Christopher James Bush/Chris Hoot; phony war hero

| May 4, 2015

Christopher Bush (1)

Scotty sends us his work on this Christopher James Bush, aka Chris Hoot who claims that he was wounded while waging war against terrorists;

Christopher Bush (2)

Christopher Bush (3)

From his DD214, it looks like he was an honorably discharged Sergeant of Marines, promoted just a few weeks before he left active duty. He had one sea deployment for a few months. But he also left active duty just as the war against terror was ramping up. I guess he chose to leave just as the country would need him, and then he makes up stories about what he did instead of staying and doing the job that he was trained to do. He has a couple of sniper courses listed in his training, it’s unfortunate he decided of his own free will to leave the Marines – his records make it look as though his expertise would have been needed on the battlefield. But then, he shit all over that service by lying.

Christopher Bush DD214

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Skippy says:

    Who Left Opened The Bag, And Let All The Idiots or Turds Out ????
    Bahahahahahahaha ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

  2. sj says:

    NDSM AND a Sniper! Sweet. He be the man!

  3. HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

    Dude is a two-hole licking, taint tickling, first class ballsack warrior.

  4. Just an Old Dog says:

    Four year Sgt, Infantry, Sniper, did a float, clean record,,, nothing to be ashamed of at all. Now being a cock-juggling, fuck-faced bullshitter…. be ashamed.

    • Green Thumb says:

      This turd brings new meaning to the term “semi-tough”.

      • HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

        Try “flaccid butsekks warrior”… probably a better phrase to describe this phony taint tickler

  5. Green Thumb says:

    And claiming 100% disability while he jerks off to his DD214.

    This clown is nothing more than a giant pussy.


    • Skippy says:

      The fact he is getting 100% is disturbing to me, now Im beginning to understand what one of our trustees from my VFW was pissed off about.

      • Skippy says:

        You have vets that need help and clowns like this with there BS Story’s seem to have No issues at the VA. I have buddy’s that have given up that have multiple trips to Goatland and the sandbox and the door gets slammed in there face

        • Just an Old Dog says:

          Him saying he is 100% and him actually getting it is two different things.
          A lot of posers claim to be 100% disabled and there really is no way to prove they aren’t. VA records arent part of FOIA.

          • Just an Old Dog says:

            IIRC Derek “The Round Ranger” Church used the promise of a 100% disability check from the VA to entice his Bovine Bride to the Altar.

          • Paul says:

            He’s collecting 100%. He’s stayed with us after his surgeries and when he needed to detox. F’n douche.

    • Climb to Glory says:

      Agreed. Guys like this piss me off. Getting out when he did and then claiming he’s some kind of Spartan warrior. Fuck this pussy. All talk and too scared to pick up a weapon when his country needed him most. I’m sure he spends most of his time jerking off to things other than his 214. Shitbag.

    • Climb to Glory says:

      And if I remember correctly, wasn’t the Marine Corps calling up recently separated Marines back into service at about that time. An NCO with his set of skills would’ve been highly sought at that time. Wonder how he got outta that shit. Maybe he hurt his ankle when visiting that fine establishment The Bodyshop and slipped on some stripper sweat.

      • Just an Old Dog says:

        Or perhaps on some man-chowder at the nearest glory-hole.

      • Sorensen says:

        It’s possible that he got hurt while in the service and was out on disability…even during times of recalling people, they aren’t going to take anyone that has over a certain percentage (I think it’s 10% or something).

        If he did two enlistments, then chances are he had no more IRR time left and could not legally be recalled.

  6. ChipNASA says:

    He’s got the googley eyes.

  7. Instinct says:

    How much you want to bet he’s one of those “I joined for the benefits, I never wanted to actually fight” guys.

  8. Dave Hardin says:

    3 month deployment? WOW, that must have been a real sacrifice. OK, how many here have flushed more salt water down the shitter than he has ever floated on?

    I rolled my ankle once carrying the unit mail bag up some stairs, I freak out now any time I see stairs. That got to be worth another 10% on a PTSD claim.

    • Hondo says:

      Sadly, DH – given the crap we see regarding people conning the VA, sometimes I wonder if that’s not actually true these days.

    • Airdale USN says:

      3 month deployment!! Must have been nice! Did two and a half months floating around Haiti and still had to do a 6 month deployment a month later!!

  9. Guard Bum says:

    I wouldn’t put too much stock in the 100% disability claim. You don’t get 100% for missing an entire leg and I bet he is blowing smoke about that too. I can’t condemn him for getting out at the end of his enlistment but having done that, turning around and claiming service in the war on terror when he consciously made the decision to leave is the lowest of the low.

    So, to Christopher James Bush/Chris Hoot (or whatever your name is: FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK.

  10. TankBoy says:

    I’ll be sending this off to a good friend in the Marine Sniper community. All the wannabe Marine sniper posers I’ve sent him over the years, here’s a real one showing his ass. Kind of like Marine tanks, way too small a community to show your ass in.

    • Hondo says:

      Yeah, I’m thinkin’ your friend will be quite impressed. Just not favorably impressed.

    • Trainedobserver says:

      The sniper and recon community sniffed this one out and sent it here. He was high stalker in his ssbc class. Nothing to be ashamed of until embellishing service injuries and claiming recon. That’s where this became an issue

  11. FatCircles0311 says:

    This guy must have the smallest dick in the world.

    • ChipNASA says:

      I believe the proper medical term for it is “Clenis” 😀 😀

      And he needs to wash the sand out from around it.

      • HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

        He has a clenis and a mangina… both with massive amounts of pebbles and sand in them

  12. Barry says:

    People like this guy are the worst cause they had a good career and ruin it by lying.

    What hurts personally is he brags about %100 disability.

    I was hurt while I served and am thankful for my %100 disability, because without it I would likely be in a casket. My life has been a constant battle with pain the past decade. I had a 4+ year normal enlistment and participated in OIF OEF. My disability payment keeps a roof over my head and food in my families bellies.

    So for this moron to gloat about being disabled really sickens me. Hopefully TAH will give him the fame he obviously craves. Because it really hits home with me that if in face he is %100 service connected than he is a lot like me and that makes me feel uncomfortable.
    I make no wild claims like this jerk. I was lucky I got to serve in the Navy until my body gave out on me. I am thankful for my VA Disability but like many I have nothing but scorn for the VA.

    This whole article just saddens me.

    • Skippy says:

      Barry. Right on the money. This jackass seems to be playing the system. I at the time of my injury had 6 plus years of service I don’t count anything else from time before but the Army and VA did when the Army Retierd Me… No BS story’s. It’s sad when someone gives them a way out of there BS story’s and they Dubble down on the story. He had a stellar service record. And he threw it all away… WTF !!!!!!!

  13. Josey Wales says:

    *HOCK*, *PTUI*…

  14. Pinto Nag says:

    And the reason for two names is?

    • Green Thumb says:

      Chris Hoot is probably the name he uses in some of the “alternative” joints he hangs out in.

    • Dr. D says:

      He took on the alias Chris Hoot about 5 years ago after another mental break.

  15. Michael says:

    Where is he located?

  16. Green Thumb says:

    I just read Scotty’s page. This maggot claims to have been in Ramadi when an IED killed J. Hubbard and others(USMC).

    The Hubbard family also lost another son, N. Hubbard (Army) in Multaka in 2007.

    A multi-Gold Star family.

    Fuck this maggoty piece of shit.

  17. PeteOldABH says:

    That Chris, he’s such a hoot

  18. doc g says:

    I served with 2/5 during his time there. After passing the indoc for s.s.p. Back in 2000, I met Bush and he was one of the senior marines in the plt. He was a pretty stand up marine. I never expected to read about something like this from him.

  19. Dr. D says:

    I know for a fact that this individual does not receive 100% disability because I lived with him for 3 years. He is a liar to say the least, and a woman beater to add the icing to the cake!!