Miles Shoumake; phony soldier and sex offender BOLO

| May 26, 2015

Miles Shoumake

Our friends at Guardian of Valor sent us their story about this absolutely sorry POS, Miles Shoumake. He has been busted three times on video in the last few weeks by observant veterans;

He wears the uniform to prey on the sympathy of well-intentioned people. He even got a military discount on his Greyhound Bus fare – and then uses his discounted ticket as a form of proof of his service, you know, instead of a military ID card.

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He has been arrested several times, he’s done time jail, he’s a sex offender. He scammed a woman in Nevada out of her pickup truck while he was on the run from the police. He’s been arrested for impersonating a law enforcement officer in Nevada. He scammed a new American Legion post commander in Pennsylvania.

If you’re wondering, no, he doesn’t have any military service and his only law enforcement experience is from the other side of the gray bars.


But you should click over to GOV for the whole sordid story.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. T1B says:

    Sex offender…I hope that doesn’t mean that “aka Abner” fellow isn’t going to continue his rant on this thread.

    • 2/17 Air Cav says:

      I had the same thought. I guess he has been banned from most other sites relevant to his obsession so now he uses whatever sites he can. He probably thinks someone is actually reading that stuff.

    • Veritas Omnia Vincit says:


      • 2/17 Air Cav says:

        Okay, you got me. I hardcopied his comments and plan on framing them. I also saved them, just in case Jonn 86s them and him.

    • Joseph says:

      So I recently saw this man at my work at Costco. This man was wearing a military uniform without any ranks and was wearing shorts and some tennis shoes.

      • Austin 2/14 Cavalry says:

        Joseph what Costco and where? I live in Omaha Nebraska and I plan on finding this guy, cunt punting him and taking his uniform.

  2. T1B says:

    “is” not “isn’t”

  3. Flagwaver says:

    Looks like more proof that people who lie about their service are usually guilty of other things. Hmm, kinda makes you wonder about some of the not-so-brites who frequently find ways to swing their catheters around here.

  4. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    Rat bastard liar…another one who deserves to spend a few more years behind those gray bars.

  5. C2Show says:

    Video #2 – Booyah Hoorah!

    This guy is a sick fuck with mental problems. he can’t even cover up his lies correctly. Surprised he hasnt tried to attack someone who has confronted him.

    • Justine Noel Pifer says:

      He has numerous assault charges! He scammed me! How do I get him brought back to Pennsylvania he’s on parole here anyways and ran!

  6. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    The longer he stays locked up, the better.
    Victimless Crime, MY ASS.

  7. Andy11M says:

    That Manchu collar gets them every time. And, as someone has already noted in the thread, Stolen Valor is almost always the tip of the iceberg.

  8. GDContractor says:

    Nice work, Deputies.
    //end sarc

    The guy’s in uniform and when asked to show his CAC he says “What’s that”. The deputies show up and run off the guy taking the video because he is harassing a “customer” aka a panhandler. Then, they put dumbass in the squad car and give him a ride to another truck stop. Along the way they ask him for ID and he shows them 3 IDs in different names. When the fuck is law enforcement going to DO THEIR JOBS? This is not the same USA I grew up in.

  9. thebesig says:

    Miles Shoumake, the military impostor, the sex offender, the jail bird (Google hit), claimed that he lost his sea bag and war bag. 🙄 The last time I heard a duffle bag called a “sea bag” was back in Warrior Transition Course. But, by then, I was already seeing it as a duffle bag instead of a sea bag.

    Go into an Army area and use USMC and USN terms while wearing an 8TFU uniform.

    Miles Shoumake did an excellent job incriminating himself as a phony veteran.

    Good on the trucker filing a complaint with that employee’s HQ. I would’ve done the same thing. It wouldn’t be the first time. :mrgreen: Hopefully, she ended up feeling like a fool.

    • C2Show says:

      Caught 3 times in 2 weeks. He must have been caught more than this. At least 7-8 times in weeks now.

      3rd time, at least he scrammed away from the camera. Apparently Miles Shoumake has enablers on his side. Quite a few of them.

  10. C. Long says:

    Just has that face that says keep your kids away from me.

  11. Nicki says:

    Sex offenders make me want to get very violent every single time. This POS is just tremendously evil.

    His photo says “Discharge” and that’s pretty much what he is… just so much crusty, smelly, vaginal discharge on the twat of humanity that needs to be washed away with some anti-bacterial soap and douche!

  12. Sparks says:

    Shitbag poser and a tickle monster!

  13. SFC D says:

    Holy shit look what’s back!

  14. B Woodman says:

    I sent this link on to my daughter (who lives in KS), so she can be on the lookout for said doofus.
    Forewarned, etc.

  15. Just an Old Dog says:

    The guy is covered with meth sores. He will be back in the pokey soon enough.

  16. Green Thumb says:

    Fucking Chickenhawk.

  17. Big Steve says:

    Wow… persistent little faker, ain’t he?
    Maggot trying to be something he never was and never will be.

  18. AverageNCO says:

    I’m out in Kansas, sure would be fun to run into him. Can anyone identify the unit patch he is sporting? Somehow this Air Force guy is doubting the that unit is even at Ft. Bragg.

  19. Ex-PH2 says:

    He hasn’t done the whole tour yet, has he?

    Hasn’t shown up in aquaflage.

    Is he headed east?

  20. Combat Historian says:

    A stinkin’ piece of maggoty filth…

  21. D says:

    Hey, this jackwagon is so special he gets to wear two unit patches. Both are USAR units with which I am familiar–the 377th TSC and the 143d ESC. The only weekend drill he’s familiar with is when his boyfriend drills him on Saturdays.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      OR when he’s getting drilled behind a dumpster either in the back of a truck stop or a downtown bus stop.