, “Semper Fidelis to all are armed forces.” He’s also fucking illiterate.

  3. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Kid’s having an Bernathian-style meltdown… maybe he needs Danny to represent him in court???

  4. QM1 says:

    What the heck is Gamer Gate?

  5. SFC D says:

    It takes a special kind of douchebaggery to get The Daily Kos to call you a nutcase

  6. Skippy says:

    Good mother of god, where in the hell do they come from ??? If they only knew how we were treated by the VA and Uncle Sam, they would run for the hills and stop playing wannabe soldiers. When we ETS OR RetIre and start dealing with the VA we have to deal with the Funky republican math, our rights to Vote whille in and then out gets F&$: with by the democrats, while during our entire service and after the state run media make us out to be a bunch of unstable nut cases. Please if you are going to steal Valor think twice before you do it ! ! !

    • Hondo says:

      Yeah, that “Funky republican math” is why the VA’s budget more than doubled between 2001 and this year – from $61.45 billion (adjusted to 2012 dollars) in 2001 to $156.69 billion (again adjusted to 2012 dollars) this FY.


      That means that the VA budget this year is 2.5 times larger than it was in 2001 – in real terms. We don’t have 2.5 times more vets today than we did in 2001.

      The GOP is guilty of much idiocy, but underfunding the VA isn’t something for which they can be blamed. It’s not a resource problem at the VA.

      • Skippy says:

        I agree about the funding… I’m talking about when a vet has to file a claim.. You would think with all that extra funding that the issue with claims would be a non issues here in Arizona one VA official said part of the issue with claims was a lack of funding

        • Hondo says:

          As I said above: the VA doesn’t have a resource problem. They have management and leadership problems. As well as a sh!tload of other issues.

          The article I linked above is the first in a series of 5 I wrote on the VA some months ago, if you’re interested. I cover what IMO are the worst of the VA’s issues there. I’m sure I missed a few.

          • Skippy says:

            Thank you for the link I will read and so will my wife she has a hard time understanding everything we have been through since my Bo-bo in theater.the VA has been a trip. We just move to Arizona and it is a Nightmare here Lol…

          • Ex-344MP says:

            Ahhhhh, but that article helped my wife understand the system a bit more. My thanks for that by the way Hondo.

      • Skippy says:

        K. So we are ready for PTs 2-5 I’m hooked, and yes you are right about the way Uncle Sam loves to throw away money Lol…

  7. Stacy0311 says:

    Makes me feel better about my National Defense Service Award (with Bronze Service Star).
    And yeah I EARNED it the hard way…..

  8. Instinct says:

    In all honesty, someone should keep an eye on this guy. Seems like he is a few eggs short of a dozen and I would be worried if he ever does get his hands on a real gun.

    Let’s just say I think he’s as stable as Birdbath

  9. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    Weed and airsoft, that combination appears to increase the stupidity factor logarithmically…allowing some of these morons to achieve an elite level of stupidity in record time.

  10. KnightsWhoSayNi says:

    A PFC and a Navy SEAL? Totally legit. 😉

  11. Dennis - not chevy says:

    While he can’t be locked up on suspicion of being suspicious, this appears to be another case of the authorities waiting for something serious to occur. What gets me is the unthinking minions who follow this creep as a messiah. From the information I gleaned about Deagle Nation, I think actions leading to the delinquency of minors should be investigated. It’s another case of stolen valor being the tip of the iceberg.

  12. NHSparky says:

    Looks like he’s trying to fast-track his membership application to the Dutch Rudder Club.

    Memo to Jace: You’ll be a shoo-in if you pay your application fees in MD 20/20 and small rustling bushes.

    • GDContractor says:

      Yes. Anything that will forestall Psul of the ballsack having to sell his inventory of liesure suits and polyester ties will be greatly appreciated by the dutch rudder gang. And by his wife Karen. And by his sister Karen.

      • GDContractor says:

        My bad. It’s not a gang, it’s a club.

        • Hack Stone says:

          I know that line. You swiped from Saturday Night Live, circa 1976. I believe the skit was based on a low budget Hispanic movie about a gang, excuse me I mean club, of young men and their Chevy Impalas. If I am not mistaken (50/50 chance of that), I think Robbie Benson was in it.


      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        You mean Paul K. Wickre? Palmer K. Wickre and his wife Karen Williams Wickre?

        • Big Steve says:

          Dude… do you have a death wish? Psul made it quite clear that we would be screwed if we ever mentioned the names Paul Wickre, Palmer Wickre, or Karen Williams Wickre again in this blog.

          I don’t think Paul Wickre is a man to be taken lightly. And I hear Karen Williams Wickre is one tough cookie too.

          So I think we are totally f***ed if we mention Paul Wickre, Palmer Wickre, or Karen Williams Wickre here.


          • Hack Stone says:

            Paul K. Wickre. Paul K. Wickre. Paul K. Wickre.

            Shit! My mailbox is now missing the door.


    • Delilah T. says:

      You left out spandex, NHSparky.

      It’s on sale at most fabric stores right now, because ice skating competitions are slowing down for the season and most of the guys have their Johnny Weir stuff lined up already.

    • Sapper3307 says:

      Is he a bounty hunter?

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Maybe he’ll change “Deagle Nation” to “Dutch Rudder Nation” once he’s in?

  13. Sapper3307 says:

    Bernath has a son and he is a Masshole nice.

  14. Lurker Curt says:



  15. Sparks says:

    And the happiest news…we’re supporting this turds, dipshit lifestyle of being a worthless consumer of oxygen.

  16. I see no reason for THIS AIN’T HELL web site participants to even bother with this guy.

    His is not a true case of Stolen Valor, but rather, obviously symptoms of severe mental illness, possibly induced and/or aggravated by illegal drug use.

    Looking elsewhere, there’s a plethora of sufficient cases of genuine Stolen Valor who are not mentally incapacitated, and are more worthy of investigation, exposure, and publicity.

    Moving on – – – ?

  17. 19D2OR4 - Smitty says:

    This guy just has so much comedy (brain cell killing) gold on youtube.

  18. The Other Whitey says:

    “Deaglenation?” Really, that’s a thing? So the Hollywood-worshipping fucktards who think Desert Eagles are anything other than overpriced boat-anchor pieces of shit because the have the best stats in a fucking “Call of Duty” game have a club now? Jeeeeezus H. Christ!

    I’m equal parts shocked that such a group is allowed to breathe and unsurprised that this turdburglar is a member.

    • David says:

      Don’t blame the gun because a douchebag has one, blame the douchebag for being a douchebag.

      • The Other Whitey says:

        I find it utterly impossible to take Desert Eagle fanboys seriously. At least Glocktards have a leg to stand on!

        I’m a 1911 guy myself, but it’s not like my choice of pistol is a “defining trait” or some shit. I just like guns that don’t suck, that’s all.

        • David says:

          Like I said… you are defining the gun by the douchebag norm which buys it. I know a couple folks who use DEs as hog guns here in Texas and really like the power on tap. I tend to agree with you in one sense… if John Browning had a hand in it, it’s gotta be good.

          • The Other Whitey says:

            Fair enough.

            I’ve just gotten so many headaches from having to listen to knuckleheads who’ve never launched any lead for real, but they’re level 50,000 on the Xbox, saying that they want to buy a gun, and they want that gun to be a “deagle.” I roll my eyes and ask why, they say, “Because it’s awesome!” I ask what they base that assessment on. The answer is invariably something along the lines of, “It’s the best gun in ‘Modern Warfare,’ so it must be awesome!”

            When I offer legit counterpoints like, “Ever see what happens when they get dirty?” or, “Ever check the price on .50AE ammo?” or, “It’s called a Jam-o-matic for a reason,” or, “Try holding a 6-pound pistol at arm’s length for any length of time,” they look at me like there’s a dick on my face.

            I have no use for the damn things. I could see using it for a hog gun (pretty much the only use I can imagine for it), but I can think of lots of cheaper guns that would work just as well or better for that. If somebody who actually knows a thing or two about firearms finds the DE to be usable as a hog gun, fine. This dickhead does not fit that description. He’s a fanboy, fanboys suck, and DE fanboys are a particularly low form of life.

  19. SFC Raikkonen says:

    “It is common for snipers to smoke weed to stabilize their aim”

    From the Wiki page on him.

    That’s just crazy enough to work. I’ll volunteer to be a subject if the Army wants to test that theory.

  20. Bobo says:

    Danny, you only got 300 of us? I think that you’re short a few thousand. I’d also love to know how you got the IP addresses of all the users and associated them to .mil domains.

    Once again the gang that can’t shoot straight takes aim with completely implausible threat and misses. No one is buying it, so STFU. And good luck finding me. Rustle rustle, bitch.

    • Jonn Lilyea says:

      They can’t find Proud Infidel, but the other 300 they found. What is it six or seven poor innocent fellows who have been accused of being TPI? Not to mention the three poor ladies that they think are Ex-PH2.

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        OH, gee, it’s just a pity, isn’t it, that Radio Shack is literally closing its doors for good. Bankruptcy proceedings are underway. I don’t think Spring will honor a membership card in the Radio Shack Battery Club.

        Speaking of idiots named bernutsky, it is a sure sign of desperation when someone like that posts drivel on Facebook. He has every other attention whore and drama queen on the planet in fits of raging jealousy.

        What’s next? We’ve already been threatened with mayhem, murder, and blow(torch) jobs, so that doesn’t leave much, does it?

      • Big Steve says:

        I have actually posted in this blog what town in Wisconsin I live, and that my screen name is what numerous folks in town know me as. I can be found, with a little effort.
        Ball’s in their court. Please, one of you, come to town asking around about me. Or better yet, find and approach me.
        I will make you famous.

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        If I remember correctly, Daniel A. Bernath has screeched that the lovely and talented Michelle Malkin is a TAH Regular, I’d love for that rumor to have been true!

      • NHSparky says:

        I’m so glad I blocked his shit so I don’t have to see it anymore.

  21. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    He needs meds as badly as the Dutch Rudder Gangsters,I wonder how soon he’ll join and be Wickre’s spandex washer?

  22. Steve says:

    “Former retired marine…”

    Ha! 😀

  23. Marine_7002 says:

    One of these days, the Bernasty crowd is going to pick the wrong person, people, or family to mis-identify and consequently slander/defame. It’ll be someone with a short fuse and a competent, bulldog-aggressive attorney, with the $$ to pay said attorney to drive said crowd to its financial knees.

  24. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    That critter is a Bernathian kind of crazy!!

  25. Hack Stone says:

    If Bernasty asked what my favorite Jefferson Starship song is, would I have to reply “It’s Not Over (‘Til It’s Over), over”?


  26. B Woodman says:

    Whoo Hoooo! What we has here, fellow members of TAH, is that Bernutless accidentally cloned hisself. So now we has an all-out Bernutless-class Bernutless Jr in our midst. Ain’t this gonna be fuuuun? Is there an open season on Bernutless? We need to cull the herd.

  27. ByrdMan says:

    This isn’t stolen valor. This is mental problems exacerbated by mountain dew and drugs.

    I’ve looked at some of this kids videos and read some articles, he needs help.

  28. Green Thumb says:

    What a turd.

  29. propsguy says:

    Total whack job.

    Zero points for stolen valor

    Maximum points for stolen oxygen.

  30. Jimmy Johns says:

    Do you guys normal pick on schizos or is this just a special exception?