Joshua Cumberland; phony Afghanistan vet

| February 28, 2015

Joshua Cumberland

Scotty sends us his work on Joshua Cumberland who falsely claims that he was wounded in Afghanistan as a Marine. He was a Marine, but he never left the United States (blocks 12 f & g show no foreign/sea service).

Joshua Cumberland Assignments

Joshua Cumberland DD214

Joshua Cumberland1

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Thunderstixx says:

    Oh good God…
    Another one ???

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      There is a long, long line of these dullards stretching out the door and around the block, Thunderstixx.

      A never-ending supply of them is at your hands, and a few have been Korean War fakers, too.

      • E-6 type, 1 ea says:

        Korea, hell. I bet if you were to walk through Sparta, you could’ve found thousands that claimed they were with Leonidas at Thermopylae Pass.

        • Richard says:

          Based on my reading, I suspect that lying about valor in Sparta was a bad idea. I’m thinking about that whole, “with your shield, or on it” mentality.

          Showing up without their shield would mean that his unit was left to fight short-handed. I suspect that the women would cut off their dick and roast it along with those Olympic Mountain Oysters. Such an individual would have no further need of such parts.

      • Ncat says:

        I’m remembering how someone here brought up the story of the last reunion of Confederate vets awhile back. There were about a dozen old “gents.” Researcher later found the number of attendees who had actually served- zero.

  2. Hondo says:

    Hmm. Discharged as an E2 after over 2 yrs 6 mo active service.

    Now, why am I getting the idea that some of that blacked-out info on his record of assignments might relate to either AWOL/UA and/or confinement – and that the last entry possibly refers to some type of admin discharge?

    • MrBill says:

      Considering that he made E-2 less than 2 months before his REFRAD date, I’d say there’s a very good chance that you’re right!

    • 3E9 says:

      Pay grade a year? Sounds like a winner to me.

      • CLAW131 says:

        My bet is he was demoted to that rank.

        I’m with Hondo on his analysis. Especially since the entries for Reserve Obligation Termination Date on the DD214 is all zeroes.

        My thoughts are he was given an OTH type discharge and RE-4 Re-up code.

    • TankBoy says:

      3/10 is on the same street as 2nd Tanks, so these are my old stomping grounds. This kid is what is termed with gentle compassion by we Marines as a Shitbird. You can look at him and see he wasn’t a warrior shitbird, you know, the type I would read his rights and punish, but made sure knew I also still respected him as a man and that he had a place in our unit, no this one was just the standard being here is too hard for my craven soul shitbird. And yes, you are reading his service record correctly, those are references to periods of unauthorized absence and return. I would also bet this young man has had the pleasure of wearing the uniform, carrot, 1 each, while a guest at the Camp Lejeune Brig. Yeah, he just has low life scuzzy shitbird written all over him.

  3. SJ says:

    Not a sniper? Pffffft.

  4. Green Thumb says:

    Another steaming pile of Phil Monkress.

  5. Sparks says:

    I read Scotty’s post of the ultra dumb ass who wrote up this “poor, poor, Marine who served his country, now completely disabled from wounds in Afghanistan vet”, (soon to be amputated leg and rebuilt chest) which the author, Larry Stephen Shannon, “COMPLETELY RESEARCHED, VERIFIED AND VETTED” of course, and I thought I would throw up, shit or go blind. Both these guys are lying sacks of dog shit. In my opinion, Joshua, according to the courts, has a problem being around children. But then again, he’s down in Phildo country so I’m sure they have already called him to offer him a great job. He’s tailor made, All Points Logistics material. Screw this guy forever. This a someone I really want to see made famous. I wonder if I need to forward this information from the FOIA to Judge Lisa Davidson. So she will know more of who she is dealing with next time he appears in the Brevard County court system. Which given his pathetic MO, won’t be long.

  6. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Sparks. I read it too and am amazed at how some people, not content with just being assholes, find it necessary to broadcast their assholishness (or is that assholehood?) In any event, this guy is a special sort of shameless POS.

    • Sparks says:

      2/17 Air Cav…Well hell, I just found good old Larry Stephen Shannon’s Facebook.

      Seems there’s been a hate filled parting of the ways for these two love birds. As of a post January 4, 2104. A bit more than a month after dear Larry could not say enough good about Joshua. I copy/paste it as follows below and I screen captured it as well since I’m sure Larry will take it off as soon as he reads this. Goes to show how easy it is for butt buddies to split the sheets.

      Larry Stephen Shannon
      January 4, 2014 ·

      I HAVE A PETITION to a COURTHOUSE – for everyone to SIGN! – When I post it… please SIGN IT! Thank YOU! We need to PROTECT families and children from dangerous people or Person(s). We need to ALWAYS Strive to Expose TRUTH. smile emoticon – BE BLESSED MY FRIENDS! – GOD BLESS!

      7 people like this.

      Larry Stephen Shannon Well, — A person who is finally about to be EXPOSED for FRAUD – and Hoepfully JAILED for HURTING a whole BUNCH of PEOPLE who are wlling to come forward! – They never HAD the Evidence before… But NOW … I am the one with the evidence. It is SHIFTED to many locations for protection. – — Time to END DRAMA! for MANY PEOPLE! – So MANY PEOPLE have been …. ruined by an evil person.

      January 4, 2014 at 12:45am
      Joshua John Cumberland well the police have looked over all the stuff you are saying and all of would be handled in civil court we will be waiting for you and your friends to stop acting like children and come to us as adults

      January 4, 2014 at 1:27am
      Larry Stephen Shannon Thats it! I am changing PETITION NOW! No more holding off … — Expose this FRAUDSTER! – LIAR – Person who THREATENS people – Families – Children – and a person who threatens to KILL families! HE EVEN SAID … and it is RECORDED THAT HE WOULD SHOOT H…See More

      January 4, 2014 at 1:32am
      Joshua John Cumberland that is not what i said you liar

      January 4, 2014 at 1:33am
      Joshua John Cumberland i said if my son was a child molester i would do it to prevent him from being attacked in jail

      January 4, 2014 at 1:33am
      Joshua John Cumberland but keep going slander anyone

      January 4, 2014 at 1:34am
      Larry Stephen Shannon LIKE HIS FATHER!

  7. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Well, Sparks, if that’s not classy, I don’t know what is. I can’t understand why people aren’t lined up in support of this fellow. He seems so honest, so decent, so levelheaded. And then there’s his military service. Wow. What a guy, eh? He sacrificed his life! Amazingly, despite that sacrifice, he still walks among us. Why can’t we all just see the truth, as he and his explain it? He is a hero. He is man among men who has been done a great disservice. A great injustice has been done him. (Yawn.) Next item.

  8. Sparks says:

    A Google search finds these two lovely conversations between the former defender extraordinaire, Larry Shannon and Joshua. Just goes to show that if you don’t put the effort into a longtime friendship fellas, stuff can go to hell in a handcart pretty quickly. You two guys need to shake hands, hug, touch each other and make up.

    ***Language Warning***

    • Sparks says:

      Joshua, as a totally unrelated aside, you look like the product of cousins fucking. Maybe the retardation about being a fully disabled Marine, wounded in Afghanistan, losing a leg and a rebuilt chest are a byproduct of that as well. Also nice ears, ya lying jackass! You look like a Checker cab coming down the street at me, with both back doors open.

    • RM3(SS) says:

      I keep hearing all this “hire a hitman” stuff both from here and from stately Wickre manor. Where DO you find one? Yellow pages? Maybe the classified section of “Soldier of Fortune” magazine?

      • Instinct says:

        Angie’s list. All the best ones are on Angie’s list.

        You can use Craigslist too, but those are the second string guys.

  9. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    You guyz are idiots!

    Often SPEC BLACK OPS keeps Sea Service and Foreign Service blank on DD-24Teen’s to conceal classified operations as per Presidential order after the Cleveland fire of 1993.

    Look it up, then get back to me!

  10. Sapper3307 says:

    He sounds so brave and bad over the phone. Must be years of non-stop combat.

  11. riflemusket says:

    Great! Another phony from Florida. I’m surrounded by these idiots.

  12. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Were his Momma/Aunt and Daddy/Uncle still brother and sister after their divorce?

  13. 3E9 says:

    What a worthless piece of garbage.

  14. FatCircles0311 says:

    What a scumlord.

    There is roadkill with higher character than this shitbag.

  15. Dave Hardin says:

    These phuks are just killing me lately. Another 0811 who caught a little too much muzzle blast. On top of it he was 3/10, my old stomping grounds.

    Joshua, unfuckerate yourself. How does an 0811 in 3/10 end up with 6 days of sea service? 6 Days? Your little ass was thrown off the gun line wasnt it shit bird. 30 days TAD, we both know where platoon Sgts send their shitbirds, get a little schoolin did ya?

    Had ya running around like a raped ape, you were just a steely eyed killer. CSMO gutless wonder, gig is up.

  16. Green Thumb says:

    Fucking Ticklemonster.

  17. jason reed says:

    ok i am just asking this but where is the rest of the dd214 it has been cut off on the bottom and the side has been cut off

    • TSO says:

      I’m looking at the actual FOIA from the USMC and that’s exactly how it looks. So, Occams Razor suggests either a shitty job with the copying machine, or Gov’t plot to foil and abscond with the millions of dollars a PV2 has hidden away somewhere.

  18. Jonn Lilyea says:

    Dim Bulb sent us a cease & desist letter charging that we posted forged documents. Because there aren’t enough military phonies on the internet, I have to make some up.

    • Hondo says:

      Obviously the tool has never seen a USMC FOIA inquiry reply.

    • Old Artillery Sgt says:

      If he says they are fake, then he should send you the real one. I’m sure you would remove the story if you have proof that there was an error.

      Not saying his Veteran Group was inactive because of lost funds or that he stated he was a Gunnery in the Marines or he was in combat, but if he has a DD 214, you should look at it.

    • Green Thumb says:

      Any more news on this assclown?

  19. Old Artillery Sgt says:

    Some clown out in California sent me one a while back. Said he was going to have me arrested. The local police told me don’t about it. For him to do that he has to come to Missouri and file and then present his evidence to a judge here. They told me that is sounds like a civil matter and not criminal.

    So for this jerk to come from Florida to Missouri to file a lawsuit based on his lies.. This should be fun.

    Not losing any sleep over his lies. He’s an idiot

    • Green Thumb says:

      Your comment is a page right of Phildo’s SOP. Threzten you with arrest.

      These turdburglars will never learn.