Joey William Wilson; phony Marine

| February 26, 2016

Joey Wilson

Someone sent us their work on this Joey William Wilson fellow in Madison, North Carolina who likes to pretend he’s a Marine. He was also an “Inactive Reserve Deputy” for the Rockingham County Sheriff’s Office until he got busted with moonshine last year. But he’s on social media wishing that he was back in The Corps;




And he has a large selection of Marine-wear;



But the National Personnel Records Center says “Who?”

Joey Wilson FOIA

Joey Wilson FOIA 2

Apparently, he uses his Marine Corps persona to tug at people’s heart strings in social media as well as live and in person.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Hack Stone says:

    Be careful on the comments, we do not want to end up on his “shirt list”.

  2. IDC SARC says:

    “plush toy bulldog”

    I’d hit it! Wait…whut?!?

  3. OldManchu says:

    Wow. This guy looks like two different people from the left half of his face to the right half. Inbreeding…

  4. B Woodman says:

    Does the plush dog have a higher rank then this tool?

  5. Ex-PH2 says:

    He sure does have a purty mouth, don’t he?

  6. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I’m sure he’ll screw the pooch even harder sometime in the future and end up in Bubba & Rhor’s harem, attention whores like him can’t stop fucking up.

    Booger-eating little pus-nutted thumbsucking bedwetter!

    • HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

      He looks like he loves himself some cockmeat sammiches and tubesteak! The photo must have been taken after “the boys” asked him to pick up the powered soap in the shower…

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        I’m sure that he’s also a coinneseur of tube steak garnished with nut butter as well.

  7. Combat Historian says:

    Madison is about two hours drive time from Lenoir; Plush Dog and The Round Ranger can form themselves into a joint command: JTF PHONY FUCKS…

    • B Woodman says:

      Plush Dog and Round Ranger, Joint Command, huh?
      “Jointed”, where? Or do I dare ask?
      Do we have a future junior member of the DRC here?

    • HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

      Maybe he knows Will Chamberlain?

      • Combat Historian says:

        hehehe 😉

      • Hack Stone says:

        Did Will Chamberlain save Round Ranger’s life, or did Round Ranger save Will Chamberlain’s life? It’s been a while since anyone has discussed them, what with so many posers and so little time. The way that he saved his life was he brought the condoms while they were ree acting Brokeback Mountain.

  8. Carlton G Long says:

    Y’all are going to get this boy all “agetated” and then God help you.

  9. Jarhead says:

    Note to self: Do NOT FOR ANY REASON ever mention a Jeep to Joey Bad Ass Wilson! Worse yet, Don’t EVER get on his lady’s case! Now case of WHAT, I’m not certain. There’s likely a LOT of “things” she could have from cavorting around with this jackass. Just to name a few: gongerina. a nice case of crabs, siftless, who knows? Bad Asses like him have been known to bring home those things. Gee Whiz, I’d better be watching my mouth. Sure don’t want a manly man Marine like him after my ass! He might come to see me!!!! If Obammy had a son…..well you know the rest of that line.

  10. Green Thumb says:


  11. Top's wife says:

    Joey wilson, took me for a fool, did me very wrong, I trusted him since he was a former Marine,
    Not nice.

    • isabel says:

      if you can, delete my post…I think the men are more comfortable being without women here…:-)

      thank you

      • Paul Allen says:

        All you badass “Marines” talking shit over a computer. Learn the facts, do some research instead of being mindless sheep immediately believing everything you read like the majority of the world. If the standard for our military were to lay with all of you based on the childish comments, then God help us.

      • Eden says:

        Wow, the sockpuppets have come out of the woodwork on this one all of a sudden! Even another poser, Bary Waite. Poser Joey Wilson getting a little uncomfortable with all of the attention?

        • Eden says:

          Sorry–that was supposed to go at the bottom of the thread.

          Isabel, there are quite a few of us here who are female veterans, so please don’t think this is for men only.

  12. Spongebob says:

    He needs his ass whooped. He lives locally In our town. Unfortunately. Somebody really wanted to find him mayodan is a small place. **note he lives in mayodan not Madison *

    • Patrick says:

      Shows how much you know. Your information is incorrect as well. He does not reside in Mayodan.

    • lonewoolf says:

      Spongeboob, he was found trough the 4x4nck someone suggested him to a friend, when they met, he told her he was 30yrs, old, a marine, and and a Highway Patrol, for what I get he offered to work on her jeep, had the jeep for over 2yrs, took her $, sold and traded jeep parts, in the end he got paid in full, lied to her about jeep being done, numeros times she went by train to NC to pick up jeep, and every time, he came up with an excuse that something wasnt done, or missing, last excuse, jeep got on fire, long story, he talks to people and does business with them reeling them in by saying hes a marine and a Police Officer, word is, he has stolen quiet a bit from her, and also from other members of the 4x4NC, who are taking him to court, its not a game, he got her jeep on fire, blamed someone else, guy and shop dont exist, finally she got jeep back, missing a bunch of items, no one is making up lies here, we hope this lady does take him to court he deserves to be exposed, especially when he does a marine family member wrong, and lies about being a Marine, btw, this lady didn’t investigate him,she didn’t come up with the proof that he was never in the marine corps, so get your fact straight and watch your language, it is true.
      This Joey Wilson sold a jeep to a Ret. Army Col, who discovered that this Joey Wilson character was a liar, a crook, and had switched legal stuff on the jeep, which he had a hard time, getting it registered,if he has a problem with what is going on, or who ever defends this Joey guy here, maybe you should contact the Col, he might just be able to explain why He does not care for this guy and standing up to protect others.

  13. Ma deuce says:

    Lived in Mayodan, moved to highway 311. Divorced, moved to single family residence in Madison. Intel suggests that his two male siblings also reside in the residence. Intel is accurate as of this posting date. Intel derived from public sources.

    • Bobby G says:

      Someone needs a fucking life..all you pussies do

    • lonewoolf says:

      he does live in MXXX, not divorced yet, moved back in with his parents and yes two other brothers, he’s a POS , XXX S XXXe RD, XXXX,NC.
      he did live on 704, or some like that, when he got exposed to the moonshine deal, he peeled off one of the house #’s LOL.. so no one would know he lived there, he does deserve to have his butt whooped, he needs to man up and pay the lady what he owes her and return all her stuff, Marines should really meet up with him, wonder what he’d say then.

  14. Rudolf says:

    I believe it’s XXX rd, drives a late model white Chevy truck.

  15. Bary Waite says:

    I am a Vietnam veteran, as well as a former POW. I know this young man, and he is an amazing young man. This bullshit needs to come down. Most inacurate information I’ve ever whitnessed.

    • AverageNCO says:

      Well Barry there are two things inaccurate about your post.
      1. You spelled inaccurate wrong.
      2. There is no record of a POW in Vietnam named Bary Waite.

      Take your trolling BS somewhere else.

    • Claw says:

      Is Helen Waite your sister?

      Cause if she is, we know all about Helen Waite.

      Especially if you expect any of us to believe anything of what you say. In the meantime, go to her.

    • ChipNASA says:

      Bullshit Bary,
      Here are all the POWs with the spelling “Waite” ever recorded.
      You are NOT one of them.

      WAITE, EDGAR A 738302 USAAF 2 LT 01/25/1944
      WAITE, EVERETT FRED 3821254 USN MM2 02/19/1942
      WAITE, LUTHER 6590308 USNR SEA1 03/10/1944
      WAITE, PAUL D 17067519 USAAF T SG 01/22/1946
      WAITE, RALPH S 17030201 USAAF S SG 11/24/1943
      WAITE, RICHARD D 11051494 USA PVT 06/06/1944
      WAITE, WALTER W 100762 USN ENS 03/01/1942

    • Marine_7002 says:

      Another lying asswipe heard from.

      Go to, and read the whole thing. Focus on reading the following paragraphs, then click on each link in those paragraphs:

      “However, for the war in Southeast Asia (AKA the “Vietnam War”) the situation is different. DPAA does have and post a list of former SEA POWs – as well as a list of those who are and are not formally accounted for. Specifically, it maintains four lists.

      • The first list contains the names of those POWs who returned alive at the end of the Vietnam War. That list may be found here.

      • The second list contains the names of those POWs who escaped enemy captivity in Southeast Asia. That list may be found here.

      • The third list contains the names of those who have been formally accounted for. This list includes the names on the previous two lists, plus the names of those whose remains have been recovered and positively identified. That list may be found here.

      • The fourth list contains the names of personnel who have not yet been formally accounted for. These are individuals’ whose remains have never been recovered. That list may be found here.”

      That’s how we know that you are a lyin’ asswipe and not a genuine POW. And no doubt you’re lying about Mr. Wilson as well.

    • ChipNASA says:

      Guys, guys…what we’re witnessing is a truly supernatural event.
      The poster here is the long deceased soul music frontman professing his undying (HA pun!) for Miss Joey William Wilson. HIS GIRL!!
      (and GOOGLE HIT!! )

    • Hondo says:

      Really, “Bary” – or should that be “Joey”?

      Looks like you might want to tell DoD about that. According to DoD’s official and comprehensive lists, no one with the last name “WAITE” appears to have ever been POW or MIA during Vietnam, and no one by that name is MIA from Vietnam today.

      False POW claims are among the lowest of the low. So, troll – how about you go grab a big steaming mug of STFU and use it to wash down a nice, tasty serving of GFY?

    • lonewolf says:

      I believe someone who knows Joey Wilson has found this forum and commented about it, first of his Older brother has come to Joeys defense, saying this is all a lie,there is no one there prior military who respects this guy, so if you do, then you are the exception, everything you have read here is true, what is it you dont think is true?
      please be my guest and tell all, because im sure that lady has proof of everything that went on, just saying.
      Maybe she should post the comunication between them about the issue at hand, her jeep, lies and $$$

    • lonewolf says:

      Mr. Waite, you misspelled your own name, it is NOT Bary it is *BARRY* you must be this Joey character incognito, lol!! remember this lady has had quiet a few marines helping her out, checking this guy out. Im sure this is you or your stop being a coward and show your face.

    • nbcguy54ACTUAL says:

      I guess you don’t get out much.

      Look Bary, your love-child is full of crap as are you.

      (waite for it, waite for it…..)

    • IDC SARC says:

      “he is an amazing young man”

      Translation: No gag reflex

    • HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

      Stop telling us about your accomplishments playing “Call of Booty – Anal Buttsekks Warrior” with the “Gang Bang POW Camp” add on. You and Joey need to just go off and share that cockmeat sammich together in that trailer you live in.

  16. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Bary White. Give me your address, I have a few r’s in the garage (maybe the shed) that I’ll probably never use. You are welcome to one.

  17. Ex-PH2 says:

    Why do these people keep reviving these zombie threads? Is there something in the water?

    • Hondo says:

      Not always. When done by the individual who’s the subject of the article in question, IMO generally it’s due to a marginal level of function between their ears.

  18. lonewolf says:

    here is a copy of part of a conversation between this Joey guy and one of the members of the 4x4NC jeep club…read on..

    Cory said: ↑
    You have been ignoring my phone calls for months. You said you would make it Right then, ignored phone call after phone call the 3 times we set up a meet day. Lie all you want buddy. You have my address , that grand didn’t have a fucking bent frame your full of shit.

    And no you stated multiple times it had a clean title then I got there and it was salvage and I still took your word on the damage to from, you said you did not replace hatch and you didn’t know when I noticed.

    “Nope no damage to roof” you bondoed the fuck outta roof.

    If your wife messed up tcase how was it crushed into transmission?

    I looked it over ? I stood next to jeep on crutches and cranked it one time.

    Your a sad excuse for a man, a cop , and a Marine.

  19. lonewolf says:

    This is what we found out about this Joey Wilson, of course the conversation about him stealing etc, goes on, reason I posted this here, is to show that not only that lady was lied to about him being a marine and the Army Ret. Col. who bought a fliped jeep from him, but also a whole bunch other people, members of the 4x4NC. he should be ashamed of himself for lying about being a marine and a cop, that is how he gets people to trust him…Im glad he got exposed as a phony marine, shame on him.

    • OWB says:

      It’s not that we are not interested, lonewolf, it’s just that all the other stuff is outside our lane – exposing stolen military valor is our primary mission here. We know that stolen valor is most often just the tip of the iceberg, though. We see it in almost every instance of stolen valor. Someone somewhere usually manages to know someone in the area who can get charges referred to the proper authorities for the majority of these clowns.

      Not trying to discourage you from letting us know what else is going on with this idiot, just explaining why we may appear a bit less excited about the other things he’s doing.

      Also, I am saying that only as a frequent commenter, not as a representation of the owner of this blog or anyone else in particular.

      • lonewolf says:

        I understand,just unfair that this guy might get away with what he does, just because he lets be known that he’s a marine etc.

  20. lonewolf says:

    Aww. Someone is butthurt! Looks like someone doesn’t want to be found out.

  21. lonewolf says:

    FYI: this clown just texted my roommate with threats of legal action!