Allen Downing; phony Ranger

| February 13, 2016

Allen Downing

Our friends at Military Phony send us their work on this Allen Downing fellow. He claims that he was in the Army on Facebook, and in person, he’ll tell you how he was lieutenant in the 75th Rangers during the operations in Somalia;

Allen Downing FB

Downing claim

Of course, he also implies that he earned a Purple Heart there;


Yeah, well, no. The National Personnel Records Center says “Who?”


Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Black Bart says:

    Awesome ‘DERP!!’ face Allen has got going on there! Lol!

  2. Sapper3307 says:

    He went full potato!

  3. MSG Eric says:

    You ever get so phony, that it gives you Forest Whitaker eye?

  4. Silentium Est Aureum says:

    Dead Eye Downing.

    I’m sure there’s some Somalia vets that would love to give him a hearty handshake and a warm bowl of soup.

    • thebesig says:

      This Somalia Veteran wants to join you guys in shaming him on the internet. :mrgreen:

      That photo with a thing in his mouth? Someone should photo shop that to make it look like he has a dildo in his mouth instead. 🙄

      I won’t be surprised if his degree claims are as “valid” as his military claims. 🙄

    • Jon The Mechanic says:

      I was with Triple Deuce when they went into Somalia right after the Battle of Mogadishu. If by handshake and a warm bowl of soup, you mean a Judo throw into a bowl of Cum of Some Yung Guy, then yes. I would be more than happy to do that.

      I had a friend wounded during that battle. He can eat a bag of dicks.

  5. Green Thumb says:

    A LT, huh?

    I see it….Lieutenant Lubejob.

    Dude looks like he has been “touched”.


  6. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    He looks like he has an very bad aroma, detectable within a 20-foot radius.

  7. AnotherPat says:

    Right eye=OPERATION MOSQUITO BITE=Purple Heart.

    (Based on SITREP Facebook)



    • Claw says:

      Yep. Totally Legit.

      I’m sure his Edwardian Script Frank Visconi type Purple Heart Citation reads:

      “Wounded as a result of Indirect Cheeto Fire.”

      • AskaMarine says:

        Claw, he will probably head back to Texas to do a one on one interview with the First SEAC about the trauma he experienced with that mosquito bite….after he has counseling with Michael Killam.

  8. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    So he SAYS he was a Lieutenant, pity he didn’t claim the next higher rank, then we could call him “Captain Crazy Eye”! Maybe next he’ll claim that HE IS Bubba Gump?

  9. Skyjumper says:

    Looks like a bad case of “Queer eye”.

  10. Daisy Cutter says:

    He claimed rank of 2nd Lt (O-1). How can you have a career and get out as an O-1? Even if he went from Enlisted to Officer, it seems it would be higher than a 2nd LT.

    I wish these guys would try a little harder.

    His extensive knowledge of the Army suggests he pulled from Black Hawk Down.

  11. Andy11M says:

    Looks like Uncle Ruckus.

  12. Friend S. Wilkins says:

    Kind of looks like this guy….

    • Green Thumb says:

      I wonder if this video was recorded outside of All-Points Logistics’ Merritt Island, FL operation?

      Dude could be Phildo’s supplier….

  13. thebesig says:

    “Yeah, my right eye is jacked up, but you should see the other guy…” – Allen Downing regarding the Forest Whittiker eye

    Yup, the other guy was shaking his fingers and and massaging his knuckles. Other than that, he was OK. :mrgreen:

  14. Tony180a says:

    Fucking scumbag! Some of his facebook pics remind me of Charlie Altamont aka Wolf J. Flywheel form the Devils Rejects.

  15. OldManchu says:

    You all missed the message…

    He WAS indeed in the battle of Mog…..

    as a fuxking g skinny shooting at the rangers along with the other khat chewing savages!