Joseph A. Stetson tries to join Bundy Bunch

| January 26, 2016

Joseph A. Stetson

KALU reports that this fellow Joseph A. Stetson is claiming to be an Army “Green Beret” Colonel whose records were sealed by Ronald Reagan. He was confronted by Oregon State Troopers. He claimed that he was going to the wildlife refuge near Burns to be a Bundy body guard.

They smelled alcohol on his breath so they started to arrest him (at about 5 minutes into the video). before that he told them how he respects “authority” and that he had some Nyquil earlier. While the officers are cuffing and stuffing him for driving under the influence, he tells them that he’s going to kill them when he gets out. If you don’t believe him, he’ll tell you all day that he’s a Green Beret colonel and how his records are sealed. If the Green Beret thing doesn’t scare, he’s also Irish. here’s the officer’s body cam video;

I’d file for a FOIA of his military records, but since Ronald Reagan sealed them, what’s the point?

Joseph A. Stetson1

He’s a rebel because he’s on Google+;

my name is Joseph Arthur Stetson i am runnig for president of the united states of america 2016 if you are smart you will put a cowboy in the white house that will do good for this great country of ours instead of a crooket politicion that just lies to the american people and lines his packets with gold when i am president i will go only 100 persent by the constitution the VA, Immigration, social security, k to 12, healthcare can be fixed in six months or les with the us constitution and the american citizens so please vote for Joseph Arthur Stetson for president 2016 of the united states of america.have a good day americans.?

When I am president the way that I will fix k to 12 and higher egurcation I will only let teachers Instead of croocet polition from that state run the schools there is a noff tax payers dollars to go around

No mention of a military career;

I was married For 35 years to a beautiful women a good father a grandfather and a great person I worked as CDL truck driver for 20 years,volunteer brush fire fighter, general construction, landscaping,brick and stone mason,i am fishermen and Hunter, cowboy, famer I take care of animals and nature, I am a good citizens and I love GOD our Creator and Jesus Christ my Savior and the great Holy Spirit and I honor the Virgin Mary mother of Jesus And I love my country the united state of america and I am from New York .?

Damn those sealed records.

On tonight’s episode of Cops;

Joseph Stetson1

Category: Dumbass Bullshit

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  1. JacktheJarhead says:

    The Bundy’s ( I keep thinking Married with Children) sure need a lot of “Bodyguards”. All the low drag, high speed types. Or is that High Drag, Low Speed?

    • Skippy says:

      All the above

      • JOSEPH A STETSON/ BAD ASS. says:

        JAS. ???

        • OIF '06-'07-'08 says:

          Uh”” “DUMB ASS” is more like it

          • joseph a stetson says:

            gringo pendejo ???

            • Hondo says:

              Bueno, Stetson – veo que finalmente aprendió a deletrear a “gringo”. Oh, y lo de “cabrón” y “cobarde”, no “carbron” y “corbarde” – ¡ tonto analfabeta.

              Ahora, ir a casa y conseguir la maldita caja de brillo!

              • joseph a stetson says:

                ok pendejo, si eres tan intelellente, dime que

                sinifica paratumamamicuoto. ???

                • MrBill says:

                  Oye idiota, trate de aprender cómo se escribe “inteligente” y “significa”.

                  • joseph a stetson says:

                    si son tan valentes porque no usan sus nombres verdaderos ya se porque los crio una perra cobarde. ja ja ja.???

                    • thebesig says:

                      Originally posted by Joseph A. Stetson: si son tan valentes porque no usan sus nombres verdaderos ya se porque los crio una perra cobarde. ja ja ja.???

                      Dennis (Denny) Howard Chevalier? Is this you bitching about our not using our names here? Or is this one of the Dutch Rudder Crew? 🙄

                      We’re brave, yes, but not stupid. If you were a green beret, or a mercenary, as you claimed, you’d understand the tactical advantage that we have from hitting you from where you can’t see us. You, using your real name, are out in a kill zone right now. You’re having a hard time identifying us while we nail you from multiple directions.

                  • joseph a stetson says:

                    tengo 40 anos que no escrivo espanol se me olvito poquito pedejo.

                    • Hondo says:

                      ¿Poco culo? No. En tu caso, eres un culo muy grande – al parecer con un pene muy pequeño también.

                    • thebesig says:

                      Joseph A. Stetson: tengo 40 anos que no escrivo espanol se me olvito poquito pedejo.

                      Using that logic, we could accuse you of not having written in the English language in 40 years. You butcher both languages in your writing. This is consistent with your pattern of behavior where you want to do what you want, and not what you’re supposed to do. If you haven’t figured out the fact that your track record of poor judgement over those decades are the cause of your feeling of being “persecuted,” you’re dumber than what we initially assumed.

                  • joseph a stetson says:

                    no me as contestado mi pregunta que cinifica paratumamamicuato.??? o pendijo es una palabra Azteca.

                    • Hondo says:

                      La palabra se escribe “Parangaricutirimicuaro”, maldito idiota.

                      Jesucristo, eres realmente un imbécil!

                • Hondo says:

                  La palabra se escribe “intelligente”, tonto – no “intelellente”.

                  Verdaderamente, usted es un bobalicón estúpido y analfabeto. Su última palabra arriba es mal tan mal que no tengo ni idea lo que estás tratando de decir.

                  Ahora, ir a casa y conseguir su maldita caja de zapatos!

    • SFC D says:

      It’s a well known fact that feces attract flies.

    • Maj. B says:

      I prefer the term “High Speed Drag Queens.”

      • Skippy says:

        Word ^^^^

        LMAO !!!!!!

      • joseph a stetson says:

        ok pendejo, si eres tan intelillente que sinifica, asosecion de idiotas dispuesto a superarse.???

        • MrBill says:

          Es un gran logro para ser analfabeta en dos idiomas.

        • Skippy says:

          learn your Spanish before you try to write it..
          I’m impressed for a bunch of guys that hate Mexicans and the Spanish language
          stop using Google

        • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

          How about a little bit of Swahili? KUTOMBA WEWE!

        • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

          Here’s some Shakespearean English, butt-sniffer!

          Sconce fuck thine self, shit for brains.

        • thebesig says:

          Originally posted by Joseph A. Stetson:

          ok pendejo, si eres tan intelillente que sinifica, asosecion de idiotas dispuesto a superarse.???

          A group of people being called “idiots” for daring to hold your feet to fire claiming to be something he isn’t… Then for following that up for hammering him for coming here to try to argue against a widespread veteran disbelief of his BS. Sealed records, BWAHAHAHAHA! :mrgeen: We don’t even need to see the freedom of information request on that one to know that you’re full of baloney! :mrgreen:

  2. UpNorth says:

    And their bodyguards are all drunks? Maybe the authorities should just let all of them guard the Bundys.

  3. HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

    I’m sure that the “boys” in the local lock-up had fun with the “retired Green Beret Colonel”.

    “Sekrit records”… Jeezuz, will they come up with a new line?

  4. The Commentor' Formerly Known as MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    So, in review:

    1. Clearly he is a Kernell of the Green Barays.
    2. The LEOs conducted an outstanding voluntary field interview and demonstrated extraordinary restraint.
    3. The Kernell’s records have been sealed by my favorite POTUS … Ronald Reagan.
    4. Respecting authority always includes multiple death threats against DHS, State Troopers and local LEO’s.

    Conclusion:

    LEGIT!

    • HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

      Looks like he’s still there this AM… all by is lonesome in housing block M. No booking pic on their website…

      http://www.locktrack.com/public/reports/harney_or_photo_roster.html

      • AverageNCO says:

        Are there any super-talented lawyers to come bail him out and plead his case? Unfortunately the greatest lawyer in the history of Oregon is barred from practicing there anymore. Seems to me the Kernel is uniquely qualified to be the next member of the DRC.

      • Claw says:

        No booking pic?

        More proof of Reagan’s record sealing ability?

        Or is Stetson just so frickin stupid and ugly he broke the camera?

        They probably haven’t unstrapped him yet from the restraint chair to take a picture of him without the spit hood.

        • UpNorth says:

          “They probably haven’t unstrapped him yet from the restraint chair to take a picture of him without the spit hood”. Many upvotes for that.
          I was thinking that the M housing block is the block for Mentals.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      He looks like he did a tour or three with MEAL Team Six, a highly trained and experienced Jelly Doughnut Assassin! Somewhere out there a Trailer Park Airsoft Militia is missing its Commander.

  5. OldCorpsTanker72 says:

    I’m curious. According to the video, this all took place near midnight in May of 1970. And Reagan sealed his records. An alternate universe perhaps.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

      Buckaroo Banzai is involved in this… 8th dimension stuff…

    • The Commentor' Formerly Known as MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

      “Imagine a world, where you regularly encounter drunken hobos at gas stations across Oregon. Each of them claims to be a senior ranking officer in the special operations community and their records have been sealed … Keep your hands where I can see them because … You have just entered the ‘Twilight Zone’ …”

  6. AverageNCO says:

    I’m not sure if anyone here listens to Howard Stern, but this guy sounds like a combo of his wack-packers, Jeff The Drunk and Bigfoot.

    • Flagwaver says:

      Are you kidding? Bigfoot already said “I’m out” when this crap started. Not even he wants to get involved with those kinds of conspiracy theory nuts.

      • AverageNCO says:

        Apologoies for not being clear. I was referring to Bigfoot’s tone of voice not his politics, I was.

  7. Claw says:

    I knew it was only a matter of time until COL Sam Trautman showed up to save us all.

    But I didn’t think Trautman would show up drunk.

  8. Dave Hardin says:

    The whole world is turning upside down. Now the comment box is about the name field and my secret email address.

    Its like Walmart around here, just when you get used to where shit is, they move things.

    I had some really good sarcastically smartass bullshit I was going to post and now I lost my Mojo.

    And, these scroll bars are now appearing in the box where I am typing. I hate scrolling through everyone’s comments, now I have to scroll through mine while I complain about it.

    My ass is starting to itch, Hondo is behind this somehow. Maybe TSO has been putting Nyquil in Jonns bedtime buttermilk.

    • Dave Hardin says:

      See, SNAFU … submit the following correction to the rant above:

      ‘Now the comment box is ABOVE the name field…’

      ʍou ƃuıɥɔʇı ʎllɐǝɹ sı ssɐ ʎɯ

    • Perry Gaskill says:

      Put the lime in the coconut, Dave…

    • Claw says:

      Dave, speaking of Wal-Mart, I’ve heard that they are shutting down 269 stores in 2016 thereby putting 14 cashiers out of work.

      Any truth to that? If you have some inside info on that, feel free to give us the lowdown./ (smile)

      • Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

        Walmart, damn that hope and change thing might be failing on all fronts…Obama promised hope and change and voila Walmart became the nation’s leading employer…and 85% of the new jobs created during his presidency were all shitty service sector jobs.

        Nothing like a quick look at the disparity index of some of our major cities to get a taste of the economic recovery we’ve been experiencing lately.

        • Hondo says:

          Recovery? What freaking recovery?

          Call me when the US civilian labor participation rate starts climbing consistently over time again. Until then, there hasn’t been any damn “economic recovery”.

  9. Silentium Est Aureum says:

    Crazy and stupid attracting their own.

    I say let em all in, then take off and nuke the site from orbit.

    It’s the only way to be sure.

  10. Hack Stone says:

    My records were sealed by Sam Goody.

  11. Sparks says:

    Green Beret…Check
    Colonel…Check
    Irish…Check
    Records Sealed…Check
    Gonna kill all you sons of bitches!…Check

    Yes. he’s legit for sure.

    A legitimate alcoholic, poser piece of shit ass hole, with his head up his as because the doctor slapped him on the ass when he was born but he put his head back in first chance he got and there it’s remained. With nothing better to do because he obviously has no job demanding his time. Heading to where he will find like minded drunk posers, with like minded tales of secret squirrel glory.

    It’s kind of like going to Camp Kawana as a boy and everyone feeling their oats and sneaking looks through the binoculars across the lake at the girl’s camp. Well, actually it’s nothing like that at all, that was just a fond memory that somehow floated into this post. I digress but I have early onset dementia!

    Anyway, back to the Irish killing machine, the only thing he kills on a regular basis are handles of cheap booze, while he thinks of new and better bullshit stories to warm the hearts of his fellow drunks down at the “Old Poser’s Tavern” every Friday and Saturday night as well as Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. Getting there when they open at 11 AM and staying until his money and/or good will among his fellow ass holes runs out. That’s why it pays for these ass holes to have ever new and better bullshit to share. The FNGs among them need material and will buy drinks to get it.

    He was doing pretty well in the video until, shit got real and his bullshit ran out. Then, there it came…the Irish, Sealed Records, Green Beret Colonel killing machine in all his glory. I would say it was just the booze talking but having listened to a few of these ass hats, it was also his self believing load of shit coming out in full parade uniform.

    The Bundy’s are better off anyway. They have enough of these clowns muddying their waters as it is. One less won’t make a lot of difference but it’s a start.

    The only thing I regret not getting to see…was him offering more resistance. Then getting his ass wore out with a couple of night sticks. If he had resisted before the handcuffs were on, man the show would have been on!

    Okay this was longer than I intended and a bit iffy in places. My apologies.

    • Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

      Irish Killing Machine….agreed his specialty seems to be wiping out entire squads of nips and telling bullshit stories to anyone dumb enough to listen.

      Ronald Reagan personally sealed his records, because the CinC just happens to protect the secret identities of complete fucking morons on a regular basis apparently.

      • Green Thumb says:

        They are probably in the Reagan Library.

        We could always check them out….

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        I bet he offers to show Women he’s trying to pick up on the Luger he says he got off of a dead gook in downtown Baghdad.

      • JOSEPH A STETSON/ BAD ASS. says:

        ok ass hole you what to find out if I am a real GBC email me lets meat some wear deep in the woods.JAS.???

        • Silentium Est Aureum says:

          Meat in the woods?

          Is that your way of saying you like being plowed?

          “You shore got a purdy mouf…”

        • Hondo says:

          OK, Stetson. I’ll call your bluff.

          Send the site owner your full name (FirstName/MiddleName/Lastname), date of birth, place of birth, and dates of service. Include your service number or SSN if you like. I’ll use that to file a FOIA and we’ll see what your official records (which WERE NOT sealed by “Reagan”) actually say. They’re on file at NPRC – if you served at all, that is.

          • joseph a stetson says:

            Joseph Arthur Stetson, place of birth. N.Y N.Y.dates of service 1980 to 1984, special forces.central America. Salvador,nicarawa, onduras. ss#263790453 I don’t remember my dd14#.

            • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

              *DUUUUHHHHHH!*, WTF is a “dd14”? A DD214 is what is used to verify one’s military service, have you been imbibing on T-bird and Dutch Rudder Gang Cocktails? (FYI, a Dutch Rudder Gang Cocktail is rubbing alcohol flavored with antifreeze and formaldehyde garnished with a lead paint chip)

              • HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

                Jack Ass Stupid running his goo gobbler again… must be one of those things that they do in the special feces unit he was in – along with the snarfing down of cockmeat sammiches and tube steak.

                Keep on running your cockholster, Stetson… you’re already Internet/TAH famous!

                • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

                  “It is always best for one to keep his mouth shut and let others wonder if he is an idiot than for him to open his mouth and remove all doubt” – Unknown

                  IMHO Joseph A Stetson IS SO PROUD of his idiocy that he parades it for all to see just like the dregs in the Dutch Rudder Gang.

            • Hondo says:

              OK, we’ll see what the FOIA reply says when it comes back. FOIA request to NPRC goes out in tomorrow’s mail.

            • MrBill says:

              You served in nicarawa and onduras? Is that near Sweaden?

        • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

          How about taking some English and Grammar lessons so you don’t come across as a fifth grade dropout? You invite people to “meat some wear…”, YEAH, I also hear banjos!

        • HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

          So JAS… how many cockmeat sammiches did you have while in jail? How many servings of tube steak? Love that extra manmayo that they served? Can you play “wide receiver” for the local “pound you in the ass” jail team?

          Fucking drunk assclown… you’re Internet famous, bitch!

        • thebesig says:

          Originally posted by Joseph A. Stetson: ok ass hole you what to find out if I am a real GBC email me lets meat some wear deep in the woods.JAS.???

          I thought that you were a mercenary? You keep going back and forth, because you’re claims are just that, baloney. 🙄

          Yup, your statement is an example of what people would say when they lose control. I wouldn’t be surprised if you have a history of assault against women in addition to men, resisting arrest, and getting into trouble with the law in other areas.

          You have anger and control issues, and that’s readily available in the video. That’s evident with your comments here.

          But, this is an example of your colossal lack of good judgement. How is a fight going to determine if you are “the real thing” Green Beret Colonel or not? Especially when you came back and claimed to be a Green Beret trained mercenary? We could tell, by your statements in the video, and here, that you were not a Special Forces Soldier, and that you are at best, embellishing a lackluster military career, or worse, making things up and are a complete phony.

          Your pattern of piss poor judgment, displayed here and in the video, is part of a larger pattern of piss poor judgment that gave you the kind of life that you wish should’ve been better… you think that you deserved better, and that you were “oppressed” or “denied” what was “rightfully” yours. Instead of blaming yourself, you point to the government and accuse it, or some of its elements, of “having it in for you”. Thus, your conspiracy whack job comments in the video.

          Just as you bragged about being something that you’re not here, you’re probably not the bad azz that you make yourself out to be here. Chances are, you run the risk of getting your azz kicked… if you haven’t already received numerous azz kickings yet.

          • joseph a stetson says:

            there is no soldier in the world that can bet me in hand to hand com I am than with you morans

            • HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

              So JAS… how many cockmeat sammiches did you have while in jail? How many servings of tube steak? Love that extra manmayo that they served? Can you play “wide receiver” for the local “pound you in the ass” jail team?

              Fucking drunk assclown… you’re Internet famous, bitch!

            • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

              YOU MEAN THAT there is nobody that can beat you in getting to a gay bathhouse on half price night, especially when there’s a “Meat-gazer’s special” going on, RIGHT, Joseph A. Stetson?

            • 3/17 Air Cav says:

              Now I know why that Oregon state police officer pulled you over. The way you spell obviously, means you read the same way. Pay attention dumb fuck the speed limit sign says 55 not SS! You obviously went to school just to eat your lunch

            • thebesig says:

              Originally posted by joseph a stetson says:

              there is no soldier in the world that can bet me in hand to hand com I am than with you morans

              A “fact” that you demonstrated in the above video, right? 🙄 Law enforcement rolled you up quick. I don’t call that a demonstration of one’s ability to “beat” people in hand to hand combat. You’re all talk and boast, but no action. You’re like those people that brag about kicking others azzes, who end up getting their own azz kicked when it’s time to actually do some azz kicking.

              I think that the only thing that could attest to your boast is that door you kicked after Law Enforcement rolled you up. You acted like a kid with a terrible case of terrible two tantrum, not some “Special Forces” guy being “taken illegally”. You acted more like a Special Ed guy. 🙄

              The bold words in your quote might be a Freudian slip. I wouldn’t be surprised if you actually meant “hand to gland” as Hondo put it, as your attitude gives the appearance that the only thing that you’re beating these days is your meat.

            • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

              When I first read about your run-in with LE I wondered why they didn’t charge you with Drunk and Disorderly as well as Assaulting a Law Enforcement Officer along with the rest of what you were charged with and then it dawned on me that they were likely thinking that you weren’t worth the time, they just wanted to keep you locked up for no longer than what was necessary for them and get rid of you along with the previous day’s trash, they saw you as just another LOSER they didn’t want wasting their cell space and resources.

    • The Commentor' Formerly Known as MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

      There you go again, picking on the Irish!

    • C2Show says:

      A little Mickeys beer in the morning

  12. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    Another shit stain attracted to the king of the shitstains…

    Cliven Bundy is the exclamation point on the hypocrisy of so many of our fellow citizens.

    People who’ve no issue watching a man shot dead for walking down the street with a knife because he might be a threat have no issue in supporting a bunch of guys with rifles because of some perceived land rights issue that Mr. Bundy has lost each and every time he’s been in a court of law. Mr. Bundy is a serial lawbreaker yet there are people out there applauding what he does because they don’t believe the feds have the right to regulate that land over some perceived state issue of control.

    If that’s true what gives the feds the right to legislate drugs in a state where the drugs are grown and used wholly within the border of a state? Why are drug dealers who don’t believe the law is fair not idolized?

    Fuck Bundy, fuck the idiots that are in that refuge and fuck the morons who support this assclown.

    Either you are for the rule of law and its appropriate remedies or you are not, this isn’t an only when you feel like it fucking deal.

    What’s good for alleged drug dealers is equally good for proven criminals who also happen to own cattle.

    • Sparks says:

      Thank you as always.

    • OldCorpsTanker72 says:

      OK, this comment has nothing to do with Bundy. I am simply calling bullshit on your statement that “Either you are for the rule of law and its appropriate remedies or you are not, this isn’t an only when you feel like it fucking deal.”

      You’re saying George Washington should have had his ass tossed in jail, or sent to the gallows. You sure you want to own that? I’m more in agreement with George and Thomas Jefferson – “when injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.”

      • Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

        Right that’s what I’m saying….really? What’s this your first fucking day here?

        • Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

          I’m quite certain you are in no way attempting to portray this moron Bundy on an equal footing with the founders…he’s just another turd in the punch bowl.

          My statement is pretty clear, when it comes to petty lawbreakers the law the is the law.

          Bundy’s not a resistance fighter, he’s an assclown with a microphone. No different than any other asshole using something he didn’t pay for and now pissing and moaning about having to pay up.

          Not paying your fees to the feds is like not paying your taxes, (sure there’s a lot of shit in the federal budget I don’t like but that doesn’t mean I get to resist paying at the point of a gun) sooner or later they come calling for their due.

          • OldCorpsTanker72 says:

            I thought I made it real clear, like in my first sentence, that I was not talking about Bundy. I was talking about your statement about the law is the law, and we have to obey it. I called bullshit on that, and I stand by it. Ask the guys at Nuremberg how that “I was just obeying the law” thing worked out for them.

      • Semper Idem says:

        The difference is that we here in America have the power to vote politicians out of office. We can ‘petition the Government for redress of grievances’. We can peacefully assemble. We can speak our minds and publish our thoughts with no fear of the law.

        George Washington and the Founders, by contrast, did not have these liberties. They were constantly harassed by HM King George III and his men. They were subject to ‘Tyrannies and Usurpations’ that prevented them from self-governance. They had no voice in His Majesty’s Parliament. Beeeeeg difference there, right?

        Now, let’s take a look at an example most older TAH readers will remember – the Civil Rights Movement. The Freedom Marchers of that era were subjected to many ‘Tyrannies and Usurpations’ themselves. They were illegally denied the vote. They were harassed by the KKK and police departments. Lynchings and burnings were commonplace.

        See what the two had in common? Neither the Founders nor the Civil Rights leaders had any legal voice or recourse. These people up at Bundy do. That is why the unlawful actions of the Brady Bunch cannot be bundled in with George Washington or Rosa Parks.

        Any questions?

    • JOSEPH A STETSON/ BAD ASS. says:

      ass hole what rule of law o.j simsen bill clenton.

      • OIF '06-'07-'08 says:

        Joseph A. Stetson/ Dumb Ass

      • nbcguy54ACTUAL says:

        It appears that the only word this drunk POS can spell is ASS…

      • MrBill says:

        roburt blaek faty erbekl

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        Hey Stetson, let me give you some advice, LAY OFF of the T-bird and MD20/20 before you post and you MIGHT say something remotely intelligent.

      • HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

        Joseph A, Stetson/Cockmeat Sammich Connoisseur

      • JACK SHIT says:

        Joseph A. Stetson DOES NOT know me.

      • thebesig says:

        Originally posted by Joseph A. Stetson:

        ass hole what rule of law o.j simsen bill clenton.

        The situation with the idiots that you wanted to join up with, and the O.J. Simpson case, are two different things. Unfortunately, situations like the Simpson case happen in our court systems, rule of law allowed for the jury of that case the option to acquit him. Rule of law also required those idiots occupying federal lands to abide by specific laws and regulations, to include not trespassing.

        You may not like those sets of laws, and regulations, but they must be followed. THAT’s an example of rule of law.

        You don’t respect rule of law, as evidenced by your butchery of both the English and Spanish languages. You dismiss your atrocious Spanish to “not writing it for 40 years”. You gave yourself an excuse to do what you want instead of following grammar, syntax, etc., when it comes to writing. You were about to trespass onto federal property before one group of society’s heroes, law enforcement, stopped your azz.

        Rule of law required you to cooperate with your arrest, and to not pose a danger to law enforcement and to yourself. Instead, you resisted arrest, displayed public drunkenness, issued verbal threats, damaged public property, etc., in the aftermath of a suspicion that you were drinking under the influence, all in violation of rule of law.

        This is all a trend of you wanting to do what you want to do at the expense of what you’re supposed to do. You expect society to cave in and abide by what you think the “rules” should be rather than you abide by rule of law.

        Yet, you want to be President of the United States, the man in charge of the branch of the government responsible for enforcing the laws of the land. 🙄 Rule of Law is one of the things that made this a great country… had people like you had their way, we wouldn’t have made it as a country.

        Given your pattern of conduct, you’d violate both, the Constitution and Federal Law if you were to become president. 🙄

  13. Hack Stone says:

    This guy is a late addition to The Bundy Bunch. That makes him Cousin Oliver. They have now officially jumped the shark.

  14. Friend S. Wilkins says:

  15. Semper Idem says:

    Drunk and full of Irish Courage, the Sam Trautman (sp?) wannabe shows up to save the day.

    C’mon; sealed records? That line was old and stale back in the 1980s. It’s since ossified and turned white. I mean, I am no military expert and have no authority on military matters. That said, common sense should beg for the question ‘If all this stuff is so sooper-dooper sekret skwirrel, why exactly are you talking about it so openly?’

  16. streetsweeper says:

    Probie is back on probation status, ninety (90) days and that fark nuts in the video? Even money says that state trooper served in the Marines and probably doing his absolute best to not knock said fark nuts on his drunk, dumb ass. Kudo’s state trooper.

  17. D.B. Cooper says:

    I HAD his records with me in the bag when I jumped, his blaming Ronald Reagan is pure bullshit!

  18. charles w says:

    What is being lost in this whole cluster fuck is the Hammonds. Bundy saw a pulpit and came to make trouble. He and his merry band of retards are not wanted there. This is the rancher version of the BLM movement.

  19. SFC D says:

    “Lamont Cranston” signed for a helluvalot of supplies during Operation Joint Endeavor. Or so I hear.

  20. The Commentor' Formerly Known as MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    Not Safe for Anywhere (NSFA), “I am Going to Kill You” song:

  21. Dave Hardin says:

    ˙sɐʍ ʇı ʎɐʍ ǝɥʇ ʇsnɾ dn pǝʞɔnɟ ʎlʇɔǝɟɹǝd sɐʍ ǝʇıs sıɥʇ ‘ǝƃuɐɥɔ ǝʇɐɥ ı ‘ǝƃuɐɥɔ oʇ plo ooʇ ɯɐ ı

  22. Papago Joe says:

    White Man On Booze, Makes Ass Out of Red Deer With Boobs. No More Fire Water Fire Water For Him

  23. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Is there ANYONE in the Bundy Bunch that WASN’T THE most badassed wonder-wompus Honey Badger/Wolverine hybrid of a SooperdooperseekritskwirrelSEALRangerReconScoutSniperSF that ever existed? Maybe someone should have sent them some enema kits along with the dildos and lube, naaaah, they’d wash their brains out with that!

    • C2Show says:

      At this point, you might as well call the Bundy/Oathkeepers by their true name:

      League of Liars/League of Phonies.

  24. Sapper3307 says:

    Sounds like he has some Viking blood in that cold medicine.

  25. The Commentor' Formerly Known as MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    BREAKING NEWS:

    It was a pellet gun!

    Pellet Gun = For Real LEGIT!

    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/joseph-stetson-arrest-oregon-militia

    • Skippy says:

      ahhhh… one who uses there fourth point of contact for thinking should be locked up and protected from them selfs…

      BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! ! ! ! ! ! !

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        Sometimes I think I would like to try and see things from their point of view but there is NO WAY I could put my head THAT FAR up my ass!

  26. The Commentor' Formerly Known as MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    2009, 2013 and 2015 Mug Shots here:

    http://www.kptv.com/story/31054423/police-man-headed-for-burns-standoff-arrested-for-duii-resisting-arrest

    2016 Mug Shot coming soon!

  27. Thirteen Bears says:

    Thirteen Bears see big group of Jackasses get dumber every day, how soon they implode and run without fire water for fake courage and without take-out pizza?

    • Skippy says:

      Inbreeding Makes Fools. Arrow Tipped In Snake Venom With Dog Shit. May Help

    • The Commentor' Formerly Known as MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

      Are you an Ingin?

      • Papago Joe says:

        Of Da Poka Hoo Tribe.
        Instead Of Casinos, We Run Brothels All Over Our Land In Arizona And Nevada And Utah
        Our Capital Is At Tuna Ranch, Nevada
        You Can’t Miss Us On US-95 Da Smell Of Fish Is In The Wind

        Sincerely

        Chief Papago Joe

  28. The Commentor' Formerly Known as MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    Here he is:

    Joseph A Stetson, Age: 50-54

    12450 SW XXXXXXX Rd Unit XXX

    Portland, XX XXXXX

    He lives in a unit!

    Probably Section 8 Housing for Retired US Army Kernells of the Green Barays!

  29. The Commentor' Formerly Known as MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    Here when he was a younger more rational man of 47 years old, he had a run in at a trailer park, kicked in a door and violated a restraining order:

    http://www.co.washington.or.us/_cs_upload/News/sonews/333855_1.pdf

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      OOH, so he’s a member of his Trailer Court militia’s SWAT team as well?

      • SFC D says:

        ▶ 4:28

        • Jarhead says:

          Stetson…this a late post on your claims. Just the same, you should know you are dealing with a group of educated (in EVERY segment) veterans who strongly dislike liars and posers. You appear to be offspring of both. Your written responses clearly show you are not yet at the beginner’s GED level, yet you attempt to argue as if you have a chance. In the nearly one year I’ve been posting on this site, some things have become as clear as shallow waters in and around Australia and certain parts of Hawaii. The posters on this site stick together like any group of Marines, Special Forces, Navy SEALS, etc. The most of us don’t know even one person on this site personally. There are exceptions as occasionally seen. Regardless, we all act as a Band of Brothers in sticking together and supporting each other…..especially when we are dealing with the face of Just Plain Wrong. Now coming on here and acting like a tough guy….that puts you in a no-win situation from day one. Piss one off, and you have pissed all of us off. You should really stroll through the pictures of phonies outed and read all the communications exchanged with a James Gattoni. Just as you, he had little control of his temper. Had it not been for Dave Hardin, Gattoni might have showed up at someone’s home and ended up in a bad way. Last but not least, some of us still stay in pretty good shape, knowing a longer healthier life can be enjoyed by remaining physically active and happy. My point is, even some of the old timers on here could and WOULD surprise you when it comes to confrontations. Most would first walk away, but if you pressed the issue further, a short fuse says end it quickly and on the spot. Not to mention, deliver the kind of hurt the aggressor will not want to get up and face again.
          This is NOT a threat, but you are playing in deep water when you need to stay in the kiddie pool with your water wings. In spite of it, there are MANY middle-to-younger Vets on this site. They all are just as likely to share at least some of the short-fuse tendency when provoked.

          Bottom line, you fucked up, just admit and go on with your life. Twelve months from now, over half of the people who knew this will have forgotten it. That’s the easy way, the least harmful (to you) way, and safest in terms of potential legal action you could hope for. Take it from a 70 year old Marine who is hoping you can put a sudden and final end to this dog & pony show.

  30. The Commentor' Formerly Known as MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    MORE BREAKING NEWS:

    President Ronald Reagan has message for Joseph A. Stetson:

  31. Fjardeson says:

    Cuffing and stuffing. Jonn, that almost rates a spew alert. People down the hall think I broke Rule 1 at lunch today from the giggling.

  32. clamsgotlegs says:

    Paper, Rock, Scissors.
    Marines, SEALs, Green Berets.
    Who do you send in to end the refuge standoff and how do they do it?

    Or should we just send them sugar free gummy bears and cheap beer and let the dip shits die of dehydration?

  33. AverageNCO says:

    So he was a Colonel? After seeing his writing sample from his Presidental campaign platform, I’m dying to see one of his seminar papers from Army War College.

  34. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I’ve thought of starting my own TV Reality show with these bottom-shelf-booze-and-T-bird besotted slovenly LOSERS, I can see the promo ads now – “TONIGHT, ON EXTREME LOSERS AND IDIOTS…”

  35. JarHead Pat says:

    That is a epic gay porn mustache. Just saying, not that I would anything about that.

  36. Just An Old Dog says:

    Now 7 arrested Robert ‘LaVoy’ Finicum was the one killed. Of course supportors are claiming he was on his knees and had surrendered. Phony Ranger Payne and Budda Boy Cavalier (phony Marine) were among those arrested, John Ritzhiemer was taken into custody in Arizona abouthe same time.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

      Hope they all enjoy some time “tossing salad” for Bubba, Thor, Julio and Mr. “Tiny” in the county poundthemintheass lockup….

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      S’about time, I was wondering how much longer the Authorities were going to put up with those snotheads and their assclownery. I wonder what kind of dumb shit they’ll say and try to pull off in court? I bet at least a few of them will be very Bernathian both in and out of court.

  37. 20thEB67 says:

    Just had to know that this was not going to end well.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Those boneheads were hell-bent on engaging the Feds in any way they could in order to whore for more attention, I wonder what those Airsoft-heads will try next?

  38. Hondo says:

    OK, standard offer. If anyone can come up with the required info (FirstName/Middle Name/Lastname PLUS date of birth PLUS place of birth), I’ll file a FOIA request on “Colonel Hat” here. SSN also works in place of DOB and POB.

    Send the info thru Jonn. As always, don’t do anything unlawful to obtain any information about the a-hole.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Wouldn’t the DOB be available via arrest records and mugshot pages?

      • The Commentor' Formerly Known as MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

        No. DOB is usually not releasable public info.

        Now if you obtain it legally, you can use it!

  39. OldManchu says:

    I guess Robin Sage will begin to incorporate spelling and grammar classes very soon.

  40. Jonn Lilyea says:

    I guess ol’ Joe is out of jail now (Facebook comments), but he still didn’t get no book learnin’ while he was in the hoosegow.

  41. Silentium Est Aureum says:

    JAS, I don’t know many folks in the Special Ops community, but the ones I do know are typically able to speak without sounding like a blathering moron, and also able to construct a simple sentence without slaughtering the English language like Michael Moore at a Vegas buffet.

    Try harder. Try again.

  42. Silentium Est Aureum says:

    Okay, 6PM on the West Coast, and Joe has likely been kicked out of every bar with a Happy Hour.

    Passed out or just back in jail? Does anyone really fucking care?

  43. Marine_7002 says:

    “i was traind in mexico by a green beret in 1977 that served in vietnam wee whent to centrol america as us mercenarys in 1978 i worked in gradalajara jalisco as a federal offercer for two years”

    Stetson, did you get your high school diploma out of a Crackerjacks box?

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      You think he went to school at all? What an optimist you are!

      Oh, here, if he wants to try Insults in Spanish 101, let him figure this one out.

      Ola! Stetson! Tu madre es puta y pendeja. Vete a jalar el pescuezo al pollo. Te meto la verga por el osico para que te calles el pinche puto osico hijo de perra!

      That should shut his yap for a while.

      • Marine_7002 says:

        Oh, I figured that he’d probably failed miserably at any attempts at educational accomplishments, and got lucky when he opened that box of Crackerjacks and found that diploma.

        He probably had to have someone write/type his name on it for him.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

      Better watch out… Joe Blowbubba the former Federale may show up and show you how “bad” he is.

      Next thing you know, he’ll tell us that he was the inspiration behind “Machete”… probably wrote the script and was the “technical adviser” for it.

      I don’t think that the Federales would take too kindly to a pendejo gringo claiming to be one of them…

  44. HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

    Look at what Joseph A. Stetson/Cockmeat Sammich Connoisseur poseted up in the Facebook section of the comments:

    “i was traind in mexico by a green beret in 1977 that served in vietnam wee whent to centrol america as us mercenarys in 1978 i worked in gradalajara jalisco as a federal offercer for two years”

    Trained in Mexico in 1977 by a Green Beret that went to Vietnam? Mercenary? Federale? Sounds like the mescal took and bit him in the ass one too many times.

    Hey Joe Shitbird the rag man? You’re Internet famous, bitch!!!

    Joseph A. Stetson/Cockmeat Sammich Connoisseur

    • thebesig says:

      Joseph A. Stetson: i was traind in mexico by a green beret in 1977 that served in vietnam

      In the video, you claimed to be a colonel/lieutenant colonel in the Special Forces. Now, you “were trained” by someone who was special forces, who was also a Vietnam War Veteran. This is a contradiction in your statements, just as you contradicted yourself in the video. There, you claimed that you respected law enforcement before you disrespected law enforcement.

      Joseph A. Stetson: wee whent to centrol america as us mercenarys in 1978 i worked in gradalajara jalisco as a federal offercer for two years

      How could you have been a colonel/lieutenant colonel in the Special Forces if you were just a mercenary? U.S. mercenaries? How about private mercenaries?

      Jimmy Carter was president during that time; here, you’re claiming service during the late 1970s. If that were the case, Ronald Reagan wouldn’t have “sealed” your records. Even then your story is full of holes, as the president can’t overrule the law of the land. Your story doesn’t fit one where a president would go behind the Constitution’s, and federal laws’, backs, to “seal a record.”

      We didn’t even need to see your records to know that you were full of shit when you claimed that Ronald Reagan ordered your records sealed, as that screamed “not green beret”. That’s a key theme that finds itself within many a faker’s story.

  45. Hondo says:

    You ain’t gonna believe where publicrecords.directory says a guy named “Joseph Arthur Stetson”, age 52, lives now. The town should be rather familiar to longtime readers. (smile)