Robert “Bobby” Collins; phony soldier from Canada

| December 12, 2015

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One of our readers in Canada sent us some pictures of this goofball, Robert Patrick Collins, in Canada. According to our fan, Stolen Valour – Canada is looking into his claims of serving in the Canadian forces

He was on the front page of the Peninsula News Review this last Remembrance Day in his clown suit which is a mixture of US and Canadian Awards.

Robert Collins (frontpage)

So far, no one can find him on the registry of awards in Canada and, well, the National Personnel Records Center says “Who?”.

Robert Collins FOIA

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Apparently, we’re supposed to stop picking on him because he suffers from dementia and he’s dying of cancer, but I’m beginning to think that stealing valor causes those maladies because they all seem to be suffering from both. Maybe if we find a cure for stolen valor, we can cure cancer that way.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. sapper3307 says:

    US of A Senior jump wings very nice.
    I was expecting to see one or two combat jumps on them.

  2. Hack Stone says:

    Any word on whether his buns are sticky?

  3. John "Faker 6" Giduck says:

    He looks height weight proportional compared to me.


    John “Faker 6” Giduck

  4. Green Thumb says:

    This turd is obviously I negotiations with the town to set up a branch of All-Points logistics.

    With recent political developments in Canada, they are engaging us a little more, for good or bad.

  5. Doc Savage says:

    Huh… that a purple heart?

    I know from time to time we have joint awards with our Canadian Brothers and sisters in arms….but, really?

  6. mikeninercharlie says:

    It appears Bobby Collins was a cook in the Canadian military from 8 June 63 -10 Nov 1979 so, he must have served in the RVN with the US Army on nights week ends and on annual leave… I wonder if he shared recipes with Wave?

  7. Ex-PH2 says:

    At least his hat and tie match. But, really – pastels?

  8. Enigma4you says:

    We need to hook him a Wave Reynar up. They can form the DRG northern brigade

  9. A Proud Infidel®™ says:


  10. HMCS (FMF) ret. says:

    Looks like he has a couple of defenders in the Facebook comments section… obviously, they must something about his missions. They must be labeled “Sekrit Wombat” security clearance… stuff that even the DoD doesn’t know about.

    • Nonner says:

      Yeah I was wondering that same thing, especially about that Robin Fillmore jackass. Confirmed by who?

  11. mikeninercharlie says:

    When did he decide to bolt on the Silver Star and Bronze Star? In the pic with the dude in the Smokey Bear hat, he’s only wearing the ribbons of the Purple Heart and VN Campaign Medal. Was he testing the waters…

    • enuff lies says:

      Nah…according to my neighbour who knew him 35 odd years ago he was already bragging bout his Vietnam LLRP (sp?) experience then and wearing the PH SS BS AND CIB

  12. Bernie Hackett says:

    If he’s so legit, how is it he can’t apparently either get the right size for them berets, or get it into shape?
    Canadians have been wearing them a lot longer that we have, so his has no excuse.
    I’d think his peers would have set him straight, rather than let him wander around looking like a canadian soup sandwich.

  13. DirtDart says:

    HOLY SCHISSE!!!- Its the bastard abortive love child of whitless slurp and crash bernath… Jonn who ever provided youi with these pictures owes me a coffee. (scared my daughter spit chocking and trying to laugh at the same time)

  14. mike booth says:


  15. john doe says:

    you should have evidence before you convict OTTAWA well as the usa.because I have seen his doc`s