Stephanie Pinckley/Stephanie Ralph; phony veteran

| January 13, 2016

There’s this woman out there who claims to be a veteran by the name of Stephanie Pinckley who also goes by the name Stephanie Ralph. She pretends to suffer from Traumatic Brain Injury and other stuff from her imaginary service. She sets up GoFundMe accounts and pockets the money. I hear she’s about half-nuts, too. That’s probably how I ended up with her. Reportedly, she was married to a soldier at some point and she shows her expired dependent card to the uninitiated to convince them of her service.


Stephanie Ralph claims

Yep, that’s a mugshot. A Google search will turn up lots of those, if you’re interested.


The National Personnel Records Center told us “Who?”;

Stephanie Ralph FOIA

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Toasty Coastie says:

    Can I C*** punch this Slag?? Gawd, I haate these bitches…

    • B Woodman says:

      Only if you’re wearing a full chem protection suit with respirator tank, and have a decontamination team with slurry sprayers standing by at the ready. Remember, shit splatters.

  2. Claw says:

    Counselor Troi has sure went downhill since Star Trek: TNG ended.

  3. Martinjmpr says:

    I hear she’s about half-nuts, too. That’s probably how I ended up with her.

    [desire to know more intensifies] 😉

  4. sj says:

    From her FB: “trust me, everyone has their time coming and I know who you are..i would watch your ass and your family too because I will have no remorse.”

    She’s going to cometh too? Wonder if the DRG has contacted her?

    • Green Thumb says:


      But I imagine All-Points Logistics has.

      Phildo’s mistress?

      • Eden says:

        I thought Phildo swings the other way.

        • Green Thumb says:

          He takes it in the ass, true, but he does not care who provides the services.

          Word has it that even the girls in the strip joints know he is a tool.

          I imagine, in his shoes, he take what he can get…..(and cheap) with all of those contracts drying up.

  5. IDC SARC says:

    hmmmm….yeah,I’d hit it.

    • Old Trooper says:

      Of course you would!

    • Pinto Nag says:

      She’d be like a rattlesnake, Sugar: she wouldn’t be hard to catch at all — the trick would be turning her loose!

    • HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

      In the photo of her with glasses and jewelry on, she’s got that “naughty teacher/businesswoman” thing going… but those eyes… she’s got the psychobitchfromhell look in them.

      “Boink at your own risk” is how I’d label her…

    • Brown Neck Gaitor says:

      Here ya go bro.

      You, Sybil, 3 kids and 12 cats in a trailer. Instant BAQ…

    • Climb to Glory says:

      She’s probably cheap to have, but expensive to get rid of. Plus she looks like a walking Petrie dish of every disease known to man.

      • Holden Magroin says:

        Example of “expensive to get rid of” starring Stephanie herself

        “Oh My ,Stephanie,Stephanie,Stephanie .Give it a rest 1)He has 6 children noy 8 2)According to the MP’s there was never any evidence of abuse on you by him 3)He NEVER abused your child ( He felt sorry for her ) 4) You NEVER provided financially for the ‘famil’.He helped you get a college degree…oh wait ,were you talking about your brief stint @ Domino’s Pizza?? 5) He put you in ER after 7 hours of beating you with military force?? do you even realize how silly that sounds?(by the by ,I personally checked w/ ex wife & 2 ex girlfriends & they all said he’d NEVER laid a hand on them…Hmmmm 6)Left his wife homeless ?? You went to your Mothers when he was told by his superiors that due to your behavior your presence would ‘no longer be tolerated’ on base & it was either you leave or him be discharged.,and took your $$$$? you had none when he met you ( according to YOU ,you were losing your house to forclosure when he met you. 7) last i heard you were with your family & was dating ,or @ least that’s what you told him.8)He beat you unconcious in the Ft Knox BARRACKS ?? You LIVED in base housing?! Get Real 9) You are saying ‘our child’ I think you mean ‘your’ child… just for the record 10) and the ‘charge’ of molestation’ on an 11 year old ? it is an investigation,no charges have been filed. AND this disturbed child has made similar allegations in the past,on other men. Stephanie it’s been over 2 years that He has been trying ti divorce you.and let’s not forget ,YOU benefit financially from being legally wed to him ,monetarially and by having military insurance on you and your child. Guess you keep trying to fight a divorce cause you don’t want to lose your ‘sugar tit'( sorry for being crude ) SIGH! ”


    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      You sound like the type that would tag “Wicked Wanda” behind the bowling alley “because it’s there”!

    • Aysel says:

      never stick your dick in crazy

    • mr. sharkman says:

      Because the globe was still spinning on the correct axis when I read this report, I knew that TAHs Official Stunt Cock was still on the job.

      And so the Grand Order is preserved for another day, the Stars all in Alignment and Chaos kept at bay.

      All thanks to the selflessness of an unsung SARC.


  6. Combat Historian says:

    Psychobitch from Dependapotamus Hell…

  7. ChipNASA says:

    Psycho Skank.

    I wonder why the thread disappeared for a little while?

    • Jonn Lilyea says:

      Silly me, I went to get a haircut and while I was in the chair, the boys at Fake Warriors emailed that they had a FOIA on her that showed service, so I just took it down from my phone until I could get to the computer. Turns out that it was a false alarm, so she’s back.

  8. Silentium Est Aureum says:

    Even dependas gotta get in on the act…SMH.

  9. JohnE says:

    I would hit it. With a bat. A big one.

  10. RM3(SS) says:

    Oh oh. This one is as crazy as a shithouse rat. On her page she has some kind of a “poem” about her time as a “combat medic” and how she plugged a bullet hole in her leg with a tampon. Oh and she just had another kid, proving once again some guys will screw ANYthing.

    • Bobo says:

      This daddy’s probably a bubblehead.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      The overwhelming power of the Human Sex Drive is very apparent in the fact that there are still guts that would mount her (It also explains the existence of EVERY member of The Dutch Rudder Gang)! Talk is VERY cheap and so is she.

  11. Eggs says:

    Is it just me, or does there seem to be some sort of mad rush to get into the annual TAH Stolen Valor Tourney?

  12. 3E9 says:

    You can photoshop wrinkles and bags, but you can’t photoshop batshit crazy from the eyes.

  13. AW1Ed says:

    My First Alert Batshitcrazyometer spiked!

  14. Dave Hardin says:

    She says here that she Enlistment for physc ops, USA in 2009.

    Oh, and she has and IQ of 119.

  15. Dave Hardin says:

    Evidently she has some people that dont mind posting about her.

  16. OldManchu says:

    She served with Hillary “Skankles” Clinton in Bosnia doing counter-sniper ops at the airfield.

  17. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Another candidate to be Blobfish’s next near Mrs.? I bet she’s dirtier than a wicker seat on a public toilet!

  18. OIF '06-'07-'08 says:

    Lord have mercy, I have located a picture of Stephanie’s cooter, be for warned. Last warning, don’t click on the link;)

  19. Skippy says:

    Dependas all be it former… gone wild

  20. Tony180a says:

    She bears a striking resemblance to “Super Bowl Mary” a legendary barracks fixture vicinity of 5th and 7th SFG(A) barracks around 84-86. Made famous by the Zubeck twins! Thank God there were no cell phone cameras back then!

    • jonp says:

      Was she blonde? I was just up the street from them in that time frame.

      • Tony180a says:

        No Super Bowl Mary was a brunette. There was a good looking blonde assigned to 5th SFG (A) Signal Company that had a confirmed well earned reputation up at the line company barracks. I won’t call her name because she married a buddy of mine.

  21. Claw says:

    Isn’t this the same girl from the “I can fart like Chewbacca” video that’s been making the rounds?

    If not, the resemblance is uncanny.

  22. Steve says:

    Oh hell NO!! This bridge troll is NOT COMING TO AUSTRALIA.

    That conversation was in october! She might already have arrived :O

  23. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I’m sure that she’s SO NASTY that it’s only a matter of time until the U.S. CDC names a new strain of VD after her.

  24. Jarhead says:

    She reminds me of one from “Gypsies Are Us”.

  25. Airdale (AW) USN says:

    I done seen it all now!!!

  26. F@ckyocouch says:

    Fall out of the ugly tree and smacking every branch on the way down CAN cause Traumatic Brain Injury.